After becoming a partner with Zhongya Nakahara, every day is very interesting.

Although Osamu Dazai already knew that when he chose Chuya Nakahara as the blade in his hand, two people with disagreeable tempers would always have many conflicts together, but he underestimated how annoying Chuya Nakahara was. , and thus underestimate the troublesome nature of these contradictions.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, and shouted angrily at the orange-haired young man in front of him, "If you don't come to make trouble for a day, you can't help it, right?!"

"It's you who can't help it, right?" Nakahara Chuya's face was also full of anger, and it was also mixed with some headaches after being woken up in the middle of the night, and he didn't sleep well.

He was wearing pajamas and was standing there with one hand on his hip.In the other hand, he was tightly holding a rope - a very rough hemp rope that had just been untied from the eaves - and there was an unconcealable irritability in his brows and eyes.

"Osamu Dazai, your skin is itchy every day you don't commit suicide, right?!" Nakahara Nakaya pulled his black leather gloved hand violently, and the other end of the hemp rope was tied into a loop and still wrapped around the On Dazai Osamu's neck, Nakahara Chuya pulled it so that Dazai Osamu almost suffocated.

"...Are you sick?" The feeling of the trachea being tightened and loosened all of a sudden made all the air in Dazai's lungs squeezed out. His breathing stagnated suddenly, and then he coughed violently. At the same time, he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth in a dry tone that was about to suffocate, "Is it fun?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted and narrowed his eyes: "It's fun."

In fact, the development of things is very simple and not complicated.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew long ago that this Dazai Osamu is not a good person. To be feared and respected by so many members of the port mafia, Dazai Osamu is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp.

However, he never expected that Dazai Osamu had a well-known hobby—suicide.

When I saw a beautiful woman on the way, I wanted to go up to her and die in love with her. When I saw a river, I wanted to jump into it with ten hands. When I saw a beam, I wanted to hang a hemp rope and strangle myself to death... ...From Chuya Nakahara's point of view, Osamu Dazai seemed to have nothing else in his mind other than suicide.

In fact, other methods of suicide are nothing. Ever since Chuya Nakahara formed a partner with Osamu Dazai, the two have often acted together. The river drowned himself, and Zhongyuan Zhongye was able to grab him by the neck immediately and drag him back.

But hang yourself...it's not that simple.

It's not that Nakahara couldn't stop Osamu Dazai from hanging himself, but it has something to do with the house where the two of them lived.

Ever since the two of them formed a partnership under Mori Ogai's order, the two of them reluctantly lived in the same dormitory.But here lies the problem - the quality of the dormitory in Port Mafia is quite good, and it is comfortable to live in. The only problem is that there is always such a beam on the roof of the double dormitory.

When Nakahara Nakaya moved into the dormitory, he had already had enough of Osamu Dazai's torture of committing suicide from time to time, so when he looked up and saw the beam on the roof, Nakahara Nakaya thought something bad in his heart.

Sure enough, as long as Osamu Dazai returned to the dormitory, he would always think of a way to hang his neck from the beam.

Therefore, Nakahara not only has to prevent Osamu Dazai from committing suicide at all times during the task, but he can't relax even when he returns to the dormitory to rest. Mackerel to be dried to become salted fish.

"Osamu Dazai, how many times have I told you, don't commit suicide in the dormitory!" Nakahara Chuya's expression became a little grim, "I am your partner! Not your nanny! I have no obligation to guard against appearing in my dormitory every day." A dead man!!!"

"Chuya is really annoying." Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes mercilessly, "As my partner, you should support me in committing suicide. You obstruct me every day and you come here and tell me that you are not mine. Nanny, aren't you asking for trouble?"

"...Yes, I'm asking for it." Nakahara took a deep breath, took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth and said, "But Osamu Dazai, you have to understand, now It's three o'clock in the morning, in our dormitory, even if you want to hang yourself, you shouldn't disturb my sleep!"

"There should always be a last word before committing suicide." Osamu Dazai was very confident, "Haven't you always slept soundly like a pig? How did I know you were woken up suddenly today?"

