toxic roommate

Tao Mengzhu was stunned for a moment, then said in surprise, "Are you kidding me?"

Yu Xiaoqiu actually said that she fell in love with that funny roommate who was noisy all day long, hard to stop, dazed, and doing stupid things?

This is simply a big international joke!

After all, she just broke up with her for more than half a month, how could she fall in love with Zhen Shuang?

At any rate, my ex was a caring, considerate, intelligent and quick-witted girl, why did her appreciation level plummet like this?

"Then how do you explain the points I just raised?" Yu Xiaoqiu continued to ask.

"First of all, when you shook hands with her, I couldn't help but feel disgusted by the sight of hugging her thigh." Tao Mengzhu stretched out his second finger: "Secondly, when Yuyu chatted with her, she said afternoon I want to play LOL together, I use my toes to know how noisy they are in the afternoon, is it normal to be happy?" She said, leaning against the back of the door, and said: "As for the vegetables, I remember I gave Yu Yu has also picked up vegetables, which can shut up a chatterer faster and more friendly."

Yu Xiaoqiu was silent for a moment, then finally rolled his eyes and said, "As long as you are happy, let's go."

"You go out first, since everyone is here, I decided to reincarnate the five grains."

Yu Xiaoqiu stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your phone, so you won't have to squat for another half an hour."

Tao Mengzhu handed in the phone with a look of contempt.

……

After lunch, Zhen Shuang and Lang Shanyu looked like they hated seeing each other late, chatting and laughing on the short journey from the kitchen to the second bedroom, walking hand in hand excitedly and excitedly.

Tao Mengzhu looked at the backs of the two with a look of disgust, and silently walked to Yu Xiaoqiu to help wipe the dishes.

"You still help people clean the dishes? The sun is really coming out from the west."

"Why, you who are very sensitive to the sour smell of love, do you think I've taken a fancy to you now?" Tao Mengzhu couldn't help but joke.

Yu Xiaoqiu sneered, and said: "Get out! I'm not interested in a girl like you who can continue to maintain a cold style after climbing into bed. You can harm whoever you like, and stay away from me." .”

"Come on, I know which style you are interested in." Tao Mengzhu said, glanced outside the room, and after confirming that no one was there, he stretched out a finger and imitated: "Qiuqiu, are you Don't you hate Yuyu?"

Yu Xiaoqiu shivered instantly in the warmth of the end of May.

"Looking at the reaction, I really hit the nail on the head." Tao Mengzhu smiled and put down the bowl in his hand, washed his hands, turned and walked out of the kitchen: "I went to code with Hu Yang."

"Tao Mengzhu, you can eat indiscriminately, but don't talk indiscriminately!" After Yu Xiaoqiu finished speaking, he pursed his lips and murmured softly, "So what?"

Of course not, a les fell in love with a straight girl, and that straight girl still regarded her as a pure and good best friend, from time to time, she took the initiative to come forward to hug her breasts, without psychological pressure, this is not something to be happy about thing.

After all, this kind of relationship is the most embarrassing. It is difficult to take a step forward, but it is inevitable to be unwilling to take a step back.

what else...

When Tao Mengzhu went back to the room, Hu Yang was looking at the profile file that she hadn't closed before, and when she saw her walk in, he turned around and said hello.

"Is the character design okay?" Tao Mengzhu sat down and asked.

"It's abusive writing again. I feel more and more that your readers are all jittery. There is a little devil holding a short knife in your heart. Anyone who comes close will stab the heart with a knife."

"When you said that, I thought of another stalk." Tao Mengzhu raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said: "There is a stepmother author who, for some reason, traveled into the abuse novel she wrote and became the heroine of her own writing. She is very happy. Knowing that the fate of the heroine is very tragic, in order not to let herself go to a dead end step by step, she began to use her own strength to change her fate!"

Hu Yang looked excited: "So this is a golden finger article that changes the tragic fate?"

"Naively, is that my style? This author has found that all the plots in the story have already been doomed, and she can't help herself." Tao Mengzhu said, opened another new empty document, clicked on the voice input method, and said : "She fell in love with the heroine involuntarily, and embarked on the tragic road of the heroine in her own writing. No matter how hard she tried, it was in vain, and finally died of hatred."

She said, and under Hu Yang's surprised gaze, she snapped her fingers: "Then the author realized a truth before he died, that those who abuse others will eventually be abused, and the writing must be honest."

"..." Hu Yang looked confused.

"How is it? How about this meme?"

"You are quite self-aware, you dare to open up such an idea, if you have the ability, don't write about abuse..."

Tao Mengzhu pursed her lips, glanced at the words of inspiration recorded by the voice input method, and said, "I will try my best to be a real mother."

"I will try my best to live until that day." Yu Xiaoqiu walked slowly behind Tao Mengzhu, lay down on the bed with her mobile phone in her arms, yawned and said, "You guys type, I'll read the novel."

Tao Mengzhu supported her forehead in thought, while Populus euphratica patted her on the back and said, "Code code code word."

Tao Mengzhu nodded, and said, "I'll sort out the outline, you code first."

Hu Yang nodded, opened the document and buried himself in typing.

However, everything was within Tao Mengzhu's expectations—Hu Yang's code words have always been fast, but today they are extremely slow.

The double ear-piercing magic sound next door rang out from time to time, but Tao Mengzhu didn't stop it from the beginning to the end.

She just wanted this effect, and wanted Yu Xiaoqiu and Hu Yang to feel the power of the next door deeply, so that they could empathize with her when she complained in the future.

In this case, let alone Populus euphratica who wants to code, even Yu Xiaoqiu, who has nothing to do on the bed, feels the malice from the next door. He wants to read a novel but can't read it, and he can't sleep when he wants to sleep. He rolls back and forth restlessly for a while stand up.

"I'm so irritated, I can't type..." Hu Yang lay down on the keyboard with a sad face.

Tao Mengzhu glanced silently at Populus euphratica's word count, 540 in one hour, couldn't help but gloated and said, "I'm 741, and you're even less than me!"

"I really can't write it, I'll go to the next door to watch them play well..."

"Hey!" Tao Mengzhu stretched out Erkang's hand, but he didn't keep Hu Yang who got up and ran away, and could only shout sadly: "Erhu, you traitor! We agreed to code together!"

"I'll go and have a look too." Yu Xiaoqiu got up, put on his slippers and quickly chased him out.

Tao Mengzhu weakly put down the hand that wanted to keep the two of them, and took a deep breath.

"Erhu Qiuqiu and you guys are here too!"

"Don't call me ball ball."

"Yuyu, are you guys masturbating? I don't understand this..." Hu Yang's tone was a little dazed.

"It's okay, we can change the game!" Gu Liangzhou said.

"For a two-player game, the two machines are exactly four!" Zhen Shuang's voice was very excited.

"Okay! Kidney is good~ Kidney is good~"

Because there were two more people next door, it was even more lively.

For some reason, Tao Mengzhu suddenly and mysteriously felt that the more people in his family, the lonelier he would be...

Tao Mengzhu sat in front of the computer and posted in a daze for a while. After regaining consciousness, she subconsciously clicked on the homepage of Sankui's station b...

Is watching people play games that fun?With that time, wouldn't it be better to play by yourself?

Tao Mengzhu rubbed his shoulders, and clicked on a video - [Three Losses] Idiots and Xiao Ge played multiplayer Nine Ranks together in Tie Tian, ​​such as me.