toxic roommate

Tao Mengzhu never expected that he would watch people playing games online, and he would enjoy watching them with great interest, and he couldn't stop.

She was poisoned by the UP master named Sankui, and mysteriously subconsciously accepted every noise from her roommate who screamed or laughed...

It turned out that the roommate is a flag maniac, who often closes in seconds.

Saying "Okay, okay, this time it's stable" one second, will fall into decline the next second.

One second, he said "I will definitely win this time", and the next second, he was immediately beaten all over the ground.

Saying "How can these scumbags get so rich that I, who is cheating and stalking me", the blood volume will drop rapidly in the next second.

Others are not willing to die, but the roommate’s video barrage is full of "hhhhhhhhhh", "Don't talk 23333", "Don't shrink and die 233333", "The people of XX sent a congratulatory message", "Papa papa papa seconds to accept the flag" and "Die from talking too much 23333333".

It turned out that the roommate was a shaky M with a weak hand and a strong will, and the more frustrated he became the more courageous he played in any game.

That was the third video Tao Mengzhu clicked on, it was thirty minutes long, and it was called "Three Kui". In those years, San Kui's corpse could circle the equator three times.

The video content is simply contracted, that is, all kinds of clips collected by flag in seconds. The screams are accompanied by blood splashes, but they are unexpectedly funny, so that most of the bullet screens are "23333" and "distressed" 23333".

It turned out that my roommate was so stupid and stupid that I would often fail to guess the correct answer on YY.

Every time everyone guessed right, she was the only one left with a confused "Ah? Ahhh?", a bunch of people posted on the bullet screen: "Cute bleeding!" "Marry me!" "Husband is me!" Yes! Don't even think about it!"

Why are roommates so cute!

Tao Mengzhu took off the earphones with emotion, and silently posted a Weibo with the chatter and laughter of the four people next door.

Lord Jinjiang:

Hello everyone, I found a poisonous UP master, let's get poisoned together? [Web links]

forward 1 comments 2 likes 4

grr0517: Isn't this the roommate you hung up with two days ago?Like 1

The baby is bitter: Stepmother, lord [sad] You said that the bodyguard would be HE, why do I feel that the heroine has so many flags?

Tao Mengzhu just finished posting on Weibo, and these two comments appeared as soon as the back foot was refreshed.

She stared at the comment in a daze for a few seconds, not knowing how to respond, so she simply clicked the cross on the right, and hurriedly fled the Weibo site.

She seemed to have accidentally swollen her face.

It was clear that the day before yesterday I was still gnashing my teeth about my roommate, but today I started recommending videos of my roommate out of nowhere...

It really made her have to feel about life.

Being alive is a process of constantly slapping faces, and no one can guarantee that they can stay the same for a lifetime.

Those hearts that were afraid of falling while holding hands and melting in mouth may disappear without a trace in their own world one day.

And those things that I originally resisted very much may instead become a mole on my heart that cannot be plucked out on a certain day in a certain year.

and many more!

Tao Mengzhu came back to his senses and shook his head violently, looking at the computer screen with fear in his eyes.

Did she take drugs just now?Why did the roommate who was chattering all day suddenly think of such a profound thing as a mole on my heart!

are you crazy!Codeword!

……

That night, the four people next door played until after 07:30 before remembering to eat. After dinner, they cried and bid farewell.

Tao Mengzhu stood at the door with a calm face and watched the three leave, but his heart was sour.

Come on!In the past, when I was the only one in this family, why didn't I see you so reluctantly!All the guys who are different and change their minds!

The moment Zhen Shuang closed the door and turned around, she couldn't help being taken aback when she met Tao Mengzhu's unlovely eyes.

Seeing this, Tao Mengzhu quickly raised his eyebrows and smiled, using this as the best cover for his dissatisfaction.

"This afternoon... am I too noisy?" Zhen Shuang said, looking at the dark sky outside the window, her heart beat unconsciously.

"Fortunately, it's rare for them to come here, just have fun." Tao Mengzhu said, turned and walked back to her room.

Zhen Shuang pursed her lips, and after returning to the house, it was mysteriously quiet all night.

After Tao Mengzhu uploaded the update, he swiped open the backstage of the work and glanced at it. His eyes were full of comments named "The dirty mother-in-law by the West Lake". From Chapter 36 to Chapter 5, each chapter added a mine, and every [-] minutes , you can brush out the comments for the next chapter.

She opened the reader ID and took a look in a daze, and found that the other party only collected and subscribed to her own articles, a total of three books...

Dreamed of a bamboo 01:21:13

Dirty mother-in-law is that you?

Roommate (Convex One_One) Convex 01:21:41

[barbell laughter] found out so shy

Dreamed of a bamboo 01:21:44

You don't have to give me thunder, JJ will take half of it, what a waste.

Roommate (Convex One_One) Convex 01:21:55

But your copywriting says, "Seek feedback, ask for comments, ask for bubbles, ask for mines to buy spicy sticks" (⊙o⊙)...

Dreamed of a bamboo 01:22:04

It feels different_(:з」∠)_Others smashing landmines for me, I like it from the bottom of my heart, but I always feel that you smashed mines because I felt that I was disturbed in the afternoon and wanted to apologize...

Roommate (Convex One_One) Convex 01:23:11

No!I also like it from the bottom of my heart, I will feel uncomfortable if I don’t smash it for you!

Although I made a noise with you in the afternoon, it was not my fault alone, and I shouldn't apologize alone if I want to apologize.

One code is one code, I am now simply reading articles and smashing mines, what do you want to do so complicated!

[barbell-like laughter] If you live too sensitively, you won't be able to get married.

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, but after recovering, he couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly.

She is indeed sensitive, often so sensitive that many people in the distance dare not approach, and people in the vicinity are gradually alienated.

It is true that she has very few friends. Even a good friend like Yu Xiaoqiu once said that if she refuses to change her temperament, whoever rations her in this life will be a waste.

In fact, she didn't want to ruin anyone, but she really didn't know where to start from her terrible self.

If you can be optimistic and positive, who would like to live in your own world every day, grit your teeth and face the endless black waves that are surging in the bottomless abyss and devouring the world?

Dreamed of a bamboo 01:25:01

Indeed, I am sensitive_(:з」∠)_

Thank you Orz...

Roommate (Convex One_One) Convex 01:25:22

What can I say thank you!Are you friends?

At this time, you should say: I love you, what a da!

Stop chatting, I will continue to watch, go to bed early after you update ╰(*°▽°*)╯Dream a bamboo 01:25:31

Well, you go to bed early too, good night.

Roommate (Convex One_One) Convex 01:25:33

good night!

After saying good night, Tao Mengzhu kept flipping left and right on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms, checking the comments on the text every five or six minutes, and stayed up until three o'clock in the morning with the same tossing and excited roommate next door.

Tao Mengzhu suddenly felt like a little vacuum writer who had never seen a reader before, staring at/addicting a lovely reader with joy, secretly watching her exclamation or wailing, firm or confused and earnest comments, all the way along the way Zhang Buluo chased after the latest chapter, and only then replied: "Good night, sweet dreams."

After saying good night, her mood that had been complicated all day unexpectedly relaxed.

The moment you put down your phone, close your eyes, and fall asleep peacefully.