Don't point the gun at me [e-sports]

"Come on, brother will do a magic trick for you." Qi Yu sat on the back seat of the car, took a coin from his pocket and held it in his hand, "See clearly, is it in my left hand now? Huh—" He He took a breath, then opened his hand, and the coin was gone.

"Isn't it amazing?" Qi Yu immediately became elated and raised his chin at him.

Xiaojun glanced at him calmly, then bent down and groped under the car seat with his hands, and when he straightened up again, he spread out his palm, and there was an extra coin inside.

Qi Yu accepted it in embarrassment, and praised hypocritically: "Xiao Jun is really amazing."

Jiang Fei, who watched the whole process from the rearview mirror, laughed out loud. If he was not still driving, he would have covered his stomach and thumped the car seat.

Qi Yu glared at him: "You are laughing!"

The corners of Jiang Fei's eyes were smiling, imitating the words he learned from "Wulin Biography" not long ago: "It's really a hot face with a cold butt - you deserve it."

Since Xiaojun hadn't had dinner yet, Qi Yu plunged into the kitchen as soon as he got home.

Soon, the quiet house began to "jingle", disturbing Jiang Fei's mind.

Especially when he caught a glimpse of the child beside him, Jiang Fei was even more angry.

"Do you find it inconvenient to stay at other people's homes?" Jiang Fei slid off the sofa, tilted his head sideways, and looked at Xiao Jun at the same level, "You are already six years old, and you should have the ability to think independently."

In fact, he really hated children.

It's troublesome, it's easy to cry, and what's worse, it can't understand human language.

Jiang Fei finds it very strange that everyone is obviously human, but they can't communicate in human language. This is the most annoying thing about children.

Just like this Xiaojun in front of him, eating his own snacks, occupying his own TV channel, and now even his boyfriend is wearing an apron to "jingling" for him endlessly.

Jiang Fei couldn't help curling her lips when she thought of this.

If he was the one who was hungry at this moment, Qi Yu would definitely get rid of himself with instant noodles.

Xiaojun shook his head and said nothing.

Jiang Fei put her arms around her chest and turned to watch "Peppa Pig" on TV, but she still couldn't help but slander.

With such a bad personality, I will definitely have no friends when I grow up!

"Can you have fun with him?" When Qi Yu came out to get something, Jiang Fei happened to be grabbing the remote control from Xiaojun there, and he couldn't help scolding, "You are eighteen, and he is only six years old. Can't you let him go?!"

Jiang Fei snorted coldly, and finally let go of her claws holding the remote control.

He only has one thought now, and that is to send this little thing back as soon as possible, every minute and every second will be a torment.

"You play games with him, don't kids like to play games?" Qi Yu stood beside him for a while, trying to mediate the conflict between the two.

This reminded Jiang Fei.

That's right, how could he forget about the game?

Then he got up to get the game console, the corners of his mouth raised slightly uncontrollably, thinking that if you didn't beat you until you cried, you wouldn't know how powerful I am Scarlet God.

A classic FPS game.

Jiang Fei handed Xiao Jun a game controller.

In the first round, Jiang Fei won.

In the second game, Jiang Fei touched his nose, and the corners of his mouth turned up secretly.

In the third round, Jiang Fei put down the controller in embarrassment: "Actually, I really want to lose, but you are so badass. It's so obvious that you can't win."

In the fourth game, Jiang Fei threw away the handle and rolled happily on the sofa, laughing giagiagia endlessly.

Fifth inning...

There is no fifth inning.

Because Xiaojun cried.

Jiang Fei's face turned cold for a moment, his scalp was numb from the loud cry, and what was even more disturbing was that the enthusiastic Qi citizen copied the frying spoon again.

He pointed at Jiang Fei angrily: "What are you doing! I asked you to play with him, who asked you to compete with him! Is he younger than you?!"

Jiang Fei flattened her mouth and stayed silent.

Qi Yu hugged Xiao Jun comfortingly, and glared at him: "Hey, let's go play in the kitchen and not stay with this stinky brother anymore."

Jiang Fei raised his eyes to look at him, and immediately met Xiaojun's gloating eyes, gnashing his teeth angrily, and raised his fist as if to beat him up.

Xiaojun was shocked.

"What's wrong?" Qi Yu patted him on the back.

"Wow——" Xiaojun cried heartbreakingly.

Jiang Fei took a deep breath, and tightly squeezed the same rocker, almost crushing it into powder.

Act, continue to act, what is there to pretend without a single tear? !

withdrawn?

Where is the withdrawn personality!

This unhappiness lasted until eating, and Jiang Fei couldn't help but burst out. As for the form of venting...

He dug out a small iron box that was old for a long time. Inside were some small toys, some of which seemed to have faded, but they were still lying intact inside.

Sure enough, Xiao Jun began to argue about not eating, and his eyes were all attracted by the iron box in Jiang Fei's hand.

Qi Yu frowned, slightly angry.

Although he is not a housewife, he can deeply understand the feelings of those mothers.

I jingled and cooked a large table of meals, but the rest of the family didn't even try it, and didn't even bother to look at it.

This kind of annoyance is different from any kind of anger in the past.

He put down his chopsticks, looked at the two people on the sofa, and said coldly, "Come over for dinner."

