fish pond master

Shi Yu's face was pale, and there was a tinge of red on the cheeks of the diving goggles, which was the aftereffect of the beating heart.

If it weren't for the killer whale being raised by himself, he thought he could beat it back to make fish head soup!

Seeing that Shiyu was not moving, the killer whale opened its mouth and wanted to rub against Shiyu, but the great white shark was about to fall into the sea, and it quickly bit it again, looking at Shiyu aggrieved. [Humans, what's wrong with you?Are you unhappy?This shark is almost coming to this sea area!We killed it!Woo!Why are you not happy! ]

Several other killer whales appeared out of nowhere, shouting in a hurry: [Humans must have been frightened, right? ]

[It should be because I am happy and stupid!Great white sharks can trade a lot of fish with them! ]

Of course, this great white shark is not a small killer whale that just came down from the front of a fish, and it is impossible to see how hard it is to hold it.They have followed him quietly since Shi Yu went out to sea, for fear that he would encounter any danger.

Shi Yu probably figured out that this island is a safe haven, and the fishes are certainly not stupid. Naturally, some predators will follow the smell, such as this great white shark.

They followed behind Shi Yu, and naturally intercepted a great white shark that crashed into the group of killer whales.

I have to say that in society, I, Brother Hu, don't talk harshly.As the largest, most well-organized and most thoughtful terrorists on the seabed, the killer whales chased and intercepted them without saying a word, but because the great white shark was too big, they also took a lot of effort, and one killer whale was honorably injured up.

The gloriously wounded killer whale had already returned to Yu's family to recuperate, accompanied by her sister.

A killer whale pushed Shi Yu from behind, and then put his big face into Shi Yu's arms intimately, and rubbed against him in a soothing and coquettish way: "Wooooooooooooh!"

[Humans, what's wrong with you, come and play with us! ]

[Climb for me!Humans are hunting!Don't make trouble! ] Another more mature killer whale track.

The little killer whale still had the shark's fin in its mouth, and said vaguely: "This shark is enough to eat!"Who knew humans ate sharks? ]

A killer whale said contemptuously: [Shark meat is not tasty, humans must not eat it like us. ]

[Okay then, let's give the shark's liver to humans!That is delicious! ]

This idea was unanimously approved by the killer whales, so the great white shark made a big hole in its stomach within a few breaths, and a killer whale stepped forward and sent the shark's heart and liver together with a large bunch of bloody intestines to the time. Next to Yu's face, if Shi Yu hides quickly, he will directly press his face.

[Hey, you humans are so spoiled!I've already delivered the food to your mouth, why don't you eat it?This is delicious! ]

[Eat it, eat it! ] The killer whale relentlessly smeared the blood on Shi Yu's face, but Shi Yu kept dodging, and finally couldn't take it anymore, kicked his feet and began to float up, and the killer whales also floated up together .

As soon as Shi Yu climbed onto the boat, a mosaic-sized thing flew out of the water and landed on his head with incomparable precision. His intestines snaked from his ears to his shoulders. The washed blood flowed down from the top of his head.

Damn, these cubs really can't be raised anymore!

Shi Yu pulled the internal organs on his head dumbfoundingly, and at the same time he had to suppress his anger—this was the same as how my kitten worked so hard to catch the mouse back for you, a useless master, and put it in the house. On your pillow, as soon as you open your eyes, you can see the black bean eyes of the mouse, and you have to cry to accept it and praise it.

If you don't praise it, it will think that you are not satisfied with the prey it caught, and next time it will get you a bigger one!Or get you another species, such as frogs, cockroaches, snakes and so on.

Three or four killer whales came out of the water and looked at Shi Yu eagerly, their faces almost said 'You should eat quickly!You little trash! ' up.

Shi Yu managed to get the ball off his head, bent down and tore off the foam board, and took out the fishing net bag tied underneath, revealing a net full of catches.He laughed worse than crying, suppressed the bloody smell on his body, and comforted him softly: "I don't want to eat, I have food, you can eat."

