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When I took Fitzgerald back to the Armed Detective Agency, I heard some strange movements in the cafe on the first floor here.

Fitzgerald is still unable to speak, so I handed him the phone and showed him a cut of the character voiced by Takahiro Sakurai.The little golden marten squatted upright in the nest of my neck, with its slender tail just hooking my collarbone, tickling me, holding the phone with two front paws, and watching the video intently.

When I pushed open the door of the coffee shop on the first floor of the small brick building where the Armed Detective Agency is located, Fitzgerald was pushing the progress bar with his little paws to find a character that he could borrow lines from. I also listened to it by the way, what?

"Mianma—I found you——"

"Zun, you are the best king for us."

"Yinxian, you stinky fox, Mrs. Chick is mine—!"

"May I ask which detoxification package you want to choose? The trial package A can get rid of 20%, the serious package B can get rid of 50%, and the full-strength package C can get rid of 99%!"

"I'm not hated."

I looked down at Fitzgerald, and rubbed against his fluffy head. He shook his round ears unaccustomedly: "How about it, do you have a favorite character?"

Fitzgerald shook his head, and said with the lines he had just picked up from Fantasia Xinlong, "No."

I shrugged my shoulders lightly: "It's okay, take your time, Brother Kao has many characters, and there is always one that can match your voice."

The little golden ferret flicked its tail noncommittally, continued to push the speed bar with its small paws, and began to listen to the next character's lines: "Lend me money! Please, please, please, I will return it doubled!"

I stretched out my hand to drag the progress bar silently: "Don't follow Matsuno Komatsu, I'm afraid you will become like that."

Fitzgerald tilted his head and repeated: "Lend me money..."

I had no choice but to say, "I've already told you to change to another one—oh, what's the next character? I remember it's also a very popular one, what's it called?"

Before Fitzgerald could respond, I was already stiffened by the scene in front of me.

The strange movement in the cafe was not from the guests.On the contrary, there was no one in the cafe at this time, fragments of glass and ceramic cups were scattered on the bar, and the high stools rolled to the floor.A large group of people gathered in the dark by the wall, but no matter how you look at it, this situation is not normal

Those flowers that caught Fitzgerald earlier

Brother Arm is holding the owner of the coffee shop against the wall in a completely kidnapped posture, while the golden-haired man whose shoulder was crossed by me is fiercely holding the pliers to break off the boss's nails!

Why, why did they all chase here—! ! !

Coincidentally at this time, my mobile phone also slowly played the next famous line: "Jousuke, your hairstyle is so funny!"

The big brothers with flower arms turned their heads slowly and looked at me together, as well as the little golden mink who was holding the mobile phone on my shoulder stiffly.

"Then, what..." There was a fake business smile on my face, "Everyone eat and drink well, drink well, I have something to do—"

The blond man turned his head slightly with a gloomy face, and when the iron pliers in his hand were pulled a little harder, the coffee shop owner who pulled out his nails abruptly screamed.

"Oh..." The corners of the golden-haired man's mouth curled up slightly, "Isn't this the little girl who threw the steel fork? At first, I was thinking of solving this guy and came to you, but I didn't expect you to bring a small animal to the door Here it comes... very good, very good."

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and my brain was spinning wildly thinking about countermeasures. At this time, my phone floated out a sentence like chaos: "Has no one told you? Your hairstyle, although I think it is very handsome, is not at all. It suits you...it's really ugly!"

"That head of yours might be used as a nest by dirty wild birds!"

The expression of the leading blond brother suddenly became terrifying!

"You said my hairstyle—what's wrong?!"

The boys who helped hold down the owner of the coffee shop chirped to help explain: "Oh girl, you are a little ignorant, we are the criminal organization 'Zapalk'! The higher the crime, the lower the status in the organization. Higher. Our Boss Morse is a villain who has committed many murders and killed without batting an eye!", "Boss Morse chose this hair color and then permed his head after thousands of choices. How can you say that about him? Woolen cloth?"

I wanted to cry without tears: "I didn't say it! It was the character played by Takahiro Sakurai—what's the name of that character?"

Fitzgerald continued: "Kishibe Rohan."

"Yes, yes, that's the Kishibe Rohan from JOJO—"

There was another eerie brief silence in the café.

"Boss, Boss." A young man with a flower arm said dully, "The mink you caught and planned to skin it for a hat has spoken."

The blond man named "Morse" let go of the coffee shop owner. The villain was still holding the iron tongs, and half of the bloody nails remained on the iron tongs.The flesh on his face was trembling with anger, Morse vigorously pushed away a younger brother who was blocking his view, and took a step in my direction.

I made a quick decision while there was an entire coffee shop between the guy and me

run! !

I grabbed Fitzgerald from my shoulders and held it firmly in the palm of my hand. I turned around and ran towards the door of the coffee shop. Immediately behind me came the group of people from the "Zapalk" organization. Long pushed away the chaotic footsteps of the tables and chairs.

