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Chapter 64 The Cat Master and His Shit Shovel Officer 2
The author has something to say: the previous chapter has been revised, if you can’t connect, please read the previous chapter_(:з」∠)_
The security door was locked by Jiang Guiyuan after a soft "click", and Xu Chenlun hurried to the French windows in the living room to look out.
Their apartment is on the fifth and sixth floors. During this period of time, there are very few people coming in and out, so the elevator is probably still on the third floor. Jiang Guiyuan can take the elevator when he goes out. It only takes less than ten seconds .He will take the elevator to stop at b2, which leads directly to the underground car park.
It would take 2 seconds to drop to b12 at the normal speed of the elevator, plus the time he spent looking for a car in the underground parking lot and driving, it was about 42 seconds before Xu Chenlun saw Jiang Guiyuan's car driving out of the underground parking lot from his view downstairs. There are 24 minutes and [-] seconds in total for the exit. He must use these [-] minutes and [-] seconds to open the window, go down the stairs, and follow Jiang Guiyuan.
Xu Chenlun took a deep breath, stepped back slowly, arched his back, and then jumped!
The cat's claw hooked the window lock smoothly once, and opened the window lock with the help of the weight of the body itself. Xu Chenlun jumped down and walked through the open window.Outside is a small balcony surrounded by a half-person-high iron fence.
Jiang Guiyuan wanted to replace it with a wooden fence these days to protect Xu Chenlun from falling, but he didn't change it now, otherwise Xu Chenlun had just passed to this body, so he couldn't guarantee that he would jump right onto the horizontal railing , if you accidentally skip it, it is an unprepared extreme bungee jumping.
But now he can only bungee jump. The advantage over the former is that he has five seconds to take a deep breath, adjust his state, and do enough mental construction.
It would be a lie to say that he was not nervous. Either he had no experience of bungee jumping before, or as an actor, he used to be a trapeze jumper every day. But now, he wants to jump from a height of 15 meters without any safety measures. jump down.
Some experts say that cats have a lower mortality rate when they fall from floors above five floors, because they have enough time to relax their muscles and open their limbs to achieve balance in the air and a speed buffer to reduce the probability of injury. 【From Baidu Encyclopedia】
This is like an ant falling from a height of [-] meters must not die, because the time is long enough and the size is small enough.
Xu Chenlun can only trust the so-called experts now.
When five seconds were up, Xu Chenlun prepared himself mentally and jumped down from the fifth floor.
The strong sense of weightlessness made Xu Chenlun unable to breathe for a moment, his heart beat wildly, his blood coagulated, and his whole body became stiff.Fortunately, it was only a short moment. The cat's instinct allowed him to immediately relax his body, open his limbs, and meet the ground.
After all, Xu Chenlun was not a skilled worker, he had only been in it for a few hours, and his body was just a three-month-old kitten. When he landed on the ground, his body was tilted and he had no time to adjust. He saw that half of his body was about to follow suit. There was a fierce friction on the ground, and Xu Chenlun even expected that kind of severe pain.
It's just that he didn't expect that when he landed, there seemed to be a soft hand supporting him, and he fell into the softness.
Without time to think too much, Xu Chenlun tried his best to run towards the exit of the underground parking lot with his four short legs. He had already vaguely seen the front of Jiang Guiyuan's car.
Jiang Guiyuan's car slowly drove out of the ground.
Close, closer!
The car drove to the road in the community, and Jiang Guiyuan was putting it back into gear.
Just a little!
The accelerator was stepped on, the car speeded up, and with a slight roar, it jumped a long way, leaving behind a puff of exhaust gas.
Enough is enough.
One of Xu Chenlun's paws could barely reach the raised bumper on the back of the car. He took a deep breath and slowly calmed down his breathing.Then use your upper limbs to climb up bit by bit.
The surface of the car was too slippery, Xu Chenlun's cat claws couldn't hold it up, and made a harsh scratching sound.
Oh wow.
Xu Chenlun shook his ears.
-------------------------------------
Jiang Guiyuan seemed to have heard some strange sound, he glanced in the rearview mirror with some doubts.
Nothing at all.
The mobile phone on the passenger seat rang, Jiang Guiyuan connected the bluetooth and pressed the answer button.
There seemed to be some urging words over there, and Jiang Guiyuan responded, "I've already walked away, and I'll be there soon."
The two talked about what to write again, Jiang Guiyuan said that he had left the community, and the two hung up the phone.
At this time, Xu Chenlun was on top of Jiang Guiyuan's head, looking at him through the transparent skylight.Seeing that he hung up the phone, Xu Chenlun unconsciously glanced at the rearview mirror, shrank his body subconsciously, and shrank behind the skylight.It wasn't until he finished his movements that he realized that from that perspective, Jiang Guiyuan couldn't see himself at all.
The wind was a bit strong up there, so Xu Chenlun huddled himself into a furry ball as much as possible to reduce the resistance of the wind, hoping that he would not fall.
Jiang Guiyuan's apartment is a little far from the city center, the road at the beginning is flat, there are few cars, the shaking is not too bad, there is nothing else except the strong wind.
But it wasn't until Jiang Guiyuan entered the city center that Xu Chenlun experienced the horror of lying on the roof of the car.The road conditions were a bit complicated, Jiang Guiyuan frequently braked, accelerated, or changed lanes left and right, Xu Chenlun swayed back and forth, his stomach was churning, his brain was dizzy, and he couldn't tell what was ahead.
He died in a car accident before, and the shadow of the world has gradually faded after so many experiences, but now he feels that his shadow of the car is even heavier.
The kind of weight that life cannot bear.
With Xu Chenlun's eyes closed, he felt like he was riding a plus version of a roller coaster. If he looked from above, he would find a two-color cat cake on a silver-white Lexus.
After shaking for an unknown amount of time, the car braked, causing Xu Chenlun, who was unprepared, to slide down a long distance, scaring him to hold on tight.
There was another ear-piercing sound.
Jiang Guiyuan looked up suspiciously, the sound seemed to be coming from the roof of the car, but when he looked up, he only saw a flash of light brown, and when he looked closely, there was nothing.
It may be dizziness.
Jiang Guiyuan thought to himself, he can get the glasses tomorrow, why don't he have his eyes checked when he goes to the hospital?I don't know if the rate has increased.
He stretched out his hand and pinched his nose, which is a habitual action when he wears glasses.
Xu Chenlun retracted his ear that had just poked out, seeing that Jiang Guiyuan was taking off his seat belt and was about to get out of the car, Xu Chenlun stood up, as if walking on a cotton ball, and jumped off staggeringly After getting out of the car, he quickly hid in the green belt.
He couldn't let Jiang Guiyuan find him, otherwise he would have to carry him back by the neck, not to mention he couldn't explain why he appeared in Jiang Guiyuan's car at all.
Jiang Guiyuan went in, and Xu Chenlun watched him being led to the reserved box and then disappeared at the elevator entrance.He noticed that the elevator had stopped on the third floor.
You can't be too far away from him, otherwise you won't be able to know which box they are dining in.
Xu Chenlun scratched the ground with his front paws irritably, looking at the two waiters at the door, the biggest problem now is how to get in by himself.
Just as he was thinking, one of the waiters whispered something to the other, covered his stomach, and the other nodded and left.Xu Chenlun guessed that that person should be going to the bathroom.At this time, another car stopped at the door, and the remaining waiter went to greet the guests.
good chance!
Xu Chenlun seized the opportunity, and took advantage of the short vacancy at the door to quickly run in. As soon as he entered the door, he quickly looked around, and the figures in the hall shook.Xu Chenlun turned around to the right after killing the car urgently, and hid between the potted orange trees and the floor-to-ceiling curtains.
A waiter felt that she saw a mass of white flashing by, which was incredible fast, but when she looked again, she found nothing. She bumped the shoulder of the person next to her: "Hey, did you see anything?"
The person she spoke to looked back after hearing the words: "There is nothing."
"That may be my misreading." The waitress muttered in a low voice.
"Sister Ya, we need more tea at table NO.16!"
"Here we come!" She replied, turned around and went about her own work, forgetting what happened just now.
Xu Chenlun listened to the sound of the footsteps of the two walking away, he relaxed the tense muscles all over his body, and heaved a sigh of relief. Just now, the two of them were talking and walking this way, the voice was so close that it seemed to be right above his head, which made his heart tremble Mentioned throat.
Only then did he have time to face up to what was wrong with his body.The moment I was supported when I came down from the fifth floor, and the abnormally fast speed.
Is there something about this body that I don't know about?
"Of course the host, you just found out now?" e17's voice suddenly sounded.
Xu Chenlun silently retracted the cat's paw that accidentally scratched the bed curtain: "What's going on?"
"Because the host, you are not an ordinary cat."
"How to say?"
"The prototype of your body, the host, is the descendant of the white tiger. During the battle of the demon king, he was ambushed by the enemy and was seriously injured. In desperation, he temporarily sealed the aura in his body and turned it into a pet cat. On the one hand, it is convenient for healing. Can escape the enemy's search."
"Didn't you say that after the founding of the country, you can't become a master?"
"But the host, your body has lived for more than 300 years."
"..." Is it so old?Xu Chenlun looked at his three-month-old little body.
"Then after Jiang Guiyuan's death," Xu Chenlun paused, as if unwilling to say the word, "Where did the original owner go?"
"Cultivators will eventually get karma, and the monster clan is no exception. After Jiang Guiyuan died, the original body found a new residence to recuperate, gathered the old department, took back the position of the demon king, and completely controlled the demon world. Send subordinates to use their identities in the secular world to retaliate against Tian Er, and end this secular relationship."
"Then how to solve this seal?"
One person, one system chatted while Xu Chenlun avoided the crowd and walked up the safe passage.
It should be here.
Xu Chenlun climbed up to the third floor, looked around through the crack of the door, and found no one, so he got out through the narrow crack.
It was a bit troublesome, he didn't know which box Jiang Guiyuan was in, so it was difficult for him to know Jiang Guiyuan's movements in the first place, and he couldn't grasp his whereabouts.
Standing in the corridor on the third floor, Xu Chenlun slowly asked three philosophical questions.
who am I?
Where am I going?
what should I do?
"e17?"
"Host, don't ask me, I only provide chat service QwQ during the mission"
...What do you want?
"Kneel down."
"Xu Chenlun? Why are you here?"
A gloomy voice asked inconceivably.
Xu Chenlun's hairs immediately exploded.
The security door was locked by Jiang Guiyuan after a soft "click", and Xu Chenlun hurried to the French windows in the living room to look out.
Their apartment is on the fifth and sixth floors. During this period of time, there are very few people coming in and out, so the elevator is probably still on the third floor. Jiang Guiyuan can take the elevator when he goes out. It only takes less than ten seconds .He will take the elevator to stop at b2, which leads directly to the underground car park.
It would take 2 seconds to drop to b12 at the normal speed of the elevator, plus the time he spent looking for a car in the underground parking lot and driving, it was about 42 seconds before Xu Chenlun saw Jiang Guiyuan's car driving out of the underground parking lot from his view downstairs. There are 24 minutes and [-] seconds in total for the exit. He must use these [-] minutes and [-] seconds to open the window, go down the stairs, and follow Jiang Guiyuan.
Xu Chenlun took a deep breath, stepped back slowly, arched his back, and then jumped!
The cat's claw hooked the window lock smoothly once, and opened the window lock with the help of the weight of the body itself. Xu Chenlun jumped down and walked through the open window.Outside is a small balcony surrounded by a half-person-high iron fence.
Jiang Guiyuan wanted to replace it with a wooden fence these days to protect Xu Chenlun from falling, but he didn't change it now, otherwise Xu Chenlun had just passed to this body, so he couldn't guarantee that he would jump right onto the horizontal railing , if you accidentally skip it, it is an unprepared extreme bungee jumping.
But now he can only bungee jump. The advantage over the former is that he has five seconds to take a deep breath, adjust his state, and do enough mental construction.
It would be a lie to say that he was not nervous. Either he had no experience of bungee jumping before, or as an actor, he used to be a trapeze jumper every day. But now, he wants to jump from a height of 15 meters without any safety measures. jump down.
Some experts say that cats have a lower mortality rate when they fall from floors above five floors, because they have enough time to relax their muscles and open their limbs to achieve balance in the air and a speed buffer to reduce the probability of injury. 【From Baidu Encyclopedia】
This is like an ant falling from a height of [-] meters must not die, because the time is long enough and the size is small enough.