In the eyes of killer whales, there is probably nothing more delicious than the offal of other fish. They can give the offal to Shiyu, so they really like Shiyu very much.

But Shi Yu was not moved at all.

One of the killer whales yelled: "Woo--whee--!"

The other end also called twice. Following the brief communication between the killer whales, all the killer whales felt that humans were being polite to them.

[Hey humans, stop making trouble!This is still hot!eat quickly!We won't laugh at you for being so good at catching sea urchins! ]

[That's right, those few fish are enough, I think it's cumbersome to stuff them between my teeth, and there's nothing delicious about them with many spines and little meat!Eat this!We really managed to catch it! ]

[Eat, eat, eat!After eating, we can catch more! ]

After the friendly (?) translation of the octopus during this period, Shi Yu can probably discern what the syllables of the killer whales probably mean. For example, "huchi" generally means cursing, and the syllable "wu" It is used more often, but most of them still represent curses.

He looked at the strange loving expression on the killer whale's face, and suspected that they might have regarded him as their cub.

"I really don't want to eat this..." Shi Yu bent down, pulled the nearest killer whale to open his mouth, and stuffed part of the internal organs into its mouth: "Thank you, but I really don't want to eat this! "

The rest he jumped into the sea and fed the killer whales one by one. The killer whales chewed on the internal organs of the sharks and muttered: "Humans are really difficult to raise!" ]

[that is!We will work harder in the future!But I didn't expect that human beings don't eat shark internal organs. It's really hard to raise. ]

[Don't humans really like sperm whales?Let's do that next time! ]

[I think maybe the human recipe is closer to the siren?Are we going to catch big yellow croakers next time? !No way, that thing trots and runs fast, and it's rare!Super difficult! ]

Shi Yu rubbed the hair on his head in the sea, looked at the grinning system cat on the boat, his heart arose, and he pretended to be okay and said: [Bi Bie, throw down the shower gel in my box for me!Die, I smell blood all over my body and head. 】

Shiyu's body wash is a type often bought by fishermen at the seaside. It is the kind that does no harm to the ocean. Of course, the cleaning power is not that high, but it can be used for urgent needs.

[Oh, it's done. 】The system cat took the body wash and threw it into the sea, and the whole cat shrank a little bit more into the boat, it couldn't be fooled by Shiyu at all!It looked at Shi Yu with a look of anger on his face, and smiled happily: 【Old Goubi, if you want to drag me into the water, it's impossible! 】

[Who do you call Old Goubi? ! 】 Shi Yu asked back.

The system cat laughed mischievously and said: [Whoever is going to drag me into the water is the one!Shi Yu, why are you so angry?I didn't mention you, so don't sit on the right number! 】

Shi Yu was so angry that he rolled his eyes and choked in his throat, but he still took the shower gel and rubbed himself first, since no one was around anyway, and it was okay if he took off all his clothes.

Hair was the hardest hit, and Shi Yu felt better after three strokes.

After such a pass, Shi Yu was not happy to go into the water to make lobsters again. He got on the boat and planned to scare the killer whales back home, so he went ashore and took a bath twice. The killer whales were still obedient. The whistle sounded, thinking that Shi Yu was going home, so he honestly acted as a pioneer and went home first.

Only now is Shi Yu free to collect the nets—it’s not that he doesn’t want to take the orcas to collect the nets. Today’s ocean currents are too chaotic, and he casts the nets as he pleases. That's great, it's nothing, it's Feiwang.

It took Shi Yu half an hour to put all those nets away. One of them was hung on the reef at the bottom of the sea, and it was really impossible to drag it up. Cut the net with scissors and bring it up. Only half of a good net is left.

However, this is also a common phenomenon among fishermen, and it is a loss within the plan.

