my boyfriend is a nerd

"What's the matter?" I found that everyone was looking at me, and I heard someone calling my name just now, as if it was someone who came to save me, so, where is the kidnapper?Why didn't you see the shadow of the kidnapper?Could it be that his students saved him?What happened when he looked back at history?Li Zhejiu was puzzled.

"Teacher, those people above... are here to save you?" A girl asked with a slobber.

"I don't know." Li Zhejiu shook his head.

"Huh?! They're all calling your name, aren't they here to save you?!"

"Ah, so to speak, I sent a distress signal just now... so it was so fast..."

"Wait... a distress signal?! When did you send a distress signal!?!"

"Well... when floating in the sky."

After hearing this, a group of students looked at me and I looked at you, and they all felt a little incredible.The distress signal sent while being carried away... forty pairs of eyes looked at the three boys who committed the "kidnapping" case, and there was an obvious accusation in their eyes: How did you do it!I don't even know that Li Zhejiu sent a distress signal while being "kidnapped"! !

"Zhejiu..." The tall boy looked at Li Zhejiu, "Didn't you be kidnapped, then how did you send the distress signal?"

"This one," Li Zhejiu pointed to the watch on his left wrist, "My mother gave it to me, saying it would help me in case of danger."

So...Li Zhejiu, did you rely on this watch to live to such an age!A group of students have ten thousand (grass mud) horses galloping in their hearts.

There is no need to doubt, after a week of getting to know Mr. Li Zhejiu, the brats in class B of world history have such a question in their hearts: How did he survive to such an age smoothly and safely?

"Well, Zhe Jiu," the tall boy coughed and said embarrassedly, "Actually, the person who kidnapped you was..."

The word "we" was buried by the slogan above:

"Stubborn resistance! Brothers, do it!"

Then there was the sound of "da da da" machine gun firing...

WTF!A group of students roared in their hearts, and hurriedly dodged the bullets falling from the sky.What's the situation!Aren't you here to rescue the kidnapped Li Zhejiu? ?Why do you say shoot and shoot!You guys are terrorists, right?He said he was here to save people, but he was actually here to satisfy his desire to kill!look forward to it! !

Even if a group of people are moving around there, how can the speed of people be faster than the speed of bullets?So 43 students were shot and fell to the ground. After 5 minutes, there was no one standing in the entire playground... Yes, Associate Professor Li was also shot and fell to the ground =_=.

"Solve it, go down and save people." The captain in charge of the rescue operation on the helicopter let out a sigh of relief, and waved his hands to signal his subordinates to go down and save people.

Eh?Didn't everyone get shot and fell to the ground? !How can you save people like this? ! ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

Hehe, boy, you still have a broken pattern, and you said that you are here to save people. How could they prepare conventional bullets? The shuttle is shot down, no matter whether he is a kidnapper or a hostage, just let him down!

Ten minutes later, an ordinary-looking man with glasses on his back came up: "Report to the officer, the hostages have been successfully rescued!"

"Very good, retreat!" The captain looked at the face of the man with glasses, and then compared the photos on the phone to make sure that he did not save the wrong person. The rescue operation was successfully concluded, and the return journey!

However, is it really that simple? =￣ω￣=Hehe...

After saving the person and handing them over to Li Mama, they will find a terrible thing, that is, Associate Professor Li can't wake up!Yes, just a small dose of anesthesia bomb, Associate Professor Li showed the appearance of sleeping until the end of time, no matter how people toss him, he just won't wake up.

So, what happened to Associate Professor Li?Well, this is why Associate Professor Li is distressed.

After being shot, Associate Professor Li fell down decisively and fell into a coma, but after a while, he found himself standing awake on the playground, watching the bullets flying randomly on the playground and hitting his students who were dodging bullets on the playground Ladies and gentlemen, watching those students who couldn't run away from bullets fell to the ground one by one, Li Zhejiu didn't realize what happened at first, until he saw several bullets passing through his body and hitting the playground ground, splashing sporadic Grass and dirt, and then realized: ah... So I was shot dead...

Li Zhejiu, who was thinking this way, just felt a sudden suction pulling him there, before he could resist, he was sucked by that suction, and then he really passed out.

When Li Zhejiu woke up, he found that the world he lived in had changed drastically.