Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

Time seems to be 4 years ago.

In the e-sports circle, ChuY's name was known to everyone.

When he was a teenager, he became famous in the world arena in a 1v1 strategic competitive game, and he is a special figure in the history of Chinese e-sports.

Everyone knows that before getting involved in professional e-sports, he was a withdrawn and domineering delinquent boy. He left campus because of his poor grades in the senior high school entrance examination, and went to work in a shoe factory in Zhejiang. After that, he got lucky and was poached to work in Shanghai, where he became famous. Quite quickly.

So when others ridiculed e-sports players for being Internet addicts with junior high school education and low quality, ChuY was the first typical case to bear the brunt.

However, his fame is not the same as that of ordinary e-sports players.

Others did it because of their grades, the amount of bonuses, and because they won't be delayed in boosting their fans, but for him, it was because it was really poisonous.

ChuY has been involved in three games, missed the championship in the most critical world championship three times, and the relationship with the entire team has also exploded one after another, so that there has been a legend in the circle for a long time: [I used to believe in science, Until I met ChuY. 】

Which team to dismantle which team, of course, will inevitably be questioned, ChuY also expressed a cordial response on the spot: "Am I dismantling your mother's team, or dismantling your wild dad's team?"

Therefore, he was given the nickname "Demolition Emperor" and was inducted into the E-sports Hall of Fame.

Every time he changes games, Fanhei will feed each other's genitals and mother's ashes for three months without stopping, which can be called a large-scale cross-game team-building activity in the e-sports circle.

As for when he retired, the city was full of storms.

The night in Los Angeles was bustling like daytime, but ChuY refused to play in the finals, and did not show up until the match point.

Of course, that game ended up being a huge loss and the audience was boiling. ChuY even smashed the keyboard and left the field - the black keycap flew all over the ground, his eyes were like bayonets, and his mouth was undoubtedly "Fuck you" **", shocking the entire audience.

ChuY was originally one of the top four trolls in the circle, but now he directly became the number one.

Finally, the ruthless and unruly internet-addicted teenager told everyone with his actions: smashing the keyboard is really more than just a meme for fun.

Since then, ChuY disappeared completely.

When someone mentions him again, it will only attract ridicule from the crowd: [The dead are the most important. How many years has the God of Chu been gone, and the mourning hall prohibits making noise, do you know, old buddies? 】

***

But in fact, before ChuY retired and disappeared, he didn't like to participate in these controversies on the Internet.

The biggest connection between the Internet and him seems to be only games and training. He doesn't even look like a young man at all. It was not until two years before his retirement that he reluctantly applied for a Weibo, and it was still from Tencent.

The master never needs too many reasons to do things, "it is much more convenient to use Qq than your Sina" is enough.

Fortunately, on the first day ChuY's Tencent Weibo was launched, he more or less imitated others and organized a lottery. The prize was an autograph, and he picked people from the comments.

At that time, Lu Yan was just a spectator, so he also peeled it off to join in the fun: [I really want to take away God Chu's signature and put it in the ground for peace before committing suicide~ God Chu chooses me, can I? 】

Everyone is a person who surfs the Internet 24 hours a day with high intensity. For this common joke, other people's responses are naturally all hahaha:

[Brother think again, is it true that a friend has a terminal illness? 】

[Please, I am 80 years old, can you give me this autograph]

[Brother, you are so bad, you don't have a roommate before you die? (dog head)]

Lu Yan didn't take it seriously, took half a sleeping pill and went to sleep.

It's just that when he opened his eyes two hours later, there was a private message from ChuY in the message list: [Your Weibo ID is the most pleasing to my eyes, I signed it for you, businessman, I don't give it to you for nothing, from now on you have to read it every week I will broadcast the game live, send me more than 500 words of thoughts, no less than one word, no suicide]

Lu Yan was stunned, and when he looked at his garbled digital ID, he was even more stunned.

He didn't expect that ChuY would be so rigid that he would believe such words, and he didn't expect that ChuY would really send him a private message.

Since he didn't know how to reply for a long time, the other party became irritable: 【In?not replying me?Do you want to die? 】

so fierce...

Lu Yan quickly typed in the text: [Yes, thank you, God, don't kill me]

[...? ? 】ChuY was puzzled, 【What's wrong with you? 】

After thinking about it for a while, ChuY was really pissed off: 【Fuck, you think I'm trying to kill you?I am seriously asking you, do you really want to die?Want to commit suicide?Where the hell did I kill you, are you an idiot? 】

"..." Lu Yan was stunned by the scolding, and ChuY said: [Okay, send me the address, and I will send it to you tomorrow. 】

ChuY is so domineering and domineering, Lu Yan actually received a heavy box of couriers later, with signatures like dogs crawling inside, a set of colorful picture books, a lot of snacks and three team uniforms - even though he originally wanted to refuse , ChuY blocked him with only one sentence:

[Then bb decapitated. 】

***

That was the beginning of his and ChuY's story, almost six years ago.

"So what should I call you, No. 2?" Lu Yan said, "Your game ID is a bit... ingenious."

"Don't worry, good son." On the side of the net, Chu Ya replied, "You will be able to call daddy as much as you like right away—don't be afraid, a loving father like me is all about word of mouth."

The cigarette butt in Chuya's mouth was almost exhausted, and he was far ahead in kills, and felt that it would not be a big problem for him to accept this poor son.

