My Cannon Fodder Male Matchmaking Links [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 63 The Cat Master and His Shit Shovel Officer 1
Before Xu Chenlun had time to react, his body adjusted his posture subconsciously, and landed lightly on the back of the sofa, with a low, threatening sound coming from his throat.
But when the voice came out, did Xu Chenlun discover some deep threatening voice?It was obviously a soft and cute "meow ~", with some baby voice.
What's this?
Even Xu Chenlun couldn't help falling into silence. Did he...become a cat? !
Not only that, he couldn't see himself, but in the eyes of others, Xu Chenlun was just a three-month-old two-color puppet cat, whose pure blue eyes were like the blue sea, mysterious and beautiful.
"e17? e17 are you there?!"
"..."
What responded to Xu Chenlun was deathly silence.
Xu Chenlun gritted his teeth secretly, making up his mind that when he got back, he would blow e17's head off.
When he was still in shock, he felt a pair of slender and dry hands gently hugging him.
"Lunlun, I told you not to provoke Bruce, and you can't beat him."
Xu Chenlun meowed, and rubbed his small head against the palm he was stroking. When he realized what he was doing, he immediately froze.
The dog at the bottom barked again: "Little milk cat, go back and eat your milk obediently!"
dead dog.
Xu Chenlun had a soft and cute cat face, thinking fiercely, why are cats and dogs natural enemies?
Before he could scold the dog again in his heart, a lot of information flooded into his mind in an instant.
Xu Chenlun is a puppet cat named Lunlun in it, or a puppet cat with no sense of existence and no plot.His only identity is the pet of the cannon fodder supporting actor Jiang Guiyuan.
Jiang Guiyuan, whose name comes from "the lotus hat brings the setting sun, and the green hills alone return to the distance." Hualai, born in a scholarly family, three generations of literati, and himself is a gentle breath of Jiangnan ink painting. He is currently a teacher of the Department of Chinese Language and Literature of M University. He got the title of professor of Chinese language and literature at a young age, and his future is unlimited.
But it was such a gentle and flawless gentleman who committed suicide by swallowing medicine in a quiet afternoon. It was only found a week later that he died alone in his apartment.As for his puppet cat named Lunlun, there has been no news since then, and he doesn't know where he went wandering. Maybe it was picked up by someone, or maybe it died.
The news of Jiang Guiyuan's suicide spread to the school where he worked before his death. Some people secretly felt sad for him, but more people felt very happy.The cause was a student in the class he taught.
That student was named Tian Er, who was born crooked and fell in love with Jiang Guiyuan the first time he saw him. I think this student is very studious, although he is not smart, but he is also hardworking.
But Tian Er is not a good-tempered person, he doesn't cherish what he gets easily, and the more he can't get it, the more he tries to get it.Somehow, he found out the date of their teacher's meeting, and he quietly followed. When Jiang Guiyuan's personnel situation was unknown, he told the teacher who was supporting him that he was called by Jiang Guiyuan to pick him up. His, the teacher was familiar with him, so he believed it naturally. It happened that he was also in a hurry to go home, and his wife kept urging him.
So he handed Jiang Guiyuan over to Tian Er, and asked him to take good care of Mr. Jiang, Tian Er nodded in response indiscriminately.Turning around, he sent Jiang Guiyuan on the road of no return.
Taking advantage of Jiang Guiyuan's unconsciousness that night, he took a lot of indecent photos. He knew that this person valued his reputation the most. He wanted to use this method to threaten Jiang Guiyuan and be with him, but he didn't expect the photos to leak out.Those unbearable photos were circulated throughout the M University.
Jiang Guiyuan was already famous, and there were very few people who didn't know him, and whoever saw him didn't boast about "extraordinary literary talents", and now he is even more famous, but it's just dirty infamy.
Someone put this matter on the Internet, and the topic became popular overnight, #m大师谁话学生#, #江归远毒#, #m大给一个论论#, each topic is followed by a hot word .The high-level discussions and the overwhelming curses made this gentle gentleman feel at a loss. He looked around in a dazed and innocent way, and all he got was curses, telling him to die one after another.
