fish pond master

Shiyu's life today can be said to be in a state of desperation, the fishing and diving nets that were planned in the original plan have all been in vain, and at night, he can only lie on the table to catch his breath.

[What's the situation? ] Shi Yu pulled Xie Xi over and put it under his head: [Is this too nonsense? 】

In the beginning, it was just that the killer whales were unlucky—they were usually too active, and their chances of being recruited were already high. Today, the probability was so high that they broke through the sky. Afterwards, this group of killer whales learned to behave, and then began to open up a large area viciously. call.

The worse ones are: [There are a lot of delicious fish in XXX today~!Everyone go catch it! ]

The kind ones are: [Don’t go to XXX, there is a lot of human garbage over there!If you eat it, you will die! ]

[You above are really wicked!If you have fish, let's share it together!Is it not good for you to be alone like this? ]

Then the well-intentioned and those who feared that the world would not be chaotic began to fight. Some whales chose to approach, and some chose to stay away. Many unexpected visitors came to Shiyu one after another.

More and more marine creatures are being recruited, and the killer whales no longer dare to beep that there are fish in that place, and they all choose to tell everyone the truth—mainly because they are afraid that the few who will not be chaotic will be glared by the siren reason.

Many creatures in the back began to consciously move closer to Shi Yu's house. They even gave up their fear of killer whales, the predators at the top of the food chain, and ran over quietly, queuing up, waiting for Shi Yu to help with diagnosis and treatment.

When I was busy, the rest of my feet were swollen in the sea water.

He even took a moment to think about whether he should enroll in a class to learn animal medicine, and try to become a barefoot doctor who is not so barefoot.

The system cat was silent for a while, and brought a piece of news to Shi Yu. Shi Yu said silently: [...the country found that...foreign garbage was dumped into our sea area, which greatly polluted...the fish is currently being fished...]

[Okay...] Shi Yu sighed, although he was very tired, he still stood up and went to find the uncle to deal with this matter - the uncle knew at a glance that he has a lot of status in the sea, so I asked the uncle to send a message to tell everyone to avoid it. Let's open that piece of sea, the animals are not dead yet, Shi Yu died first.

The siren was still a fish today, honestly lying on the scallop bed with lazy hair, and didn't get up when Shiyu came, just stretched out his hand lazily.

Shi Yu walked over naturally, put his hand on its palm, and was about to sit down on the edge of the scallop, when Siren's hand suddenly moved, and the fingertips passed by his fingers, and finally penetrated into the gap between them , Interlocking fingers with him.

Shi Yu yawned and didn't pay attention to the siren's little gesture, and said, "I want to ask you something... It seems that a lot of garbage was dumped in a place today. It wasn't done by people from our country, it was done by people from abroad They are sneaking around, and now our officials are rushing to clean up the garbage, can you see if you can tell everyone not to go there?"

The siren nodded without much hesitation, and even spilled a little syllable from his throat: [Yeah. ]

Shi Yu was only confused for a moment, and then he came back to his senses and he was already lying on the scallop bed. The mermaid was leaning on the side, playing with his fingers with one hand, and seemed to be in a good mood.

Shi Yu's first reaction was...Hey, this water bed is not a loss, it is indeed expensive for a reason, it is really quite comfortable.

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I will place an order for myself in a while.

The surrounding waves kept pouring in from the gaps in the scallops, patting him lightly, just like a jacuzzi.In this weather, the sea water is slightly cool, but it is not considered freezing. The combination with the temperature of [-] degrees is a very comfortable experience.

The waves added a layer of water light to the mermaid, and with the swaying of the lamp, the long silver hair was loosely scattered in the water. Even though he couldn't see the mermaid's face from this angle, he could still feel the extreme grace. .

Shi Yu might be too tired, he opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but fell asleep after only uttering one syllable.

Seeing this, the Siren lowered her head and kissed Shi Yu's fingertips, hugged him behind herself, and took a nap.

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It was midnight when Shi Yu woke up, and he was still woken up by the cold.

His head was buried in the uncle's arms, and when he woke up, looking at the jade-like skin in front of him, he was still a little confused - why is there someone else?Did he have a date with someone?no?

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Wait, why is this person in front of him so cold? !Is it a dead man? !

Before Shi Yu was awake, his heart was beating wildly from the fright of his brain supply.

The system cat was woken up by Shi Yu's sudden elevation of his emotional line, and he reminded him in an indescribable way: [...Thank you for inviting me, you slept directly on the uncle's bed—are you sick with such a surprise? !It's not like you haven't slept! 】

Shi Yu: [What's wrong with me sleeping with the uncle?I have cats do not sleep to sleep a fish? ! 】

How can a cold fish compare with a soft and thick fur kitten!Not rich!

Just as he was about to push the uncle away and get up, he couldn't help but sneezed.

It may be that the temperature is still warm at night, but in the middle of the night, there is a feeling that it has actually entered winter. In addition, the sea water here is running water, and the uncle is so 'cold-blooded', that is, squeezed with him The half of the body was slightly warmed by him. Can such a temperature be compared to the quilt?What are you kidding?