Most of the remaining nets had good results. The group of golden drum eels that Shi Yu just hunted can be regarded as extinct, and the rest are estimated to be staying on his net. There are also some common black snapper and yellow snapper, Tsing Yi Thick Lips and the like, palm-sized spotted prawns caught four to five catties, and some blue crabs were also mixed in. Adding in the fish that Shi Yu himself caught before, the total attack might be a hundred catties.

This is too much, Shi Yu is planning these catches while sailing to the port: keep the shrimps for himself to eat, and save the black gold drums to send to the elders and neighbors when he is away. The neighbors will help him during his absence. Looking at the house, it would be unreasonable not to send something.

You can also eat the ones with shells, such as blue crabs. Today’s blue crabs are not bad, and each one weighs [-] to [-] catty. You can eat four or five of them in one meal. Take some sea urchins and abalones. The miscellaneous snails are also kept for eating, and the leftover fish... seems to have to be sold.

Didn't I think it was a bit strange not to sell catches before, so this time is just right.

Thinking of this, he didn't plan to go through Shijie again. I'm afraid there won't be any fishing guys coming in this weather. The things he caught were not money-making things, and they probably didn't like them.

Generally, fishermen have an acquainted buying boss. When the fish arrives on the shore, they are dragged directly to other people’s shops. At that time, the boss will pay the fishermen according to the records at the end of the month, which is similar to part-time work—but usually It is said that the purchase price of the boss of this kind of buying shop is relatively low. If you encounter a black heart, you will even be short on this basis, but the advantage is that it is convenient and fast. stall.

When I arrived at the port today, I found that the port was full of boats. Everyone knew that there was a big typhoon coming, so they all drove the boats to the port to shelter from the wind. Unlike usual, they just listened to the east and west.

On the way here, Shi Yu called Shi Wang and asked Shi Wang to drive over his BMW yellow croaker parked on another seaside. When Shi Wang heard that he was going to sell fish, he brought a camera without saying a word. Just came here.

Shi Yu paid the berthing fee at the port, and Shi Wang was playing games not far away, when he saw Shi Yu out of the corner of his eye, he drove the BMW yellow croaker over. "Shiyu—! Here—!"

Shi Yu raised his hand and waved at him, and when he arrived, he urged: "Come up and help unload the goods, hurry up!"

"Come on, brother, let me take a vlog first!" Shi Wang took the camera and stared at Shi Yu's live cabin for a while, and Shi Yu said angrily, "Go down if you don't help me! Don't make trouble for me! "

"OKOK! Here we come!" Shi Wang put down the camera with a smile, and hurriedly helped Shi Yu to lift all the fish in the live cabin into the high bucket beside him.While fishing, he realized that only the tip of the iceberg was captured in his vlog, and the remaining fish were enough to fill up the high bucket that could hold at least 50 catties of fish.

He was a little speechless: "Wow, brother, why did you do so much? Where did you do it?"

"Isn't this a typhoon day? I went to the island where you took me to dig abalone last time." Shi Yu turned the full bucket aside, dragged another empty bucket over, and used the small bucket to fetch some water in the sea , Throw on the oxygen machine, and then continue to catch fish.

Before the typhoon came, although the wind was strong, the air pressure was low, and the wind was not cool at all, and it was stuffy and humid. Shi Yu was sweating all over his body after being busy for such a short time.Shi Wang is naturally unavoidable, he grew up by the sea, and Shi Yu, a half-baby, didn't complain, so it's impossible for him to complain.

With Shi Wang's help, Shi Yu managed to get all the fish out within 10 minutes. The two of them asked the fishermen nearby to borrow a small cart, and then transported the two tall buckets to the BMW yellow croaker.

After Shi Wang finished his work, he saw the system cat stretched out from the corner Gada of the boat, and exclaimed in surprise: "Yo, Xixi is also here?"

The system cat gave him a noble and glamorous look, and his general understanding was: You are mentally retarded.

Although Shi Wang had a fight with Xixi before, in his mind he was still very close to the system cat, so he immediately took the system cat into his arms regardless of whether the system cat was happy or not. The system cat's protest was invalid , When Shi Yu came back, he saw the system cat frantically slapping Shi Wang with his paw in Shi Wang's arms.

