toxic roommate

Zhen Shuang's shopping is always fast, Tao Mengzhu was walking towards the canteen, and saw Zhen Shuang with a dog leash on his wrist, running back with a cute dog in each hand, and said: "Here, yours."

"Didn't you say to eat it by yourself?" Tao Mengzhu reached out to take it, with infinite comfort in his heart.

Zhen Shuang nodded: "If you want it, I'll eat two for myself. If you want it, then each person will have one."

Xiao Ritian whined aggrievedly at her feet.

Seeing that Zhen Shuang seemed to want to bite off a piece for Xiao Ritian to eat, Tao Mengzhu immediately stopped her and said, "Dogs don't seem to be able to eat ice cream."

"Ah? Will you?" Zhen Shuang was confused.

"I'm not sure, but a friend of mine who owns a dog told me that the sugar and milk in ice cream are not good for the dog's tooth decay and stomach, especially for puppies, which are prone to diarrhea." Tao Mengzhu said, Xiao Ritian once again cried out in dissatisfaction.

Zhen Shuang nodded in admiration, and said, "Okay, okay, get is here!"

Seeing Xiao Ritian's dissatisfied face, the two finally decided to buy a ham sausage to appease its wounded heart.

Xiao Ritian was satisfied after getting the food. He wagged his tail so fast, raised his head so high, and hopped so fast all the way. He only hated that there was an extra dog chain around his neck, and he couldn't pretend to fly freely.

After talking and laughing, the two returned home, stood at the door of each other's room and looked at each other for three seconds. In the end, each took their own pajamas, each had a toilet, took a shower separately, and each went about its own business.

After eleven o'clock in the evening, Tao Mengzhu put in the [-] promised during the day, and instantly leaned back in the chair with relief.

A few minutes later, I read the comments, and there were several more in an instant, all of which praised the author's hard work. For a while, Tao Mengzhu's heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment.

Master of Fenghuang Novel Network:

Hello everyone, I have made a decision. Starting today, I will update [-] times a day.The author is going to start the codeword mode of using rope to life, please support the genuine version, and refuse to pirate and reprint.

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Disrespectful_I am a beautiful cow: My God, this is just like a dream!Waiting for a slap in the face [doge] likes 67

Chiguoguo who can't eat enough: Attention everyone, this is a flag.Like 25

Langshan Yu: Leader, you are suddenly so diligent, Yuyu panicked [Poor] Like 123

I'm a cake shopper: I looked at the calendar in trepidation, today is really not April Fool's Day!Leader, are you serious?Like 44

Tao Mengzhu pursed her lips, why didn't these people believe in her determination?How could she just slap her in the face?She thinks she is very diligent.

It's almost as good as black.

She glanced at the flashing small group profile picture in the lower right corner, and clicked on it, and the group name changed again - the chat history in the [Alliance Lord can last ten thousand days] group is as follows:

Langshanyu: Yuyu saw that the leader said that there would be [-] goblins in the future, it was too scary!

Hu Xiaoyang: (⊙o⊙)...

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] Let's see how long she can live.

Langshanyu: That's right. Every time Yuyu says she needs to change it every day, she can't keep it for long.

Wen Huangqiu: [Contempt of Wisdom] You have the nerve to say so.

Langshan Jade: [Laughter that destroys the world]

Hu Xiaoyang: [Looks confused]

Hu Xiaoyang: I feel that Mengzhu will have to code all day long in the future, and the speed is worrying.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] The death that one makes, one suffers.

Langshan Jade: [Kanglong laughs like regret]

Wen Huangqiu: Yuyu, can your laughter improve?If there is any laughter, let's send it out together!

Langshan Yu: [Laughter like the sky falling apart] [Laughter like the destruction of the universe] [Laughter like a national football goal]

Hu Xiaoyang: National football goal o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!]

Wen Huangqiu: [Contempt of Wisdom] Black is beautiful

Lang Shanyu: [Crying out aggrieved] Yuyu is going to code, and Yuyu must work hard to become a daily update person.

Wen Huangqiu: “_”

Looking at the chat records more than two hours ago, Tao Mengzhu silently changed his group business card to "[-] a day".

Day [-]: Yuyu, Populus euphratica, do you want to code?

Hu Xiaoyang: (⊙o⊙)...Didn't you change it?Pay back?

[-] a day: Taking advantage of the prehistoric power in the body now, a little more is a little bit, so that you won’t be too tired tomorrow.

Hu Xiaoyang: I'm an egg now.

Ten thousand a day: Eggs.

Langshanyu: Yuyu Kawen got stuck so badly, she went to play with the dirty girl for a while lol.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom]

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Do you want to play with Qiuqiu? Yuyu will take you to pretend and take you to fly.

Wen Huangqiu: You play slowly, I will leave a comment on your article, and say: Yuyu went to play lol, there is still no update tonight, no need to wait.

Lang Shanyu: [Crying out aggrieved] Don't do this to Qiuqiu, Yuyu will code words immediately, Yuyu is just playing lol to find inspiration, because Yuyu is stuck in a play!

[-] a day: Jade Duan Duan“_“

Hu Xiaoyang: 347

Day [-]: [Grass mud horse, my heart hurts] It's still an egg.

Hu Xiaoyang: Come on!People with a daily rate of [-] should not touch fish!

People with [-] a day, don't touch fish!

Tao Mengzhu gritted his teeth, closed all the webpages, and continued typing.

While writing, the door was suddenly pushed open, Tao Mengzhu subconsciously looked up, and saw Zhen Shuang and Xiao Ritian poking their heads in together.

"Master, haven't you updated yet? Are you still resting?" Zhen Shuang asked in a low voice.

"Well, I can't stop, I will fall asleep after a while."

"Oh... good night then!" Zhen Shuang said, leaning over and hugging Xiao Ritian, and closed the door.

Tao Mengzhu looked at the closed door, smiled lightly, and was about to continue typing, when the door was pushed open a small crack again.

Zhen Shuang poked his head in again, and said, "Don't be too tired. Anyway, you, a face-slapping monster, have not slapped your face once or twice. It's okay if you can't keep changing [-] a day."

After that, he turned around and closed the door and fled back to his room.

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being taken aback... Listening to this, why are people so dumbfounded?

Tao Mengzhu shook his head, and continued to focus on the document.

At 01:30 in the middle of the night, Tao Mengzhu suddenly received a window shake from Zhen Shuang. Shocked, he opened the private chat window and asked, "What's wrong?"

In the next second, Zhen Shuang immediately sent a voice request.

Tao Mengzhu was surprised for three seconds, and clicked to accept.

"Are you still awake?" The roommate's voice was very soft.

"A little later."

"You said that an hour ago, and now you are still in front of the computer." Zhen Shuang said, holding the mobile phone and clicking on an old article written by Tao Mengzhu three years ago, and said: "I decided to take a look at your so-called black History, do you have anything to say to me?"

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help laughing: "Don't force yourself if you can't see it anymore, please promise me like Ziwei promised Erkang, and don't turn my fans black because of black history."

"Then you code, and I'll listen while watching to see if you've caught any fish." Zhen Shuang said on the other end of the voice.

"Okay." Tao Mengzhu nodded seriously, although the roommate lying on the bed on the other end of the call would not see it.

This is the first time she feels that someone is coding with her, and it is really by her side.

The sound of my roommate’s breathing, the funny sound effect of my roommate’s novel turning pages, the seemingly invisible yawning when my roommate yawns... Tao Mengzhu put on the earphones for a rare occasion, typing and listening, his eyes are full of warmth meaning.

I don't know how long it took, and the roommate next door heard a raving that was so cute and bleeding, whining, humming, like a little milk dog.

Tao Mengzhu wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, for fear of waking her up, he turned the volume of his microphone to the lowest level and continued typing.

Later, there was a faint sound of teeth grinding in the earphones...

Afterwards, the sound of smacking mouth was clearly heard from the earphones...

Afterwards, Zhen Shuang suddenly shouted: "Stepmother! Do you want to be next..."

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help trembling, rubbed his eyes and opened his outline, dragged the progress bar to the final setting of be and took a look, suddenly felt that he was a super villain.

"I'll start with the next one, okay?" Tao Mengzhu asked softly, even if he turned off the volume of the microphone, he was afraid that he might accidentally wake up the roommate across the way.

……

Day by day.

Tao Mengzhu's enthusiasm for making [-] a day at the beginning is gone, but when she thinks that she can't promise anything to her roommate with this meager income, she will grit her teeth and continue to hold on, even if she stays up late, she never breaks even a single day.

Little Ritian is crazy and crazy, and as it grows up a little bit, it becomes more obedient day by day.

"Learn to shake hands every day!"

This was Xiao Ritian's first weekend at home. Zhen Shuang clapped his hands and coaxed Xiao Ritian to the door of Tao Mengzhu's bedroom. He held the ham sausage in one hand and put the other on the ground. He repeatedly shook his left and right hands for Tao Mengzhu to see.

"I learned to roll every day!"

This was the second weekend that Xiao Ritian came to the house. Zhen Shuang rushed into Tao Mengzhu's room, dragged her up from the chair, and dragged her to the living room to perform a roll in the sun for her.

"I know every day that I have to go to the toilet to poop!"

This is the third weekend that Xiao Ritian came to the house, Zhen Shuang said, and added: "Although I still can't pull it into the hole, but at least it is much easier to deal with than in the corner of the table, chair, bench and sofa."

Tao Mengzhu didn't know how Zhen Shuang taught Xiao Ritian these things, but seeing Zhen Shuang playing after Xiao Ritian's ass when she was free, she knew that she had put a lot of effort into it.

Two and a half weeks ago, when Xiao Ritian first came home, she still thought that Zhen Shuang would give the dog away when she got bored. Now, after just over half a month of getting along with each other, she barks every day, once every night Walking the dog unexpectedly has become a common habit of the two of them.

In a blink of an eye, the two have been living together for three months.

Tao Mengzhu was in a trance when watching Zhen Shuang Pidian Pidian jumping into the house with Alipay on his mobile phone and asking for a few months' rent at a time.

"Hmm? I will give you a one-time/payment for half a year. Will you give me a discount, my lord?" Zhen Shuang said, blinking his left eye, and before Tao Mengzhu could speak, he laughed devilishly to himself again: "Smelly shameless dare to ask for a discount, this kind of insanity should be dragged out of the single cycle love business a hundred times!"

Tao Mengzhu was silent for two seconds, then subconsciously blurted out: "You might as well stop paying the rent."