fish pond master

The mermaid looked at Shi Yu with clear eyes.

Shi Yu also looked at it in embarrassment.

[Um? ] The mermaid uttered a syllable, and immediately Shiyu couldn't move, the phone was taken away from his hand, Shiyu didn't panic at all - he had already deleted it quickly!

He can't find it himself, let alone uncle!

Speaking of this matter is also very speechless, he is not the kind who likes to save small videos in his mobile phone, but he swiped to this small video that night, watched half of it □□□□□□□□, he couldn’t play the next part, he had no choice but to The downloaded ones, and even the downloaded ones, were all fast-forwarded and finished-although, he remembered that this was a very heavy-duty film.

I hope the uncle didn't see any strange paragraphs just now!

It's nothing else, I'm afraid that he will ruin the uncle's sexual fetish, and when the uncle finds a partner, if the partner doesn't come back and kill him?

The uncle flipped through his phone according to his memory, but he did not find the mating video just now.

As long as the uncle does not intend to control Shiyu for a long time, a syllable is a matter of a few seconds for Shiyu. After the freezing period is over, Shiyu is not in a hurry to take the phone, but patiently guides the uncle to play with the phone: " Yes, yes, click this...you can watch TV dramas, TV dramas are TV dramas made by human beings...or you can watch documentaries? Can you watch the documentary of Haiyang?"

The uncle nodded dispensably, then poked a completely different app, poked someone casually, and sent a photo before Shi Yu could react, and the other party replied immediately.

Shi Jie: [Who is this person? 】

Shi Yu: ...?

Shi Jie: [Why are you sharing the same bed with a foreigner?Send me a bed photo? 】

Shi Jie: [I still send me photos when I have sex with you, Shi Yu, are you sick? 】

What the uncle sent over was a group photo taken by Shi Yu to 'seduce' the uncle to become interested in the phone. I don't know if it was intentional or a random mistake, so I sent this photo anyway.

In the photo, Shi Yu was wearing a loose undershirt, and his hair was still wet, while Siren simply had no clothes on his upper body, and the background was the bed in his room.

Shi Yu now feels that he can spit out three feet of blood.

Shi Jie sent another message: [Thank you for the invitation, if you don't play multiplayer games, no matter how beautiful the other party is. 】

Shi Yu clutched his chest, this familiar feeling of myocardial infarction, just like seeing a cute new programmer who came to the company use his face to roll the keyboard to write something that no one can understand, but he can run It also feels exactly the same to maintain.

Shi Yu forcibly swallowed the old blood in his throat, and stretched out his hand to the uncle: "Can you give me your phone? I'll buy you a new one tomorrow, okay?"

The siren looked at Shi Yu suspiciously, as if he was puzzled by his behavior, but obediently returned the phone to Shi Yu.

The moment Shi Yu received the phone, he threw it on the table. He doesn't want to see such a thing as a phone now.

Oh no, grandpa's photo!

Shi Yu quickly ran over to pick up the phone again, and withdrew the photos he had just sent, and he was relieved.

Shi Jie's news is still shaking: 【Respond?Don't say anything! 】

[What about people?Shouldn't he be kidnapped? 】

Shi Yu typed and wanted to reply that it was just a composite photo, but a video request popped up over there. Shi Yu's scalp was numb, and he turned around to answer the phone.

Shi Jie looked at the door behind Shi Yu: "Are you all right?"

"It's okay, I just clicked on it with my hand."

Only then did Shi Jie breathe a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Then his brows frowned again: "Who is the other party? How did he look like this... a foreigner?"

Shi Yu bit the bullet and explained: "It looks good, right? This is a video synthesis I made at home when I had nothing to do. I asked my friend to build a few of these models..."

Before he could say anything, he saw the uncle get off the bed suddenly, the fish tail turned into legs, and walked up to him in a few steps, a pair of white arms stretched out to hug him tightly.

——Grandpa, what are you doing! ! !

Shi Jie saw a pair of arms hugging Shi Yu, who was staring at him with those dreamy eyes, cold, more like eyes warning others not to peek at its prey: "... …Then your image is kind of intelligent? Is it fucking physical? Don’t tell me you have an AI.”

Shi Yu: "...I said yes, do you believe it?"

"What do you say?"

"..." Shi Yu said in grief and indignation: "The spring night is too short! Die!"

Shi Jie only had time to say before hanging up the phone: "Take it home for the Chinese New Year!"

Shi Yu hung up the phone, turned around and supported the uncle who was basically hanging on him: "What's wrong with you?!"

The siren fell on his shoulder and whispered: [I'm hungry. ]

Shi Yu couldn't understand the meaning of the uncle, but the controlled body conveyed the meaning to him very well.

