fish pond master

Shi Wang held a cage of blue crabs in his left hand and a cage of abalone and sea cucumber in his right, looking at Shi Yu with an embarrassed smile.

Xiao Zhou behind him is still moving things up from the boat. The most eye-catching thing is a plastic bag half the height of a person. big squares.

Shi Yu looked at Shi Wang with a gentle smile.

Shi Wang didn't know why he panicked, and when he came back to his senses, he was already kneeling on the ground and hugging Shi Yu's thigh: "Brother, I was wrong, brother!!!"

"Brother, listen to my explanation!!"

Shi Yu moved his legs and kicked Shi Wang away, sat on the railing by himself, and even flicked his wrinkled clothes calmly: "Say, I'll listen."

The screen of the mobile phone in his hand just stays on the screen of his whole face, and the screen is full of barrage, including but not limited to the following:

[0.5x speed one time success! 】

[1x speed one time success! 】

[The boss is mine! !You are not allowed to look! ! 】

[Husband, why are you on the screen, husband! 】

[Thank you this is my husband. 】

【I'll put a chicken coop here first...】

"It's like this...it's my fault! I'll admit it first!" Shi Wang said aggrievedly: "But I really didn't mean it!!!"

"I was so sleepy last night, I thought the camera would end at that distant scene! Because I was so sleepy, I turned off the video and uploaded it when I saw the end!"

"I didn't find out until this morning when the website asked me to sign the homepage contract, but because of the contract, I can't change the video any more!!" It looks more innocent and pitiful: "That's it, brother, please forgive me! I really didn't mean it!"

Shi Yu nodded and looked at Xiao Zhou: "Is it that simple?"

When Shi Wang was confused, he thought it was normal, but didn't he have an assistant by his side, Xiao Zhou?

Just as Xiao Zhou was about to speak, Shi Wang hurriedly said, "It's none of Xiao Zhou's business! He went home after returning yesterday! I edited the video myself! It has nothing to do with him!"

Shi Yuqing glanced at them indifferently, which was obviously the most normal action, but both Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou's scalps were numb at the same time, and the cold hair on their backs showed off their presence in their brains.

If Xiao Zhou didn't feel that he was a dignified beater, he would also be kneeling and hugging Shi Yu's thigh now!

Shi Wang doesn't know why he kneels so neatly. Generally speaking, he can only kneel so unhesitatingly during Chinese New Year and Qingming.

Shi Yu thought about it for a while, raised his hand, turned off the phone and stuffed it into his pocket: "Get up, are you cursing me? ... But this matter is not so easy to settle, you will settle it for me later, don't be the last one." It’s fine if something goes wrong.”

Shi Wang stood up embarrassingly, and pointed to the two big sacks mentioned by Xiao Zhou without looking back: "Didn't I even bring an apology! Brother, don't you like it... no, it's killer whales who like to eat it." Butter steak! I also brought two pieces of stock from home, and I just made three pieces this morning, brother, you can put it in the refrigerator to cook it!"

"Those two bags are all steaks! The best cuts! Brother, isn't it convenient for you to buy here! I brought some vegetables for you, and I also brought snacks and drinks. I just ask you to let it go." Live my dog's life..." Shi Wang said a series of words without swearing, and Xiao Zhou diligently began to work as a porter, moving other materials on board.

Seeing that Shi Yu's complexion improved a bit, Shi Wang heaved a sigh of relief: "Brother, don't worry, I will re-upload the video after I log off the advertisement page. I don't want this traffic, and I have edited the video. This time I will upload the video. Coded!"

"It's more or less the same." Shi Yu got up, patted Shi Wang on the shoulder, and looked at the small trolley at the corner of the fishing raft. Moving supplies.

Shi Yu lit a cigarette, the smoke overflowed from his lips, curled up into the sky, and was blown away by the sea breeze.

As soon as he took two puffs, he heard Shi Wang shout: "Fuck - why is there another cat?!"

Shi Yu was startled, and then remembered that the infinite system was still at home, hoping that the infinite system would not reveal any flaws.

Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou looked at the little black cat squatting at the door of the cold storage. It looked up at them like that, making people feel the word 'polite' for no reason.

Shi Wang himself still likes cats, so he whistled twice and said, "Mimi, let Mimi go."

The black cat didn't move at all. If it wasn't for the reflections in the golden eyes, Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou would have thought it was a fake cat.

Shi Wang stepped forward and tried to push the black cat away with his legs. Unexpectedly, the black cat nimbly turned sideways to avoid it, and then returned to the original place and sat down, right in front of the cold storage.

"Mimi—" Xiao Zhou also called out twice, and the black cat remained motionless.

"Could it be a deaf cat?" Shi Wang saw that he couldn't cry, and planned to hug the black cat aside while talking, but unexpectedly, the black cat made an attacking posture.

The cats in Shi Yu's family are all very shrewd and powerful, even Xi Xi can fight Shi Wang evenly, not to mention this kind of big boss cat that looks like it has several times the fighting power of Xi Xi?

Shi Wang was frightened for a while and dared not make a move.

Xi Xi walked over slowly from the corner, saw Infinity System squatting at the door of the cold storage, and asked curiously: [Infinity, what are you doing here? 】

【These humans want to enter Shiyu's warehouse. 】

【Oh, he's Shi Yu's younger brother, he's here to deliver things, the butter steak that he ate in the morning is a gift from him! 】

【Does Shiyu agree? 】

[Why does he disagree with the free porter? 】

【oh. 】The infinite system responded, got up and left with the system cat, and couldn't help asking after taking two steps: 【Why did he call me 'Mimi' just now...? 】

【Humans think that all cats are called 'Mimi'...】

Shi Yu also came in just in time, and bumped into the two cats head-on. He bent down and hugged the two cats into his arms, and said to Shi Wang, "Remember to tidy up."

Shi Yu gave a military salute: "Okay! Sir!"

After cleaning up, Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou didn't even take a break. When faced with Shi Yu's invitation to dinner and stay overnight, they refused without hesitation and scrambled away.Shi Yu looked funny, he had just seen Shi Wang left a message at the bottom of the video, saying that he would republish the video tomorrow, and please don't spread Shi Yu's screenshots.

The following is a quick one: [Okay, I have already downloaded it, thank you photographer Wangdi for the reminder. 】

[My husband's video is enough for me to lick it myself!It will not spread to increase your love rivals! 】

This matter has been revealed in this way, the upsurge of the Internet is surging all the time, the old wave is replaced by the old wave, and the old wave dies on the beach. After a few months, it is estimated that not many people will still remember him.

Not to mention others.

Seeing that it was getting late, Shi Yu cooked a sumptuous dinner with the ingredients Shi Wang brought, and finally sent a portion of the overcooked one to the uncle—didn’t it taste delicious yesterday? ?

The Siren did not expect that Shi Yu would come over at this point, it was still in that old position, and it seemed that it had been sitting in this position for at least ten hours.

The night wind blows, bringing the breath of the ocean, the moonlight covers the mermaid with a layer of hazy veil, and a little bit of starlight reflects from its tail, which is as beautiful as a dream.

Although, will the uncle really not get bedsores if he sits like this?Even if you don't have bedsores, you will have hemorrhoids, right? !

Shi Yu chuckled secretly, pushed down this thought, and told himself that a beautiful creature like a mermaid has nothing to do with shit.

When Shiyu opened the box, the rich meaty aroma was immediately mixed in. He sprinkled a little black pepper and sea salt on it, sat aside and thoughtfully helped the uncle cut the steak into one-centimeter squares, and then handed the plate to Mr. Grandpa, let it eat slowly.

Siren's eyes were watery, watching Shi Yu's movements intently, until the plate was handed to him, and then he showed a gentle smile.

