jump for joy

Wu Hao: It’s a great honor to be the questioner of today’s representative masses, so for the following answers, we can directly replace Pei Chuan and Song Han with Chuan He Han

1Q: name

Chuan: Pei Chuan, you don't know my name if it's not the third year of high school? ?

Han: Song Han

Wu Hao:...

2Q: Age

Chuan: 29

Han: 28

Xue Zesheng Luo Wen in the audience: Brother Chuan, you old cow eats tender grass

3Q: Gender

Chuan & Han: Can't you see us so brightly?

Wu Hao: Who the hell made the question?

Me: Isn’t it all the way?

Chuan: This is my mother, I have to forgive her

Han: Why is my mother crazy?

4Q: Personality

Chuan: Lively and cheerful~

Han: a bit poisonous tongue

5Q: The character of the other party

Chuan: ah ah ah ah ah super cute

Han: An idiot who can't take care of himself

6Q: First impression

Chuan: He's so attractive

Han: This man talks a lot

7Q: How has your impression of the other party changed after getting along for a long time?

Chuan: I can also cook, sew clothes and clean the house. This is fucking home.

Han: Be careful with me

Xu Yuanyuan and Xu Miao in the audience: What?Brother Han can cook? !

8Q: What do you like about the other party?

Chuan & Han: I like both

9Q: Are the two compatible?

Chuan: I can't find anyone who looks better than him

Han: ditto

10Q: What do you like the other person to call you the most?

Chuan: Brother Pei Chuan

Han: Song Song Han Han children

11Q: If you want to give someone a gift, what should you give?

Chuan: I’ve been listening to pure music playlists recently, thinking of making up a song for Hanhan as a mobile phone ringtone

Han: I saw a video of hand-painted shoes recently, and I want to send brother Chuan his own hand-painted shoes

12Q: So what do you want

Chuan: Is it okay? I want to... Hanhan

Han: Brother Chuan can send anything

Everyone in the audience: don't listen to evil, don't listen to evil

13Q: How dissatisfied with the other party?

Chuan: I have a stomach problem, I still don’t eat well, and I don’t say anything when I have something to hold back

Han: The technology is too bad

Chuan: Oh yes and also, I can’t take care of myself when I’m busy

Han: Brother Chuan, I was wrong

Chuan: (Suddenly distressed, hugging in public)

Everyone in the audience: Brother Han can act like a baby? !

14Q: Where did the two meet for the first time?

Chuan & Han: In the class

15Q: What should I do if the other party is angry?

Chuan: kiss, hug, hold high

Han: coax him

16Q: How far have you developed now?

Everyone in the audience: We also want to know this

Chuan: (kisses Song Han on the lips) Is that obvious?

Han: (blushing suddenly being kissed) It’s okay, it’s obvious

17Q: Which of you confessed first

Chuan: I

Han: he

Chuan: At that time, listening to him talk about his knees made me feel so distressed, and if I didn’t confess, I would be attacked by many people. I couldn’t bear it.

Han: Are you so unconfident in yourself, Brother Chuan?

Chuan: Oh, you are too cute, what can I do?

Han: The cute side is for you alone

18Q: What did you two do on your first date?

Chuan: I am so happy to kiss the child

Han: kissed

19Q: When was the first time

Chuan: On the night he came of age, he still tempted me

Han: The night I became an adult, I didn't tempt you, you couldn't hold back

Chuan: I am not wronged

Han: ok it's me

Everyone in the audience: Brother Jinghan is the one who took the initiative? ?

20Q: Is there anything the other party does not want to eat?

Chuan: Hanhan is very picky eater. He doesn’t eat eggplant with skin, celery, carrot, green onion, ginger and garlic. The ingredients are fine, but not too spicy or too fishy. Now there are a few more. Livestock liver, oh yes, and bitter melon

Han:?Brother Chuan doesn’t seem to be very picky eater, he feeds well

21Q: Have you ever quarreled?

Chuan: How could I quarrel with Hanhan?

Han: I usually get started directly

Sichuan:...

22Q: What kind of animal do you think the other party looks like?

Chuan: Cat, the super cute puppet cat

Meaning: sloth

Chuan: Why is it a sloth?

Han: Because we stick together every day

23Q: What should I do if the other party changes his mind?

Chuan: Hanhan will not change her mind

Han: How dare he? It's just his guts

24Q: Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Wu Hao: I really want to beat up the person who asked this question

Han: Brother Chuan, I don’t want to answer, let’s step down

Chuan: Come on, mom is crazy

Me: I'm wrong sorry

25Q: What if the other party is late for an appointment?

Chuan: Definitely taking a taxi while making phone calls, for fear that something might happen, such as fever, cold, or discomfort

Han: That's the scene of a large-scale domestic violence

26Q: Have you ever tasted vinegar from the other party?

Chuan: To be honest, I have always cared about Zhou Jing being with him for so many years

Han: He’s so cool, he’s running in school and he doesn’t even get water from his schoolgirls

Chuan: He was asked for his contact information several times.

Han: You have been asked no less than me

Chuan: yes

27Q: What should I do if the other party is jealous?