Xiaojun asked for Jiang Fei's box, but Jiang Fei naturally refused.

He always valued his belongings, Qi Yu would have to think carefully about him if he wanted to see him, let alone this annoying child who always had a sulky face and didn't speak but only knew how to cry.

As for another reason, Jiang Fei deliberately used it to whet his appetite. He just likes to see the anxious expressions of children, which is very funny.

When Xiaojun went to grab it, Jiang Fei raised his arm effortlessly and looked at him triumphantly.

Xiao Jun pursed his mouth, and cried out "Wow——".

Jiang Fei was happier and teased him even more.

"Give it to him." Qi Yu came over and looked at him condescendingly, "Stop making trouble, go wash your hands and eat."

Jiang Fei pursed her lips and didn't tease him anymore, but she didn't give those little toys to Xiao Jun either, but put them one by one into the box.

Xiaojun watched and cried even harder.

Qi Yu's scalp was numb from the noise, and he couldn't help raising the decibel: "How old are you, can you give it to him?!"

The room suddenly fell into silence.

Only the bgm of the game was played repeatedly without stopping.

In fact, Qi Yu regretted it after talking about it. He felt that his appearance was very similar to a "vicious mother" who forced her child to give up toys to other children when relatives came to play.

Jiang Fei frowned, showing stubbornness. He put away his things, stood up, and looked at Qi Yu from the corner of his eye: "I won't give it."

Xiaojun blinked, but the kid was very good at winking. After wiping away his tears, he turned around to wash his hands, and sat down at the dining table obediently to eat.

Jiang Fei returned to the room, put away the things, and sat there silently eating.

Qi Yu wanted to speak several times, but was forced back by the unusually oppressive atmosphere, so he could only eat in silence.

Therefore, even if they are married couples, it is best to have two beds in the house, otherwise they will not know where to sleep if they quarrel.

Xiaojun lay on the soft sofa, looked at Qi Yu who was sitting on the side in a daze with his chin resting on his back, and said the first sentence of the day: "I want to sleep alone."

Qi Yu frowned: "No, grandma said that you would have nightmares when you sleep alone."

Xiaojun also frowned, and said a little unnaturally: "I lied to them."

Qi Yu couldn't help laughing: "Including being withdrawn and not talkative, is it just pretending?"

Xiaojun turned over and didn't speak.

"Isn't it just that you want others to accompany you more? Just say no and it's over? It has to be so awkward." Qi Yu raised his eyebrows, "Little bastard, you can act at such an age, you are very talented."

Xiaojun stuffed his face under the quilt, and looked at him with a pair of eyes: "Then you are still here with me."

This reminded Qi Yu that indeed, in the current situation, there is a giant child who needs more company.

He got up and patted Xiaojun on the head: "Okay, then you go to sleep, I'll go and coax your stinky brother."

Jiang Fei was very annoying.

Not ordinary annoyances, but very annoying annoyances.

It stands to reason that this is his home, and all the facilities here belong to him.All the facilities naturally include the big soft bed under his buttocks.

Since it is my own property, why do I feel this uneasy feeling in my heart while lying on it?

It was as if something was pressing on his chest, he couldn't breathe, and his heart was very anxious.

He tossed and turned, and finally sat up, ready to have a good talk with Qi Yu.

As soon as he sat up, the door was pushed open with a creak.

Jiang Fei lay down quickly, and his head hit the bed with a "boom", the pain was so painful that his physical tears were about to burst out.

He gritted his teeth and put this account on Xiao Jun's head.

"Still angry?" Qi Yu lay down, patted him from behind, saw that he was still unmoved, and hugged him, "I was wrong, can I be wrong?"

Jiang Fei still didn't speak, and stayed on the side like a mute.

"Tsk, even showing softness won't work." Qi Yu muttered in a low voice, then continued to coax him, moved his body forward, and the two of them stuck closer together, "How about I act like a spoiled child? Are you going to eat this set?" ,Um?"

Jiang Fei snorted coldly, and finally chose to bow to the evil forces: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yu smiled resignedly, "I shouldn't have turned away from you when you were arguing with others."

Only then did Jiang Fei curl her lips and move her lower body: "It's not too bad." Then, she turned around, looked at Qi Yu, and after a while, she moved her head towards her, "It hurts like hell."

Qi Yu hurriedly rubbed him, exhaling: "Is it painful? It's all because of the bed board! Change it tomorrow!"

"And that stinky kid, I'll send him away tomorrow!" Jiang Fei finally had an outlet to vent his emotions that had been suppressed all night, and said, "I don't want to see him again."

"Okay, send it back tomorrow!" Qi Yu wrapped his arms around his waist and looked at him with a smile.

Eyes met, sparks flew.

Jiang Fei swallowed her saliva, raised her hand to Qi Yu's belt, and gestured to undo the bathrobe.

"What are you doing!" Qi Yu quickly clutched his clothes tightly.

Jiang Fei turned around and pressed him down, her eyes darkened, and she kissed him involuntarily.

"Hey, hey!" Qi Yu couldn't break free, a little flustered, "There is a child outside, what if he hears something?!"

A word to wake up the dreamer.

Jiang Fei got up from the bed: "I'll send him away right now."

Qi Yu: ...

"Do it, do it! Get the fuck back!"