Xu Chenlun can only trust the so-called experts now.
When five seconds were up, Xu Chenlun prepared himself mentally and jumped down from the fifth floor.
The strong sense of weightlessness made Xu Chenlun unable to breathe for a moment, his heart beat wildly, his blood coagulated, and his whole body became stiff.Fortunately, it was only a short moment. The cat's instinct allowed him to immediately relax his body, open his limbs, and meet the ground.
After all, Xu Chenlun was not a skilled worker, he had only been in it for a few hours, and his body was just a three-month-old kitten. When he landed on the ground, his body was tilted and he had no time to adjust. He saw that half of his body was about to follow suit. There was a fierce friction on the ground, and Xu Chenlun even expected that kind of severe pain.
It's just that he didn't expect that when he landed, there seemed to be a soft hand supporting him, and he fell into the softness.
Without time to think too much, Xu Chenlun tried his best to run towards the exit of the underground parking lot with his four short legs. He had already vaguely seen the front of Jiang Guiyuan's car.
Jiang Guiyuan's car slowly drove out of the ground.
Close, closer!
The car drove to the road in the community, and Jiang Guiyuan was putting it back into gear.
Just a little!
The accelerator was stepped on, the car speeded up, and with a slight roar, it jumped a long way, leaving behind a puff of exhaust gas.
Enough is enough.
One of Xu Chenlun's paws could barely reach the raised bumper on the back of the car. He took a deep breath and slowly calmed down his breathing.Then use your upper limbs to climb up bit by bit.
The surface of the car was too slippery, Xu Chenlun's cat claws couldn't hold it up, and made a harsh scratching sound.
Oh wow.
Xu Chenlun shook his ears.
-------------------------------------
Jiang Guiyuan seemed to have heard some strange sound, he glanced in the rearview mirror with some doubts.
Nothing at all.
The mobile phone on the passenger seat rang, Jiang Guiyuan connected the bluetooth and pressed the answer button.
There seemed to be some urging words over there, and Jiang Guiyuan responded, "I've already walked away, and I'll be there soon."
The two talked about what to write again, Jiang Guiyuan said that he had left the community, and the two hung up the phone.
At this time, Xu Chenlun was on top of Jiang Guiyuan's head, looking at him through the transparent skylight.Seeing that he hung up the phone, Xu Chenlun unconsciously glanced at the rearview mirror, shrank his body subconsciously, and shrank behind the skylight.It wasn't until he finished his movements that he realized that from that perspective, Jiang Guiyuan couldn't see himself at all.
The wind was a bit strong up there, so Xu Chenlun huddled himself into a furry ball as much as possible to reduce the resistance of the wind, hoping that he would not fall.
Jiang Guiyuan's apartment is a little far from the city center, the road at the beginning is flat, there are few cars, the shaking is not too bad, there is nothing else except the strong wind.
But it wasn't until Jiang Guiyuan entered the city center that Xu Chenlun experienced the horror of lying on the roof of the car.The road conditions were a bit complicated, Jiang Guiyuan frequently braked, accelerated, or changed lanes left and right, Xu Chenlun swayed back and forth, his stomach was churning, his brain was dizzy, and he couldn't tell what was ahead.
He died in a car accident before, and the shadow of the world has gradually faded after so many experiences, but now he feels that his shadow of the car is even heavier.
The kind of weight that life cannot bear.
With Xu Chenlun's eyes closed, he felt like he was riding a plus version of a roller coaster. If he looked from above, he would find a two-color cat cake on a silver-white Lexus.
After shaking for an unknown amount of time, the car braked, causing Xu Chenlun, who was unprepared, to slide down a long distance, scaring him to hold on tight.
There was another ear-piercing sound.
Jiang Guiyuan looked up suspiciously, the sound seemed to be coming from the roof of the car, but when he looked up, he only saw a flash of light brown, and when he looked closely, there was nothing.
It may be dizziness.
Jiang Guiyuan thought to himself, he can get the glasses tomorrow, why don't he have his eyes checked when he goes to the hospital?I don't know if the rate has increased.
He stretched out his hand and pinched his nose, which is a habitual action when he wears glasses.
