my boyfriend is a nerd

Poured safflower oil into the palm of his hand, Li Zhejiu fumbled to rub it on the back of his head.

He applied it over and over, over and over again, and felt that it was not enough, so he applied it again. (Unlimited ← ghosts, animals ╮(╯▽╰)╭)

After applying the medicine, Li Zhejiu turned off the computer and climbed onto the bed with his head full of safflower oil.

Halfway through the climb, I remembered something, climbed down, put the history book gentleman who was dating today on the bed, and then continued to climb.

Today's appointment with the history book gentleman was interrupted by the barbarian, and now continues. (_)

Li Zhejiu successfully completed today's task: date with History Shujun until he falls asleep, let it go, and have sex. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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Kneeling on the ground in a red official robe, he stubbornly looked at Chen Yihan who was wearing a yellow dragon robe in front of him.

"Li Zhejiu, how dare you disobey me?! You are tired of work, aren't you! Ah?!" Chen Yihan kicked him in the stomach fiercely with a ferocious face, causing him to fall to the ground suddenly.

"Hmm..." Li Zhejiu snorted, holding Chen Yihan's ankle that was stepping on his stomach and refused to move with both hands, feeling a little difficult to breathe.

"Try not to listen to me in the future!" Chen Yihan grinned grimly.

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"Hahaha..." Li Zhejiu suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the dark ceiling, and realized that he was just dreaming.

It has to be said that Chen Yihan's kick at night left a shadow in Li Zhejiu's heart. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Although it was a dream, the pain in my stomach and back was so real that it was not a hallucination, and it was really difficult to breathe, what's going on? ⊙_⊙｜

The pressure and dull pain on the stomach cannot be ignored. Li Zhejiu groped towards the stomach with both hands. The hand was hard leather texture, very long, wide, and thick...

Oh, it's the history book gentleman.

The result of willful dating with the history book gentleman until he falls asleep is that he is overwhelmed by the history book gentleman in the middle of the night and has nightmares. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Inviting the mischievous history book gentleman to lie down beside the pillow, Li Zhejiu was going to continue to sleep, but couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

Half lying down, he turned his head to look at Chen Yihan's bed, there was a shadow over there, what he was like before he fell asleep, and what he is now.

"He hasn't come back yet... um... what time did he come back?" Li Zhejiu's children's shoes suddenly thought of this question, and felt that it was really wrong for him to show so little concern for his roommates living together.

But, how about the old saying?A dog can't change it... No, no, it's too vulgar!Oh, actively admit your mistakes and never change your nature!Huh, something seems wrong?Well, let’s just pick it up, anyway, that’s what it means.

Reflecting on his own mistakes, Li Zhejiu lay down and continued to sleep. However, the pain in his abdomen and back followed him like maggots attached to his bones, making him unable to ignore it.

Strange, obviously not injured, why is it so painful?

Li Zhejiu was puzzled.

He reached out and touched the white, tender belly.

Hmm... very smooth, no injuries?

Li Zhejiu blinked and pressed hard.

"Hiss! It hurts!" Li Zhejiu burst into tears from the pain.

Blinking away the water vapor in his eyes, Li Zhejiu climbed out of bed carefully avoiding his belly, turned on the light, lifted the hem of his clothes, and looked intently, only to see a big blue-purple footprint floating on his white, tender belly, which was shocking.

"Why, how did this happen?" Li Zhejiu was so startled that he almost lost his ability to speak, and he was dumbfounded for a while before he muttered.

I obviously saw it before I went to bed, it’s all right, my stomach is like this, what about my back?

Scratching his head, Li Zhejiu went to the bathroom to have a look, and he was relieved to find that the condition of the back was much better than that of the abdomen, but there were some bruises and red blood streaks on the butterfly bone, and there was nothing serious about it.

"These, it should be useful to use this?" Holding the safflower oil, Li Zhejiu said to himself, "Well, it is useful because of bruises."