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Not all monsters have extraordinary IQ once they take shape, just like pickles, even if she is out of the shackles of the cat body, her thinking mode will not change immediately.Guideng realized that it is impossible to teach cats with the habits of ordinary people, so he asked someone to bring a set of books for children to practice calligraphy, and started to recognize simple characters.Fortunately, although Cai Cai is a silly cat, she is generally quite obedient.

"Cats are even more rude to familiar people."

"Oh yes, I ignore my master's words in every possible way, but I will correct myself after being reprimanded by strangers once."

"The cat I raised before I was alive was also like this. They refused to take medicine when they were coaxed by food and drink at home, but swallowed it in the doctor's hands with a whimper. It was not good. Probably because they were aware of the danger of the other party and for the sake of safety. I choose to be obedient, but I am absolutely safe at home, I am familiar with the master's bottom line, and I know that it is impossible to beat it, so I am more and more artificial."

"Don't call this kind of thing a cat. In fact, people are the same. Dare to be stubborn to your parents, but you can't be obedient in front of the teacher."

In the corner of the office hall, the jailers were whispering, until the ghost lamp smashed the signed documents on the desktop in front of them, and these people dispersed in a rush, trembling and returning to their respective posts.Started to convince a few unusually sloppy guys with virtue, Gui Deng frowned and sat back to his original position, turned his head to look at Pickle who was copying a book with a brush, and nodded secretly.

Although the little kitten wrote very slowly, he held the brush carefully. But when he noticed the sight of the ghost lamp, the fleshy human hand uncontrollably changed back to the cat's claw, and the brush in his hand fell down. A few ink marks were left on the hem of the clothes.Realizing that he had made a mistake again, Pickle tucked his tail between his ears and looked at the ghost lamp. Seeing that he was not angry, he restrained himself and changed back to the human hand, holding the brush again.

"Don't be nervous, I'm not the guy who would shoot at animals and young children." After Ghost Lantern finished speaking, he put the blood-stained mace aside.

Cai Cai flattened the ears of the plane and began to copy the next word on the copybook, but when she saw the cursive initials on it, she couldn't help but stop, picked up the page full of cursive initials and read it up and down, left, and right.She felt that every word here was familiar, but she couldn't remember it.Seeing her puzzled look, she was cleaning the ghost lamp on the desk and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

"Cai Cai seems to have seen... Mom taught me, grass... grass or something..." The little cat scratched its ears.

Gui Deng looked down and saw that the first word on the page was indeed Cao's Chinese characters. He nodded and said, "Yes, it's cursive characters. You remember it right." Compared to this, he cared more about another thing, saying : "Ah Xiang said, are you looking for your mother?"

"Yeah." Cai Cai nodded, clasped her cat's paws together and said hopefully, "Cai Cai's mother is at the place called Lai Sheng. If you want to pass by, you have to queue up for a long time. Sister Ah Xiang said, wait until Cai Cai arrives." She will tell me when the time comes." After searching for a place with no news for so long, it turned out to be in the underworld, the kitten wagged its tail happily, and fluttered its flat cat ears.

The innocent and naive words of the little monster made Ghost Lamp silent for a moment, and then continued: "Do you know your mother's name?"

"It's King Lv, he's a big yin and yang person." The little cat replied, and found that the whole hall was quiet after finishing speaking, which made the pickle, who was still happy, shrank his head and asked, "Cai Cai said the wrong thing again. Yet?"

"No, the name is very unique." Ghost Lantern's calm voice broke the silence, and the stagnant atmosphere in the room returned to normal again.

In the Heian era, those who could keep cats were nobles. The name Lv Wang obviously did not meet those people's aesthetics. Although he knew the possibility was not high, Ghost Lantern sent people to search the documents of the past few decades, looking for a human named Lv Wang .Unsurprisingly, the jailers searched through the files of humans, animals, monsters, and even insects and plants, but they did not find the so-called king of hermaphrodites.

While the jailers were looking through the files, the medical examination materials of pickles were also sent to the desks of King Yan Mo and Ghost Lantern. Life forms a species that looks like monsters and imperial spirits.Pickle itself is just an ordinary domestic cat, and has no talent to become a monster. It is the result of human beings understanding the monster's physique and transforming it with spiritual power. It can live like a monster for a long time, but the body's Power is more inclined to human spiritual power.

"It was made by Onmyoji again, right? First...Abe Seimei again, and now there is another goddamn king. There are so many talents in the world." King Yan Mo was a little regretful after he finished speaking. Originally, these people would come to the underworld to serve as sharers after they died. Those who are not working, but they are all very rebellious, and none of them come to report to him, and the only one who can be used is Minamoto Yoshitsune, and he is almost in the other world.

However, Onmyoji fucking king...

King Yan Mo stopped his hands to adjust his clothes. Although it was absurd, he couldn't help but think of the rebellious Onmyoji King Ma Cangye. Turning his power into his own use to master the way of life and death, before Gao Tianyuan pursued his crime of blasphemy, he entered the depths of hell by himself, to the abyss where even the gods could not intervene.

