toxic roommate

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Tao Mengzhu always felt that after his roommate heard the words of rent-free, his eyes became terrified.

Could it be that the roommate noticed some clues?For example... her landlord's sexual orientation.

God knows that the words just now were completely subconsciously dominated, and she regretted it as soon as the words fell!

How can there be a normal landlord in this world who just gives the tenant free rent?No matter how good the relationship is, it is not a family!No matter how indifferent she is, no matter how stupid and straightforward Zhen Shuang is, it is impossible for her to accept such benefits in vain as a friend...

Tao Mengzhu looked calm and nervous, while Zhen Shuang looked nervous and terrified.

The two stared at each other for a few seconds, Zhen Shuang swallowed first, and asked anxiously, "Master Landlord... are you trying to drive me away!"

Tao Mengzhu was stunned.

"I was quarreling a little bit, I have a dog, but... But I think we get along very well, our friendship seems... It seems to be very strong!" Zhen Shuang said, his eyes rolled up and down, left and right twice , raised an index finger, and said seriously: "Are you joking? It's not that I'm not allowed to live here, is it?"

"Uh... well, just kidding, just kidding..." Tao Mengzhu subconsciously avoided his gaze.

"Hi!" Zhen Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, waved his hands, and said with relief: "I was scared to death, can you not be so serious when you are joking, I am scared to death! It is a pity not to act with your acting skills. .”

Tao Mengzhu couldn't laugh or cry: "Why do you think I want to drive you away instead of giving you rent-free?"

"You don't need to think about it? Brothers are still clear accounts. Why are we not brothers? Am I stupid... This is not a small sum. If you really forgive me, then there must be some big conspiracy in it Wait for me." As Zhen Shuang said, he stretched out his right hand and snapped his fingers twice, but neither time, he spread his hands out of embarrassment, and said, "I seem to have made up a conspiracy-oriented horror and suspense story in my brain." Novel, the landlord murders and dismembers the body, the schemer blames the co-living roommate, and then gets away with it.”

"What if I just want to say to you: 'Don't pay the rent, just make a promise with your body, this house will be yours for the rest of your life.' What about that?" Tao Mengzhu cautiously probed.

In order to hide her guilty conscience, she raised her legs as calmly as possible, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, and blew a hooligan whistle, trying not to look too serious at this moment.

In this regard, Zhen Shuang did not hesitate to activate the skill "Ear Piercing Magic Sound"...

"Ahahahahahahahaha!" Her smile seemed to be poked badly, and she couldn't stop for a long time.

The tension in Tao Mengzhu's heart gradually turned into a kind of disgust: "Is it funny?"

"The domineering landlord falls in love with me, the domineering landlord takes care of me, and the domineering landlord takes care of me!" Zhen Shuang laughed and covered her chest, and said, "No, it's not possible, the rich and the rich can't be lewd, the poor and the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be subdued! It is impossible for me to sell my soul for a rent of fifteen thousand a month."

Zhen Shuang said so, and suddenly put on a face of epiphany, leaned against the table, hooked his fingers, and said: "But since it's a joke, should I cooperate with you and say: Come on, come on, come on! I!"

"Anything you want, anyway, at least three months at least once." Tao Mengzhu couldn't help shaking his head with his hands on his forehead, and silently lamented the fearless unrestrainedness of his roommate...

"Is there a half-year discount?" Zhen Shuang asked again.

"I've already given you a discount." Tao Mengzhu looked up at Zhen Shuang.

"Huh?" Zhen Shuang was confused.

"One person, one dog, it's a huge discount without double the discount." Tao Mengzhu said, yawning, and calmly eliminated the embarrassment in his heart just now.

Regarding this, Xiao Ritian showed a hundred thousand dissatisfaction, and yelled at Tao Mengzhu several times.

Zhen Shuang pursed her lips, turned around and went out while transferring the money: "It doesn't matter, anyway, the share Yu Xiaoqiu gave me is enough for me to pay the rent."

