my boyfriend is a nerd

"Li Zhejiu!" A shout rang in the ears of Li Zhejiu who had just woken up.

Li Zhejiu turned her head away, looked at the angry boy standing in front of her, and remained silent.

"How dare you break my appointment!" The boy pinched both sides of Li Zhejiu's cheeks, gnashing his teeth as if he wanted to bite off a piece of flesh from Li Zhejiu's body, but there was an obvious smile in his eyes.

"..." Li Zhejiu continued to remain silent, not expressing any opinion on the fact that his cheeks were being pulled to the sides.

"What's wrong with you? Why don't you talk?" The boy finally realized that something was wrong, and slowly let go of his hand.What happened to Li Zhejiu today, wouldn't he struggle angrily if he was pinched in the face before?Why is there no reaction at all today?

"...Who are you?" After a moment of silence, Li Zhejiu finally spoke after adapting to his sore cheeks.

"Huh? What the hell?! You actually asked me who I am?! What's going on?! Li Zhejiu, you are really out of order today!" The boy widened his eyes in surprise, looked at Li Zhejiu and frowned.

"I don't know you." Li Zhejiu said calmly.

"Ci'ao, you won't know me if I don't see you for an afternoon?! Li Zhejiu, what on earth do you want?" The boy didn't believe Li Zhejiu's words at all, only thinking that he was joking with himself.

Li Zhejiu finally changed his expression, he frowned slightly: "Who are you, I don't know you."

"Ha, Li Zhejiu, your acting skills are good today." With a dry laugh, the boy still didn't want to believe what Li Zhejiu said. "Almost fooled me."

Li Zhejiu decided not to pay any attention to this self-deceiving boy, got off the bed, walked around the boy, opened the door and walked out.

"...Ci'ao, what happened?! How did things turn out like this?! Li Zhejiu, he actually forgot about me?! How is it possible! No, he must be lying to me! Yes, he is lying to me!" See Looking at Li Zhejiu's back, the boy scratched his hair irritably, finally made this judgment, and immediately made a decision in his mind.Okay, if you want to act, then I will act with you and see who can outperform the other!

The boy caught up with Li Zhejiu who was standing still in the corridor, grabbed his wrist, and pulled him back into the room.

Li Zhejiu let the boy pull him back into the room without struggling or anything, mainly because he just stood in the corridor and didn't know how to get there. Moreover, the boy seemed to have convinced himself that he really didn't know him. Then obey and see if he can be his guide here.

Ahem, although Associate Professor Li Zhejiu has a facial paralysis that only sees history books, he is not stupid at all. ☆_☆

"You just said, you don't know me?" After locking the door and turning around, the boy looked at Li Zhejiu and said seriously.

Li Zhejiu nodded.

"Well, if that's the case, let me introduce myself," the boy sighed, as if he finally accepted the fact, "My name is Bai Jiahan, and I'm your roommate."

"Roommate?" Li Zhejiu grasped the word sensitively.Please be considerate of the sensitivity to the term roommate as a 28-year-old man who has never shared a room, occasionally wants to but more often than not.

"..." Bai Jiahan was silent for a moment, Li Zhejiu even forgot this! ?What on earth did he remember from this play? !Bai Jiahan roared in his heart.But he didn't show it at all on his face: "We are sophomores at Jianying University, students in Class A of Internet Literature in the Chinese Department, you are now living in a dormitory with me, and I am the only one living with you in this dormitory."

"Jianying University... Internet Literature?" Li Zhejiu began to think, does Jianying University have a major in Internet Literature?Why no impression?Or do you not know?

"Bang bang bang!" Bai Jiahan was about to say something more when there was a rough knock on the door.

"Bai Jiahan! Li Zhejiu! You two are dead to me! Don't think I don't know you're inside!" The knock on the door continued, followed by a hoarse voice full of anger.

"Damn it, why did he come back so soon!" Bai Jiahan's face changed, and he shrank back two steps like a turtle, not wanting to open the door.

Then he saw Li Zhejiu, who had been expressionless the whole time, opened the door.Open the door... open the door... the door... I'm O!Li Zhejiu what are you doing!What do you want to do!What do you want to open the door for!Are you courting death?If you want to die, don't pull me! ! !

"Hello." Being tuned by Li Baba and Li Mama, the well-taught etiquette made him slightly nod and say hello when he opened the door and saw the boy standing at the door.

Then he was punched, a hard punch in the face.

"Hmph, are you finally willing to appear in front of my eyes? Don't hide?" The boy shook his hands and snorted from his nose in disdain.

Standing firm, Li Zhejiu looked at the boy who had just punched him, his eyes flashed, and he, who rarely gets angry, became a little angry.

