fish pond master

System cat: "...Meow meow?"

Hello!you woman!Just now I was telling my daughter not to touch other cats!

The little girl's eyes widened at first, and then tugged at her mother's skirt: "Mom! Don't touch the cat! Huahua will be angry!"

Her mother smiled lightly: "It's okay, mom is an adult, mom can touch it! And look at how cute this cat boss is, he has no hair at all, and his beard is still like instant noodles. It's like making an ion perm. It's so cute." !"

The little girl looked at her mother expectantly: "Then I want to touch my mother too!"

"What if Huahua is angry? He hates you touching other cats."

The little girl thought for a while, and said: "I can wash my hands after touching it! Wash it twice more, get more soap, Huahua will definitely not smell it!"

"The cat boss is so cute! There is no bald hair! Yuyu has never seen such a kitten!"

System cat: "..."

No hair!bare!Not a single hair!Beard and instant noodles!

Every word was like a sharp sword, piercing the system cat. When the mother and daughter finished speaking, the system cat was full of swords like actors in a magic show.

The system cat yelled angrily: "...Meow meow meow!!!!"

Maybe it was because the voice was too angry, which caused a little change of tone, and the people around seemed to be saying, "Touch, touch!"

The people around laughed, and someone said: "The cat agrees! Go and touch it! Ten yuan to touch it, this cat is really expensive!"

Someone else asked: "Is this cat for sale? It's quite spiritual!"

After all, their family is a family that keeps cats. Her mother didn't reach out to touch the system cat rashly. At this moment, it is time to show that it is either curious to sniff the opponent's breath or to back off vigilantly.

System Cat: Do it!Scolding me like this, you still want to touch me!Not rich!

Seeing that the system cat didn’t move, her mother thought that the system cat was a docile, cute and caring little cat, so she licked the cat’s head with her backhand, and the system cat meowed. Just about to bite the other party's hand, the other party sent his fingers to the system cat's jaw again, and the two fingers scratched flexibly.

[Dancing Grass!Don't touch it... It's a bit comfortable...] The system cat's eyes became confused, and the instinct of the body made it chase the opponent's fingers with its chin. The woman saw the system cat squinting and enjoying, and scratched herself with a smile The daughter's hand touched the system cat's head.

The system cat cursed in his heart: [Let me tell you, don't think that you are...well...comfortable! ...you can touch me!I am a dignified system! 】

Shi Yu went to the bathroom and bought two bottles of iced drinks on the way back. He saw his yellow croaker cart surrounded by people. As soon as he walked over, someone stepped aside and said, "The boss is back!"

"This is the boss? Boss, you are back! Your cat is very spiritual! Do you want to sell it?"

"Whether you want to sell it or not—excuse me!" Shi Yu squeezed into the crowd with all his strength, and saw that the system cat looked like he didn't know what day and night it was. My plump and fat belly was touched!

"Ahem!" Shi Yu deliberately coughed twice, the system cat woke up in seconds, turned over and got up, looking at Shi Yu vigilantly.

Shi Yu walked over and touched the cat's head of the system cat, and the mother and daughter laughed embarrassedly, before Shi Yu could speak, they said, "Boss, your cat is quite cute!"

"Thank you! Thank you!" Shi Yu said repeatedly, hugging the system cat into his arms, making it clear that he didn't want to be petted by others anymore.He noticed the bag in the other party's hand, and said again: "Buy fish? Have you weighed it?"

The system cat didn't know why it felt so guilty. It lay down on Shi Yu's arms obediently. After a few seconds, it felt that it couldn't do it. On Shi Yu's neck, his head leaned against his shoulder, like a little lover who hadn't seen each other in 800 years, delicate and clingy.

The woman handed the bag directly to Shi Yu: "I don't think it's accurate, please weigh it again!"

Shi Yu was not polite, and re-weighed: "Chenghui, 90 yuan."

The woman readily paid the money and did not leave, she kept pursing her lips and smiled: "Boss, what's wrong with your cat, where is its fur?"

