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In fact, King Yan Mo and his assistant officer are completely overthinking. Many domestic cats raised by humans will habitually stay near humans even if the relationship between the two parties is not the same. Not that familiar.The same is true for pickles. In the hall where people come and go, leaning against the scary ghost lamp that has not really hurt it will give the timid cat some courage.

The literacy books that Ghost Lamp found at the beginning were not difficult, they were all simple strokes of words, pickles didn't take too much effort to memorize, although the progress was not fast, but they still stumbling down silently.After dictating the words into simple words, Ghost Lantern nodded in satisfaction. Although the words were written like dogs crawling, there were no mistakes at all. He patted the cat's head and praised without hesitation: "Very well done."

The little cat showed a bright smile.

During this period of time, Pickle has been living with Ghost Lantern. Because of the extremely busy relationship of the assistant officer, the activity space has also been fixed around the office and bedroom. As for the bloody and violent field work, she has no chance to visit.Today is a rare day, Ghost Lantern got off work on time again, and took pickles to the Hell to look for Miss Mustard.

The kitty originally thought that Miss Mustard would be a ghost in human form like Sister Axiang, but unexpectedly, it was an animal with soft hair like itself.Miss Mustard’s species is a rabbit. It has no shape change, and still maintains the most primitive biological state. It has long ears and a wriggling three-half mouth.

Pickle, who was originally lying on Ghost Lamp's shoulder, moved her ears, jumped down and changed back into a human form, only her ears and tail were exposed, and she tried her best to hide behind her.Living a homeless life with the drug seller, let Caicai know that cats like her are not welcome. Everyone prefers solid-colored cats and tabby cats with bright hair, rather than spotted cats like her.

Cai Cai doesn't understand, what is a mixed hair cat? Is it because Cai Cai has two groups of white hairs on his head and back, so it is called a mixed hair?

Looking at Miss Mustard with snow-white and soft hair, Cai Cai felt a little inferior, and subconsciously wanted to hide her two clumps of miscellaneous hair.However, Miss Mustard obviously didn't think too much. Seeing pickles, she greeted her in a friendly way and asked, "Is this the new jailer? An employee who doesn't like to expand in hell?"

"No." Ghost Lantern took the vegetable cat out of his side, put it in front of Miss Jiezi, and said, "Because of the influence of the underworld, I came here as a living being, and because of some reasons, I couldn't return to the world immediately, so I temporarily brought it to the world. by my side."

"So that's the case, please give me your advice." The little rabbit bowed.

Unlike Cai Cai, Miss Jiezi can stand upright for a long time, and her human-like movements are very natural and smooth. This reminds Cai Cai of brother Gu Zong, so she imitates the appearance of a little rabbit and bends her body quickly .

"Are you going to let her receive training for new employees?" Miss Mustard asked, the underworld is too short of manpower, and harmless monsters are very suitable for working in places where people don't like to deal with humans, and they can also solve the big trouble of Lord Ghost Lamp.

"It's not for this reason." Gui Deng put his hands on the cat's ears and squeezed them. The fluffy touch made his tone softer, although others could not hear it, he said: "Pickles are living beings after all, although they will be in the underworld." It will take some time, but it will return to the ground sooner or later, and there is no need for it to be trained like that before it really comes to the other world." He glanced at the pickles before continuing: "But I came here because I really wanted to ask for something. , I hope that before she goes back to the human world, she can learn some skills to survive alone, especially in the era of war, if she continues like this, she may not live to die, so she will come to the underworld to report in advance."

"Isn't that just right?" Miss Mustard asked.

"That's right, but it's not appropriate for a jailer to speak out directly. Besides, directly hiring a child laborer of this age will also be complained by customers." Ghost Lantern said bluntly, although the ghost knows that there are customers in the underworld who can complain about the jailer.

"Since Master Ghost Lantern told you, I will take good care of it." Miss Mustard waved to the little cat, looked up at her and said, "Can you change back to your original form? The prototype of a cat is more suitable than the state of a human. Hiding, especially if you're not fully used to being a changeling. If you want to change back, I can buy you something to eat."

Speaking of changing back to its original form, Pickle still resisted a bit, but when it heard something to eat, it returned to its cat shape again with a bang.The black kitten and the snow-white rabbit are very cute sitting together. Although the pickles have miscellaneous fur, the glossy coat color is very impactful. It is a pity that Ghost Lantern did not bring the photo equipment presented by Western Hell. Otherwise, you can take this picture and keep it as a souvenir.

"This height is just right." After Miss Mustard finished speaking, she took out some black things from her bag, handed it to Pickle and said, "Do you like the imported Timothy grass cake? Otherwise, I still have indigestion here." Shit." He said and took out a ball of feces.

"Can poop be eaten?" The little cat sniffed, and the strange smell made it curl up its beard.

"You can't." Ghost Lantern hastily interrupted the conversation of the two, and said to Miss Mustard: "Young lady is Miss Mustard who can't just hold shit in her hands." Rabbits have the habit of eating dung, but cats don't.