The uncle was eating, and the system cat said: [Time and time, let me help you upgrade to level five!Now is an auspicious time! 】

Shi Yu: [... Huh? 】

The system cat added: [Everything is not suitable for tomorrow, so hurry up and finish it today. 】

[...? ? ?When did you start to believe this too? 】

[Isn't it a casual look, and there is no harm. 】The system cat said again: 【Right, infinite. 】

Infinite System: [...? 】

Don't ask me, I don't understand your system very well.

[Then you can go up. 】Shiyu looked at the sky, it was dark now, after upgrading to level [-], you can use the fishing raft as a boat, just to experience it now.

[OK~! ] The system cat did what he said, and the fishing raft lit up with a slight blue light.

At the same time, Shi Yu's tokens also began to fall like running water.

This light is not like a fancy special effect when it was upgraded before. The light enveloped the entire fishing raft, even the kiosk where Shi Yu and the uncle were not spared.

The wooden floors, giant scallops, suspended ceilings, and bamboo curtains are all edged by light blue light, which looks a bit like the content in the videos of some 3D modeling masters.

The fishing raft began to be dismantled and reorganized rapidly, and the entire fishing raft was opened from it, and the place shrouded by the light became nothingness, leaving only the cold edge.

Shi Yu could even see the ocean below through the floor.

The uncle seemed to be unaware of it, and he was still eating slowly.

In this void, the bright red gem became the only bright color, hanging directly above the fishing raft, and was absorbed into the center by the fishing raft.The material in Shiyu System's backpack is rapidly disappearing, turning into blue transparent bodies embedded in the fishing raft.

This scene was beyond Shi Yu's understanding, and Shi Yu didn't care that the uncle was still by his side, and focused on observing this series of changes.

The wooden floor was put away piece by piece and replaced with pieces of tempered boards. Not long after, everything returned to its proper position. Shi Yu thought it was over, but all of a sudden, the light under him completely Disappeared, Shi Yu didn't have time to think about it, so he turned his head to look.

After looking at it, I realized that not only the kiosk, but also the building materials of the entire fishing raft had been bundled together, forming a ship in the air. This ship was in the shape of an aircraft carrier that Shi Yu liked, but In the next second, the boat turned into an ordinary fishing boat, and finally turned back into a fishing raft.

The system sound came from Shiyu's mind: [...The first level mode test is completed, the second level mode test is completed, the third level mode test is completed...the upgrade is complete, do you want to implement it? 】

【Yes. 】

[May I ask if the tasker has turned on the third-level mode? 】

When Shi Yu was about to answer 'yes', the system cat asked and answered happily: [No, turn on the first-level mode. 】

[Turn on the first level mode... Please wait...] System audio channel: [The first level mode has been successfully opened. 】

The system cat looked at the mighty aircraft carrier in front of him with a sense of accomplishment, and puffed out his chest in satisfaction: [Whoa take off!not bad!It’s a shame I’ve been designing for so long!It is indeed very powerful and domineering! 】

[White hole!A white tomorrow is waiting for us! 】

【Meow! 】

Infinite System: ...

The infinite system said in a low voice: [Is it really okay for you to post like this? 】

[You know what a fart!I didn't know how to drive an aircraft carrier for a while, and I didn't drive it in the end!What's wrong with me spending some money to buy some materials to make myself happy? ! 】

【……All right. 】

The system cat rushed up to the command module excitedly, jumping up and down so happy.

[By the way, where is Shi Yu?Shi Yu——Come and see! 】

Because the fishing raft became an aircraft carrier and was successfully installed, Xiaoting completely turned into nothingness.

The big scallops were put away.

But they are still inside the kiosk.

The uncle and Shi Yu were caught off guard and fell into the sea.

The uncle was still holding the half-eaten steak in his hand, but now it was completely soaked in sea water.

The oil quickly condensed into a white solid when it encountered the icy sea water at night, and stuck to the two of them with the waves.

Shi Yu looked at the aircraft carrier—to be precise, he looked at the orange cat in the command cabin with cold eyes.

He spat out a mouthful of water, rolled up the non-existent long sleeve, and said to the uncle: "Wait a minute, the child hasn't been spanked for three days, and his skin is itchy, so I'll go spank it right away."