Fitzgerald struggled to get his little head out of my palm, and anxiously began to use the lines he had just learned to come up with ideas: "Complete concentration, the breath of water, and the shape of one!"

"They're just ordinary bastards, and I don't have a Sundial Saber- oh! Going up the stairs, hold on tight, Francis!"

Instead of rushing into the street, I turned around and ran up the fire escape stairs of the small brick building.Morse and the others also rushed in when I ran to the second floor: "That little devil has gone upstairs! Go take the elevator and stop her, we will chase her up the stairs!"

I snickered, and dashed up two steps in one step: "Don't worry, we'll be there soon!"

If "Zapalk" is really a gang organized by a group of vicious criminals as the younger brother said, then they still have the courage to arrest people on the street.Running on the street may bring harm to innocent passers-by.

To deal with such villains, we need to find a professional team

I kicked open the door of the Armed Detective Agency, my dantian sank, and I yelled: "Someone is here to mess with you——!!!"

……

When Morse and the others rushed into the armed detective agency with the office door open, what they saw was a group of detective agency members with friendly smiles, one of whom was holding two tiger paws.

"I heard..." Osamu Dazai sat on the desk with a roll of bandages in his hands, and said softly, "You just pulled out the nails of the coffee shop owner on the first floor?"

"boom"

The door of the detective agency was suddenly closed behind the Zaparc members.

Dr. Xie Ye held two machetes, leaned against the door in a relaxed posture, and tilted his head slightly: "Unfortunately, everyone is a little angry because they may not be able to drink delicious coffee in the future."

"I can't guarantee what people will do when they are angry~"

I nestled under the desk with Fitzgerald in my arms, with my back to the battlefield, and I could only hear the sound of ping-pong fighting, including but not limited to the sound of swords and swords intersecting, gunshots, roaring of tigers, The sound of machetes chopping meat, and Ranpo saying that he ran out of wave soda and asked Atsushi Nakajima to buy it...

Fitzgerald slowly picked up the phone, and patted a person on the screen with his small paw.I leaned closer to have a look: "Is this the character you chose?"

Golden Sable nodded his head, moved his round ears a little, and listened to the members of the Armed Detective Agency fighting with some fascination.I lowered my head and studied the character he chose intently: "Voiced by Takahiro Sakurai, the male supporting role of the fourth part of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the manga artist Rohan Kishibe... Well, why would you think What about his voice?"

Fitzgerald recovered from the roar of the tiger and said, "Stand-in ability, the gate of heaven."

"Oh, so it's because this is also a supernatural battle." I habitually pressed my index finger on the top of Fitzgerald's head and rubbed his soft golden hair, "Francis, you should also be a supernatural power user. You What is your special ability?"

Fitzgerald stared at me for a while with his little head tilted, as if thinking.

After a while, the sound of fighting outside subsided, and Fitzgerald stretched out his claws and grabbed my pocket twice: "Lend me money."

"I told you not to imitate Xiaosong, the guy whose mind is stuck in the sixth grade of elementary school..." I muttered and took out my wallet, "Is your superpower related to money?"

The golden mink dexterously opened my wallet with its short arms, and took out several ten thousand yuan bills from it.

"Yes, this is my living expenses for this month. It's basically useless because it's the beginning of the month." I scratched my face, "Basically, I don't have any savings in my bank card. Well, after all, I just moved to Yokohama, so I have a lot of money. The place needs money, so it’s not convenient to always withdraw money..."

Fitzgerald didn't listen to my mutterings, he picked up my wallet and ran down, and with some difficulty dragged the wallet, which was basically the same size as his, out from under the desk and came to the corridor by the window.And the fighting in the detective agency has also stopped. I heard Kunikida angrily leading Tanizaki and Nakajima Atsushi to tie up all the people in Zapark, and Osamu Dazai laughing at Morse's rustic hairstyle

The golden mink embraced my wallet and read in a low voice:

"Complete episode! Breathing of water - there are so many black mosquitoes!"

Before I could complain about the name of this mash-up move, Fitzgerald's small body suddenly burst into a dazzling golden light

"What's going on, there are still enemies?!"

The members of the visiting agency turned around subconsciously. They thought it was the remnants of Zapark, but the figure slowly emerging from the golden light was the one they thought was dead.

"Yeah, everyone."

The leader of the Guild, Francis Fitzgerald, is back.

……

Atsushi Nakajima subconsciously wanted to launch "Moonbeast" again, but Osamu Dazai gently grabbed his belt.

Because there are people who are more irresistible than the members of the detective agency

"Fitzgerald!!!"

The tall, handsome man with blond hair was caught off guard by someone throwing him down from the front, and the fierce and furious man was me! ! !

"You bald rat, dyed fur! Where's my money? Where's the 5 yen I keep in my wallet?!"

