Face Slapping the General

Wu Qiao's only dream is to become a soldier.Therefore, when he filled out his volunteer application, he only applied to the military academy.However, it never occurred to him that the genetic scan results after the physical examination showed that he, who had always been excellent, was extremely unsuitable for this profession.It clearly reads on the screen: [Chance of dragging comrades down on the battlefield: 99.5%.Chance of dying: 99.5% If not dead, chance of surrendering to the enemy: 99.5%. ... Chance of becoming a battle hero: 0.01%] The conclusion is based on the statistics and analysis of the genes of countless soldiers in the past, and there is no mistake.Wuqiao's data is too shocking - it can be called the most useless firewood in history.Considering the frightening delay and the chance of defecting to the enemy, the military academy did not recruit Wu Qiao in the end, although there were very few who were actually eliminated because of genes in the past.One of the other volunteers did not apply, which means that he has nothing to do... In this era, there is almost no physical labor.The family thought that since he couldn't start a business, it would be better to start a family first, so he secretly carried out genetic matching for him-looking for a more suitable partner based on his genes.As a result... the system actually found only one person. ——The person who became a five-star general because of his military exploits a few years ago.It is unbelievable that there is only one person, and it is only a little better than the "0" of the five-star general last year.The reply came quickly.The five-star general's reply only had eight big characters: "That trash? Get out of here—" The interstellar trash slapped everyone's faces, including Xiao Gong's... Wu Qiao: "Why did you give up? Didn't you give up?" Is there a 0.01% success rate?" Gong: It's not enough to beat Gong.Shou: Chicken Soup Shou... is calm on the surface, but in reality, he feels like he has been injected with chicken blood every day.Content tags: Made in Heaven, Joyful Enemy Mecha Future Overhead┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Wu Qiao┃ Supporting role: