furry collection

Hello everyone, I am Fujimaru Tachika, I am 17 years old, and I am an ordinary high school girl.

Currently holding a cage in one hand and a steel fork borrowed from Kenji Miyazawa in the other, like Yokohama Junto, standing on Leibo Street holding the fork and looking around in a daze.

Although I don't know why I was asked to "capture" Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald, who has the same name as the author of "The Great Gatsby", but since Yokohama is a ghost place, there are a lot of Dazai Osamu Nakajima Atsushi Edogawa Ranpo... For a person with the same name, it's nothing to have one more Fitzgerald, right?

The inexplicable system in my head did not allow me to do a blind session on Leibo Street. It intimately projected a virtual screen in front of me, showing a map of Leibo Street.In this rambling slum that is almost a sunken perfect circle, the little golden dot representing Fitzgerald flashes to the northeast of me.

There were many people around looking at the steel fork and cage in my hand, and I pretended that I didn't see their weird eyes, blaming everything on my cosplay.

Indeed, just holding a steel fork is not considered a leap soil.I still lack a fashion item around my neck - Luzhen i trendy silver collar!

I, Gu Runtu, bit the bullet and walked away with my fork raised.On the way, some people thought that I was from the urban management brigade to catch stray cats and dogs and return them to be sterilized. They warmly showed me the way and said that stray cats had been gathering and howling in the middle of the night when I walked through Santiao Street.I glanced at the red armband on the arm of this enthusiastic aunt, and I was in awe: This is the Yokohama Chaoyang crowd!

But I don't care about the stray cats who gather for a blind date. What I'm looking for now is Fitzgerald.

Following the map given by the system, I reached the center of Leibo Street.Like many cities, there is also a landmark building in the middle of Leibo Street, which is very similar to the kind of urban-rural fringe of small cities on the 500th line to attract investment and promote tourism (no one will come to play). Combining Chinese and Western high-rise buildings, it fully copied Disney's Sleeping Beauty Castle and Princess Rapunzel's tower, and combined the two styles with the hands of two designers who graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts to create this towering and crooked building in front of me. If you dare to accept more than [-] yen, I dare to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to report the wonderful building.

I looked up at this tall tower for a while, and wondered for a long time which hapless real estate company built this kind of rubbish and unfinished building.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: Do ​​you have an opinion?

just as i was cutting

While wondering if this building can be used for people (Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: Yes!), the system suddenly beeped.

[The soul wavelength of #10 was detected within 002 meters, please pay attention to your surroundings] [Repeat, please pay attention to your surroundings]

I suddenly turned my head and looked around.In fact, it is not difficult to find, because there are no residential houses around this strange tower, and there are only a group of fancy-dressed and gold-toothed brothers besides me.

This group of big brothers, all with big gold chains and small watches, pointed at the black tower under the leadership of a golden-haired man as if they were visiting a scenic spot. The golden-haired man introduced with great enthusiasm: "This is the famous ' "Skull" is the lair of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, a participant in the "Dragon Head War" in Yokohama six years ago..."

I pricked up my ears, and my body trembled when I heard the word "Shibusawa Tatsuhiko".

Those big brothers with flower arms seem to really just come to visit. They commented on this building called "Sai Sai" in a noisy way. They basically have the same idea as mine, but they think that if the entrance fee of this place exceeds 300 Yen counts as a crime.Well, it seems that different people still have different standards for prices.

One of them spotted me holding a steel fork not far away, and yelled, "Hey, little girl over there! What are you doing here?"

I blinked, lifted the cage in the other hand and replied harmlessly: "Come and catch stray cats and go back to neutering."

Maybe it's because I don't look aggressive on the outside, those big brothers with colorful arms didn't pay attention to me, and one even told me to go home quickly.I smiled at them in a friendly manner, and then moved my gaze to the big golden retriever who was surrounded by the center of the group, and a small iron cage covered with a black cloth in his hand.

I narrowed my eyes slightly, watching the iron cage under the black cloth constantly vibrate due to the impact of living creatures, and at the same time there was a slight sound of biting metal.Seemingly because the living creature made too much noise, the blond man reached out and patted the black cloth cage heavily: "Be honest!"