Tao Mengzhu still wanted to say something, and an Alipay transfer message popped up on the phone.

Three losses

[Transfer] Transfer 9002.33 yuan to you

[Remarks: Laughing often, rich and willful. ]

"Hao is inhumane!" Tao Mengzhu looked at Zhen Shuang's back indignantly: "You are rich and self-willed, why don't you have the ability to add 2 to double digits!"

"Beautiful idea! Go to your [-] little goblins!" A taunt with a devilish laughter came from the next room.

I miss you more than ten thousand.Tao Mengzhu pursed his mouth, stretched his waist, and continued to code.

The speed of her coding has always fluctuated back and forth between 500-1500, slow and unstable, and it cannot be compared with those authors who can code one chapter an hour. In order to update [-] a day, she has to spend more time than the same amount of updates There are many more authors.

During this period of time, except for eating and walking the dog, she was basically facing the document from morning to night, and she rarely even had time to look at other things and rest her brain.

Giving up is actually very simple. Everyone has already said things like "wait for a slap in the face". Obviously, they didn't have much trust from the beginning.

After all, she has always been a person who loves to beat herself up, intermittently full of ambition, and persistently depressed.

For example, it is agreed to get full attendance for [-] a day, but the website has a rule that you can get full attendance even if you only cut off one day a month. In this case, she will definitely find a reason to cut off that day to give herself Take a vacation.

For another example, if it is agreed to add more the next day, but the number of life and death is less than [-] the next day, she will silently code about [-] to [-], and then say proudly: "Look, today's chapter is more than [-]." Always be fat!"

She even finished a few times, and she said: "It's almost over, little angels like to watch which cp's episodes, you can go to my Weibo to vote, and the top three votes will write episodes." Three's CP silently had a headache: "What to do, I can't write it, ah, then write another CP..."

Shaking m readers said: I have long been used to the lord's self-slap in the face. This time, the lord's promise of [-] daily updates is the same as getting a piece of top-quality equipment with the [unrepairable] attribute in the game. □□ How long is completely unknown, and it is not uncommon for it to be broken that day.

The fact is also true, Tao Mengzhu didn't know how long he could hold on, and even wanted to give up several times in just over half a month, but as long as he looked at the increased income due to the increase in the number of updates, and the benefits the editor gave him As the recommendation list gets better and better, she will grit her teeth and snuff out the sparks of "giving up" in her heart again and again.

Tao Mengzhu told himself that one person can get by in fashion, but how can the future of two people continue to degenerate?

As a result, she once again became a struggling party active in the early morning, listening to her roommate's muttering while sleeping every night, and flaunting the so-called meaning for her efforts and persistence.

Every day when Tao Mengzhu goes to sleep and wakes up, she feels more firmly that her roommate is more important than the day before.

If it is said that happiness needs to be with one person and accompany each other for a lifetime, then she will definitely not let go of the person who can make her happy easily.

……

It was past three o'clock in the morning again, and the light bulbs of the chandelier were a bit thick, and they flickered from time to time, making the noise very annoying.

"The light bulbs I bought have been delivered for four days, and they haven't arrived yet." Tao Mengzhu's ten fingers were dancing on the keyboard, and the words of complaint were accompanied by the rhythmic sound of the keyboard to the next door.

"Bad review him!" Zhen Shuang whispered and yawned.

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help persuading him: "If you're sleepy, go to bed first."

Zhen Shuang replied: "I'm not sleepy, how far are you?"

"One thousand and five, come on, you go to bed first."

"Then I'll wait until after the update before going to bed."

"Then I'll try to be as fast as possible." Tao Mengzhu said, the corners of his mouth raised slightly unconsciously.

"En." Zhen Shuang responded softly, and subconsciously nodded.

Holding the phone, she closed her eyes amidst the sound of the keyboard, and within a few minutes, she fell into a deep sleep.

After four o'clock in the morning, Tao Mengzhu finally uploaded the update. He stared at his roommate's chat window for a few minutes in a daze, then said "good night" softly after regaining consciousness, and hung up the voice call.