This incident was like a snowball, and it got bigger and bigger, which alarmed the people above, and ordered to investigate the situation and give everyone an explanation.
As the person involved, Tian Er was completely dumbfounded. He was a timid person with a bad temper.When the teachers asked him, in a panic, Tian Er only said that he was coerced and misled by Jiang Guiyuan's rhetoric.He cast all the blame on Jiang Guiyuan, a truly innocent person.
He knew what his words would bring to Jiang Guiyuan, but he was even more afraid that what he had done would be known by others, so he refused to admit it, and allowed everyone to throw Jiang Guiyuan into hell, and let his family punish Jiang Guiyuan. Yuan was beaten until he was dying of internal bleeding.
Let him... to commit suicide by swallowing medicine in despair and helplessness.
On the day Jiang Guiyuan died, he carefully copied a small poem:
The sky has no trace of wings and I have flown
Missing is the trace of wings flying
The meaning of life is not what you leave behind
As long as you have experienced it is the greatest beauty
This is not incompetence but a kind of detachment
Even if he is abandoned by the world, Jiang Guiyuan still retains a trace of tenderness and kindness in his heart.
After his death, this incident gradually subsided. In the Internet age, there is an explosive amount of information, and his affairs are quickly submerged, and no one remembers them anymore.Only Tian Er still remembered that he had nightmares every night. In the dream, his favorite teacher no longer smiled gently, but asked him to return his life with a ferocious face. Since then, Tian Er had to rely on a lot of sleeping pills to fall asleep.
Two years later, he couldn't bear this kind of torture anymore, and told the truth back then, but the man had already passed away, so what's the use of talking more?
Naturally, Tian Er received a lot of malice from netizens. The people who abused Jiang Guiyuan while typing on the keyboard, are now insulting Tian Er with the same sentence.
It's just that Jiang Guiyuan didn't know about all this, he had been sleeping in the cold underground for two years.
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One hand touched Xu Chenlun's chin, and gently lifted his head.
"What's the matter, Lunlun, is there something uncomfortable?" There was worry in the voice.
Xu Chenlun raised his head following the gentle voice, and a magnified handsome face appeared in his retina.Even at such a close distance, it was difficult for Xu Chenlun to find any flaws on Jiang Guiyuan's face.He has a pair of gentle eyes, with tea-brown pupils, looking gentle and harmless. At this time, there is a trace of worry in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth are slightly pursed.
Xu Chenlun could clearly see his own reflection in Jiang Guiyuan's brown pupils.
It's true, I am the last puppet cat whose whereabouts are unknown.Xu Chenlun licked his paw, thinking expressionlessly.
"I think it was a little frightened. It has just been weaned. You can't bully it, Bruce." A woman in high heels came from a distance, wearing a well-tailored small suit, which clearly reflected Jiang Ling's shrewdness. vividly.
Xu Chenlun looked at her, but what he thought of was that after learning of what happened to her younger brother, she devoted the rest of her life to revenge on Tian Er. She was originally a business elite, but she lived her whole life in a muddle.
Now she just snorted Bruce's dog's head to tell him not to make any more noise: "I have something else to do, so I'll send you away first. By the way," Jiang Ling remembered something: "Where are your glasses? I haven't seen them today." You wear it."
"I was crushed by Lun Lun and broke a leg. I got a new pair and I'll go to the hospital to get it tomorrow."
"What a worry-free little guy." Jiang Ling smiled, and rubbed Xu Chenlun's hair.
That's enough, Xu Chenlun's face was stiff, did your hand touch that dead dog just now?Don't touch me again.
Jiang Guiyuan's home is in a loft apartment building not far from M University. He has been living here since graduating from university. The small loft apartment has been tidied up very warmly by him.
Jiang Ling sent them off and left, as if there was something urgent, Jiang Guiyuan didn't know about it, the entire Jiang family was from a scholarly family, only Jiang Ling joined the business and worked hard outside.
Xu Chenlun jumped off Jiang Guiyuan and looked at the house.When he walked, he staggered a little, but he immediately mastered the basic way of cat walking. Jiang Guiyuan didn't care when he saw it, but thought he was not standing firmly.
