100 Years Specially Matched with Slag Gong [Online Matching]

"At the end of the Han Dynasty, there was a lot of smoke and smoke, and there was always chaos..." The music that went directly to the main topic without the prelude resounded abruptly throughout the room.

Under the cover of heavy curtains, in the room that was still dark at noon, a low roar sounded from the quilt curled up into a ball. Jiang You stretched out his hand with difficulty, fumbled a few times on his bedside table, and finally turned off the alarm clock.

The powerful alarm clock music of "Quan Yu Tian Xia" suddenly stopped, and the room fell into silence again.About 1 minute later, the vibration of the mobile phone did not know where it sounded.At this time, a rustling sound came from the spacious double bed where a person was sleeping alone, and a black head emerged from the quilt.I saw that he was already holding the mobile phone to his ear with one hand, lifted the quilt with the other hand, and staggered towards the bathroom like a walking dead.

Jiang You answered the phone while walking, his voice was a little hoarse: "I know, I know, I've said it all, and I can converse."

On the other end of the phone was a woman's voice: "Jiang You, are you just getting up? Don't be too sexy with such a deep and magnetic voice. Why don't you sing with such a good voice?"

"..." Jiang You rolled his eyes and kicked open the door of his bathroom, "You don't know that I'm tone deaf?"

Hearing that Jiang You admitted that he was tone deaf, the girl on the other end of the phone laughed: "Hahaha, don't be so irritable. You have been out of touch for many days, do you know that, if I didn't know about your phone, I would have reported it| Police!"

"Everyone said they were busy with work, didn't WB make a statement?" Jiang You started to mix online and match circles in his junior year, and took a year off to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination in his senior year. One year is definitely a veteran in the online distribution circle.His voice is good, if you lower it a little, it's the emperor's general attack voice, and if you raise it a bit, you can be a fool.However, he used his unique voice to shape every scumbag.Fans affectionately called him "Slag Hall", and Jiang You said that those who took nicknames were not fans, they were all black.

On the other side of the phone was Chen Li, his planner girl who had always had a good relationship: "Aren't you working all the time?"

"It's different this time, the amount is more." Jiang You stretched.

Chen Li complained: "What on earth are you doing, can you give me a letter of approval?"

"No." Jiang You hung up the phone, expressing that he didn't want to reveal too many personal things.If you expose your occupation, there will be no mystery.He is a freelancer and works as a translator.To be honest, translation sounds nice, but it is boring and cumbersome to do. Apart from the good pay, the others are simply horrible.

Jiang You originally planned to take translation as a part-time job after graduating from graduate school, but he was too lazy and stuck-at-home, and he had to squeeze the bus every day when he went out to work. From nine to five, his step-by-step life didn't fit his personality.So, after working for a period of time, Jiang You quit his job as a civil servant and became a full-time translator under the help of his senior brother.

Jiang You threw the phone casually to the sink and started brushing his teeth.

Brushing his teeth, Jiang You looked at himself in the vanity mirror. His broken black hair had grown to his shoulders. His pair of deep and dark peach blossom eyes were amazing, but the dark circles and bags under his eyes were also amazing.His seemingly handsome facial features are quite inconsistent with his "a little" violent temper.

Jiang You pulled the hair on his forehead that covered his eyebrows. Who is this? It's hard to look at such a rough appearance. I should go out to get a haircut and tidy myself up.Thinking of this, Jiang You knocked over the water glass he had placed on the sink with one hand, and 80.00% of the splashed water was sprinkled on his mobile phone impartially.Jiang You's eyes widened, he put the toothbrush into his mouth, and hurriedly freed his hand to make up for it.

However, it is said that if people are unlucky, they will choke when drinking water. Jiang You frantically tried to save his mobile phone, but swung it into the sink with one paw.

"NONONO!" Jiang You wailed with a toothbrush in his mouth, and picked up the phone from the sink in a panic.He wiped all angles of the phone with toilet paper, then turned it on, and smiled with satisfaction when he saw that the startup screen was running normally.Afterwards, he forgot about it, and after sending the translated text on the computer to the boss, he changed his clothes and went out.

After cutting his hair short and feeling refreshed, Jiang You bought some food for himself, and then Jiang You took out his mobile phone and wanted to scan WB to blow up a corpse, but found that the screen of his mobile phone was actually black Yes, the screen is black! !

