Street Fighter Rescue System

Zuo Jia looked at the "paper" under his hands, feeling sullen.

System 258:

——First answer the writer’s question—this is an examination paper.

——In addition, writers please pay attention to your words, surf the Internet in a civilized manner, and put an end to vulgar and obscene language; maintaining network order and building network civilization are our common responsibilities...

"Stop, stop-"

Seeing that the system was going to talk nonsense again, Zuo Jia immediately interrupted, and at the same time asked angrily:

"Of course I know it's a test paper. I mean—"

"What does this mean? Get a paper for me to do! Then score? 60 points for the correct answer - release?"

This system is for fun!It's too LOW!

Although Zuo Jia was a scumbag when he was in school, he had a serious shadow on the exam.But the kung fu of holding Buddha's feet temporarily can be cultivated in time to reach home.

He used to rely on this unique skill to pass through college for four years and successfully obtained a diploma.

It's too childish for the system to bluff him with this.

System 258:

——The question asked by the writer is beyond the scope of power that the system can answer, and the system cannot answer it.

"What do you mean? Do I have to do papers?" Zuo Jia was in a hurry—he hated exams, especially papers, and especially hated doing papers after graduation. He hated it to death.

System 258:

——The question asked by the writer is beyond the scope of power that the system can answer, and the system cannot answer it.

Well, it's this "two to five to eighty thousand" look again.Silently complaining in his heart, Zuo Jia opened the paper, wanting to see what was written on it first.

The title of the test paper is: "Fantasy Kingdom" entrance safety knowledge assessment

What the hell?

"Dreamland" is written by myself.But what the hell is this safety knowledge assessment?

Zuo Jia wrote this novel for four months, among which more than 20 words were updated intermittently. It was written in the Western fantasy genre, such things as gods and demons.

Zuo Jia dared to use all the pen names of his previous "suicide" to swear to the sky, this article has absolutely nothing to do with safety knowledge!

never mind!It's pointless to entangle these, let's answer the questions first.Zuo Jia continued to look down——

One, multiple choice

2 points for each question, 20 points in total. Please choose the correct answer from the four known options A, B, C, and D.

Question [-]: Excuse me, where is the nearest public toilet when you enter Dreamland from the main entrance?

A Walk forward 50 meters on Yanda Road and turn right, the west side of the third intersection.

Go forward 50 meters on B Yanda Road and turn left, the east side of the second intersection.

Walk 100 meters forward on C Yanda Road, south of the Ferris wheel.

D Walk 20 meters forward on Yanda Road, turn left, 50 meters forward, the north side of the roller coaster.

……

Haha, I'm afraid I'm not crazy.look!All hallucinations.

First, he was inexplicably pulled into some kind of ghost system, and the son he had worked so hard to "be pregnant for four months" turned into a mentally handicapped amusement park.Then you have to take the test, otherwise you will not be sent home.

The things that were tested were also extremely strange.

The location of public restrooms in amusement parks.

hehe!Believe it or not, I am so anxious that I will piss on the ground for you!

Why not walk 50 meters on Yanda Road and turn right!The third intersection...

Don't bother!I just let this piss go!Wherever I pee, that's where I am!

Qi returns to Qi, it is impossible to really urinate.

Leaving aside whether the current world is real or not, just talking about the men and women in this room, old and young, it is impossible for Zuo Jia to take off his pants and pee in full view.

It's even more impossible to pee in pants!

In case the system doesn't refresh, it's still me who is disgusting.

Taking a step back, this is just a dream, Zuo Jia hasn't done it since she was three years old when she peed in the dream and woke up to wet the bed.

Cursing, Zuo Jia endured the nausea and continued to read the questions, maybe the second question would be more normal.

Question [-]: What is the age range of the ferris wheel's applicable population?

A...

He shouldn't have any expectations for this damn exam!

After scanning down for a few more times, the test paper was full of nonsensical questions.

Zuo Jia endured the nausea and tidied up:

Like what, how many meters is the highest point of the roller coaster from the ground?

In the bungee jumping event, how many seconds does it take in total from take-off to when the rope is fully stretched?

How many people can the basket of a hot air balloon carry at most?

To sum up, it is the location, function description and precautions of various items in the amusement park.

Fingering his middle finger in his heart, Zuo Jia came to a conclusion:

This is a neurotic with a sick brain, who writes disgusting perverted test papers!

Sulking for a long time, Zuo Jia calmed down and thought.

Why does the system test these things?These have nothing to do with his novels.Except for the new article "Dreamland".Zuo Jia is very sure that there is absolutely no similar content in the articles he deleted before.

Not to mention that he didn't know the answers to these perverted questions at all, even if he knew, Zuo Jia was unwilling to waste precious time answering these meaningless questions.