A handful of fine golden hairs gently fell from the cracks in the iron cage.

"Brother, I heard that minks will be scared to death if they are over-stimulated." A younger brother advised tremblingly, "It's better to sell them alive to get a good price. Don't the people who collect mink fur just want to live?" ?”

The golden-haired man glared at his younger brother: "You want to talk too much? I don't know?!"

I watched the group of people quarrel with cold eyes, and at the same time asked the system in my mind: "Is that Fitzgerald in the cage?"

[The wavelength of the soul is the same, confirmed as #002. Please go to the rescue as soon as possible! 】The flower arm brothers turned around noisily and prepared to leave.But I stood still with the soles of my feet rooted, and had no intention of going forward at all. Instead, I calmly turned the steel fork and played: "Why should I rescue him?"

[Please complete the tasks issued by the system in time! 】

"At the end of the day, I don't even know how your system was inexplicably implanted in my head. Why do you want to single out so many people because of your one sentence?"

I turned the steel fork carelessly, and the silvery sharp tip turned into a circle of shining phantom in mid-air, brushing my bangs on my forehead and flying past, only a few millimeters away from my eyelashes .And I didn't even blink my eyes, just a little more emphatically, and asked again: "Don't you think you owe me an explanation?"

The system fell into a brief chaos.

After a short [Zi-Zi-] sound of current disorder, after a while, I heard a [click] like a switch.

[I'm very sorry that I couldn't provide relevant explanations to the host in time, and the system hereby expresses its sincere apologies. 】I slightly raised my eyebrows: "You explain first, and then I will consider whether to accept the apology."

[The "Furry Collection Illustrated Book" system was developed by Phoenix Chaldea, a human survival guarantee agency under the jurisdiction of the United Nations and jointly established by governments of various countries, to solve the current emergencies that threaten humanity.According to the judgment of the system, the host Fujimaru Tachika is the most suitable candidate for event handling, so he bound himself. 】The flower-armed brothers carrying the cage have already walked away. I looked at their backs and slowly raised my heels: "What is the emergency?"

[Affected by the "Collector" Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's ability, the person with the ability who is involved in the dense fog he created will be turned into an animal.If there is no way to recover within 7 days, unless Shibusawa Tatsuhiko dies, then the person who turned into an animal will live forever in the form of an animal. ] "Turn into an animal." I repeated, "So, the Fitzgerald you want me to look for has also been affected and turned into an animal. And the task you issued to me is to turn these into animals. Rescue all the guys who have become animals?"

[The host understands completely correctly. 】

"Save the little animals..."

I raised the steel fork, weighed it, gestured the angle in mid-air, and raised the corners of my mouth happily.

"Coincidentally, I like furry animals the most."

steel

The prongs of the fork were raised high, and I squinted my eyes, aiming at the brisk golden-haired man in front of me who was carrying an iron cage, and silently recited the steps of the javelin that the teacher taught us in physical education class: "Hold the gun—— "

Immediately afterwards, I ran towards the strong men with flower arms: "running up—"

By the time they heard footsteps and planned to look back, it was too late.

"--emission!!!"

Like a thunderbolt breaking through the sky, the steel fork drew a thunderbolt in the air like silver lightning (the strong men had no time to react, they could only watch helplessly as the steel fork like a silver hook pierced deeply into the shoulders of their elder brothers !

"Ugh-!!!"

With a "bang", the blond man who was hit in the shoulder subconsciously let go of the pain, and the iron cage fell to the ground.I tapped my feet, took advantage of their reaction time to approach, and took out the secret weapon I had been hiding in my pocket the moment before the burly men wanted to raise their hands to fight back.

“six-god cool refreshing toilet water!!!”

"Zi-"

The effect of Jinliang toilet water in the eyes is comparable to that of pepper water, and the unsuspecting brothers howled and rubbed their eyes.And I took this opportunity to immediately grab the iron cage, bend down and quickly pass through the gap between the people.The system is also very powerful at this time. It proactively planned the best escape route for me: [There is an abandoned power distribution box 5 meters ahead, turn right, open the box door and go straight 50 meters through the slit to go around to the main road. ] "Received!" I deftly adjusted my pace and turned to turn into the alley, and disappeared from the sight of the big brothers with flower arms in an instant.