Waking up at noon the next day, two sleepy-eyed people hugged each other's mobile phones to urge each other to get up, urging each other to get up, urging each other to get up, and stayed in bed for half an hour before successfully letting their feet touch the ground.

After lunch, Tao Mengzhu returned to the computer, only to see a very familiar profile picture flashing in the lower right corner.

That is light moon.

The relationship between her and Qingyue is rather embarrassing. After all, no matter how much she thinks about it, no matter how nonchalant she is, it is impossible to pretend that nothing happened.

So, since I added her back last time, I haven't contacted her again, and each of them is in each other's friend list, lying dead as a former or ordinary friend.

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:01:33

It's been quite a while since the update.

You can tell if you don’t move [-] a day, there is no need to hold on, everyone knows that you are slow and lazy.

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:21:22

Isn't it ten thousand?After dozens of times in many days, it became obedient.

To put it bluntly, isn't it just a matter of habit?what's there to be afraid of

Tao Mengzhu's reply to these two sentences is full of self-confidence. Even if she doesn't have half a dime of self-confidence on her face at this moment, she still has to show a confident look in front of others...

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:23:33

Dozens of times in a few days, are you on drugs?

The latest update time is past two o'clock in the early days, and four or five o'clock in the late hours. Others have finished their lunch before you get up, and others are about to wake up, and you start to sleep.

You don't have a girlfriend to care about, so you're ready to go to heaven?

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:24:11

_ (: 3 "∠) _

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:24:15

What's wrong with you recently, suddenly you are so desperate, is this still you?

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:24:20

No, I just feel that my previous living conditions were pretty bad (._.)

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:25:13

It's even worse now“_“

[Bye bye] What kind of life is this for you?A little more effort can turn day and night upside down.

Shall I give you a compliment?Young man, the quality of life has improved recently, and the time difference is almost catching up with European and American countries. I am optimistic about you.

Seeing Qingyue's cynicism, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being taken aback.

She hadn't chatted with Qingyue like this for so long that she almost forgot Qingyue's usual tone of voice. Looking at it now, she couldn't react for a while.In fact, Qingyue has always spoken like this, with such a sharp mouth and tofu heart, the more hurtful her words are, the more anxious she is.

She stared at these words in a daze, as if the gap between her and Qingyue had never existed.

After a long silence, she spoke her mind.

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:37:02

I just wanted to make money and suddenly wanted to make money.

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:37:08

Are you in love?

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:37:22

Not really, unrequited love.

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:37:29

Did you not say it, or did she not agree?

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:37:41

I can't say she's straight

you know her

Three losses (._.)

This time, it was Qingyue's turn to be silent for a long time.

Tao Mengzhu didn't dare to speak for a while, the guilt towards Qingyue at the beginning is still there, she doesn't know whether Qingyue's silence at this moment is because she likes someone else, or because she likes Sankui.

There is a big difference between the two, the former will make her feel more guilty, while the latter will make her suffer Qingyue's contempt and disgust.

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:45:07

To be honest, I'm complicated inside.

Whoever you want to harm is not good, but it is her.

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:45:31

_ (: 3 "∠) _

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:45:42

No matter what, the body is the most important thing.

Dreamed of a bamboo 13:45:49

(._.)Thanks

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 13:46:02

Thank you, I'm just a talker, if you want to die, I can't stop you.

Thank you so much, why don't you help me set up a discussion group with the dirty girl, satisfy my desire/desire to hook up with her, and help you find out her tone by the way?

It's okay to be embarrassed, I know it's not good.

Tao Mengzhu held his chin in thought for a while, then raised his head and shouted to the neighbor: "Roommate, I have a good friend who has liked you for a long time, and wants to hook you up, okay?"

"No problem!" The roommate next door replied very readily.

Tao Mengzhu snapped his fingers and created a three-person discussion group for Qingyue and Zhen Shuang.