This place is full of weirdness, I really don't want to stay for a moment, I really want to slap my ass and leave immediately.

But after thinking about it, there is still a 60-point throat lock, and this hurdle that cannot be overcome is in front of us.Zuo Jia's brain was throbbing, the pain was worse than usual for Kawen.

Zuo Jia was puzzled when he saw the men, women and children in the room who shared the same illness as him.These people wouldn't all be "cabbage" who were tricked by the "Street Writer Rescue System", right?

Why are they sitting here for the exam?

Rather than thinking about it yourself, actually find someone to ask.Look around: the windows are on the left, and the front and rear are too far away.

He looked to his right hand again.Sitting there was a young man with a watermelon head and a rough appearance.The young man was frowning and biting his pen in thought.

Just you!

He took out the second greatest stunt "whispering" that he had practiced in the four years of college.Zuo Jia turned sideways and shouted at "Watermelon Head" in a low voice.

"Hey!"

It's a little far away.

The "watermelon head" boy raised his head, looked around in a daze, and finally found Zuo Jia.Then he opened his mouth and let out a silent "Huh?"

Looking at the bewildered little eyes, coupled with the "watermelon head" that is not too rough, the boy looks dumb.Zuo Jia couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"Why are you sitting here for the exam!" Zuo Jia lowered his voice and asked again.

Before the boy could answer, Zuo Jia suddenly felt a pain in his forehead, as if he had been "sniped" by something.

Take a closer look, okay, a chalk head!

Look up for the "sniper" position.

Then I heard a magnetic male voice say: "During the exam, whispering is prohibited!"

Looking for the sound, Zuo Jia saw an elite man in a suit and gold-rimmed glasses standing in front of the classroom.

The elite man also looked at Zuo Jia, frowning with disgust.

Which onion are you?Zuo Jia couldn't help complaining secretly in her heart.

Didn't notice it just now.

Elite men are obviously not candidates.Just look at his haughty look, if it was included in the novel, it would be the standard version of the cannon fodder male supporting role, who was hanged and beaten by the male lead from the beginning to the end, and he couldn't even touch the female lead's hand that type.

What's so embarrassing!Could it be——is he the psychopath who came out of this perverted examination paper?

Just thinking about it, a candidate not far in front of Zuo Jia shouted and stood up:

"Fuck it! I won't take the exam!"

"I'm sick of my brain to take this stupid exam! I love whoever! I won't accompany you!" After finishing speaking, he left the examination room angrily.

When the man passed by the door, the elite man just glanced at him, didn't speak, and didn't hold back.

Zuo Jia gave this person a thumbs up in his heart:

Well said, big brother!You are speaking my heart!

Brother, I also want to go with you, but unfortunately the system won't let me!I can only give you a silent praise here.

good to go!Don't give it away!

Just as Zuo Jia was thinking about it, he heard a ding dong, and the system notification sounded in his ears.

System 258:

——The current score of the writer is "0 points".

——When the number of candidates is detected to decrease, the score of the writer is "-1".

——Not displayed due to negative scores.

——The cumulative score of the writer is "0 points".

——After the scores are broadcast, please continue to work hard!

Zuo Jia:? ? ?

"258! Stop! Explain what's going on!?"

System 258:

——As the writer heard, the writer's current cumulative score is "0 points".

"I didn't ask this, what I mean is, I didn't answer a single question, why would the system deduct my points?"

System 258:

——If the number of candidates decreases, the writer will subtract the corresponding score.

Sooner or later, I will be driven crazy by this broken system: "I'm asking——they don't take the test, why do they want to deduct my points!"

"What do they have to do with me! Why do they have to blame me for handing in blank papers! Do you understand--do you understand--?"

System 258:

——The system understands.

——The question asked by the writer is beyond the scope of power that the system can answer, and the system cannot answer it.

Zuo Jia: ...

Zuo Jia now understands that this broken system can pull out a paper if he curses at himself.When it comes to key issues, it will never reply.

"If I hand in a blank paper now, will you directly judge me as 'disqualified'?"

System 258:

——The question asked by the writer is beyond the scope of power that the system can answer, and the system cannot answer it.

You see, you are right.

Confused, Zuo Jia picked up his exam paper and strode over to the cannon fodder male partner——no!Walk up to the elite man.

He patted the test paper in his hand in front of the elite man, and said loudly, "I want to hand in a blank paper!"

The system does not respond.

The elite man looked at Zuo Jia with a silly look on his face.

Zuo Jia repeated loudly again: "I don't take the exam! I want to hand in a blank paper! I want to leave this classroom!"

The system is still unresponsive.

The elite man looked at Zuo Jia and sighed deeply: "Young master, stop making trouble."

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