my boyfriend is a nerd

As soon as he opened the door of the dormitory, Chen Yihan was thrown backward by the pungent smell, and was paralyzed by alcohol, sobering up his brain after a night of paralysis.

"What are you doing! The whole dormitory smells like safflower oil!" Chen Yihan yelled, covering his mouth and nose, frowning.

The movement of repeatedly applying safflower oil to his stomach paused, Li Zhejiu looked up at Chen Yihan, then lowered his head and continued to apply it earnestly, as if what he was doing was something sacred and inviolable.

"I'm going, Li Zhejiu, you're out of your mind, right? Why are you applying so much safflower oil!" Seeing Li Zhejiu's movements, Chen Yihan couldn't help feeling angry. No wonder the whole dormitory smelled of safflower oil. Look His posture, as if he would use up the whole bottle of safflower oil before giving up, is it crazy!

"...I was injured." Li Zhejiu explained, and glanced at Chen Yihan lightly.

Chen Yihan choked, looking at the injury, it was obviously the result of his kick last night.

"You don't need to apply so much safflower oil when you're injured. It's just bruises. Get a little safflower oil and rub the bruises away, and it will heal soon." After adapting to the smell of safflower oil, Chen Yihan's mind began to feel dizzy again Almost, she walked up to Li Zhejiu, snatched the safflower oil from his hand, put it on the table beside him casually, and covered Li Zhejiu's red and oily belly with the other hand because of applying too much medicinal oil. Press and knead with ingenuity.

Li Zhejiu looked down at Chen Yihan's hands rubbing his bruised belly, rubbing, blinking, "It hurts."

"Pain is right, the bottom is full of bruises, it will definitely hurt to rub the bruises away!" Chen Yihan looked at Li Zhejiu seriously, "The bruises here are like wooden thorns that usually stick into your fingers, if you don't touch them, it will fall It doesn't feel like much, but once you touch it, especially when you press it down so hard, you can taste it. If you don't rub it up, it will stay here for a long time."

While Chen Yihan was explaining, he kept rubbing and rubbing.If it were the usual Chen Yihan, this kind of behavior would definitely not happen to him, but who made him drunk. ╮(╯▽╰)╭（Toby: Mariah is a concoction with great stamina. (ω)）

However, Li Zhejiu didn't know that Chen Yihan was drunk, and he was still thinking: Actually, this person is not bad, right?Then continue to call him Han.

"Okay, it should be all right in a few days." Chen Yihan rubbed for more than ten minutes, and Li Zhejiu's whole belly was hot and hot, and then he shook his hands and stood up, "By the way, your back Are you okay? Turn around and let me have a look."

Having said that, Chen Yihan put his hands down on Li Zhejiu's shoulders spontaneously, twisted hard, and Li Zhejiu was forced to turn around.

"I can't touch the back." Li Zhejiu said.

"Well, then I'll help you." Chen Yihan blinked, seeing Li Zhejiu's back not moving, "It's bleeding, I'll give you some red medicine."

Chen Yihan took the medicine box, his eyes were dazed, and he rummaged through it, "Red potion... red potion... red potion... Hey, where is the red potion?" He caught a glimpse of the safflower oil that he had randomly placed on the table before. , "Oh, here it is."

So Chen Yihan took out a cotton swab, took the safflower oil, poured a little red oily liquid on the cotton swab, and gently wiped off the bloodshot wound on Li Zhejiu's back.

Without any precautions, the piercing, bone-piercing, heart-wrenching, brain-penetrating pain instantly invaded Li Zhejiu.

"Hiss!!!" Li Zhejiu was in so much pain that he couldn't speak, and could only gasp for breath.

"Oh, bear with it, the pain will be fine." Chen Yihan muttered dissatisfiedly, and poured some red oily liquid on a cotton swab to wipe off another wound.