Xu Chenlun sadly has now adapted to his new identity, so what if he doesn't adapt?There is nothing I can do, and the e17 is silent like a crash.He followed the stairs to the second floor, but he didn't see the bathroom. Instead, he stumbled into a bedroom. There was a floor-to-ceiling full-length mirror, and he looked at his new body in detail.
It's a purebred puppet cat. He moved his ears left and right, and the little milk cat in the mirror moved accordingly, very cute.If it wasn't his own soul that lived inside, Xu Chenlun thought it would be even cuter.
"Lunlun, where did you go?"
Jiang Guiyuan yelled downstairs, Xu Chenlun sighed, a helpless expression appeared on a cat's face, coupled with his small three-month-old body, it made people feel a little confused cute.Even the species has crossed, and the channels are different. What can I do? Does the wife still recognize herself?
Xu Chenlun was frowning.
Of course, when he went down, he found that his suffering had just arrived.
"Lunlun, I'm going to a party tonight, and I'll be back late tonight, so be good at home." Jiang Guiyuan knelt down and patted Xu Chenlun's head, and said softly.
But Xu Chenlun's ears perked up in the next second.reunion?Was it the party he was thinking of?
But he is an animal, he can't speak, he can only make meow meow one after another, which shows that he is not calm at this time.But it was obvious that Jiang Guiyuan couldn't understand cat meows, and he hadn't mastered animal language to level ten. He just thought of a more likely guess.
"Aren't you hungry? I prepared your favorite cat food with egg yolk and beef flavor, and the colostrum I just bought yesterday. It's already in a bowl. Remember to eat it." Jiang Guiyuan smiled. Said to Xu Chenlun who was circling around his feet anxiously.
The conversation not on the same brain wave made Xu Chenlun scratch his heart and lungs anxiously.
"Okay, Lunlun, I really have to go." Jiang Guiyuan squatted down, and ruthlessly took off Xu Chenlun's claws that were clinging to his trousers.
Xu Chenlun persistently grabbed his trousers and was dragged for a distance until his claws were forcibly torn off.He stretched out his paws, with tears in his eyes, but he could only watch Jiang Guiyuan close the door in front of him.
Assi.
He touched his face helplessly with his cat's paw.
The author has something to say: Xiuwen~
But when the voice came out, did Xu Chenlun discover some deep threatening voice?It was obviously a soft and cute "meow ~", with some baby voice.
What's this?
Even Xu Chenlun couldn't help falling into silence. Did he...become a cat? !
Not only that, he couldn't see himself, but in the eyes of others, Xu Chenlun was just a three-month-old two-color puppet cat, whose pure blue eyes were like the blue sea, mysterious and beautiful.
"e17? e17 are you there?!"
"..."
What responded to Xu Chenlun was deathly silence.
Xu Chenlun gritted his teeth secretly, making up his mind that when he got back, he would blow e17's head off.
When he was still in shock, he felt a pair of slender and dry hands gently hugging him.
"Lunlun, I told you not to provoke Bruce, and you can't beat him."
Xu Chenlun meowed, and rubbed his small head against the palm he was stroking. When he realized what he was doing, he immediately froze.
The dog at the bottom barked again: "Little milk cat, go back and eat your milk obediently!"
dead dog.
Xu Chenlun had a soft and cute cat face, thinking fiercely, why are cats and dogs natural enemies?
Before he could scold the dog again in his heart, a lot of information flooded into his mind in an instant.
Xu Chenlun is a puppet cat named Lunlun in it, or a puppet cat with no sense of existence and no plot.His only identity is the pet of the cannon fodder supporting actor Jiang Guiyuan.
Jiang Guiyuan, whose name comes from "the lotus hat brings the setting sun, and the green hills alone return to the distance." Hualai, born in a scholarly family, three generations of literati, and himself is a gentle breath of Jiangnan ink painting. He is currently a teacher of the Department of Chinese Language and Literature of M University. He got the title of professor of Chinese language and literature at a young age, and his future is unlimited.
But it was such a gentle and flawless gentleman who committed suicide by swallowing medicine in a quiet afternoon. It was only found a week later that he died alone in his apartment.As for his puppet cat named Lunlun, there has been no news since then, and he doesn't know where he went wandering. Maybe it was picked up by someone, or maybe it died.