Shi Yu was frozen half to death.

Perhaps it alarmed the siren, the siren yawned, woke up slowly, opened his light blue eyes, and fell on the face of Shiyu in his arms, I don't know what the uncle thinks, Then he lowered his head and kissed Shi Yu's lips.

Shi Yu was caught off guard by a kiss, and the cold tip of his tongue penetrated into his mouth, and he grabbed his tongue and licked it intimately. Although it was gentle, it gave Shi Yu the illusion that he was about to be swallowed. His eyes widened, and he reached out to press the siren's shoulder, trying to push it away, but unexpectedly, it grabbed his wrist and placed it on his ear.

Inexplicably, there is a kind of pampering feeling of "be good, don't make trouble, I will touch your ears".

Shi Yu: ...?Sir, what kind of bad habit is this? !

Kiss him and let him touch its ear?

Hello, what's wrong with your ears?Get rich by touching it?

Generally speaking, being kissed by a miraculous creature like a mermaid, or kissed with tongue, would make a normal person stunned, but is Shi Yu a normal person?He is not!

Tsk, what does the uncle look like, he hasn't seen it before?After so long, it seems that gods can turn into sows.

Like a mudslide, Shi Yu grabbed the uncle's delicate and fragile ear, and pulled it back vigorously, his intention to refuse was very obvious.

There was a very strange expression on the uncle's expression, anyway, Shi Yu couldn't figure out what it meant, and always felt that it made people feel a little inexplicably concerned.

The siren let go of Shiyu's lips, still licking his lips, and then let go of Shiyu.

Shi Yu pinched the old man's wings, rolled his eyes and said: "It's already said, human beings can't kiss randomly, let alone stick out their tongues. This can only be done by very close people. Do you remember what I said?" heart?"

The siren put his arm around his waist, took him into his arms, yawned, closed his eyes, and lazily replied: [Yes. ]

If you say two more words, you will die, right?

"Don't kiss me in the future!" Shi Yu tugged at its ears, motioning it to look at him: "If you want to kiss, go kiss other mermaids! Why do you keep kissing me? Be careful that you won't find a partner in the future! You always The fish family will be cut off!"

Siren opened his eyes, and patted him on the back half-coaxingly: [I didn't kiss you casually, there are no other mermaids. ]

"Huh?" Shi Yu hadn't noticed anything yet, endured the feeling of being controlled for a moment, and asked, "Is there any inevitable connection between kissing me and other mermaids?"

[have you. ] The siren whispered very naturally in his ear: [… there will be no other. ]

Shi Yu: ...?

System cat: [Excuse me, is this a confession to you? 】

Shi Yu: [Climb!I can also tell you that I don't have any other kittens either! 】

[Then do you dare to say that if you have me, you won’t have a partner? 】I couldn't fall asleep anyway, the system cat jumped up from the bed, jumped onto the terrace outside, yawned against the sea breeze, and clapped its feet boredly.

[Do you have a partner with me and have a conflict? 】

[But the uncle feels like there is a conflict. 】

[One thing to say, you have to figure it out quickly... I always feel that what you and the uncle typed out is not a friendship line. According to the existing information, mermaids are not so mentally retarded that they can't distinguish between friendship and feelings. If they type black In the end, you will be gone. If you come up with something like imprisoning the deep sea, let alone me, ten main systems will not be able to save you. 】

[Can you choose the best one? 】After Shiyu finished spraying, he found that the system cat had become silent. He subconsciously looked up at Siren, only to see Siren looking down at him too.

It was the first time that Shi Yu asked the mermaid so unabashedly and directly: "Xi Xi said... what do you think?"

[It's noisy. ] The siren pressed his forehead against his, and rubbed the tip of his nose on Shi Yu's bridge affectionately: [Want to go to the deep sea with me? ]

Shi Yu: "...?"

"Explain more clearly?"

Siren chuckled: [I want to mate with you. ]

...This is so fucking direct! ! !

He grabbed the mermaid's shoulder, stammering and hypnotizing himself: "Illusion...I must have heard it wrong..."

"How could the uncle talk like that! It's simply unscientific! How do humans and fish mate! I'm not such a heavy-tasting person, and the uncle is not such a heavy-tasting fish..."

The siren let him finish reading, still patting his back half coaxingly: [Afraid? ]

Shi Yu said with a dreamy face: "Can you repeat what you just said? I think I have an auditory hallucination."

The Siren let out a sigh, and brought Shi Yu into its spiritual sea, and the incomparably clear voice sounded again: [I want to be with you, even death can't separate us. ]

[I want to mate with you. ]

[There are no other people or fish. ]

[Not a hallucination. ]

It took Shi Yu a long time before he popped out a stupid sentence: "Human beings are easy to change their minds! Sir, please think again!"

Siren reached out and stroked his messy hair behind his ears: [There will be no such opportunity. ]

Shi Yu: ...

If I had to describe Shi Yu's current state of mind, it would be...

Frog Seeds eat Mickey Mouse Corners and enter Mickey Mouse's Wonderful House. It's so fucking wonderful!

——to hell with it!

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