"Also." There was some gloom in his brows and eyes, and the dark and sharp ones almost pierced through Dazai Osamu's brows and eyes, "It's none of your business how I committed suicide? It's Chuya who has always been meddling in my life, meddling My suicide."

Osamu Dazai smiled coldly: "You meddle in your own business, and you blame me for waking you up?"

So he really hates Zhongye the most.

Not only do I hold a kind of naive idea that is almost ridiculous, thinking that even if there are sinister people in this world, I still naively don’t believe that any unexpected things will happen around me, and I carry that disgusting feeling every day. A positive attitude, thinking that everything will get better and better.

Moreover, Nakahara Nakaya himself was naive, but he actually wanted to drag the people around him to be like him, meddling in other people's business all day long, and now he didn't even allow Osamu Dazai to make a last statement before committing suicide.

It's okay to be so positive that it's almost naive. What makes Dazai Osamu Nakahara Chuya the most unbearable is that Nakahara Chuya's attitude is actually serious.

It's not like some people who just yell a good name verbally, but actually spend their lives doing nothing. Nakahara Chuya also has this ridiculously positive attitude in his heart, and his behavior perfectly fits This belief in his heart.

Osamu Dazai hates those hypocritical duplicity people, but he hates people like Nakahara Chuya who seriously believe that hard work will always bring good results.

In this world, it is too ridiculous to have such an idea. Wouldn’t it be even more ridiculous for Zhongya Zhongyuan to put such an idea into action and regard it as a belief?

After all, this world is not so fair. Everyone is a person trapped in the mud. Why is it that only Zhongyuan Zhongye still smiles so firmly even in the mud?

Osamu Dazai untied the rope around his neck, threw it on the ground, looked straight into Nakahara Chuya's eyes, and said coldly, "Chuya, forget about your naivety, and don't hinder me from committing suicide in the future."

Speaking of this, he sneered shortly and hastily: "I want to die, do you still want to stop me? It's ridiculous."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood in place, his sky-blue eyes were rendered by the dark color of the night, revealing a kind of dark blue that was almost brewed into ink, and the dark color swirled inside.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Osamu Dazai smiled coldly as if he had won, turned around and wanted to leave.

However, before he could turn around completely, his collar was suddenly grabbed by Nakahara Chuya.

"What are you doing?!" Osamu Dazai was completely angry now. Not only did he prevent him from committing suicide, but he strangled him with a rope before, but now he is grabbing his collar. Did Nakahara figure it out? Who is the master between the two of them? !

"You're wrong." Chuya Nakahara's voice was deliberately lowered, and the bright voice that belonged to a boy suddenly became a bit dull and dull, "Osamu Dazai, you don't want to commit suicide."

"Ridiculous." Osamu Dazai almost laughed on the spot, "Who do you think you are? How do you know I don't want to commit suicide?"

"Let me guess, it's because you found out that I have never committed suicide once." Without waiting for Chuya Nakahara's answer, Osamu Dazai continued on his own, "It is because of this that I put the kind that almost It's a ridiculous guess that was put in my head. It's only a little slug like you who would say such a stupid and thoughtless thing."

It's just a pity, it's not that he didn't want to commit suicide, but that he couldn't commit suicide successfully.It was as if the heavens were cursing him, no matter what method he used, even if he died in love with others, even if they died, he would still be alive.

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt funny from the bottom of his heart.

He has always hated being poked in a sore spot, and also hated his plan being disrupted.Today Nakahara not only disrupted his plan to hang himself in the middle of the night, but also forcibly poked the wound that was once stabbed by Mori Ogai, but it really accurately provoked the two things he hated the most matter.

"I don't care about you." Dazai Osamu's expression turned cold, "I don't want to waste my time explaining something to someone like you, so let go."

"I won't let it go." Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled slightly, and a kind of emotion called provocation appeared in his eyes for a short time, "What can you do to me?"

"Osamu Dazai, if you really want to die so much, then why did you have to refute and explain so much to me just now?"

"Let me guess." Nakahara Zhong also narrowed his eyes: "The way you behaved before, is not so much a rush to refute me, it's better to say that you were poked into a sore spot by me, right?"

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