fish pond master

Shi Yu's whole body was covered with the words 'you are fucking kidding me'.

If a hammer were to hit Shi Yu's body now, Shi Yu would probably split open on the spot.

He said slowly, "Let me think about it again...?"

Shi Yu felt that if he categorically refused now, he might not be able to see the sun of tomorrow—in various senses.

The siren's lips moved, and Shi Yu quickly covered his mouth: "Don't talk! Let me think about it! If you open your mouth, it will easily cause a hypnotic effect, which is too much!"

This is not just nonsense, the old man opens his mouth, it is indiscriminate AOE, but he is almost used to it now, sometimes he feels dizzy, he wants to nod whatever the old man says.

Maybe it's because I usually follow the uncle's relationship too much.

The siren held Shi Yu's hand, kissed his fingertips, and said in a low voice: [I haven't intentionally controlled you for a long time. ]

[I know...you don't like me talking. ] Its sound was like smoke and mist, penetrating into Shi Yu's eardrums all-pervasively.

Shi Yu's eyelids twitched, and he subconsciously explained: "Who said I don't love you and listen to you?"

The siren looked at Shi Yu's hand that was still covering its mouth just now, and the hand was still under its control.

Shi Yu also looked at the hand that was trying to shut the uncle's mouth just now, and it was still held in his palm.

The atmosphere suddenly became extremely awkward.

Shi Yu silently withdrew his hand.

[Um. ] The siren replied lightly, without hesitation, inserted his fingers along Shiyu's hair and combed it again and again, Shiyu's hairs stood on end, and his mouth started to run the train: " I haven't washed my hair for three days."

Siren's fingers didn't stop at all, even pressed on a certain part of Shi Yu's scalp, a well-timed soreness rushed straight to Shi Yu's forehead, making Shi Yu squint his eyes comfortably, and heard that Siren Ren responded: "Oh. ]

With this sound, Siren's fingers suddenly exerted some force, pressing Shi Yu into his arms.

Shi Yu was caught off guard and buried in the siren's neck, and the delicate and delicate collarbone was tightly pressed under his chin, which abruptly showed its presence.

Siren has a very familiar smell of body wash, and I didn't feel unaccustomed to it when approached so suddenly, or the air would become thinner once it was ambiguous with the novel - isn't this nonsense!He bought the shower gel for the whole family!

He also took the bath for the uncle!

He dared to say a word, which corner of the uncle's body has he not touched? !He even turned up and washed the underside of the scales!

Shi Yu tried to push it, but when he didn't push it away, he heard the siren say: "Go to sleep." ]

Maybe the siren used his ability, or maybe Shiyu was sleepy, his tense spirit was like a balloon with its inflation port opened at this moment, relaxing in a soothing and comfortable way, sinking I fell asleep.

The mermaid's fingers ran along his back to comfort him again and again, dispelling the worry between his brows.

Let him think about it slowly.

……

Waking up the next day, Shi Yu was terrified when he opened his eyes.

Lying in front of him is Shi Wang, who is lying on the mattress and playing with his mobile phone.

He turned his head subconsciously, and saw Shi Jie lying behind him, who was also playing with his mobile phone.

Shi Yu: ...? ? ?

His actions caught the attention of Shi Wang and Shi Xie, and Shi Wang greeted him friendly: "Yo, bro, are you awake?"

Shi Xie said leisurely: "This bathtub is pretty good, and quite comfortable."

Shiyu's pupils trembled, and he sat up suddenly, looking around—that's right, it's his house, it's the small pavilion where the uncle lives!It's a scallop bed!Why are Shi Xie and Shi Wang lying here?

In the future, the uncle will be angry if he knows someone is lying on its bed, right?It's over, it's over, I can't have this bed!

The system cat was lying on the only place in the small pavilion where it could get some sunlight, its belly turned upside down, and its whole body was so fluffy by the sun that it looked like a soft doll.It looked very leisurely. It swept its tail rhythmically on the floor and said: [Don't look, the uncle said he was going out in the morning and left. It didn't take long, it was only over an hour-I called you, but I didn't Wake up, you sleep like a dead pig. 】

[I said you didn't do anything with the uncle yesterday?Why are you so tired? ] The system cat was directly muted in the second half of yesterday, but the uncle did not hinder its right to know: [Hey, let me tell you, you must never promise the uncle, I am not dead yet!It can be a concubine at most! 】

"Morning, why are you two here?" Shi Yu stretched his waist, and reached out to check his mobile phone on the floor beside him, and saw that it was past eleven o'clock in the morning.

【Are you going to discuss with the uncle yourself? 】When Shi Yu thought that the uncle would actually confess to him yesterday, he felt his scalp tingling and flustered, and even suspected that it might be a dream: 【I think I'm almost gone—how about you find it quickly? Where is the heart of the ocean, let's graduate first?It's over if something unexpected happens later. 】

【Master won’t be so cruel... At most, I’ll lock you up in the deep sea. 】

[Not to mention other things, without WIFI, power supply and computer, I don't think I should live long. 】

[Don't worry, you may not have time to play these by then. 】The system cat is very vile and embodies the four big characters of adding insult to injury very appropriately, but it can add insult to injury without pain, mainly because it thinks that Shi Yu will not be with the uncle.

After all, not all human beings have the courage to HE with people who kill themselves twice.

"Come here to give you something." Shi Jie replied.