Shi Yu reached out and patted the system cat hanging around his neck, held its buttocks and sent it to his shoulders, otherwise it would be difficult to do things, so he made up a random reason to fool the other party: "It is naughty at home, I I was painting paste at home yesterday, and it got into the paste bucket while I was not paying attention, and when I found out that it was completely dry, I had to shave it."

The woman comforted: "Fortunately, the cat is fine."

"That's the reason." Shi Yu nodded again and again, and pretended to be very angry and patted the system cat's butt: "Did you hear that, don't be so naughty in the future!"

[Shi Yu, your uncle! 】The system cat cursed and said: 【Who am I doing this for! 】

Shi Yu said indifferently in his heart: [For the fish head soup you want to drink! 】

[emmmmm] The system cat is silent.

The woman chatted casually with Shi Yu about how to raise cats, then smiled and took her daughter home.The onlookers just came to join in the fun, but after the fun, Shiyu found that Shiyu's fish was really good. In a short period of time, Shiyu bought about 20 catties, which is not far from the goal of selling out and going home.

Shi Yu has been busy for a while, and almost ran out of change in his hand, Shi Wang just came back with a camera in his hand, with a contented expression on his face, obviously taking this opportunity to take a lot of pictures material.

After working for a while, the street vendor at the side saw that the two of them had no business at the moment, and started a routine with the two of them. Naturally, it had something to do with Xie Xie: "Why is your cat so obedient? My cat is fierce. It’s like something, and I’m not even allowed to touch it. A while ago, my son naughtyly pulled its tail and was bitten, so I had to take my son to get an injection.”

The system cat lay on Shi Yu's shoulder, glanced lazily at Shi Yu, and snorted coldly with disdain.

Shi Yu said with a smile: "Its personality is like this, clingy and afraid of strangers, it's fine if you get used to it - you have to be pampered and raised, give it good food and drink, naturally it also knows good and bad, and will kiss you .”

The vendor was overjoyed when he heard it, and shook his head: "It's probably not the same as raising cats in our countryside. If you give leftovers to eat, it's over. If you can't afford it, you can't afford it!"

Shi Yu smiled and said, "I'm also from the countryside—the Shijia Village next door, anyway, it eats whatever I eat, and my relationship is quite good."

"That's it, I'll try later to see if I can change my cat's temper." The vendor wanted to say something more, a customer came to his stall, and he hurried to greet him, Shi Wang then took the camera and Shi Yu said: "Brother, look at my photos. Someone scolded my second uncle for digging the abalone too small. I took a picture of them. I'll see what they have to say this time."

Shi Yu didn't make any sound, took out his mobile phone and played the cries over there, and turned to watch Shi Wang's video. After watching Shi Wang's filming of the vegetable market, he didn't feel very enjoyable, so he simply snatched Shi Wang's video. The phone turned on his channels and looked at them one by one.

Shiwang's video, how should I put it... In short, everything is beautiful. Going to the sea early in the morning can be filmed into today's lottery, and staring at the sun and casting a net can be filmed into a lonely boat. I also watched Shiwang's first video. It has only been more than half a year now, and Shiwang's fans have exceeded 20.

Shi Wang didn't feel anything at first, but when he looked at Shi Yu more and more intensely, he became a little embarrassed: "Brother, don't look at it, there is something interesting, isn't it just everyday!"

Shi Yu smiled and said, "Didn't you say you only have two or three thousand fans? Where did the 20 come from?"

Shi Wang had a slight look on his face, touched his head and said, "Isn't it that I went to the island to dig abalone and it exploded, and the one that went to your house to shoot directly gave me 20 followers."

"I can't see it all, right? You kid didn't tell the truth from the beginning, right?" Shi Yu looked at him teasingly, and raised his eyebrows: "You only have two or three thousand fans?"

Shi Wang smiled innocently, and replied, "Twenty to thirty thousand, right? Brother, you remember wrongly, I said twenty to thirty thousand at the beginning!"

