toxic roommate

For some reason, after seeing Zhen Shuang's words, Tao Mengzhu became inexplicably nervous.

The room next door was extremely quiet. She thought for a few minutes, hesitated for a few minutes, and finally got up lightly and walked to the door, silently locking the door from the inside.

A woman's sixth sense has always been a very accurate thing. She faintly sensed that danger was approaching, as if this quiet night with only the sound of insects was the calm before a storm.

After locking the door, she lamely lay back on the bed.

Ten minutes later, Zhen Shuang's footsteps came from outside the house, from the next door to the door.

Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of the door handle being stuck.

Tao Mengzhu sat up suddenly, feeling like he was facing the beginning of a ghost story.

"Leader, do you still lock the door when you sleep at night?" Zhen Shuang said, and patted the door hard.

"Why haven't you slept yet? It's so late." Tao Mengzhu pretended to be very sleepy, trying to play haha ​​and get away with it.

"You said you finished today, and I've been waiting for the ending." Zhen Shuang said, knocked on the door again, and said in a good tone: "Let me in."

"doing what?"

"Talk about life, talk about ideals." Zhen Shuang replied.

Tao Mengzhu pursed his lips, got up and walked to the door, and said, "You must first make sure you are calm enough."

"I'm calm now, listen to my voice, I'm calm now." Zhen Shuang said, knocking on the door a few times for the third time.

Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath and opened the locked door.

The next second, Zhen Shuang rushed in, his red eyes were full of anger, and he put on a distorted appearance of gnashing his teeth.

Tao Mengzhu lowered her eyebrows and glanced at the cell phone tightly held in Zhen Shuang's hand, and instantly felt that it was much thicker tonight, as if it was no longer a cell phone, but a brick that could be glued to someone's head at any time.

After writing articles for so many years, she has naturally felt the anger of various readers through the computer screen. There are many readers who have been abused by her to the point of jumping. The author sent a blade, trying to strangle the author's speech.

Moreover, not to mention across the computer, even readers from the same city, even Yu Xiaoqiu who knew her home address, would not be able to come and beat her up that night after reading it.

The urge to send the blade is short-lived. After falling asleep, the sadness will always subside, and after the sadness subsides, the blade will always be saved.

Tao Mengzhu felt that she was very calm in the face of readers' anger, but she was helpless. It was the first time she met a reader like Zhen Shuang who could rush to her to express her anger within a few minutes after reading it, and she was a little confused for a while. .

"What about calm down?" she asked, subconsciously taking two steps back.

"I can't wait to pinch you!" Zhen Shuang gritted his teeth and approached Tao Mengzhu a few steps.

"Next book." Tao Mengzhu continued to take a few steps back pretending to be calm.

"Ah, ah, ah, you stepmother!" Zhen Shuang strode forward, grabbed Tao Mengzhu's wrist, and said, "I don't believe you will fuck!"

"Next book." Tao Mengzhu said, while panicking silently, he raised his hand that was not caught and patted Zhen Shuang's shoulder, and said calmly: "Even if we are just friends, you shouldn't rush into the room in the middle of the night. My room has physical contact with me, don't forget that I am a crook, in case I rushed to the head with beast blood, the one who was grabbed in a while will have to be replaced."

Zhen Shuang was stunned for a moment, then silently let go of her hand, as if she was calming herself down.

However, the calmness did not last for a few seconds. This time Zhen Shuang raised his hand and pushed Tao Mengzhu onto the bed, stepped forward and grabbed her hands, and said, "Come on! Are you coaxing the child? Just you With a fragile physique that can be taken to the hospital by drinking water in the middle of the night, and you still want to see the beast’s blood boil in front of me, you give me a beast! See if I don’t give you all back!”

Tao Mengzhu was startled immediately: "What do you want to do at night? Fuck me?"

This mysterious pose...

It's really exciting but useless!

"Fuck you! Tell me! Is there any special reunion!"

"There is no extra story." Tao Mengzhu didn't bother to struggle, anyway, she didn't believe that Zhen Shuang could do anything to her, even if it did, she must be the one who enjoyed it.

"There is no episode! Why is there no episode!"

"Because it's marked as complete, no new chapters can be added."

"Can't it be changed back to serial status?"

"No."

"how is this possible!"

"It's finally finished writing, so I can take a breather and rest. I don't want to write extra episodes, and I don't have any extra episodes to write." Tao Mengzhu said, and said seriously what Zhen Shuang didn't understand: "I just finished posting. You have to wait for the editor to open the website to apply for settlement, and you have to wait a few days to withdraw cash after opening, if you really write a few more days, I won’t have the money to go out with you.”

"Is the procedure for withdrawing cash complicated after completion?"

"It's not too complicated, just have to wait." Tao Mengzhu said, he wanted to shrug his shoulders to express his helplessness, but found that he was pressed tightly by Zhen Shuang, and his strength was really not small.

Thinking about it carefully, when Zhen Shuang first arrived, she was the only one who carried and carried all the luggage. Although she was not very tall, she was quite petite, but she was a bit scary when she was fierce.