He stepped forward and grabbed the back of the system cat's neck, slipped it into his arms, and then looked at Shi Wang, who blushed: "Are you okay? It's more fierce, and I don't like people touching it."

Shi Wang originally planned to fight the system cat again, but when Yu, the owner, came back, he had to look at the owner to beat the cat, so he had to give up and started to file a complaint: "Brother, it hit me!"

"It's normal to hit you." Old God Shi Yu sat behind the BMW yellow croaker. There are only two seats in front of the BMW yellow croaker, and they are relatively small. On a hot day, he is not interested in sitting with Shi Wang crowded , simply sat in the back: "I am often beaten by it too."

The system cat nestled beside him, dissatisfied and said in Shi Yu's mind: [When did I hit you, how can you defile someone's innocence out of thin air? 】

【you are human? 】 Shi Yu asked back.

[No...that won't work either! 】The system cat stepped on Shi Yu's thigh with one paw, and stared at him covetously, which meant that no matter how nonsense Shi Yu talked, he would be slapped in the face.

Shi Yu patted its neck comfortingly, and it lay down again.

Seeing this, Shi Wang also got into the car, and drove Shi Yu to the local vegetable market very consciously: "Then why don't you beat him? Let me tell you that cats can't get used to them, the more they get used to them, the more tempered they will become!"

"Just get used to it." Shi Yu said to the system cat with his mouth: Did you hear that?Let me not spoil you!

The system cat let out a sigh: How dare you?

"Hey, two more beatings will make you sensible." Shi Wang said to himself, without noticing the bloody wind in the back seat.

"Understood, hit me when I get home!" Shi Yu replied with a smile.

"That's right..." Before Shi Wang finished speaking, the system cat pounced on him with a whoosh. If it wasn't for Shi Yu's quick grasp, the whole cat would have hugged the back of Shi Wang's head. Even so, the system cat would still Stretching out his claws, he looked like Shiwang would not give up until he was beaten to death: [Damn it!let me go!See if I don't kill him! 】

[How dare you trick you into hitting me!He's tired of living, isn't he!hold head high! 】

"Calm down! Calm down! Be good, don't hit or hit." Shi Yu hugged it tightly, lest it really go up and hold Shi Wang down for a while - after all, no one can afford to be able to become a 24 Isn't it the kitten of the Gundam of the floating cannon?

Shi Wang took a moment to look back, and said wow: "Brother! Why is Xixi so fierce! It's a bit smart, and it actually knows that I want you to beat it twice."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, besides, I really can't hold back." Shi Yu replied with a light smile: "Drive honestly, the fish probably won't last long in this weather, you drive faster."

"understood."

***

Unfortunately, Shi Wang and Shi Yu went there, and the stalls in the vegetable market in the small county town were all taken up by others, so the two of them found an open space at the entrance of the vegetable market to set up a stall, and Shi Yu came out to set up a stall after more than ten years For a while, I really didn't know what to do, so I just sat there, hesitating whether to use a loudspeaker to call customers.

He was still thinking about it, so Shi Wang tapped his phone, and a loud broadcast suddenly appeared on his phone: "Yellow snapper, black snapper, golden drum eel, all fresh! Don't miss it when you pass by! Fished on the day, Guaranteed to be wild, if it is not wild, you will pay ten for every fake!"

This audio was obviously just recorded by Shiwang. Although the volume of the phone is not as strong as the loudspeaker amplification effect, it is just right. As long as you walk near Shiyu's booth, you can hear the sound of selling. Not to mention, the effect is still good. Good.

Soon the first customer came. It was a middle-aged man in his fifties. He spoke the local dialect and asked, "You two young people go down and do it? You're quite flexible! How much?" A catty?!"

Shi Wang said fluently: "It's all done by my cousin! It's amazing, right? They're all alive! Yellow snapper is 55, black snapper is 65, and golden drum eel is 50 a catty! Don't think it's a bit expensive, they're all freshly made ,wild!"