After turning into the alley, I saw the distribution box that the system said.The iron box door, which had not been repaired all year round, was full of rust. With a little force, I broke it off and squeezed sideways into the weed-covered slit behind it.

The slit isn't wide enough for a grown man to get through, but it's more than enough room for a teenage girl like me.At this time, the iron cage was a burden for me. I squatted down behind the distribution box and listened quietly to the sounds of those angry, flower-armed brothers scatter in all directions to find someone. , and lifted the black cloth covering the iron cage.

The golden marten in the iron cage was not used to seeing the sun suddenly, so it raised its two short front paws to block the light in a very humane way.

I opened the iron cage door, smiled and stretched out my hand to the little thing in the cage.

"Don't worry, you're safe."

The little mink slowly put down its paws, it shook its round thin downy ears, widened its black eyes, looked at me hesitantly, its pink nose was instinctively sniffing around in mid-air , twitching.

I couldn't help but gently touched its short-haired little head twice with my index finger: "Don't be dazed, come out quickly, come into my hand, and I'll take you back."

The golden marten didn't think too long, it flicked its thin tail, and threw its two front paws into the palm of my hand.I lifted it out of the cage with my backhand. The little mink seemed to be dissatisfied with being caught in my hand. It struggled to grab my sleeve and began to climb up. When I stood up again, it had successfully climbed up to me. My shoulders found a comfortable place in the crescent of my neck.

"Let me introduce myself." I walked sideways through the slit, and casually babbled to Xiao Jin Diao, "My name is Fujimaru Tachika, and I was an ordinary female high school student until yesterday. But from today on, I will I'm responsible for collecting you supernatural beings who have turned into animals, and finding a way to turn you back—by the way, your name should be Francis Fitzgerald, right? What should I call you? It's more formal Mr. Fitzgerald . . . or Francis?"

The little golden mink blinked its dark round eyes, stretched out its claws to hug the elastic cord of my hoodie, and said seriously: "Hey."

I:……

Golden Sable: ...

System: [After being transformed into an animal, the superhuman loses the language function of a normal human being, and needs the help of the host to regain his voice. 】There are only ten meters away from the slit.I raised my hand to support a rocking chair, which was a little unsteady, and asked the system in my head, "How can I help him find his voice?"

System: [Find a sound source that matches the ability user.It can be borrowed directly from other people with the same sound source, or it can be authorized by the sound source provider of the supernatural person. ] I was stunned: "Are you speaking Japanese? Why can't I understand? Is there a more concise explanation?"

The system replied after a few seconds of silence:

[Either borrow lines from the same character as his seiyuu, or find the voice actor who dubbed him to dub fifty tone once. 】【For example, after Gilgamesh turned into an animal, if you want to find his voice back, you can either show him "Doraemon" and let him speak with Xiaofu's lines, or go to Guan Teacher Zhiyi recorded the syllables necessary for him to speak Japanese again. 】【It's very simple, right? 】

I:……

How the hell did you start playing seiyuu so quickly? !

Can you stop persecuting Brother Kao, Brother Kao is already very tired! ! !

"Then... then who is Fitzgerald's voice actor?"

The mechanical sound of the system sounded a little subtle gloating to me:

【——Sakurai Takahiro. 】

[How do you comment on the phrase 'Don't associate seiyuu with characters'? ]

Takahiro Sakurai (excellent answerer of voice actor questions): Thank you for the invitation

Magical Girl Meili (Excellent Answerer of Online Dating Questions): Thank you for the invitation

Kishibe Rohan (well-known manga artist): Thank you for the invitation

Francis Fitzgerald (well-known American entrepreneur):

Thank you for your invitation. I am in Yokohama. I just went bankrupt and was turned into an animal when I was begging for food. Now I am forced to make up "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure: Diamonds Are Unbreakable", and I have learned to "Tap Ga, Oral Wa Lu".

@红红孝宏 came out and said the classic lines!