"..." Zhen Shuang was silent for a while, then let go of Tao Mengzhu silently, sat down on the edge of the bed, and said: "You can understand the kind of update that was silent all night because you knew it would end, and finally got it, but I wanted to watch it but dared not, for fear that I would not be able to fall asleep after reading it, so I struggled for a long time, and finally decided to watch it, but after reading it, I found that I really couldn’t sleep, did I feel like I wanted to strangle the author to death?"

"Not really." Tao Mengzhu shook his head.

Zhen Shuang gritted her teeth and took a deep breath, saying, "Goodbye, our friendship has come to an end!"

"I'll treat you to something to eat tomorrow?" Tao Mengzhu hurriedly got up, and grabbed Zhen Shuang's wrist with quick eyes and hands.

"Ha ha!"

"Japanese food? Thai food? Korean BBQ?"

"Hehehe! I'm not interested in those!"

"Oh, then you like local ones, see...Spicy shrimp? Black bean curd? Old duck soup?"

"Am I the kind of person who would easily compromise for food!" Zhen Shuang asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"Isn't it?" Tao Mengzhu asked back.

After struggling for a while, Zhen Shuang swallowed, touched his stomach, and said, "Yes."

Tao Mengzhu lay down again relieved, and said: "Tomorrow, I will treat you to a big meal, order whatever you want, and you will have money."

"But now you say I'm hungry."

Tao Mengzhu couldn't laugh or cry immediately: "Then what do you want?"

"I remember there are instant noodles in the kitchen." Zhen Shuang said, turned and walked to the kitchen.

One second he was still angry about be, but the next second he was ready to turn his anger into appetite?

I really want to be a good roommate...

Tao Mengzhu was speechless for a long time, couldn't help getting up and turning on the lights in the bedroom and living room, and then went into the kitchen to take a look.

Zhen Shuang had already taken the eggs, ham sausage, cabbage, radish and chili sauce out of the refrigerator, and the water had already boiled. At this moment, she was looking at the braised beef in her left hand and the old man in her right hand with a difficult choice. Altar sauerkraut...

Isn't it good to soak instant noodles in hot water?Do you need to be so particular about it?

Tao Mengzhu stood aside silently with a look of incomprehension, watching Zhen Shuang weigh it for a long time, and finally chose to put down the braised beef on the left, grabbed another bag of sauerkraut and walked to the boiling pot, cut up Radish and ham sausage.

After the water boiled, she suddenly scratched her head, wondering: "What should I put first? Are radishes the most boilable?"

"Eh..." Tao Mengzhu, who knew nothing about the kitchen, pondered for a moment, and said, "Should I put the seasoning package first? Then the radish, noodles, cabbage and ham sausage."

"Are you serious?"

"Seriously... let's be." Tao Mengzhu looked at the sky silently, and said, "I guess, I always eat instant noodles with water..."

"I think what you said is very reasonable." After getting an affirmative answer that was not sure, Zhen Shuang poured all the seasoning packets into the boiling pot without saying a word, and hummed in a good mood. It sounds like a crazy version of Nanshan Nan.

"You are drifting in the hearse in the bright southern sun~~ I am dancing on the grave in the cold night in the north~~ If there is time before dark, I will goug your eyes~~ Shroud catwalk show, I can't finish a dream~~"

"Nanshan South, North Autumn Sad, rice mixed with ashes~~~ Nan Feng Nan, Bei Hai Bei, tombstone for surfing~~ah~ for surfing~~~~tombstone~~~~~"

Listening to the slightly out-of-tune and emotional singing, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help rubbing his forehead, and couldn't help sighing in his heart: Roommate is really a strange woman who is both funny and rough.

"Aha! It's almost ready! I'm starving to death!" Zhen Shuang said, broke the cleaned cabbage a few times, and threw it into the pot together with the ham sausage.

"I ordered this for supper, is it really good?"

"No, what are you doing here? Don't you also want to eat?" Zhen Shuang glanced at Tao Mengzhu with disgust, and continued to hum her "rice mixed with ashes, tombstone for surfing".

Tao Mengzhu was speechless for a moment, but silently scrolled through Weibo at the table.

After a while, Zhen Shuang walked over to the table with the instant noodles divided into two small bowls, and said, "Eat, eat, be careful of getting hot, eat early and go to bed early!"

Tao Mengzhu put away the phone, took the bowls and chopsticks, and after a few seconds of silence, couldn't help asking: "Have you ever been afraid of me?"

"Yes, every time you tell me to be quiet, I think you are very fierce." Zhen Shuang replied, looked at Tao Mengzhu thoughtfully, then buried her head in picking up a piece of cabbage, put it to her mouth and blew it up.

"I mean, about my sexuality, have you... ever been scared?"

"Aha?" Zhen Shuang looked up at Tao Mengzhu with a confused face, it seemed that it was too late, she felt that her mind was not clear enough to think about such profound questions.

However, she soon ushered in Tao Mengzhu's second question: "If I really liked you, would you avoid me?"