VAN-4 is a shooting game, which is a team competition. There will be about 100 players in each game. A team of 4 people will parachute into the map randomly, collect supplies to exchange time-limited equipment with the system, and fight each other until the last team remains.

Before entering the game, each player has to choose their own occupation: sniper, assault, freeman, and "bloody battle" (assistant) in which the enemy loses blood and hits teammates to increase blood.

Different occupations have different ranges of guns that can be exchanged.

The free man Chuya played in this game has a high degree of flexibility except that he cannot exchange for the highest-level assault gun AUG and the highest-level sniper gun AWP (Barrett).

But Lu Yan didn't have the slightest sense of danger of falling behind, and smiled: "I'll give you another 10 minutes to think about it. After we add friends, what should we call each other?"

"..." Chu Ya flicked the mouse violently, trying to get rid of the 3D surround sound "husband" "husband" "husband" "husband" in his mind, and when he finally recovered, the system's kill reminder had already started up.

[[AUG11] killed [CuiLike] with a sniper rifle [WIN94]]

[[AUG11] killed [M Monologue] with a sniper rifle [SCAR20]]

[[AUG11] used the sniper rifle [M24] to kill [Yoshin Shangwo]]

……

……

so handsome...

Chu Ya's heart was full of sniper rifles, and it took a long time to frown coldly, realizing that the situation was not good.

After spending a lot of money, Lu Yan directly switched to the big sniper AWP. While talking to himself and the enemy, he turned a good gunfight game into a voice-activated game.

"Hey, show your head."

"Move."

"Yes, this way."

——Of course the opposite side couldn't hear Lu Yan's words, but every time it seemed as if they really heard it, they were obediently manipulated to poke their heads, retreat, and shoot at each other, and then caught Lu Yan's bullets with their heads accurately, as if they were afraid of missing them.

After killing people, Lu Yan still said in a low voice: "They're all dead, come and lick the bag."

Chu Ya was taken aback, wondering why he deliberately lowered his voice to speak, and the other two teammates also booed:

"It's ok, brother. I'm convinced."

"...This b pretends, double-click 666 for you."

"Cough." Lu Yan interrupted the two of them without saying a word, and even the gentle "Come and lick the bag" in his mouth has changed into "Hurry up and let me lick it" and: "To be fair, leave half for 2 No, his support damage just now was higher than the two of you."

Maili burst into laughter again, Chuya was full of question marks, but she didn't show politeness to Lu Yan, went over and took the supplies and left.

He wasn't too surprised by Lu Yan's strength, so he gradually clenched the mouse, and in the next two waves of entering the circle, he harvested several heads - after all, whenever he thought of kowtow, he always felt It was as if something was in his mouth, he couldn't swallow it, it was unpalatable, and he wanted to retch, there was absolutely no reason to lose.

***

The game progressed steadily, and Chu Ya thought that this round would be a disguised solo between him and Lu Yan.

But he forgot that with 100 players, there will be accidents in everything.

Within 10 minutes, the number of surviving people on the map began to approach single digits, the safe zone became smaller and smaller, and more and more familiar IDs were seen in the high-segment national server, and another kill reminder jumped on the screen:

[[AUG11] killed [LY Shen Yue] with a sniper rifle [AWP]]

LY Shen Yue is also a well-known name in the national server: the runner-up in the professional league, the captain of the Hunting Shadow team, Guan Cen.

So after the murder, Lu Yan couldn't help saying hello on the screen: [Why is it you, Team Guan?Are you still teaching me to do business at 4 o'clock in the middle of the night? 】

Guan Cen quickly returned to talk: [Dog thing, I haven't finished reading 24 filial piety, kill your father? 】

[AUG11]: [What did Team Guan eat, so unclean? 】

[LY Shen Yue]: [I ate your filial dirty bun, how is it, isn’t it dirty and sweet like honey? 】

The speed of the two of them typing did not delay the game at all, and the public screen was filled immediately, even Chu Ya was stunned.

Undoubtedly, in the game of VAN-4, the team and the Hunting Shadow team are the biggest rivals. The captains of the two sides taunted and dirty their mouths. It seemed that they would not stop when they encountered each other.

The team managed to break through the encirclement, and because they were accidentally recognized by Guan Cen, they were besieged by the rest of the Hunting Shadow team.

[AUG11]: [Can't afford to lose? 】

[LY Shen Yue]: [Don't jb nonsense, let me die]

Being attacked from the front and back on the slope, Lu Yan decisively pulled to the side to attract firepower, and said calmly to Chu Ya: "The AWP in my hand, they should recognize me, you hurry up."

AWP, the fourth-level sniper weapon, is a gun that only snipers can unlock in the system equipment library.

No. 3 Ye Yuchen was surprised: "Fuck - you? Who are you referring to? Lu Yan, we are fucking teammates!"

On the 4th Zhan Feiyang still complained calmly: "Tsk, the relationship has faded, that's it."

Before Chuya could move, Lu Yan switched heads with the other side in the blink of an eye, and was knocked down on the spot.

"you……"

Chu Ya was stunned and couldn't help being moved. She even wanted to name their child, like twins.

However, after Maili was in confusion for a few seconds, Lu Yan, who was lying on the ground, suddenly laughed lowly, still not serious at all, and didn't really intend to show face.

"Little brother, what are you looking at if you don't leave? Have you ever seen a man fight to protect you~?"