The news of Jiang Guiyuan's suicide spread to the school where he worked before his death. Some people secretly felt sad for him, but more people felt very happy.The cause was a student in the class he taught.
That student was named Tian Er, who was born crooked and fell in love with Jiang Guiyuan the first time he saw him. I think this student is very studious, although he is not smart, but he is also hardworking.
But Tian Er is not a good-tempered person, he doesn't cherish what he gets easily, and the more he can't get it, the more he tries to get it.Somehow, he found out the date of their teacher's meeting, and he quietly followed. When Jiang Guiyuan's personnel situation was unknown, he told the teacher who was supporting him that he was called by Jiang Guiyuan to pick him up. His, the teacher was familiar with him, so he believed it naturally. It happened that he was also in a hurry to go home, and his wife kept urging him.
So he handed Jiang Guiyuan over to Tian Er, and asked him to take good care of Mr. Jiang, Tian Er nodded in response indiscriminately.Turning around, he sent Jiang Guiyuan on the road of no return.
Taking advantage of Jiang Guiyuan's unconsciousness that night, he took a lot of indecent photos. He knew that this person valued his reputation the most. He wanted to use this method to threaten Jiang Guiyuan and be with him, but he didn't expect the photos to leak out.Those unbearable photos were circulated throughout the M University.
Jiang Guiyuan was already famous, and there were very few people who didn't know him, and whoever saw him didn't boast about "extraordinary literary talents", and now he is even more famous, but it's just dirty infamy.
Someone put this matter on the Internet, and the topic became popular overnight, #m大师谁话学生#, #江归远毒#, #m大给一个论论#, each topic is followed by a hot word .The high-level discussions and the overwhelming curses made this gentle gentleman feel at a loss. He looked around in a dazed and innocent way, and all he got was curses, telling him to die one after another.
This incident was like a snowball, and it got bigger and bigger, which alarmed the people above, and ordered to investigate the situation and give everyone an explanation.
As the person involved, Tian Er was completely dumbfounded. He was a timid person with a bad temper.When the teachers asked him, in a panic, Tian Er only said that he was coerced and misled by Jiang Guiyuan's rhetoric.He cast all the blame on Jiang Guiyuan, a truly innocent person.
He knew what his words would bring to Jiang Guiyuan, but he was even more afraid that what he had done would be known by others, so he refused to admit it, and allowed everyone to throw Jiang Guiyuan into hell, and let his family punish Jiang Guiyuan. Yuan was beaten until he was dying of internal bleeding.
Let him... to commit suicide by swallowing medicine in despair and helplessness.
On the day Jiang Guiyuan died, he carefully copied a small poem:
The sky has no trace of wings and I have flown
Missing is the trace of wings flying
The meaning of life is not what you leave behind
As long as you have experienced it is the greatest beauty
This is not incompetence but a kind of detachment
Even if he is abandoned by the world, Jiang Guiyuan still retains a trace of tenderness and kindness in his heart.
After his death, this incident gradually subsided. In the Internet age, there is an explosive amount of information, and his affairs are quickly submerged, and no one remembers them anymore.Only Tian Er still remembered that he had nightmares every night. In the dream, his favorite teacher no longer smiled gently, but asked him to return his life with a ferocious face. Since then, Tian Er had to rely on a lot of sleeping pills to fall asleep.
Two years later, he couldn't bear this kind of torture anymore, and told the truth back then, but the man had already passed away, so what's the use of talking more?
Naturally, Tian Er received a lot of malice from netizens. The people who abused Jiang Guiyuan while typing on the keyboard, are now insulting Tian Er with the same sentence.
It's just that Jiang Guiyuan didn't know about all this, he had been sleeping in the cold underground for two years.
-------------------------------------
One hand touched Xu Chenlun's chin, and gently lifted his head.
"What's the matter, Lunlun, is there something uncomfortable?" There was worry in the voice.
Xu Chenlun raised his head following the gentle voice, and a magnified handsome face appeared in his retina.Even at such a close distance, it was difficult for Xu Chenlun to find any flaws on Jiang Guiyuan's face.He has a pair of gentle eyes, with tea-brown pupils, looking gentle and harmless. At this time, there is a trace of worry in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth are slightly pursed.