Chuan: Just call me husband

Han:? ? ?you fucking

Chuan: To be serious, you have to admit your mistakes first, and then coax and kiss them. If you admit your mistakes, you must have a correct attitude, and then be soft and hard. It’s really not good.. See you in bed

Han: Let me teach you about this first, sorry, everyone

Chuan: (holding Song Han horizontally) Sorry everyone, I have something to worry about and go home now

Han: Mom, save me!

Me: Han, Mom can't save you

Everyone in the audience: Damn please go crazy doi

Day two since last interview

Wu Hao: Cough, the two of you are back (at this time Pei Chuan was smiling smugly, Song Han supported his waist and did not forget to kick Pei Chuan's calf)

Wu Hao: Mom, I'm going to die of embarrassment

28Q: How much do you like each other?

Chuan: He is the only one in this life

Han: Brother Chuan is my first and last favorite. We wear a pair of couple rings, and we will put them in the same urn when we die.

Chuan: Ah, ah, Hanhan, let me give you a kiss

29Q: Do you love each other?

Chuan: Of course

Han: love

30Q: Do you think there is a rival in love?

Chuan: I think a lot, Hanhan is handsome

Han: Hey, Brother Chuan is very attractive. Last time I saw him, there was a personal confession

Chuan: Ah, that’s a flyer handout

31Q: Which part of the other party do you like the most?

Chuan: I like it from head to toe, of course I like it the most...um...hehehe

Han: Mom, why did you give birth to a pervert?

me: my fault my fault

32Q: What did the other party do to make you feel uncomfortable?

Chuan: When you act like a baby and call me brother

Han: I

33Q: The sexiest expression of the other party

Chuan: You can say it, you can say it, um...it's sexy all the time, of course it's woo woo woo in bed (covered by Song Han)

Han: when you laugh

34Q: The thing that touched you the most when they were together

Chuan: When wearing a ring

Han: When I was wearing a ring

35Q: Is the relationship between the two public or confidential?

Chuan: All the friends and relatives came to the wedding, didn't you come too?

Han: Did Wu Hao take the money with him?

Wu Hao: Let it go, let it go, let it be 2000! !

36Q: Do you feel inferior?

Chuan: Not really

Han: When I watched other children being sent to and from school by their parents

Chuan: Received, I will take Hanhan to and from get off work every day

Han: It’s okay, it’s good to go to the detachment team after get off work to eat some snacks

37Q: Do you want to be lovers even if you are reincarnated?

Chuan: yes

Han: I want to think about it

38Q: When did you feel "I'm loved"

Chuan: A lot, being woken up by a good morning kiss, being relied on, being acted like a baby, being picked up from get off work, being fed when I have a cold...

Han: Being loved all the time

39Q: When did you feel "don't you love me"

Chuan: When forced to recite the law

Han: when the bed is violent

Chuan: Then I will be lighter next time

Han: Really?

Chuan: Then you can’t feel happy

Han: Mom!look at him!

Me: Hey, I didn’t think about why this happened, which program is wrong?

40Q: How do you express your love?

Chuan: Take care of him, let him have his own space to get along with each other and spend time with each other every day

Han: only good to him, very special very good

41Q: How long do you think the love between the two can last?

Chuan: For a long time, the mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so they dare to be with the king

Han: I loved him until he entered the little box

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42Q: Who gets on and who gets off

Chuan: I go up and down

Han: he goes up and down

43Q: The first location

Chuan: Well, the petty tricks are at school, and the serious ones are at his house

Han: Excluding the dormitory, when I was 18 years old, it was at my house

44Q: attack or receive

Chuan: attack

Han: Shou, attack once in a while, just for a few seconds

45Q: The feeling of the first night

Chuan: Why is Hanhan so cute?

Han: It hurts so much. It’s different from the ones on TV.

46Q: several times a week

Chuan: not necessarily

Han: Check the status

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47Q: Have you thought about children?

Chuan: Hanhan is just a child to me

Han: Look at Brother Chuan, I have no objection

48Q: Will you be biased because the other party is your lover?

Chuan: I'm here to support you

Han: Yes, unconditionally

49:Q: What if the other party disagrees with you at the time?

Chuan: Then make a confession in a different way

Han: Now is my chance to counterattack?

Chuan: Mom, your setting at the time was not like this

Me: (busy beating the king) What, Wang Zhaojun is taking his place

Han: Mom is too tired, let mom relax

50Q: Say something to the other party at the end

Chuan: I have seen many people of all kinds, some of them are very young and handsome, some of them are outrageously beautiful, but I think Hanhan is always in my heart, the one who likes to wear white shirts and smiles with dimples Demeanor boy

Han: It’s the first time I’ve fallen in love with someone. I’m afraid that sometimes I’ll hurt him with too much words, and I’m also afraid that he’ll be in the operating room because of his travels. I also like to stand next to him and admire him as an idol. I can't live without my Brother Chuan

Wu Hao: Well, this episode ends here

Hurry up, let's go eat, Lao Xue is dying of hunger!