Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

In May, the heat of early summer has begun to spread across the country.

Chuya sat in the corner of a black net, biting a cigarette in her mouth - the cheapest big front door, but she was reluctant to light it.

He often comes to this website, not to mention the cheapness. If he is lucky, he can hear the whispers from the next door through the door of the toilet. The price/performance ratio is extremely high.

Beside him were two teenagers in their late teens wearing iron necklaces, all of whom came to watch him play games.

"Brother Chu, are you sure you will be number one on the national server tonight?"

Chu Ya looked at the national server leaderboard of the game in front of him with a distasteful expression.

He is currently fourth, and his id is "Add me to the head of the club", as wild as his eyes: "Nonsense. I will play with you when I get up in a while, and I will also turn on a voice changer to make you all feel better."

The Internet smells very trendy, and one of the two young men next to them is chewing betel nuts and the other is smoking:

"No, brother Chu's voice is nice enough, what more voice changer do you need?"

"That's right, take it out in person and scare us to death, we don't mind~"

Chuya has a thin face and cold eyes, but he is very helpful to this brother, and he even flipped the cigarette in his mouth skillfully with his tongue.

——The game is indeed my old profession. I haven't touched it for three or four years, and my skills are coming back faster than I thought.

He has only been here for a month and a half, and the seven or eight resident youths have all been convinced by his game skills. Now, regardless of age, they all call him brother.

He can't refuse even if he wants to, and occasionally he will play two games with them.

The brothers don't have any bottom line for the sake of scoring in the game. If they are in a hurry, they don't want their mother. Dad is willing to call for me to score, and he doesn't stop until Chu Ya blushes. The relationship between each other is naturally sublimated.

It's just that even Chuya himself didn't expect that in the fourth year after retiring from the e-sports circle, he would finally return to the net, and he was more comfortable than before.

Recently, he planned to go to the live broadcasting world to make a living, so as a passerby player, he voted for the most popular live broadcasting platform Splash TV.

Everything else was negotiated smoothly, except that when he asked to write "not turning on the camera" into the contract, the person in charge over there replied to him: [It's not impossible, but the money needs to be reduced. 】

That day he was kicked out by the landlord to sleep in the corridor, and he was holding an iphone80 that could only be charged to 7%. Later, he looked at the money request message sent by the only contact person, gritted his teeth and did not give in to Langhua TV: [ It’s not good to reduce money. If I can’t even eat braised beef and old altar sauerkraut with my identity, it’s not suitable.Otherwise, I will be number one on the national server and sign again, this gimmick is enough. 】

The project leader of Splash TV didn't quite believe that he could fight, so he casually agreed: [Actually, you are doing well, if you really need money, you can also do power leveling as a buffer. 】

Chu Ya lay comfortably on the stairs, and slowly typed into the chat box: [I used to be a professional player of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors level, and it is a professional rule and quality not to do boosting. 】

But soon he deleted all of them again, and replied: [Bingqingyujie, I don't like to serve rich dicks. 】

After chatting, he has been sitting in the corner of the net for more than 40 hours, and the ranking of the national server has directly gone from more than 90 to No. 4, and the MVP bonus of each game has almost never been interrupted.

He was a little sleepy, but he thought he had excellent physical fitness, and he might be far from sudden death.

The young man standing on his left side pondered: "Big... no, brother, the top three in the national server, the other two are easy to talk about, but... the number one is Lu Feng—"

Chu Ya lowered her eyes to polish the lighter, and asked knowingly, "Lu Yan? Who is it?"

Of course Chu Ya knew who Lu Feng was.

On the screen in front of him was the FPS (shooting) team competitive game, VAN-4 (Pioneer 4), which became popular all over the world just a year after its launch.

Not only are there many gamers, but the professional leagues in each competition area are also very popular. The four competition areas in Asia have just held a gold-rich invitational tournament, and the championship is still hot.

Lu Feng is the champion of the Asian Invitational Tournament and the captain of a wealthy team in the industry.

——Professional players are fundamentally different from those stinking internet-addicted teenagers in the black net.

The ace of the mainland division, the most commercially valuable player, the world's top three snipers... Lu Yan has a lot of glamorous names. He is also famous for his height of 187 and his handsome face. In his own words, the ratio of pure to slutty on his face With a perfect score of 55, you have to charge money to show up in public.

In this Asian Invitational Tournament, Lu Feng became famous in the first battle, making the club that already has multiple game divisions all the limelight.

Even Chuya watched Lu Feng's live broadcast several times.