Jiang You was full of shit at that time, his phone was still fine before he entered the supermarket!How to go to the supermarket to buy a few green onions and buy a broken mobile phone?

He took out the battery and blew it a few times, hammered the phone a few more times, and pressed the power button again, but nothing worked. This is the rhythm of a strike.Jiang You's heart darkened all of a sudden, and no amount of sunlight could dispel the dark clouds in his heart.Just when he felt that there might be room for relaxation in this matter, a person bumped into him suddenly, Jiang You, who was defenseless, let go of his hand, and the phone drew an elegant parabola in the air.

"Your uncle!" Watching the phone hit the ground and jumping a few times, leaving a disastrous scene of five horses dismembering his body, Jiang You thought that he would never be able to get it back if he could be saved, so he couldn't hold back his curse.

The person who bumped into him stopped, and Jiang You looked up at him.Jiang You is 1.8 meters tall, and the other person is about 1.8 meters [-] by visual inspection. He is wearing a black jacket and a gray T-shirt as the base. It looks like the person Jiang You once knew, but that face is something he will never forget of.

The facial features are three-dimensional and handsome like Europeans and Americans, with a tough atmosphere like a soldier.His eyes are slender and the corners of his eyes are slightly raised. His slightly furrowed brows and sharp eyes make him look like a bad guy.

The cropped head does not expose the flaws of the facial features of the man, but it highlights the masculinity even more.Jiang You stared blankly at the other party, what he wanted to say stuck in his throat like a fishbone.

"Jiang You?" Seeing Jiang You, the other party seemed to be very surprised. A hint of joy flashed in his slender Danfeng eyes but he quickly hid it. He scanned the phone on the ground, and his straight body didn't seem to want to help Jiang You. By picking up the plan.

"What are you looking at, don't you know how to pick it up?"

The man said helplessly, "Your temper is still so bad."

Jiang You said bitterly: "I really can't have a good face towards you."

"Do you really know what's going on with that incident?" The man frowned even more, "Since we meet again by fate, at least let me explain."

Jiang Youdao: "An explanation is a cover-up. Is it true what I heard with my own ears?"

"Everything you see with your own eyes can be faked, let alone what you hear with your ears." The man stared at Jiang You with brown eyes for a while, and his focused eyes made him a little hairy, "How dare you say that you are so casual with me?" Haven't you regretted breaking up at all?"

"..." Being stared at so straightly by the man, Jiang You actually felt a little guilty, he raised his voice and asked, "Are all cheaters so righteous and cheeky now?"

Hearing Jiang You heard the word "cheating", the man gave a dissatisfied "tsk".He grabbed Jiang You's arm, and his tone was a little angry: "I said I didn't cheat! It's all a misunderstanding!"

"I don't want to talk about it anymore. For the sake of acquaintance, I won't ask you to pay for the mobile phone." Jiang You broke away from the man, picked up the mobile phone and walked back around the man.In order to show his calmness, Jiang You still looked careless when he left.

But he couldn't help but look back after he hadn't gone far. The tall and handsome man behind him maintained his previous posture, facing him, and his eyes were fixed on him.When Jiang You and the other party's eyes met for a moment, he almost regretted his turning back, which made him quicken his pace.

When he got home, Jiang You plunged into the bed, hugging the quilt, his mind was a little confused.

This man is called "Qu Wenyan", and he is his first love.That's right, he's gay, pure, the kind who can't be straight.

I was with Qu Wenyan in my sophomore year, they were not majors, Jiang You was a top student majoring in English, and Qu Wenyan was an artist who studied music, the two people who were originally at odds just happened to be so coincidental. To a dormitory.Their three views are not very compatible, and their tempers are equally irritable.

The roommates quarreled in the first week, and fought in the second week, which shocked the whole dormitory floor.To be honest, Qu Wenyan thought that Jiang You would never fight, but Jiang You had a violent temper since he was a child, and his anger would ignite like a firecracker.The two had a fight, and Jiang You greeted his face in a bad fight, and Qu Wenyan even picked out where he couldn't see.It looked as if Qu Wenyan had been bullied even worse, but Jiang You was seriously injured internally.

But no matter what, both of them were warned by the school.

Everyone thought that if things went on like this, this dormitory would definitely be replaced, but things turned around unexpectedly.A month later, Qu Wenyan and Jiang You actually became friends.How can we still be friends? !Finally developed into lovers? !The boys in the next bedroom were stunned.