Although the matter did not spread, King Yan Mo also knew about the battle of the psychic. The witch power of the psychic will increase between life and death. If King Ma Cang Ye can maintain his soul immortality for a hundred years in such an environment, Even he, the King of Hades, can hardly imagine how strong this person will be.

I heard that Ma Cang Ye Wang has a cruel temperament and is violent. As a mortal, he wants to destroy reality and rebuild the order. Just because he wants to kill mortals, he is completely different from the gentle, virtuous and lazy [mother] in the mouth of pickles.

King Yan Mo shook his head, erasing this unreliable guess.

The Battle of Genpei on the ground has come to an end, and the number of dead soldiers received in the underworld has dropped sharply, but this does not mean that the work of hell has been eased. Although the war is suspended, the number of civilians affected by the war or starved to death is still there. is increasing.The underworld is still overcrowded, and the road to the afterlife is already crowded. Fortunately, the jailers recruited a while ago are familiar with their work, and they will not be in such a rush as before. After everything is on track, the ghost lamp can also find time to teach pickles up.

There are many children in hell. In addition to the birth of the aborigines, there are also young spirits who have not yet reached the time of reincarnation. There are also young people who are innocent and romantic among the prison guards. They still love to play and play when they are not working. .However, none of this has anything to do with cats.

During the free time at noon, Cai Cai put her face on the window, watching the jailers playing outside, shaking her ears from time to time under the influence of laughter.Ah Xiang gently stroked the snake's head wrapped around her body, and said to Ghost Lantern, "Aren't you going to let her go out and play with the children?"

Closing the document in his hand, Ghost Lantern pondered for a moment and said, "I will take her out tomorrow."

Ash blinked suspiciously.

There is an assistant officer with an unreliable boss who is extremely busy at work. The lunch is packed from the cafeteria by someone. Cai Cai struggles to pick the rice into his mouth with chopsticks. Once the rice grains and oil stick to his mouth, it will fall down when he opens his mouth. .

The mouth was sticky and uncomfortable, and the kitten habitually turned its palm back into a cat's paw.She wanted to rub the oil off with a meat pad to lick it off, but at this moment, Ghost Lantern took a tissue and put it in front of her, and sternly knocked on the table.

Cai Cai sniffed, and obediently picked up the tissue and wiped her face as rudely as if she was wiping the table.

After eating, the ghost lamp continued to work, and Pickle sat at the side of the desk, turning the pages of the book with her cat's paws.Noon is a time when it is easy to get sleepy. The kitten yawned and wiped the water droplets from the corners of its eyes with its paws, but it made the eyes even more uncomfortable.

"What's wrong?" Ghost Lantern asked.

"I got my eyes in my claws..." Cai Cai said with red eyes.

"..." It's the other way around.

Turning the cat's head over, Ghost Lamp lowered her head and blew out the floating hairs in her eyes, then opened the drawer and poured some medicine into it.After finishing, he patted the cat's head, put the eye drops back in the drawer and said, "The Encyclopedia of Animals says that normal cats sleep for more than ten hours a day, you don't have to suppress your instincts, you can wake up and continue studying. "Although actually only 4 hours are deep sleep.

These words made Cai Cai's satisfied eyebrows stretch, and she changed back into the form of a kitten, and found a spacious place to lie down on the ghost lamp's desk, with her head resting on a book and she was so comfortable that she closed her eyes.Seeing it like this, Ghost Lantern took out the Encyclopedia of Animals from the drawer, flipped through it hastily, and decided to go to the bookstore to find some books on raising cats when he got home.

There was a group of fluffy and round cats on the table, King Yan Mo rubbed his hands back and forth, and enviously said: "May I touch it, Mr. Ghost Lantern?"

"Cats don't like being touched by strangers." Speaking of this, a pen was inserted straight into the marble wall behind King Yan Mo, and the ghost lamp looked fiercely: "Especially when someone wakes you up when you are sleeping soundly." , it is impossible to endure it!"

Staring at the pen, King Yan Mo slowly sat back on his seat, regretfully saying, "Cai Cai listens to you more."

"She's afraid of me." Ghost Lantern couldn't help touching his face after speaking, he was very elegant and easy-going, but for some reason, he was hated by cats.

"Did you do something terrible to scare it?" King Yan Mo took a deep breath.

"No, at most I took a immunization and deworming bath, but that's something every adoptee would do. I'm a good talker, even if it made a mess of my house, I didn't yell loudly. "Pickled vegetables are cats first and then demons, and they still retain the habits of cats. As a feline with strong territoriality, it is natural to patrol and check unfamiliar environments. He will teach etiquette issues later, and the courses arranged now are also It is not forced to learn within a specified time.

Seeing the appearance of the ghost lamp, King Yan Mo stroked his beard and said, "It's not a big deal to say that you are afraid, after all, only your desktop in the whole room makes it feel safe."

The ghost lamp followed Yan Mo's eyes and saw the cat obediently lying on the desk. It seemed that the indoor light was too dazzling. It buried its face in its paws, but did not choose to leave.