Sirens:"……"

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After beating Mao Mao, he felt refreshed. He was completely out of mind about what kind of aircraft carrier he was driving.

The current situation is that Siren is soaking in the bathtub, while Shi Yu is brushing his skin desperately with a bath brush.

Don't look at the little grease on the plate, when it reached the sea, it rushed directly to the two of them, and the uncle's beautiful silver hair became greasy. When Shi Yu finished beating the cat, he saw that the uncle was wronged by the sea water. Qu rubbed his hair (emotional language made up in his own brain), and immediately wanted to give him another slap.

Everyone knows that washing oil with clean water is not easy to do, Shi Yu looked at himself, then at the uncle, and immediately hugged the uncle horizontally, and took him into the room to take a bath.

The bathroom at home is much more well-equipped, and there is a shower that can be used, so I need to splash a little water in the pavilion.

After raising such a mermaid who only cherishes the preciousness or the uniqueness, Shi Yu of course helped him clean it up first, and finally put him in the bathtub to soak, and then went to the side to wash himself.

The uncle's tail is too long. This bathtub set according to the height of a human cannot allow the uncle to put his tail in. He can only stick it on the edge of the bathtub. The old man's habitual movements are shaking and shaking there, spreading all over the ground. It was water, and the furry pad doubled in size, probably full of it.

Shi Yu knocked on the glass in the shower room, signaling the uncle to restrain himself.

Shi Yu said it was embarrassing, but it was actually okay. The lower half of the shower room was made of frosted glass, so nothing could be seen, and both sides were male animals, so it was no big deal.

Doesn't he have an uncle?

...Oh, that's not true, maybe there is no such thing?

Shi Yu's eyes moved unhealthily to the uncle's tail. Although he knew that the reproductive organs of fish are usually hidden in the abdomen, he didn't know whether mermaids are this type. After all, there are no documents to refer to, right?

Sensing his gaze, the siren raised her head to look at him, her blue eyes were particularly glaring in the mist, she swished her head away and continued to take a bath.

Forget it, forget it.

Shi Yu finally wiped his body clean, and he didn't feel any greasy feeling anymore, so he came out with a towel around his lower body, and sat on the edge of the bathtub: "Do you want to rub your back again? I'm good at it." Already!"

Bath Worker Shiyu is online!

The uncle shook his head, indicating no need.

"Then brush the tail scales?"

No need.

Fine.

Shi Yu stretched out his hand: "Do you want to get up? Shall I send you back to sleep?"

The uncle nodded and put his hand on Shi Yu's. Shi Yu didn't think about wiping the water for others, anyway, he slept in the water when he returned to the kiosk, so it doesn't matter whether he wiped it or not.

Shi Yu exerted all his strength to drag the uncle up, the soft fish tail could not support the uncle upright, it fell on Shi Yu's body, his arms wrapped around his neck, Shi Yu also hugged it very consciously, and even flipped it upside down Britain.

"Why do I feel like you're gaining weight? Are you hoarding fat for the winter?"

The siren shook his head, put his hand on Shi Yu's lips, and Shi Yu said vaguely: "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, you don't need to gag me."

As soon as the two came out of the bathroom, they were stopped by the infinite system.

The little black cat sat at the door and said very politely: "Hello, Siren, as agreed, I'm here to see you."

The uncle put down his finger, Shi Yu blinked his eyes: "Wu Wu, you are here for vacation?"

"Yes, just drop by to meet the sirens."

Shi Yu still pretended to be stupid: "Do you know each other?"

"There is a chance."

The siren looked at Shi Yu, and Shi Yu understood what it meant in a second. He put it on the bed, but he was thinking in his heart—well, he shouldn't be lazy just now, and now he has to change the quilt and bed sheets.

The infinite system also came over and sat down in front of the siren.

The siren's thin lips moved, but did not make a sound. Instead, it glanced at Shi Yu, and then it reached out and pressed the head of the infinite system. A flash of data flashed in its eyes, and a fish and a cat stopped moving. .