Dreaming of a Bamboo: Light Moon Dance

Dreamed of a bamboo: roommate (convex one_one) conve

Dreamed of a bamboo: You two talk, I will hide first.

Qingyue Dance Fleeing Years: I am nervous because you hide!

Qingyue Dance Fleeing Years: Three losses, great thanks!

Three thanks to mouth teeth: I remember you, the girl who sent me the link to Phoenix Novels!

Three bad teeth: wait a minute.

Three thanks to mouth teeth: Why are there two capitalized middle fingers behind my remarks? Σ(⊙▽⊙”a…

Three bad words: The landlord [smiles] explain.

Dreaming of a Bamboo: [Gaze of Wisdom]

Three mouth teeth: (convex one_one) convex

Dreamed of a bamboo: [looks indifferent]

Three thanks to mouth teeth: [If you look like this, no boy will like you]

Three bad teeth: [Of course there will be no girls]

Light Moon Dance Fleeing Years: [I was so scared that I dropped all my melon seeds]

Dreaming of a bamboo: [Gaze of Wisdom] You two talk, I code words

San Kui Mouth: [You successfully caught my attention]

Light Moon Dance Fleeing Years: Great, you refuse to add friends to everyone [sad]

Three thanks to the mouth: Come on, girl, I will add you!

This was the last sentence Tao Mengzhu saw, and then she turned off the discussion group and ran away.

It is really a sad and embarrassing thing to accidentally expose that painful note.

Tao Mengzhu silently coded for a while, and the more he coded, the more flustered he became. Subconsciously, he clicked on the discussion group and took a look, only to find that the two had discussed private chats after adding friends, and he was a little confused for a while.

For some reason, when she thought that Qingyue might have a good chat with Zhen Shuang at this moment, she became inexplicably nervous.

At this moment, Zhen Shuang in the next room was staring at the computer screen in a daze.

She had a very happy chat with Qingyue, and apart from being a bit jerky at the beginning, there have been many topics.

From her own video, to chatting about the novel of the boss in the next room, the two even conspired together, and behind their backs, they ruthlessly disliked the stepmother whose main character talks, breathes, sleeps and walks with a tragic atmosphere.

During the chat, Zhen Shuang found that Qingyue cared about Tao Mengzhu very much, and not only cared, but also understood her very well, even better than Yu Xiaoqiu and her three high school classmates.

About Tao Mengzhu's schedule, Tao Mengzhu's preferences, Tao Mengzhu's taste, and even his temper...

So, she asked Qingyue: [Laughing like a barbell] You are very familiar with the leader, you are not classmates in primary school, are you?

Qingyue's reply was very short and simple: No, I was just her ex. Later, I always felt that she was too difficult to serve, so I broke up with her.

This sentence, at first glance, does not seem to have any problems.

However, in the next second, Zhen Shuang suddenly realized something, and clicked on Qingyue's q/q profile to take a look.

Gender: Female

Gender: Female

Gender: Female

The landlord is a... gay?

This world seems to be a bit of a mystery... Zhen Shuang felt that he needed to be silent for a while.

So, she stared at the computer screen in a daze.

The moment he came back to his senses, he was forced to go back several times in a row as if struck by five thunderbolts.

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 15:03:21

What's wrong with you, dirty girl?

Zhen Shuang gritted her teeth, of course she was terrified!

Yesterday, the landlord next door was still joking about exempting her from rent, and she shamelessly said, "Show me the front."

Today, someone told her that the landlord next door is actually capitalized les, so why doesn't she panic?

For a moment, she had a lot of questions in her mind, but she didn't dare to ask Qingyue a single word.

This girl has such a good relationship with the landlord, what if she said something wrong and it was broadcast live?

Three bad teeth 15:03:29

[Confused look] So she is Lala!

My mother, I finally know why she liked me so much when I first came here.

[Confused look] Because she said she was broken in love, I told her: man, he is very cheap, the better you treat him, the more he thinks you won't leave him.