Shi Yu thought about that plate of steak that was soaked in water halfway through his meal, and comforted himself that it was right to be hungry after such a toss, followed the instruction, hugged the uncle dumbly, brought it to the bed and put it away, and then said: "Then you rest for a while, and I'll make you some supper."

……

When Shi Yu was heating the oil, he suddenly thought: No, why don't you come to the living room to eat if you can turn into legs?It’s okay to go back to the small pavilion if you really can’t!Why did the uncle let him move it to his bed?Is his bed particularly comfortable? !

Also, he beat the cat!He took the bath for it!Isn't the uncle just talking with the infinite system and can encrypt the voice, why is it hungry? !

It used to eat only one meal a day, okay? !

***

early morning.

The infinite system ended the "temporary maintenance", and the taskers also ended the unprecedented 5+2 vacation and embarked on a new journey.

Qi Lin, a high-level tasker, was one of them, reading the update prompts of the infinite system word by word with his signature paralyzed face.

[Turn on the novice protection system... A novice who clears the level for the first time will start a ten consecutive lottery draw for free. All items in the prize pool are bound to be picked up and cannot be traded. 】

[The prize pool includes...]

[Enable the pass lottery system... Every time the tasker successfully clears the horror movie, he can get 1-10 lucky draw chances, and all items in the prize pool are bound at the end of the pickup...]

The little friend came over and smiled flatteringly: "Brother Lin, what do you mean?"

Qi Lin tapped rhythmically on the table with his fingertips: "Did the system conscience find out?"

"The notice goes on, everyone is a little tighter this time, and the next horror film will start to explore the lottery mechanism."

"Okay, I'll go right now!"

……

A white light flashed, and a dozen people lay in disorder on the bright hall of an ancient house, and the night wind howled past, weeping like complaining.

Seven of them woke up quickly, and a man who looked like a gangster whistled: "It's over, this is a supernatural horror movie, and there are so many newcomers! Could it be the unsolvable type?"

Qi Lin turned over, lit a cigarette, and said lightly: "Wake everyone up."

The novices were all called out, and then there was a routine of "let me go home", "filming illegally", etc., and finally they were forced to accept the facts with suspicion.After all the newcomers woke up, the light curtain in the safe area gradually weakened, indicating that this horror movie was about to begin.

And a strange old man stood next to the light curtain at some point, smiling at them with a kind face, but everyone could read the salivation from his eyes.

Qi Lin loaded the supernatural bullet into the magazine: "I'll take care of it, you guys find a save point first."

"Yes."

……

After a long while, a few people finally got rid of the weird old man, the gloomy old lady, the bride who was not human at first glance, etc., but it was a pity that a few cute newbies ran away halfway, and only the team of 15 people remained ten people.

Qi Lin put his hands on the save point and established a safe zone for three and ten minutes.

Just as they were about to count the equipment and the number of people, and analyze the content of the horror film, several people suddenly came running one after another, looking at the safe area isolated by the light curtain, at a loss. Once the safe area is opened, nothing outside can enter .

"How did you escape?"

One of the chubby cute new girls is the most different. The others are panting like cows, but she is the only one who is calm - she is also the one who didn't keep up with the team at the beginning.She said with a confused face: "I came here—why did you run so fast? I couldn't keep up with you and then I got lost. I saw you again as I was walking."

Another middle-aged man, Mengxin, said: "I was scared to death just now. There was a woman who looked old and scary and ran after me. If it wasn't for the hero who didn't fight women, I would have fucked her! Later I was almost catching up, a voice said that the system protection gave me a novice pardon for 10 minutes, and then I was around here."

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

The veterans looked at each other, and one of them said, "Brother Qi, you can't let them in - didn't there be a post on the forum last time? Are there still few ghosts pretending to be people in supernatural horror movies? Who knows if they are people or ghosts?"

Qi Lin pondered for a moment. In fact, the best choice is not to let them in, but...

Suddenly a little black cat appeared in front of everyone, it was squatting in the corner of the light curtain, its golden pupils were staring at the calm girl.

Infinite System: [Fish pond, is this the Emperor you mentioned? 】

The system cat who quietly accepted the unlimited system viewing rights: [[-]% yes. 】

Shi Yu also followed the system cat to join in the fun: 【...Wu Wuyou's place is so scary! 】

【Didn't you say you were going to experience it last time?Don't be cowardly!Anyway, the main system is not here, let Infinity arrange for you to experience it in a while! 】The system cat looked at Shi Yu with contempt and said, and was immediately hugged tightly by Shi Yu, his head sank, and Shi Yu put his chin on its head.