The other party loves to laugh, but his eyes and voice are often oppressively cold, so he is not easy to mess with.

——However, Chu Ya happened to be obsessed with this one, and even saved a week's food expenses and gave away a 99 rocket, so that the bullet screen he posted had its own special effects, so that Lu Yan could see it.

It was after he spent a long time in mental construction that he barely imitated others and shouted shamelessly:

Old, husband.I think you are very handsome...

But at that time, after Lu Yan finished reading his barrage, he smiled and resisted a little: "I'm really still a big girl, if you want to shout like this again, I will silence you."

Chu Ya was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he felt panic, shame and frustration, and almost lowered his head under the table - after knowing that he was hated, he didn't dare to think about this piece of swan meat anymore.

Although, he found out later that other viewers felt that "Team Lu finally banned me personally, so cool".

***

For Lu Feng, Chu Ya originally planned to avoid him, but now, he had to compete with him on the national server rankings.

Even the boys beside Chuya couldn't help but click their tongues: "Currently he's the best professional player. I've watched his highlights, and he's a little bit high. It feels like I'm watching an advertisement."

The system prompts that the 4-person team has been matched.

Chu Ya chuckled lightly: "Brother, can this stuff be high? Then do you think I can't have a prostate orgasm?"

But the two steel straight men were a little confused: "...ah? What do you mean?"

"..." Chu Ya panicked for half a second, her ears blushed quietly, and she lightly reprimanded, "No, don't talk about this."

They didn't dare to make Chuya unhappy, so they hurriedly said, "Actually, professional players are not that good, and the team's ranking is higher than that of Brother Chu, and they will soon be overtaken."

"Yes, if Brother Chu becomes a professional player, he will definitely let them all know what social beatings are."

Chuya didn't want to hear the term professional player, so she waved her hand to tell them not to say it.

But just as he stabilized his expression, he froze again at the moment when the game interface was read.

The game ID of teammate No. 1 in the team: AUG11.

It took him a few seconds to recover - AUG11, AUG is a very lethal rare gun in the game, 11 is a garbled code to avoid repeated game names, in short, this is the well-known game ID of Lu Yan.

Chu Ya's expression was indifferent, but his face turned red. At the same time, the face of the younger brother behind him also turned red.

However, they are excited.

In addition to Lu Feng, No. 3 and No. 4 are also members of the team, obviously a three-person team.

Which sophomore boy has never dreamed of being an e-sports sweeper and beating up professional champions?

As soon as the people behind encouraged him, Chu Ya said in a cold tone, provoking Lu Yan: "Isn't this our Asian champion? It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night and we're still on the rankings? It's hard work—how about this round? Fight, Dad will take you to win?"

There was laughter on the Internet, and Chuya also stared at the microphone next to Lu Feng's ID without moving.

But he forgot for a moment that No. 3 and No. 4 are also the Asian champions this time.

It is estimated that such an e-sports giant as the team has never received this kind of treatment. Immediately, two cordial greetings from No. 3 and No. 4 came from Mai:

"Where is your mother sour?"

"Which team is it with this bb your father?"

Chuya came back to her senses: "...Team? I'm from the White Horse Club's team. Are you free to come and push me?"

While he was looking for something to do, he waited for Lu Feng to open his mouth—it would be best to confront him, make enemies from now on, never reconcile, and never love each other.

However, the other party chuckled, although the tone was cold, but the attitude was quite friendly: "Yuchen, Feiyang, don't speak so aggressively, we are also graduates of the quality professional elite training class of the National Service Morality School, pay attention to our image."

No. 3 and No. 4 stopped talking, but Chu Ya held the mouse nervously, afraid that Lu Yan would show favor to her, but unexpectedly, the other party continued: "My little brother is probably not good at sex in real life, so he can only play in the game." Realize the dream of being a father, let's understand more."

"You fucking—"

Maili burst out laughing, Chuya wanted to curse, but his voice was cut off forcefully - Lu Yan kept flashing the mark on the map: "This round jumps to the East Lake area, our team's regular jump point, the route is just right, I'll take you on it The score should be about the same."

"Heh." Chu Ya snorted sullenly, "An Asian champion can come and lead me to the top, what's wrong?"

"It's very cold." Lu Yan opened the skydive in the game, he seemed to be in a good mood after gaining the upper hand, and he never liked to argue with others, "But I like you who have rolling on your face...why So, do you want to add a friend after playing?"

hi, like me...

——Chu Ya almost choked to death on a puff of cigarettes. He quickly pressed the earphones, avoiding the curious eyes of the younger brothers behind him, and replied: "...my friend slot is worth 30000, add you? Forget it."