The man looked again, and found that the fish were indeed fresh, and they looked like they had just been caught. He looked at it for a while, and then caught a glimpse of another small basin. There was no oxygen machine in it. Bing, he pointed and asked, "Where is this dead one?"

Shi Wang looked over and saw that pot was made by Shi Xie Xiahai. Although it was dead, it was quite big, so he replied: "That one is also 50 catties. Don't look at it dead, my old cousin They went down with a spear gun and picked all the big ones!"

"It's so expensive! Make it cheaper, I want two of your 40 catties!" the old man said again.

Shi Yu was a little moved, but Shi Wang secretly squeezed his eyes at him, waved his hands and said, "No way, take a look at this quality, this quality is at least 60 years old even if you go inside, you will die." One catty, my old cousin rarely comes here, don't bully him because he doesn't understand the market price!"

The old man seemed hesitant when he heard this, but when he saw the diving suit hanging to dry on the shed of the yellow croaker, he nodded and said, "Okay, 50 is 50, two of them! Get me a bigger one! There are a lot of golden drums and meat." It's delicious!"

Shi Wang took a plastic bag and filled two for someone. The old man was also relieved. He felt that there was no difference in the weight, so he paid and left.

After receiving the money, Shi Wang turned around and said, "That's the price for this fish! Brother, don't let go if you bite to death!"

"Success." Shi Yu replied, "You will be responsible for the sale, and we will get fifty-fifty of the money later."

Shi Wang smiled immediately, and then he made two more deals. He didn't have enough change, so he smiled and said to Shi Yu: "Brother, wait for me, I'll go to the next door to change some change, and then I can go to the other side to get some change." Two payment codes, otherwise it would be too troublesome."

"Okay, let's go." Shi Yu replied, and sometimes Wang saved a lot of effort by him, so he nodded quickly and answered, took his mobile phone and said, "I'll transfer the money to you, how much do you want?"

"It's enough for me to transfer three hundred, it's almost enough." Shi Wang left after he finished speaking, and Shi Yu had to squat on the stall by himself. The replay began to play with the mobile phone.

After a while, Shi Yu wanted to go to the bathroom. He looked around and saw that Shi Wang hadn't come back, so he had to get rid of it and gave it to the system cat: "Xi Xi, look at the stall, and I'll be back as soon as I go to the bathroom."

System Cat: [Understood!I won't let you be short of money! 】

As soon as Shi Yu left, the system cat immediately occupied his seat and looked at the crowd with a serious face. Shi Yu's mobile phone was still pressed under its paws, which instead attracted many customers.

"Mom, mom! There's a cat over there!" A little girl took her mother's hand and said, "It's so interesting!"

As she said that, the little girl was about to go up to pet the system cat, her mother stopped her at the right time, and shouted: "How many times have I told you, don't touch the wild cats on the side of the road, Huahua will be angry when you go home... Hey, this fish is not bad ah!"

Her mother looked around and saw that there was no one in the stall, and the person who also set up a stall on the side smiled and said, "The boss here has gone to the toilet."

"Oh, then I'll pick it first!" Her mother replied, this kind of situation is quite common in the vegetable market, people have three urgencies, understand and understand.Instead, she picked it up at Shiyu's stall, and very consciously took two plastic bags and packed a thick-lipped fish and a black snapper. Seeing the cat looking at her seriously, she smiled and said : "How much is it, Boss Cat?"

Xixi pushed the phone out with a slap, and saw that the price of all kinds of fish was clearly written on the notepad, and he even wrote a note saying that he paid for it.Of course, this notepad was made by the system cat. It would be nice if Shi Yu could remember to give it his phone before he left.

She rummaged through her wallet, and couldn't help teasing the system cat: "I don't have enough change! What if I have ten yuan more?"

"Why don't you do this, Boss Mao, let me touch my ten yuan and then I don't want it!"

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