Xu Chenlun retracted his ear that had just poked out, seeing that Jiang Guiyuan was taking off his seat belt and was about to get out of the car, Xu Chenlun stood up, as if walking on a cotton ball, and jumped off staggeringly After getting out of the car, he quickly hid in the green belt.
He couldn't let Jiang Guiyuan find him, otherwise he would have to carry him back by the neck, not to mention he couldn't explain why he appeared in Jiang Guiyuan's car at all.
Jiang Guiyuan went in, and Xu Chenlun watched him being led to the reserved box and then disappeared at the elevator entrance.He noticed that the elevator had stopped on the third floor.
You can't be too far away from him, otherwise you won't be able to know which box they are dining in.
Xu Chenlun scratched the ground with his front paws irritably, looking at the two waiters at the door, the biggest problem now is how to get in by himself.
Just as he was thinking, one of the waiters whispered something to the other, covered his stomach, and the other nodded and left.Xu Chenlun guessed that that person should be going to the bathroom.At this time, another car stopped at the door, and the remaining waiter went to greet the guests.
good chance!
Xu Chenlun seized the opportunity, and took advantage of the short vacancy at the door to quickly run in. As soon as he entered the door, he quickly looked around, and the figures in the hall shook.Xu Chenlun turned around to the right after killing the car urgently, and hid between the potted orange trees and the floor-to-ceiling curtains.
A waiter felt that she saw a mass of white flashing by, which was incredible fast, but when she looked again, she found nothing. She bumped the shoulder of the person next to her: "Hey, did you see anything?"
The person she spoke to looked back after hearing the words: "There is nothing."
"That may be my misreading." The waitress muttered in a low voice.
"Sister Ya, we need more tea at table NO.16!"
"Here we come!" She replied, turned around and went about her own work, forgetting what happened just now.
Xu Chenlun listened to the sound of the footsteps of the two walking away, he relaxed the tense muscles all over his body, and heaved a sigh of relief. Just now, the two of them were talking and walking this way, the voice was so close that it seemed to be right above his head, which made his heart tremble Mentioned throat.
Only then did he have time to face up to what was wrong with his body.The moment I was supported when I came down from the fifth floor, and the abnormally fast speed.
Is there something about this body that I don't know about?
"Of course the host, you just found out now?" e17's voice suddenly sounded.
Xu Chenlun silently retracted the cat's paw that accidentally scratched the bed curtain: "What's going on?"
"Because the host, you are not an ordinary cat."
"How to say?"
"The prototype of your body, the host, is the descendant of the white tiger. During the battle of the demon king, he was ambushed by the enemy and was seriously injured. In desperation, he temporarily sealed the aura in his body and turned it into a pet cat. On the one hand, it is convenient for healing. Can escape the enemy's search."
"Didn't you say that after the founding of the country, you can't become a master?"
"But the host, your body has lived for more than 300 years."
"..." Is it so old?Xu Chenlun looked at his three-month-old little body.
"Then after Jiang Guiyuan's death," Xu Chenlun paused, as if unwilling to say the word, "Where did the original owner go?"
"Cultivators will eventually get karma, and the monster clan is no exception. After Jiang Guiyuan died, the original body found a new residence to recuperate, gathered the old department, took back the position of the demon king, and completely controlled the demon world. Send subordinates to use their identities in the secular world to retaliate against Tian Er, and end this secular relationship."
"Then how to solve this seal?"
One person, one system chatted while Xu Chenlun avoided the crowd and walked up the safe passage.
It should be here.
Xu Chenlun climbed up to the third floor, looked around through the crack of the door, and found no one, so he got out through the narrow crack.
It was a bit troublesome, he didn't know which box Jiang Guiyuan was in, so it was difficult for him to know Jiang Guiyuan's movements in the first place, and he couldn't grasp his whereabouts.
Standing in the corridor on the third floor, Xu Chenlun slowly asked three philosophical questions.
who am I?
Where am I going?
what should I do?
"e17?"
"Host, don't ask me, I only provide chat service QwQ during the mission"
...What do you want?
"Kneel down."
"Xu Chenlun? Why are you here?"
A gloomy voice asked inconceivably.
Xu Chenlun's hairs immediately exploded.
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