Don't point the gun at me [e-sports]

"Hey Jiangfei, tell me the truth, when you are eating at home, how can you please your mother-in-law if you go to Baidu?" Qi Yu put his shoulders on him, and suddenly tilted his head to look at him with a smile in the corner of his eyes.

Jiang Feiwen was taken aback, then touched his nose in embarrassment, but still said firmly: "Fart." After a long while, he couldn't help guessing, "How do you know? You peeked at my phone? Tsk tsk, this is a relationship between lovers. Don't you have any trust?"

Qi Yu rolled his eyes and flattened his mouth: "I really doubt that you were born to my mother. When she was eating that day, she was Baidu how to treat her son-in-law better." After speaking, he slumped his shoulders, "Son-in-law, listen, What kind of word is this? The mother really treats me like a daughter."

Jiang Fei shrugged: "Isn't the nature the same?"

Qi Yu frowned, let go of his arms and stood up straight: "Did you fucking owe pumping? You won the game and don't want to quarrel."

Jiang Fei pursed her lips: "Well, although I don't think I'm wrong, I care more about your feelings than this, so I take back that sentence."

Qi Yu sighed, and shook his head slightly: "Do you fucking know that I'm just going to let you talk straight about love?"

"Love talk?" Jiang Fei frowned, then his eyes sank, "What love talk? You don't want to play with fire?"

Qi Yu was a little annoyed, and scratched his hair impatiently: "It's better for you to talk less."

So there was silence between the two of them, only the sound of Qi Yu's "creaking" trampling on the snow was left.

With her pockets in her pockets, Jiang Fei walked peacefully on the cleared streets, sometimes looking at Qi Yu who was skinny like a monkey, ready to reach out to help him at any time.

"Eh——" During the trance, Qi Yu's foot slipped, his hands fluttered back and forth like a big goose, his body wobbled like a tumbler.

Just as Jiang Fei was about to reach out to help him, he stood up straight.

"Huh... so dangerous." Qi Yu smiled with relief, "Fortunately, I am quick."

Jiang Fei hummed, feeling a little lost for no reason.

Qi Yu continued to walk on the snow without repentance, walking on it carefully, swinging his hands back and forth to grasp his balance.

"Hey hey——" He slipped again, and his two feet began to slide forward uncontrollably and irregularly.

Jiang Fei clenched her fists, secretly delighted, thinking it was just a good opportunity to stand up.

"Wow ha ha ha ha!" Qi Yu steadied his body again, looked up to the sky and laughed, "I'm such a goddamn roller skating genius!!"

Jiang Fei curled her lips, not knowing who she was sulking at, but she was just a little unhappy anyway.

Qi Yu continued to play tricks on it.

"Puff-"

Dropped a big ass pier.

Jiang Fei standing aside: ...

Good luck tricks people.

"Fuck, fuck, aren't you fucking ready to help me?" Qi Yu was thrown to the ground, his internal organs were all lumped together, he sucked in the pain, and almost rolled on the ground, "I don't treat you well Bo, in times of crisis, you just leave me alone?"

Jiang Fei sighed and pulled him up.

Qi Yu patted the snow on his body vigorously, his voice carried a trace of grievance: "It hurts me to death..."

Jiang Fei looked at him quietly, then squatted down halfway, making a movement of a roc spreading its wings.

"What are you doing?" Qi Yu looked at him and asked knowingly.

Jiang Fei snorted coldly: "Who wants to carry you like that." After finishing speaking, he took a step forward and walked forward.

Qi Yu laughed out loud, ran over, jumped onto Jiang Fei's back by inertia, and wrapped his hands around his neck.

Jiang Fei was suffocated for a while, so he could only lift him up.

"To eat wontons?" Jiang Fei asked.

"Don't eat, I'm fucking tired of eating." Qi Yu shook his head.

"Let's eat dumplings, just opened downstairs." Jiang Fei suggested again.

"It's all quick-frozen, not tasty." Qi Yu shook his head again.

"Why not go to KFC?" Jiang Fei asked again.

"It's late at night, who wants to eat that kind of greasy food?" Qi Yu vetoed it again.

"Tsk tsk." Jiang Fei sneered, "You are really difficult to serve, drink some wind, and save some food money."

The two of them were noisy, adding a bit of noise to the street where there was only the whistling wind.

*

Qi Caizhi had the cheek to follow Fang Bing back home, pretending that he wanted to cook a delicious meal for the cubs, and also said that because he had been with Jiang Fei for a long time, he knew Jiang Fei's taste better.

Fang Bing's mouth was hard and his heart was soft, and after going back and forth, he didn't shirk again.

"Eat, I've cooked so many dishes, eat it while it's hot." Qi Caizhi broke open a steaming steamed bun, "What are you waiting for, those two little bastards should still be playing games at home."

Fang Bing propped his chin with both hands and shook his head: "I don't have an appetite if they don't come back."

Qi Caizhi ate happily, with his mouth full: "Just eat, they are playing with the children now, so they don't have time to care about us."