The system cat awkwardly added: 【... just to scare you, I won't send you there. 】

Although Shi Yu was afraid, he still kept beeping: [I think so too, why don't you arrange a ghost to come out and chase them now?The so-called Emperor Ou will never be chased by ghosts. 】

The infinite system nodded reservedly, and then released the owner of the old house, the biggest boss in the film.

This movie is an unsolvable movie, the mission requirement is to let the workers live in the movie for 24 hours, and they are not required to fight the boss.This BOSS is not something that questers can fight at all. Once he appears, it can be said that he will fight for the front.

The missionaries suddenly heard a burst of footsteps, uniform, only one of them was different from the other footsteps.

Not long after, a man in a goose-yellow ancient costume came in from the end of the corridor with a few maids, and some of the cute newcomers who were locked outside the safe area were still standing stupidly, while others It was a cabinet or a corner that had already run to the side and hid.

It wasn't until they got to the front that everyone realized that those maids with low brows and pleasing eyes were not the female ghosts who were fierce before?

With his appearance, everyone in the safety zone couldn't help but slow down their breathing, their hearts beating like drums.

The owner of the ancient house seemed to be just passing by, without giving a glance to the people in the safe zone, and walked past the newcomers like a leisurely stroll.Those maids quietly dealt with the newcomers in sight outside the safe zone after the master passed by.

At first, the calm girl stared wide-eyed, but she didn't dare to yell, she couldn't help but sat on the ground with limp legs, tears streaming down her face.

She even felt the cold clothes of the owner of the ancient house brushing across her face.

Several maids showed jealous expressions, their fingernails swelled, and they were about to kill the girl, but the owner of the ancient house suddenly stopped. Patted the girl's head: "It's you."

He chuckled lightly, inexplicably feeling a bit freehand and coquettish, and he ordered: "This girl is a distinguished guest, so don't treat her poorly. You can't help her behavior in the house, as if I were here in person."

After all, the maids responded in unison, and two maids were left in the team to entertain the girls.

The blood and tears on the faces of the female ghosts disappeared, and they all smiled like flowers, gentle and polite.

The girl suddenly reached out and grabbed the hem of the owner of the ancient house: "My friend and I just entered by mistake. Can you let me and my friend stay at your house for a while? Just one day, one day is enough."

The owner of the ancient house squatted down, took out a handkerchief and wiped the tears from the corners of the girl's eyes, and said patiently: "Of course - take the girl and her friends to the guest room to rest."

"Thank you."

The girl weakly pointed to the direction where several Mengxins were hiding, and they were brought out one by one by the maid, with respectful expressions and polite manners.

As for the old people in the safe zone, they looked at each other, but no one asked, especially the old fritters, no one asked if they could take me away.

The owner of the ancient house handed the handkerchief to the girl, led her up, smiled gently, turned and left.

As for the others, they will start their desperate escape after 10 minutes.

System Cat: [Is this cheating?Shit, did you set up something like a front object for the boss?This girl happened to be his ex-wife or friend's daughter or something? 】

Infinite System: [No, the owner of the ancient house has never been married, and this lady is not a descendant of his friend. 】

[Then why are you so nice to her?Unscientific! 】

Shi Yu looked sideways at the old man lying next to him. The old man was sleeping soundly at this time, lying on the pillow, with silver hair covering half of the bed, his slender fish tail sticking out of the quilt, occasionally twitching, watching even A little cute: [... Eyes, right?Or is it that girls are more attracted to ghosts?Can you watch two more films? 】

System Cat: [...Don't look at me!I panic! 】

[I said Shiyu, can't we sleep in another place! ! !If you want to sleep in bed, you can sleep!Is there no other bed for you at home? ! 】

Shi Yu smiled wryly and tore away a little of the quilt, revealing his legs that were being pressed by the mermaid's tail: [Why don't you persuade the uncle to move the tail away first?My legs are almost numb, thank you! 】

The uncle didn't know what he was thinking, he looked lazy after supper, he was unwilling to move the pit, Shi Yu wanted to carry him back to the small pavilion, so he simply controlled Shi Yu and went directly to the bed and lay down, The tail carelessly pressed his leg and fell asleep.

Shi Yu was crushed to death, and he didn't fall asleep for most of the day, until Xi Xi came to him to watch the infinite system horror movie together.

He rolled his big eyes, he really wanted to grab the uncle's shoulder and shake him awake: Thank you!But I don't want to share a bed with a 200-pound pet!Can you please go back to sleep in the den!

Just thinking about it, the uncle stretched out his arms and hugged Shi Yu's waist, buried his head on his waist and continued to sleep.

Master, he has enlightened!

I will buy a pillow for my uncle tomorrow!

No, place your order now!

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