"Hehe, you dare to look at me like this? Are you impatient? Tell you, I beat you!" The boy grabbed Li Zhejiu by the collar, looked into Li Zhejiu's eyes, and gritted his teeth .

"Ahan, you're crazy." Li Zhejiu pursed his lips, pursed the raging blood between his lower lips, and also suppressed the slight anger in his heart, and spoke lightly.

"I am inferior! Li Zhejiu, what do you mean?!" Hearing Li Zhejiu's words, Bai Jiahan became furious, "You don't remember me but you remember this bastard!? What the hell!"

"My student..." Li Zhejiu stopped short of saying these four words.Although the boy in front of him looks very similar to his student, Han, who is very close to him, but the feeling is still very different, "You are not Han, who are you? Han's relative?"

So the whole scene fell silent.

The people who came to watch the fun because they heard the boy shouting the door were so scared that their jaws almost dropped when they heard Li Zhejiu's words.What is this Li Zhejiu going crazy again today, to provoke that big devil Chen Yihan like this?He is looking for death, he is looking for death, he must be looking for death!

"Hey, is this how you behaved today? Pretending not to know me? Very good, Li Zhejiu, you really pissed me off today. If I don't fix it, you can't take care of yourself and I won't be named Chen!" Chen Yihan squinted and smiled Laughing, and then hit Li Zhejiu's soft abdomen with a punch.

"Hmm..." Li Zhejiu groaned in pain while hugging the hit part, but because someone was still grabbing his neck, he couldn't dodge, even curling up was a bit difficult.

"What are you doing here? Gathering a crowd to fight?" Just as Chen Yihan was about to move on to the next move, a cold voice sounded from the crowd.

Chen Yihan paused, turned his head to look at the man wearing glasses standing in the crowd, with a unwilling expression on his face, but he still angrily dropped the collar of Li Zhejiu who was tugging at him.

Li Zhejiu trotted up to the man, tilted his head, and looked puzzled: "Dad, didn't you go on your honeymoon? Why are you here?"

The expressions of the onlookers cracked again.

dad? !Did you hear me right, Li Zhejiu actually called Professor Li Dad? !Hmm... So speaking of it, both of them are surnamed Li, and both of them have facial paralysis... Besides, Li Zhejiu is only 19 years old, and Professor Li seems to be in his thirties, so it is entirely possible that Li Zhejiu is Professor Li's son. go!So, here comes the question, who the hell is Li Zhejiu?

The surrounding audience looked at Li Zhejiu and Professor Li with twinkling eyes.

Professor Li's paralyzed face finally cracked after hearing Li Zhejiu address him.

"What did you call me?" Professor Li asked coldly.

"Dad." Li Zhejiu replied stupidly.

"I'm only 27 years old, not as old as your son." Professor Li ground his back molars.

27 years old?Professor Li, you liar!With your appearance and temperament, no one would believe that you are 36 years old!The audience roared in their hearts.

Li Zhejiu quietly glanced at Professor Li who said that he was only 27 years old but no one believed him, turned his head and left: "I need to sleep again."

"Zhe Jiu, what are you doing..." Bai Jiahan walked up tremblingly and pulled Li Zhejiu's wrist.

"I must be dreaming." Li Zhejiu murmured looking at the hand holding his wrist, "Ah Han is not Ah Han, Dad is not Dad, Jianying is not Jianying, I am dreaming..."

"What are you talking about! Can you stop talking nonsense?!" Bai Jiahan couldn't take it anymore and patted Li Zhejiu on the head hard.

Then something happened that stunned everyone. After being slapped like this, Li Zhejiu fell straight up. Even Bai Jiahan, who was holding his wrist, didn't stop him, and almost got involved and fell together.

"I, I, I, I didn't do anything! Zhe Jiu, don't scare me!" Bai Jiahan was so frightened that he stuttered.Is there any mistake, so that it will fall down in one shot? !Is Li Zhejiu so fragile? !This is just a play!It's just a play!It must be a play! !

"Send him to the infirmary." Pushing the glasses, Professor Li sighed slightly, and left after saying this.

Bai Jiahan hurriedly carried Li Zhejiu on his back and ran to the infirmary.

The farce that happened in the boys' dormitory ended like this, but the rumors about this farce slowly became more and more intense.Li Zhejiu is the illegitimate son of Professor Li, Professor Li is only 27 years old, and Professor Li is so talented that he gave birth to Li Zhejiu when he was less than ten years old... Anyway, it can be said that it is so evil and passed on.

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Please don’t worry about not having a major in Internet Literature, thank you ︿(￣︶￣)︿

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