Shi Yu didn't pursue it anymore, he probably knew Shi Wang's concerns, but nodded and said: "Didn't you say before that you would share half of the money you made? You don't need to share it, just treat me to a good meal tonight." It's over, or you're gone."

Shi Wang raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "I invite you! I invite you! Bro, let's eat Japanese food for [-] yuan tonight!"

"Go! I can't catch sashimi myself?" Shi Yu scolded with a smile.

"Then French food! Let's go to the head office of French food!"

"That's more or less."

The two brothers decided what to eat for dinner in a few words. Shi Wangwo went to the side to make a phone call to make a reservation. Shi Yu was still guarding the stall. There were too many fish on his stall, and it was afternoon again, so it was not a big deal. During the peak season of the dish, I am afraid that these fish can't be sold out.

Shi Yu glanced at his watch, planning to sell it at three o'clock, and sell the rest to the wharf wholesaler or give it to the neighbors, so as to save so much effort.

It was almost three o'clock, and there were about forty catties of fish left unsold. Seeing that the ice on which the black golden drum was placed was almost melted, Shi Yu planned to close the stall and go home to take a bath, and then go with Shi Wang After eating, Shi Wang found out that there was nothing wrong with him, so he helped them clean up.

"Hey wait! Don't close the stall, don't close the stall!" Suddenly someone shouted.

Shi Wang and Shi Yu raised their eyes when they heard the sound, and saw a middle-aged man with a big belly and a white dress with gold trim leading three or four young men who were dressed similarly to him, trotting over all the way. He stopped in front of the stall, and a young man at the side handed him a towel. He took it and wiped his sweat, and then said: "I heard from my friend that you have a black gold drum here? Have you sold it? "

Shi Yu didn't think so much, so he replied casually: "Heijingu? We don't sell it, and we plan to take it back and eat it."

Shi Wang originally wanted to stop Shi Yu, but he was not as quick-spoken as Shi Yu, so he had to add later: "It's dead, not alive, and its appearance is not good."

In fact, the appearance of the black gold drums that Yu hit was not bad at that time. Except for the first arrow that directly killed the opponent, the other ones were relatively crooked, most of them still had a tone, and one was because it was hung at the time. The fins have passed, and now it looks quite alive and kicking.

"Hey? Is it dead? Can you show it to me? It's okay to die! The price is guaranteed to satisfy you!" The middle-aged man showed a simple and honest smile and explained: "I am the head chef of the Crown Hotel. The surname is Zhou—oh, these are my apprentices, not the gangsters, don’t get me wrong!...We have two important guests to entertain at night, but the black gold drum bought in the store in the morning is really bad, I don’t know you guys Come over here in a hurry! Haoxuan caught up! It’s also urgent, the two brothers help!”

When he saw that Yu's eyes didn't move, he quickly added another sentence: "As long as it is more than two catties, and the appearance is passable, I will accept the dead one! If you die, you will be five hundred per catty, but if you live, you will be one thousand per catty! Two brothers What do you think?"

Shiyu has never sold fish. Basically, the good fish he catches is either eaten by himself or given to relatives and friends. The only two times he sells are the European Emperor buffs given when he upgrades, but they are all solved by his brother Shiyu. I really don't know what the market price of some fish is.

Shi Wang is familiar with the way, he twitched his brows, and asked, "Is it the crown of the French restaurant?"

"That's right! That's the one!" Cook Zhou responded quickly.

Shi Wang and Shi Yu said: "Coincidentally, this is the one I just ordered. Their foie gras was delicious last time. I also ordered today. Let's try it tonight!" "

Shi Yu was also quite interested: "It's such a coincidence, then I want to try it out. The black golden drum is probably pan-fried fish steak. Have you ever eaten it?"

"It wasn't in the set menu last time, but this time I chose a fish steak."