Xu Chenlun could clearly see his own reflection in Jiang Guiyuan's brown pupils.
It's true, I am the last puppet cat whose whereabouts are unknown.Xu Chenlun licked his paw, thinking expressionlessly.
"I think it was a little frightened. It has just been weaned. You can't bully it, Bruce." A woman in high heels came from a distance, wearing a well-tailored small suit, which clearly reflected Jiang Ling's shrewdness. vividly.
Xu Chenlun looked at her, but what he thought of was that after learning of what happened to her younger brother, she devoted the rest of her life to revenge on Tian Er. She was originally a business elite, but she lived her whole life in a muddle.
Now she just snorted Bruce's dog's head to tell him not to make any more noise: "I have something else to do, so I'll send you away first. By the way," Jiang Ling remembered something: "Where are your glasses? I haven't seen them today." You wear it."
"I was crushed by Lun Lun and broke a leg. I got a new pair and I'll go to the hospital to get it tomorrow."
"What a worry-free little guy." Jiang Ling smiled, and rubbed Xu Chenlun's hair.
That's enough, Xu Chenlun's face was stiff, did your hand touch that dead dog just now?Don't touch me again.
Jiang Guiyuan's home is in a loft apartment building not far from M University. He has been living here since graduating from university. The small loft apartment has been tidied up very warmly by him.
Jiang Ling sent them off and left, as if there was something urgent, Jiang Guiyuan didn't know about it, the entire Jiang family was from a scholarly family, only Jiang Ling joined the business and worked hard outside.
Xu Chenlun jumped off Jiang Guiyuan and looked at the house.When he walked, he staggered a little, but he immediately mastered the basic way of cat walking. Jiang Guiyuan didn't care when he saw it, but thought he was not standing firmly.
Xu Chenlun sadly has now adapted to his new identity, so what if he doesn't adapt?There is nothing I can do, and the e17 is silent like a crash.He followed the stairs to the second floor, but he didn't see the bathroom. Instead, he stumbled into a bedroom. There was a floor-to-ceiling full-length mirror, and he looked at his new body in detail.
It's a purebred puppet cat. He moved his ears left and right, and the little milk cat in the mirror moved accordingly, very cute.If it wasn't his own soul that lived inside, Xu Chenlun thought it would be even cuter.
"Lunlun, where did you go?"
Jiang Guiyuan yelled downstairs, Xu Chenlun sighed, a helpless expression appeared on a cat's face, coupled with his small three-month-old body, it made people feel a little confused cute.Even the species has crossed, and the channels are different. What can I do? Does the wife still recognize herself?
Xu Chenlun was frowning.
Of course, when he went down, he found that his suffering had just arrived.
"Lunlun, I'm going to a party tonight, and I'll be back late tonight, so be good at home." Jiang Guiyuan knelt down and patted Xu Chenlun's head, and said softly.
But Xu Chenlun's ears perked up in the next second.reunion?Was it the party he was thinking of?
But he is an animal, he can't speak, he can only make meow meow one after another, which shows that he is not calm at this time.But it was obvious that Jiang Guiyuan couldn't understand cat meows, and he hadn't mastered animal language to level ten. He just thought of a more likely guess.
"Aren't you hungry? I prepared your favorite cat food with egg yolk and beef flavor, and the colostrum I just bought yesterday. It's already in a bowl. Remember to eat it." Jiang Guiyuan smiled. Said to Xu Chenlun who was circling around his feet anxiously.
The conversation not on the same brain wave made Xu Chenlun scratch his heart and lungs anxiously.
"Okay, Lunlun, I really have to go." Jiang Guiyuan squatted down, and ruthlessly took off Xu Chenlun's claws that were clinging to his trousers.
Xu Chenlun persistently grabbed his trousers and was dragged for a distance until his claws were forcibly torn off.He stretched out his paws, with tears in his eyes, but he could only watch Jiang Guiyuan close the door in front of him.
Assi.
He touched his face helplessly with his cat's paw.
The author has something to say: Xiuwen~
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