"Ah." Miss Mustard Zi followed her soft long ears, stuffed excrement into her backpack, and said, "Master Ghost Lantern, does the training start today? Then Miss Cat will stay with me at night in the Shouting to Hell. In the dormitory."

"Just take some time in the afternoon, and I will arrange it when I come back from the house." Ghost Lantern said.

After making an appointment with Ms. Mustard, Ghost Lantern brought pickles to the cafeteria for dinner. When they arrived, the ordinary staff had already left work, and only a few innocent ghosts were left washing dishes and cleaning tables. The soul of the waiter immediately stepped forward and said: "We are going to prepare food for you, please wait a moment."

"No need, it's time for you to rest, I can do the rest by myself." Ghost Lantern arranged the pickles on the table, washed his hands and said, "I'll use the kitchen."

This is not the first time that the ghost lamp has borrowed the kitchen of the cafeteria. When receiving important guests, the assistant officer with superb cooking skills will replace the original head chef to prepare the dishes himself.Pickled snapdragons that were cut off when pruning flower branches at noon. These juvenile snapdragons are more tender and delicious than adult fish, but they are more difficult to make. If they are not very good, they will be boiled directly into mud. At present The only person in hell who can precisely control the temperature of the fire is Lord Ghost Lantern, who is very familiar with it.

A seductive scent wafted from the kitchen, and the greedy Cai Cai kept looking up, but she didn't dare to enter the kitchen casually without the permission of the ghost lamp.Just when Cai Cai was feeling itchy, the picture album on the table next to her caught her attention. Pickle walked over and looked through it, and found that the picture on it was a strange monkey with red buttocks.

There are densely packed small characters next to the picture book, and Cai Cai can't read clearly, but the small pictures on each page have a strong narrative force, and even guessing can make the story clear.The strange monkey became the king of Monkey Mountain, and then lived with humans, and learned the skills of flying.Later, the monkey returned to his hometown, but within a few days he was recruited into a more beautiful palace, and then he ate peaches and smashed the palace...

When the ghost lamp came back to the dining table with the stewed fish, he saw the kitten holding the story book with great interest. He glanced casually and said, "It's the word book that circulated from the hell next door. The monkey king is making trouble in the heavenly palace." Gossip, many people like it recently."

"Monkey King?" Cai Cai pointed to the monkey in the script and asked.

"That's it, it should have happened in the Tang Dynasty." Gui Deng added a big bowl of rice to Cai Cai, and after she obediently washed her hands and finished eating, she went back to the bedroom and explained: "This kind of gossip I can't believe it all, just listen to it..."

In the following time, Ghost Lantern explained the story of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace to Cai Cai, and the little cat was fascinated by it, and suddenly didn't want to be a cat, but wanted to change his career to be a monkey, although the red butt looked strange.Gui Deng didn't know what Cai Cai was thinking. After the story was finished, he said, "Although the public approves of the Monkey King's behavior, there are more public opinions condemning it in the official circles. Anyway, everyone looks at things from their own standpoint." I just hope that group of people don't bring their personal emotions to work.

For Cai Cai, this is just a story. She didn't know how to think about something deeper, so she just asked, "Where is Mr. Ghost Lantern?"

"Guarding self-stealing is a felony no matter what." Ghost Lantern's expression was not very good, but then he said: "But as the boss, the Emperor of Heaven is also unworthy of virtue. It's really bad to let an uneducated monkey take care of Taoyuan. Arrangement. As a newcomer recruited by him, the monkey did not receive fair treatment. The so-called Bi Mawen originally meant the menstrual blood of a female monkey. According to legend, it has the effect of driving away horse plague. It is really unfair to use such a metaphor as an official name. It's terrible, and it's expected that such a result will be obtained."

Think about it, because of the high weight of the position, all creatures will use this humiliating name to call you. No matter what achievements you make in the future, someone will call Bi Mawen. In this case, even if you Even normal people can be driven crazy.

It is wrong for a monkey to steal, but the irresponsible Emperor of Heaven who took the initiative to recruit security should go to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain to express his thoughts.

Cai Cai's little head turned around, and her head was dangling on the bathtub, but she was thinking in her heart, why did everyone do something wrong, and only the monkey was punished?

If Ye Wang was here, he would probably be able to give her an answer. By the way, Amway would like to share his great dream, but Ghost Lantern would not think so much. By the time I got wet again, the shower was over.Although it was just a story, Cai Cai seemed to be no longer so afraid of him.

The author has something to say:

The "Horse Classic" says that the female monkeys in the stables will prevent the plague of horses, and every month there will be grass on the grass, and the horses will never get sick if they eat it.

The meaning of this sentence is that the horse can drive away the disease by eating the grass stained with the menstrual blood of the female monkey.

I was really blown away when I saw someone say that Brother Hou deserved to be suppressed...