Fang Bing sighed again, his shoulders slumped.

After a while, she frowned, and stared at Qi Caizhi coldly: "Did you know that they won't come back for dinner?!"

Qi Caizhi froze for a while, then swallowed the food in his mouth, took a big sip of water before opening his mouth: "It's not like I haven't eaten together before, why, I feel like I can't do it if I change the place?"

Fang Bing glared at him and threw his chopsticks: "You leave now."

Qi Caizhi's temper also came up: "I won't."

Fang Bing gritted his teeth and wanted to call the police without saying a word.

"Hey, that's fine!" Qi Caizhi snatched it away, "What's the matter?! Let's go, let's go! I can't stand you!"

So this meeting, like the previous five or six years after the divorce, broke up unhappy.

*

"Tsk, I can't go home." Qi Yu lay on Jiang Fei's shoulder, his hands were frozen from playing with his mobile phone, "Take a taxi and go to the orphanage, my father is alone and cold."

Jiang Fei had no objection, just hummed.

When the two of them rushed to the orphanage, Dad Qi was already sitting there drunk.

Qi Yu quickly walked over, snatched the wine glass, and frowned: "Why are you drinking so much wine? Why are you so happy that we won!"

"Son, you don't understand, it's too difficult..." Qi Caizhi lay on the table, shaking his head, and kept repeating, "It's too difficult, it's really too difficult..."

The corner of Jiang Fei's mouth pulled down: "Win is so strong? As for winning so much?"

Qi Yu patted him on the back and comforted him: "Okay, I know you are happy, go back to sleep quickly."

Qi Caizhi opened his hand: "What do you know, brat!" Then he continued to scratch his head angrily, "It's too difficult, it's really too difficult how to go further with her..."

Qi Yu froze for a moment, then stammered, "Do you have someone you like?"

Qi Caizhi choked and coughed violently, Qi Yu slapped him on the back fiercely, and after a long while, he continued: "Well, it's been five or six years."

Qi Yu "Gah--" all of a sudden, almost twitched.

"Oh, Xiao Yu is back?" The grandmother who came to see the other day pushed open the door, her eyes rolled when she saw the two of them, and then she sighed, "You say this is a Chinese New Year, why do you drink so much wine? This child what to do?"

"Child?" Jiang Fei frowned, "Is no one taking care of you?"

"The main reason is that there is a child with a withdrawn personality. The dean usually takes care of him alone, and he usually only listens to the dean." The old woman shook her head slightly, "What should I do now..."

Jiang Fei pursed her lips, and just about to refuse, she caught a glimpse of Qi Yu who was beside her with blood boiling from the corner of her eye, and couldn't help swallowing.

"It's okay, leave it to us!" Qi Yu patted his chest.

Jiang Fei pouted.

Well, this person just likes to get hotheaded, doesn't think about the consequences at all, and does everything with enthusiasm.

Die in trouble.

"This is great!" The old lady was very happy, "You are all young, you should be able to play, I will send you the child right away!" After finishing speaking, she turned and left.

"Citizen Qi, do you know what kind of mess you are taking on yourself?" Jiang Fei folded her arms around her chest and raised her eyebrows, "Do you know how troublesome a child is?"

Qi Yu shrugged, with a normal expression on his face: "I know, let you also experience my feelings."

"How do you feel?" Jiang Fei rubbed his nose, "Could it be that you go behind my back to take care of the children and subsidize the family every day? No way, our team has a lot of bonuses just for winning."

Qi Yu rolled his eyes and slapped him on the back of the head: "Do you not understand human language?!" He paused, then continued, "Your childishness is comparable to that of a kindergartener. Believe me, you will understand them well. There is a common language."

Jiang Fei snorted coldly, and muttered in a low voice: "Obviously mature and stable..."

"Huh? What did you say?" Qi Yu didn't hear clearly.

Jiang Fei shook her head: "Nothing."

While talking, the old grandma brought the child over.

She looks about five or six years old, and looks cute, but she has no expression and looks a little cold.

"Okay Xiaojun, let's go play with the brothers." Grandma squatted down and tidied his clothes.

Xiao Jun didn't speak, but hid behind his grandma, showing a pair of eyes to look at them.

"It's okay, come here, brother hug." Qi Yu also squatted down, smiling like a spring breeze.

Xiaojun just stared at him quietly, unmoved.

"It's okay, let's go and play with my brothers." Grandma touched his head, "I will pick you up tomorrow morning."

"Come, come, come quickly to brother." Qi Yu opened his arms to him, inviting him warmly.

Xiaojun seemed to finally let go of his guard, walked over slowly, and then threw himself on Qi Yu.

Jiang Fei stood behind with a look of disdain.

Look, Citizen Qi is using his face to deceive others again.

Back then, he made mistakes because of this face.

Thinking about it now, it was really... well done.

Jiang Fei tugged down on the scarf.

Leaning on Qi Yu, Xiaojun suddenly raised his head and smiled at Jiang Fei, a little childish but provocative.

Jiang Fei frowned, looking at him with warning and displeasure.