What changed the relationship between Qu Wenyan and Jiang You was that they found that they had the same hobbies in Two-dimensional.That age is so innocent, Jiang You sighed, labor and management were actually fooled by Qu Wenyan for the first time in their lives (it was just first love) just because of the friendship of a green onion (it was just Hatsune's green onion).

After lying dead on the bed for a while, Jiang You finally got up slowly, groped to the computer, and clicked on the button.

As soon as he entered Koukou, the sound of message notifications sounded like clockwork, which made him really speechless.He searched the news and found that his younger sister Jiang Mu had sent him a message, so he was the first to open it decisively.

[Twilight]: The silly mother Qu Zhi who has been silent for five years actually updated a song, the link - @#%%￥ "Quan Yu Tian Xia", brother, your current favorite, the male god sings so beautifully.

[Soy Sauce]: Who is that?

[Twilight]: The man who dominates the entire online supporting circle in a radio drama, is the general attack at the apex of the online supporting circle.

[Soy Sauce]: [picking nose] Why haven't you heard of it?Isn't it me?

[Twilight]: At that time, you hadn't entered the circle yet, and you didn't like to be listened to, so your scumbag attack doesn't mean total attack, okay?

【Soy Sauce】: Oh

[Twilight]: Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

[Twilight]: I recommend Qu Zhi's "The King". I still have it in my hard drive. Fuck, I saved it for five years, okay? Xiao Shou was matched by Ding Ren, who retired last year. Didn't you cooperate with him? ever? The awe-inspiring in "The King" is absolutely perfect, super nice and super nice to listen to.

[Soy Sauce]: I'm so busy that I don't have time to listen.

[Twilight]: [wiping off sweat] Then listen to Quan Yutianxia, ​​you're so handsome!

Jiang You reluctantly agreed to Jiang Mu, turned around and began to struggle with those flickering news.Although he has a hot temper, he is still very kind and sincere to people.Even though he is a professional player with slag attack, he is famous for being good to his fans.

【Fan Group】—Take a Bubble—Exit

【Friends Group】—Cheat a corpse—Exit

【Greetings from relatives and friends】——Simple reply——Exit

[Reminder message] - take a look - confirm your progress - exit

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After tidying up everything, Jiang You logged on to his WB, first made a fuss to say that he was still alive, then briefly browsed the unscrupulous exchanges of gay friends, looked at the hot topics, and finally went to his sister's WB. Unceasingly Aite put the mouse on the link under Amway's own persistence.

At this moment, Chen Li sent a message urging Ganyin again, Jiang You felt a little headache, and finally moved the mouse away.

After recording a sound, Jiang You, who felt completely out of shape, turned off the computer, chose to give up, and decisively shrank back under the covers to catch up on sleep.

On this day, he had a dream, dreaming of the scene where he met Qu Wenyan for the first time:

That was Jiang You's first day entering the campus happily. Their school is considered a relatively good university, whether it is the faculty, teaching facilities or living conditions are very good.Because the school is particularly outstanding in majors such as media and music, there are especially many rich second generations haunting it.

Jiang You's family conditions are very good, and he chose this school because of the good foreign teachers in this school.

After the report that day, he dragged his suitcase, wearing a white T-shirt, light blue jeans, and his face was so tender.Jiang You excitedly pushed open the bedroom door of 1314, only to see Qu Wenyan holding the guitar with a slumped face, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he raised his eyes, his eyes were icy, and even a burst of cold air rushed over his face, making Jiang You Can't help shaking.

"Hot!" Qu Wenyan's first sentence was this, "You put all the heat in."

Jiang You was a little dazed, and when he looked up, he saw that the air conditioner was turned on at 18°. How could such a low temperature not cause a burst of chills!Fuck, the labor and management thought you had a low air pressure, and you were so scared!How could there be such an awesome person in real life.

Jiang You was not a troublemaker. He deliberately ignored Qu Wenyan's words and dragged the suitcase into the bedroom, kicked the door shut with a "boom", and then leaned his back against the door and said in a very beating tone: "You I'm cold with the air conditioner turned on so low."

Qu Wenyan didn't raise his head: "Put on clothes when it's cold."

Jiang You: "..."

The author has something to say: I am always sick, I haven’t written an article for a long time, I muster up the courage to publish a new article

Those who pass by the ball leave a lot of messages, collect them and take care of them

The writing style and ideas are still weak, but I will definitely grow up, if you have any comments, please be sure to put them forward, okay?