But he still gritted his teeth and pulled the umbrella and jumped to the East Lake area. The two of them landed on the roof at the same time, and contracted a wave of kills in the upper right corner to swipe the screen.

I don't know if Lu Yan is tired of being in the environment of the national server, which is widely praised by everyone, and feels that it is very fresh to be rejected: "You... you are ranked fourth in the national server, but the professional team doesn't seem to have a character like you, and you are engaged in live broadcasting?"

"It's related to you?" Chu Ya calmed down, and turned on the taunting mode, "I don't play professionally, and I haven't broadcast live yet—in short, I'm a passer-by player and I'm going to be number one on the national server soon, so you should be mentally prepared."

"Oh, so caring?" Lu Yan's tone was aggrieved and cute, "You also notified me in advance that you were going to fuck me? Then what do you want me to prepare? - Do you have any favorite brand, just ask .”

"You—" Chu Ya was holding back until her ears turned red, and she was speechless again.

He knew that Lu Yan was shameless, but he didn't expect to be so shameless.

"My first national server is 1 meters plus 87 inches without head, I'm afraid you will have trouble getting on me." After leaving the East Lake area, Lu Yan drove a tandem motorcycle to Chu Ya, "Why don't we bet first? The MVP of this game is playing?"

"... inches? I think it's centimeters." Chu Ya was almost out of breath, and he didn't have time to explain to his younger brothers, so he just choked out a word, "...bet?"

"Just bet... If you lose, press ctrl+1 to me, and add a friend; if I lose, I will call you dad whenever we meet in the future, how about it?"

ctrl+1 is a game combination key. When pressed, the game character will automatically perform the action of "kneeling on both knees", which is usually used to pay homage to the first seven of teammates and kneel down to beg for mercy.

Chu Ya shook the soot, very disdainful: "That's it?"

But Lu Yan insisted on teasing him: "I mean, press to the crotch."

Hearing that he was easily made breathless, Lu Yan didn't seem to be able to bear it: "Don't be angry, the main reason is that the program effect is not exciting enough."

"You——" Chu Ya's blood surged up again, and he just went along the network cable to kill people. On the 3rd and 4th, he still booed:

"Why did the atmosphere suddenly become gay?"

"If you want me to say don't ctrl+1, just alt+F4, now you still have time to run to keep your gut healthy."

When Chu Ya heard it, it was impossible to admit it: "Yes, I appreciate your high-intensity aggressive method-then follow the bet just said, and you can't change a single key, how about it?"

After a two-second pause in surprise, Lu Yan couldn't help laughing in a low voice, and even parked the motorcycle even closer: "So cute~"

So Chu Ya suddenly couldn't tell whether the pain in his forehead was caused by staying up all night or because of being pissed off by Lu Feng.

But ten seconds later, he still dawdled onto the back seat of Lu Yan's motorcycle, his mind was full of one thing: When the system evaluates the MVP value, the person with the highest ranking has a lower coefficient bonus, and you are a national server Compare this with me first, wait for death, good son.

***

The night in early summer is still going on. In the team's home base in Shanghai, the 5-storey single building is brightly lit.

The logo of this team is inserted horizontally on the front wall of the lobby on the 1st floor: the golden letter I runs through the letter S from top to bottom, which looks infinitely close to the money symbol "$", and it also establishes the local tyrant temperament of this team simply and straightforwardly. .

In the training room of the VAN-4 branch sat a few players who hadn't gone to rest. Assaulter Ye Yuchen turned off the microphone connected to the game voice, and asked Lu Feng: "My Captain Lu, you are usually so cold, have you ever been so cold?" Ignore passers-by, why are you so gay today?"

Lu Feng stared at the screen and paused for a while.

There was not much frivolity in the game on his face, and the thin and thin arm muscles were nicely lined by his protruding shoulders. After a while, he adjusted the hearing aid on his right ear and tapped the screen: "Because... From the very first sentence he spoke, I felt that he might be the God of Chu——ChuY.”

The entire training room was almost silent for three seconds, Ye Yuchen sighed "Awesome", and said, "No? I liked him a lot back then!"

Zhan Feiyang, the team's paralyzed assistant, was very sensible: "You guys are so naive that you can squeeze out water, ChuY? How long has he been retired?"

The keyboard was crackling, and Lu Yan listened to their discussion, but only looked to the right at Ye Yuchen, and then continued to click the mouse.

——May 2022, 5 The weather is fine Ha Yusumi One of my best friends said that he likes Chushen, and 1 points will be deducted.