[Grass mud horse, my heart hurts] After a long time, I was making up the knife.

[hp-9999999999]

I keep sending her these two expressions [You look like this, there will be no boys like you] [Of course there will be no girls]

[Fall down and get up] It wasn't intentional, how can I break it, I heard that Virgos are good at holding grudges, no wonder she always despises me!

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 15:04:01

[I was so scared that all the melon seeds dropped]

Zhen Shuang finished posting these words pretending to be stupid, and quickly clicked on the webpage. Baidu asked a profound question - "Will there be a pure friendship between Les and a straight daughter?"

……

On the other side, just as Tao Mengzhu finished coding [-] characters, he saw Qingyue's profile picture flashing up again. When he clicked on it, he saw a screenshot of an extremely fresh chat record, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

Dreamed of a bamboo 15:07:33

What does it mean that a Virgo is good at holding grudges!

[Grass mud horse, my heart hurts]

Light Moon Dance Fleeting Years 15:07:38

I also wanted to guide you from the side, but her focus was so biased that I couldn't guide her.

So straight, you wish you luck.

Tao Mengzhu 15:07:45

[People are hard to break] [I want to be quiet] [Learn to be strong]

I'm going to code.

Tao Mengzhu thought, that's good, at least she doesn't have to worry about Qingyue revealing her sexual orientation, and she doesn't have to worry about her roommate deliberately alienating her because she is a les.

The two lived together for almost three months, and in a blink of an eye, May came to August.

When Qingyue had nothing to do and seriously questioned the quality of life of the two of them, the two dead houses who hardly went out finally had the consciousness to eat fresh fruit. They bought a big watermelon while walking the dog, and the two took turns to exchange it. After hugging all the way, I finally managed to carry the watermelon back home.

When Zhen Shuang cut the watermelon, like a crazy person, he first broke a melon in half, and then went crazy at one half, chanting the strange incantation of "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" to fall.

Tao Mengzhu stood guard, and Xiao Ritian also circled around the legs of the table.

After Zhen Shuang cut the half of the watermelon, he picked a big one and handed it to Tao Mengzhu, and subconsciously recited a line that he had seen somewhere: "Eat my melon, forget your him."

After saying this, she was stunned, and carefully aimed her eyes at Tao Mengzhu.

Tao Mengzhu glanced at the watermelon in his hand thoughtfully, then took a bite silently, and said, "However, I paid for this melon. If you eat my melon, you will be mine."

"Hahahahahahaha..." Zhen Shuang grinned, and ran to wash the knife.

Tao Mengzhu didn't say anything more, just went to the trash can and vomited.

"Leader, I ask you a serious question."

"You ask." Tao Mengzhu turned around and looked at Zhen Shuang lightly, but he was very nervous.

Zhen Shuang scratched the base of her ear and said, "Hey, I don't know how to ask this question, this question is so profound..."

"Hey, I don't know how to say it." Zhen Shuang was so tangled up that he was in a bad mood. Should he ask whether he was a friend in the landlord's heart or something else...

"What do you want to ask? It's okay, just tell me." Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath, she felt that she could hold on, if Zhen Shuang asked, she would be honest.

"That, that..." Zhen Shuang gritted her teeth, and finally slapped the table violently. As if mustering up a lot of courage, she spoke seriously, "Master, are you..."

Seeing Zhen Shuang's tense expression that hesitated to speak, Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath but didn't dare to let it out.

Tao Mengzhu has written so many novels and described so many confession scenes, but he still feels at a loss in front of the person he likes.

How should I answer in a while, and how should I confess vividly?If your roommate refuses, how can you show your generosity?How to continue to maintain the current relationship... In fact, she rehearsed it in her heart countless times, but she still couldn't stop the terrible tension in her heart at this moment.

"Are you going to be again? Can you show me your outline!" Zhen Shuang said, turning her head to look out the window: "The weather is really nice today, it doesn't matter if you want to." Anyway, what she really wanted This is not the question...