Chef Zhou heard that there was something interesting, and to be honest, he had seen countless people, but the two young people in front of him really couldn't see through it. Looking at their clothes, they couldn't tell anything. They were very ordinary Taobao items—— Don't ask, the question is that his apprentice bought a dozen of twelve pieces for a change of clothes a while ago, and he happened to collide with one of the young men.

The two of them obviously set up a stall here to sell fish, but he raised a price that was twice as high as the market price, but the two of them didn't seem to care, their eyes didn't move, they just talked about them calmly What's good about the restaurant.He could see that the two of them really didn't care, not fake.

This kind of young man who doesn't care about money is the most difficult thing to deal with. I'm afraid that if he is determined not to sell it, then he really won't be able to get it. However, he is in a hurry to buy it. If he can't buy it, the chef will definitely be responsible. .

Thinking of this, Chef Zhou couldn't help but glared at an apprentice behind him. The apprentice lowered his head in shame. He pulled Chef Zhou's clothes and said, "Master, why don't you forget it? I'll take it upon myself to ask later." .”

"Go, go! What are you doing! Am I your master or are you my master? I have said since the day you became my apprentice that if you do well, the master has a radiant face. If you do not do well, you are the master." You didn’t teach well! Do you think you’ll be fine if you say you’re solely responsible for me? Fart! Get the hell out of here! Looking back, I won’t settle accounts with you!”

The young man put down his hand embarrassingly, and one of his senior brothers patted him on the shoulder, and said in a low voice, "It's okay, just pay attention next time—but you probably have to cut [-] radishes when you go back, and the master can let you go again." Go to the stove."

Shi Yu and Shi Wang listened carefully, Shi Yu didn't know why he was soft-hearted, probably because there are too few responsible people now, he doesn't have to give the fish to his neighbors, he will buy some milk and eggs later The same is true for oil and other things: "Forget it, over there, take a look!"

Chef Zhou was overjoyed, Shi Wang muttered "I knew it", and dragged out a storage box filled with ice from the car. There is a hole in the best piece of meat on the belly of the fish in the middle, which looks like it was shot by a spear gun. There are white marks on the skin around the fish, which should be left when the fish struggled after being shot.

This is difficult to handle. The dishes they cook are just such a piece of meat. If this piece of meat is ruined, there is really nothing to do. But the words have been spoken, and it is hard for Zhou to say no. I just hesitated. , I saw Shi Yu turned around and brought over another bucket with an oxygen machine.

Chef Zhou's heart skipped a beat, and he looked down, and sure enough, there were three or four black gold drums weighing at least three catties inside, all of which were in good condition, and the holes were all on the tail and fins of the fish, which were originally meant to be discarded. .

He was immediately overjoyed: "Both brothers, I've covered all of these, and it's just that price! Can I add an extra 500 yuan to you?"

Shi Yu waved his hand and said, "Give as much as you want."

"I want it!" Cook Zhou stretched out his hand and shook a black gold drum, boasting: "This is a lot of weight!"

"Have you seen it? You have to choose this kind of fish when you buy fish in the future...the one that is alive and kicking in your hand! Press your hand! The fins are so hard!" Cook Zhou explained the main points of buying fish to the apprentices behind him, and suddenly paused. After a while, he pointed to the bucket beside him and said, "Go, each of you will pick one! The one you pick will be with me tonight!"

"Yes, master!" A few apprentices came forward, thinking about picking out one each, and while counting the money for Shiwang Shiyu, Chef Zhou said: "You can also count the ones picked by those brats. I want it too! Just give them 3 minutes, and I'll give them a test."

After finishing speaking, he yelled at his apprentices again: "Hurry up! Three minutes! Those who can't make it up will be doing odd jobs!"

When his disciples heard this, they quickly speeded up. Cook Zhou got them all in a matter of seconds. He had a good idea of ​​the abilities of each disciple, and he was satisfied with the selection of the most unsatisfactory disciples. Nodded: "Not bad!"

His second apprentice asked the youngest junior in a low voice: "You did a good job this time! This appearance is not bad! This time the master will look at it, and it is not good for you to cheat for me..."