It appears to be an encrypted call.

Shi Yu's leg was rubbed, he looked down, it was the system cat.The system cat pointed to the door, and then slipped out first, so Shi Yu had no choice but to follow him out. Of course, he remembered to grab a big sweater before going out.

[Mom, I was scared to death, Shiyu, you dare to take a bath with the uncle!Awesome! 】The system cat crouched outside the door and flicked its tail.

Shi Yu changed into his undershirt, took a towel and wiped his head, and asked: [Why did Wu Wu come to find the uncle? 】

[Unlimited said that it seems that the uncle reached some agreement with him. ] The system cat shook his ears in displeasure: [Tsk, this bitch still knows to hide it from me, and he didn't even ask me what it was. 】

At this time, Shi Yu had already brought the system cat to the living room, took a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and opened it, and said casually: [Oh, maybe it is to discuss how to kill the main system together. 】

System cat: [? ? ? 】

【How did you know? 】

【if not?What could be going on between the two of them?It can't be about discussing how to use mental power to attack the introduction to firewall technology, right? 】Shi Yu raised his head and poured half a bottle of Coke. His naked legs felt a little chilly when the wind blew. He kicked the system cat: 【Go, find me a pair of pants. 】

[Get it yourself! ...No, since we have to discuss how to build the main system, why don't you take us to play?Engage in encrypted calls in front of us, who do you look down on? 】

Shi Yu pressed its head and asked three soul questions: 【What kind of hot chicken are you?Do you know where you stand?One key is three yuan, three keys are ten yuan, how many do you get? 】

[emmmm...] The system cat rolled its eyes and refused to comment on Shi Yu's question. With a wave of its paw, Shi Yu's underwear and a pair of pajama pants appeared beside Shi Yu: [Wear yours, less nonsense. 】

One person and one cat looked at each other, and they were very clear about being a hot chick.

Q: What are the elements of winning by lying down with the boss?

Answer: 1. Give away fewer heads and don't hold back.

2. Listen to the boss and do whatever you want.

3. Obediently give up resources to let the boss develop.

Before the can of Coke was finished, the black cat came out of the room, and Shi Yu heard a call: [Come here. ]

Shi Yu got up awkwardly and walked to the room.

The system cat and the infinite system were fixed in place. Fortunately, the siren didn't intend to control them, and it was fine to stand for a while.

Shi Yu walked back to the room, and sat beside Siren very naturally. The Siren stretched out his arm, and Shi Yu consciously put his hand in the other's palm.

However, the siren didn't issue any other instructions, and Yu was almost able to move after this action. He asked the uncle respectfully if he had any instructions, while thinking that it was imminent to get a mobile phone for the uncle.

The old man pointed to the kettle on the table not far away, and Shi Yu felt that he got up and poured water for it. When the old man finished drinking, he approached it with a smile on his face, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and pointed at the camera. The two of them click together to take a selfie.

"I think you're usually quite boring, do you want to learn about human entertainment tools?" Shi Yu sat cross-legged next to the uncle, handed him the phone, pinched his fingers and taught him how to swipe the screen: "This is To take a picture is to save the image..."

When he said this, he got stuck—what should he say next?You can't teach the uncle to play moba games, can you?

news?Uncle doesn't pay attention to human news, does he?

All kinds of explosive short videos?That's even more nonsense, would the uncle like to watch humans make all kinds of weird movements and expressions, including but not limited to singing and dancing rap basketball?

That must be disliked.

When the uncle saw a human being, his first reaction was to kill or leave.

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When Siren saw it, Yu didn't speak for a long time, but instead pulled out the phone from his hand, and lit it casually.

I don't know what I clicked, but suddenly a strange groan sounded from the phone.

"en...good! OH! fuck..."

Like Shi Yufei, he snatched the phone and turned off some tacit small videos stored in the phone by adults, and chose to delete it without hesitation.

...Damn it, what a mess.

Shi Yu's toes almost tore through the sheets.

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