Fitzgerald sat down on the ground, leaning against the wall of the detective agency and reluctantly stretched out his hand to push me: "I said just now that I want to lend you some money, if I don't have the money, I won't be able to change back to my human form—"

"That's all my living expenses for this month!" I rode on him, grabbed his collar and pushed the chair hard, "You guy has a broken conscience, and you borrowed money from underage high school girls and paid it back all at once. Borrowed all of my wealth! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! !!!”

Fitzgerald's strength wasn't too great, he tried hard to tear me off himself: "Okay, okay, don't do this, so many people are watching-hey, miss, don't talk I have a shirt, and I only have this one good dress——no, no, no, where are you touching?!"

Osamu Dazai quietly squatted beside the two of us at some point. He held his face and watched me reach out for Fitzgerald's coat with great interest: "I didn't expect the leader of the Guild not to die, but to become a A mink. That's interesting, very interesting."

"Don't come here to gloat." Fitzgerald raised his hand and asked me to clean out his coat pockets, "I'm now more clean than my face, if it wasn't because of bankruptcy, how could I end up wandering around Leibo Street , and was affected by the fog?"

Seeing that I really couldn't get any money out, I patted the floor with some grief and indignation: "Did you eat all the money just now?!"

Because of too much force, my body chair was about to fall, Fitzgerald quickly reached out to support me: "It's my superpower 'Gorgeous Fitzgerald', which can strengthen the body with money, When you transform into an animal, you can also use money to transform yourself back into a human form. Your 5 yuan has already been absorbed by me, but it doesn’t matter, I will pay you back later.”

"Will it be paid later?" I stared suspiciously.

he.

Fitzgerald nodded: "Yes."

"Oh, so here comes the problem." Osamu Dazai blinked, "How do you plan to make money?"

A moment of silence.

Quan Jinghua quietly stood at the desk behind us. After looking at Fitzgerald, she suggested: "I think this guy is quite handsome, why don't you sell it to the Flower Street in Hong Kong and Hei?" !"

Atsushi Nakajima quickly pulled her back: "Forget it, Kyoka-chan, forget it."

I'm starting to seriously consider this proposal.

"Indeed, seriously, if you shaved and trimmed your hair, you'd look like a pretty boy like Jude Law—"

Fitzgerald got goosebumps: "Calm down!"

"I actually have an idea." Osamu Dazai said quietly.

Fitzgerald and I turned our heads to look at him. Unexpectedly, he shot quickly and pressed Fitzgerald all at once.

"Extraordinary ability: Disqualification in the world!"

Before Fitzgerald had time to react, he slowly shrunk again not long after transforming into a human form, and in the golden light, he transformed back into the little golden mink that I could hold up with one hand .Where he had been sitting before, there were five ten-thousand-dollar banknotes neatly placed.

"First of all, you have to return the money to Lixiang, because you will have a lot of places to use the money, but not many places to use you in human form." Osamu Dazai smiled and held the golden marten that was about to bite him. He pinched the nape of his neck and picked it up, "Don't bite, Mr. Fitzgerald. Please listen carefully to what I'm going to say later."

"It's really not difficult for you, Mr. Fitzgerald, to start from scratch. But now is not the time for you to leisurely look for opportunities and opportunities. It won't take long for Shibusawa Tatsuhiko to do it." Using his powers to cover Yokohama with dense fog—"

Seeing what I wanted to say, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and gently pressed against my lips: "Hush, listen to me, Tachika."

Fitzgerald kicked hard in his hand.

"I'm afraid there are only two people who can offset the effect of his ability." He lowered his eyes, "One of them can't help you, but the other is Fitzgerald who can use the power of money to restore his human form and strengthen his own ability Mr. De, you. I have seen your ability, and there are not many supernatural beings with this power to fight him in the whole of Yokohama, but those other people may not be able to get rid of animalization—so."

The golden mink raised its head and twitched its little pink nose.

"During this month, save as much money as possible." Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, "Because this is the longest time I can get for you. What I want to offer you is the first start-up The source of the funds—”

"The ship of bliss cruising in the port of Yokohama that never goes out of business. There is enough wealth accumulated there that you are qualified to sit at the same long table with the directors of listed companies to negotiate, and it happens that the person who controls that ship of wealth is still a fool."

Osamu Dazai put Fitzgerald back in my palm.

"Since you don't have the ability to keep it, don't blame others for taking it away... you say, right?"

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#002

Real name: Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

cv: Takahiro Sakurai

Race: American mink

Sex: Male

Appearance: Smaller in size, with a slender tail and a mutated golden-yellow back hair, smooth, soft and shiny.The face is pointed, the ears are round, the eyes are big and round, and the limbs are short.

Special ability: Can absorb expensive items like money and gems to return to human form, and can quickly find the most discounted one among a bunch of similar products.

Temperament: Obsessed with cleanliness, uncompromising, has extremely high leadership skills, likes to visit Pinduoduo Habitat: North America, Yokohama

Diet: I like fine Western food, and I can also try ordinary bread and Japanese food when I have no choice.Recently, I am studying instant noodles, the greatest invention in the history of human poverty.