The little apprentice also replied in a low voice: "I'm too picky, just pick randomly, this time I'm lucky!"

Cook Zhou had paid the money up front, but for some reason, he heard the little apprentice's words, so he took a look at the big water bucket next to him, and was startled when he saw it—although City H is a coastal city, most of them The catches will be taken away by the seaside, and then sold to big shops in a unified way. Only a few fishermen will come out to sell fish by themselves.

Things seem simple, but in fact they are not that simple.Now the breeding technology is becoming more and more mature, and many species that could not be farmed in the past have become able to be farmed. Some unscrupulous bosses have collected pure wild goods. As long as the quantity is large enough, they will turn around and pour a barrel and a half barrel into it The taste of wild fish - the taste of wild fish and farmed fish is very different in the eyes of these veterans, whether it is farmed or wild, you can tell it with one bite.

Some unscrupulous merchants even sell a bucket of fish, only two or three of which are really wild, and the rest are shoddy. His apprentice is just like that this morning.

This kind of shop like them does high-end products and sells them at the same level.To offend my colleagues, as long as the taste is not hundreds of times better than the wild ones, then I can buy wild ones. What I want is a store in my own shop that is not available in other stores, and what I eat is a rare and special one. !

He just came over to take a look at the big bucket and guessed how many fish there were in it. He also saw that there were only a single variety in it. He probably bought farmed fish wholesale from some fish pond, but the fish his apprentices brought out were all wild. !Upon closer inspection, these buckets of fish are actually wild!There is no farming at all!

He looked at Shi Yu cautiously, and he also saw that this was the decision. He asked, "Brother, are you selling all these fish?"

Shi Wang said, "Sell it, do you want to cover everything?"

"That's right, I want to cover everything." Cook Zhou said.

Shi Yu explained smoothly: "These fish have been caught for more than three hours, and they are not so lively."

Cook Zhou said repeatedly: "It's okay, I'll take care of it! How much is it, give me the number! If I want to pay back a dollar, I won't be named Zhou!"

That's good.

Selling these buckets of fish was originally his goal, and now it is not bad to be wrapped up by someone by accident, it saves trouble and worry, Shi Yu nodded at Shi Wang, and the two took the copy in the car. The net smashed all the fish into the basket, and finally weighed 48 catties. Shi Yu paid a [-]% discount to the retail price that Shi Wang had just mentioned and gave it to Chef Zhou.

Cook Zhou knew the price was wrong when he heard the price, but he didn't counter the price. When transferring the money, he transferred it to Shi Yu and the others according to the market price, and said, "This is for the restaurant, we don't need to pay for it." Yes, the two brothers don't need to save money for me!"

"Let's add a friend! In the future, if you have such a fish, just tell me, I will let my apprentice come to the pier to wait for the two brothers' boat!" Cook Zhou is also very straightforward in doing things, and after getting the consent, he and Shiyu, Shi Wang made friends, and happily brought his apprentices home with a full load.

Shi Yu and Shi Wang had nothing to do, they looked at each other, and then looked at the empty BMW yellow croaker, Shi Yu patted Shi Wang on the shoulder first: "Okay, get in the car, go home Take a shower, then go eat!"

"Decree!" Shi Wang replied loudly, packed up his things and climbed into the driver's seat, Shi Yu still sat in the back, and couldn't care less about the fishy smell of the car.

Shiyu made nearly ten thousand dollars in this wave, and it would be a lie to say he was unhappy, after all, it was his legitimate labor achievement. Without a word, he turned a third of Shiwang over, patted the railing and said: "Here, I've called you the service fee!"

Shi Wang laughed and said, "Brother, how much did you call me? Let me tell you, the rules of the world, half of the meeting is divided! If it is less than half, I will not do it!"

"What do you want?" Shi Yu also said.

"If you don't give half of it, I'll throw you down when you turn a corner! Go back by yourself!"

"Fuck! Bite him—!"

"Meow--!"

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