Shi Wang's answer was more straightforward: "I'm here to give you money—brother, are you feeling unwell? Just now the two of us came over and called you for a long time and didn't wake you up. If Brother Xie said you were sleeping, I would have thought sent you to the hospital."

Shi Yu got up from the bed, regardless of the fact that he was still wet, he grabbed a coat from the side and put it on: "Come on, don't lie here, go in and change your clothes before talking—it's very comfortable to sleep here. Well, it's just a bit cold and my bones hurt."

He deliberately punched his legs twice to signal that he wasn't lying.

"You go, let's enjoy it for a while." Shi Wang said with a smile: "Why didn't you find out before, where did you buy such a big imitation shell bed? It's quite expensive, right? Give me the address later, I will I want to buy one too."

Shi Jie said lightly, "Buy another mermaid tail, and experience what it's like to be a little mermaid?"

"You said when you were a child that you wanted to be the daughter of the sea." Shi Jie gave Shi Wang a meaningful look, "Awang, you have grown up, it's very eye-catching to do this - do it quietly, don't let people find out Shijiacun can't afford to lose you."

"Grass." Shi Wang couldn't bear to look straight at him: "People are tough! This happened many years ago, brother Xie, can you stop mentioning it?"

Shi Yu's eyelids twitched wildly, his heart became more and more uneasy, and he made up a random reason: "Okay, okay, get up quickly-this bed is not very heavy-bearing, the two of you are lying down and falling into the sea carefully."

He paused, knowing that the reason was not plausible, and added: "It's getting late, let's take a shower, change clothes and eat."

Shi Xie and Shi Wang didn't feel wrong after hearing this, so they both got up. The two of them were different from Shi Yu. As soon as they wiped and changed their clothes, they were two decent people again.

Shi Yu stood aside and handed him two clothes.

Suddenly there was an unnatural sound of water on the surface of the sea beside it, and a big black and white tail emerged from the sea, splashing the sea water on Shi Yu: [Human, Chirp Mi! ]

When I saw it, it was a baby killer whale.

The little killer whale still had a fish in its mouth: [I caught a delicious fish!Human, here you go! ]

Before the words fell, the fish was suddenly thrown onto the floor, and the lively tail of the fish was flapping randomly on the floor. Shi Wang and Shi Jie looked confused: "...?"

Another killer whale jumped out next to the little killer whale. That killer whale was a full circle bigger than the little killer whale. The big tail shot the little killer whale into the water without hesitation: [Don't listen to Joan's nonsense, everyone I caught fish for you!Thank you for your hard work yesterday, human!mwah! ]

Shi Yu suddenly felt something was wrong, and just as he was about to say something, he saw Shi Wang pointing out in horror, and a white line appeared on the sea level not far away: "Damn it, what is that? Tsunami? !"

"No, it's not." Shi Jie calmed down, "It's not a tsunami."

Then Shi Yu heard the aggressive voices of the killer whales: [Humans!We caught a lot of fish for you! ]

[A lot!It's as big as your house! ]

[Can fill that net under your house! ]

[Why!Be careful--if you borrow someone else's fishing net, you will still have to return it later.Didn't I say, human, can't you buy us some big fishing nets?Your home network is really too small. ]

Shi Yu: No, no, don't come here—!

Of course, Shi Yu couldn't say this, so he could only push Shi Jie and Shi Wang into the house: "It seems like, anyway, go to the main house to take shelter first, and it will be funny if a big wave washes away gone."

The small pavilion is transparent on all sides, and it is completely reasonable for a wave to wash away all the people.

Shi Wang and Shi Jie also knew how powerful they were, and they walked quickly into the house with Shi Yu, and Shi Yu gave the system cat a look, indicating that it knew how to solve it.

System Cat: OK!

When they got to the house, Shi Yu deliberately took the two of them to the warehouse, and pretended to be surprised: "Xi Xi is still outside, I'll go look for it!"

Before Shi Wang and Shi Jie could stop him, he ran out quickly.

It's too miserable, what could be more bewildering than when a brother comes to the house and the killer whale performs a cheat on the spot?Do normal orcas use nets? !hold head high? !

Shi Yu trotted all the way to the edge of the fishing raft, and the system cat ran over and jumped on his shoulder: [The deep-sea breeding net has been opened, just let them drag the fish there, and I will take care of the rest. 】

[OK. ] Shi Yu responded, and quickly explained to the orcas. The orcas were a little dissatisfied. They worked so hard to catch fish and came back, but the humans seemed to be disgusted: [Aren't humans happy? ]

[Happy Happy! ] Shiyu leaned down helplessly, and gave the killer whale a hug: [But my brother is at my house, and it will be very dangerous to let them know that you can use the net. This is a secret between us, and you can’t tell it to others. ]

If the hugged killer whale didn't have this function, it would have been able to blush on the spot. It pressed most of its face under the water, and whispered: "Uh... okay, but can't the siren know?"The fish was brought to us by the Sirens. ]

[ha? ] Uncle, why are you joining in the fun?

As soon as Shi Yu thought this way, a silver flash appeared under the sea, and an unspeakably beautiful mermaid broke through the water from the sea, hooked Shi Yu's neck, and gave him a deep kiss.

And Shi Wang, who was chasing after Shi Yu because he was worried about Shi Yu, saw this scene: ...?

Hello, is it 120?He suspected he was hallucinating.

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