The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"I think you should be used to this scene, but you haven't."

Edogawa Ranpo dug out a pack of chocolate cream biscuits from the drawer, and complained to Akutagawa Ryunosuke while eating.

He is very dissatisfied now.

He didn't expect that Akutagawa Ryunosuke, as a military force, would be disgusted to the point of vomiting just by seeing "a harmless NPC whose optic nerve was torn out like a ping pong ball and turned into a meat paste".

That's it? That's it?

That's it, this is it?

So Ranpo Edogawa, who was dissatisfied, held the snack in his hand, but didn't intend to share it with Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

However, Ryunosuke Akutagawa probably wouldn't care about these details. At this moment, he has no appetite to eat these snacks at all, and even when he saw these things, the churn in his stomach increased a lot.

At this time, the door was knocked again, but this time the knocking sound was much softer, and it probably wouldn't be such a strange case as before.

But hearing the knock on the door, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's heart tightened subconsciously again.

This time the person who came in seemed to be a human being, but it was a human being from a long, long time ago—this guy was dressed like a prehistoric human being, and he couldn't help but make his knees go weak, wanting to call his ancestors.

Edogawa Ranpo's focus shifted from the snack in his hand to the savage. He looked up and down the savage's dry hair and clothes made of skinny skin, and then said:

"You're supposed to be the owner of an amusement park? What happened, it doesn't look like a murder."

Edogawa Luanbu revealed the identity of the owner of the wild man's amusement park in one breath, his tone was firm, but the following words seemed to be asking and answering himself, which sounded quite depressed.

Why isn't it a murder case?what a pity……

But the man dressed as a savage was very surprised, "How do you know that I am the director of the amusement park? Could it be that we met sometime ago? But why do I have no memory?"

Even Ryunosuke Akutagawa was speechless after hearing this sentence.

How depressed this amusement park is, it will be reduced to the point where the director of the amusement park can remember the appearance of every visitor? !

"So I came here this time to ask you to help me think of a way, how can I get more tourists in the amusement park?"

It really is such a nutritious problem.Edogawa Ranpo tried his best to restrain the urge to roll his eyes, but he still turned around perfunctorily and continued eating snacks.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked very confused.

"Does our role include helping with vision planning and design for amusement parks that are closing down?"

He has never been a member of the police station. Although he has bombed many houses, he really can't tell what the function of this job is.

But this certainly does not include increasing the popularity of bankrupt amusement parks.

What can he do?Could it be that he will lock up all the prisoners he catches in the amusement park in the future?

Just when the atmosphere was at a stalemate, Edogawa Ranpo suddenly turned around and asked inexplicably, "Let me ask... how did you come to the police station to make a wish to increase the number of passengers?"

Even if there was no police station in this small town before, there will be no one who doesn't know that the police station will not accept this kind of problem, right? !

The Director of Savage Amusement Park paused, then nodded.

"You may not believe it, but I bought steamed stuffed buns at a snack bar before I came here. The stuffed meat inside said that you are actually devils in human skin, evil gods, and possibly the Black Holy Grail full of human evil... "

Before the director of the wild man finished speaking, he saw that Ryunosuke Akutagawa's face was darker than his coat. The next moment, he grabbed Edogawa Ranpo by the collar and lifted him up rudely to the side.

"Ahem, cough, what are you doing..."

Edogawa Ranpo was very dissatisfied and moved around, but Akutagawa Ryunosuke still held his collar, so hard that veins appeared on his arms and forehead.

"Ahem... shouldn't it be foolproof? Why is it still discovered?"

Hearing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's question, Edogawa Ranpo calmed down and stopped struggling. For the first time, a kind of powerlessness appeared in his eyes, who had always been confident.

That's right, powerlessness.

He is a detective who strictly follows the logic of physical chemistry and natural phenomena, and is deeply powerless when he enters the background of a fairy tale.

"I actually thought about the possibility that they would still be conscious after being wrapped in meat buns and steamed, but I didn't expect it to be so fast."

He had asked Ryunosuke Akutagawa to sell them into the steamed stuffed bun two hours ago, and he didn't expect them to be cooked so quickly—don't worry about moral issues, the stuffed meat is small animals, and the people who buy the buns are also small animal residents. The natural law of survival!

Do not ask!The question is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters!

"Hey, that savage—" Edogawa Ranpo suddenly turned his head and increased his voice, "Did you eat that bun? Did anyone else eat it?"

The head of the wild man was taken aback, "Yes, there is."

It’s okay to make steamed stuffed buns at home, and there are a lot of them in the shop. The meat stuffing has long been mixed with other meat and eaten by a large number of hungry small animal villagers in Happy Tree Town.

"Well, since that's the case..." Edogawa rubbed his chin in disorder, "Then our visitors here may change a lot in the future." With these exclamations in his tone, he seemed to be annoyed and bored. The number of logical cases has increased, and it seems that they are secretly praying for more murder cases.

No, how can it be called murder when small animals eat me and eat you affectionately? !This is called feeding each other!

But Akutagawa Ryunosuke's expression is not very good, no matter what kind of case he doesn't seem to see, don't want to!

"Although I don't want to comfort you, this is just a fairy tale—maybe the brains in it are computer-controlled intelligent Ai, so that it can be made into minced meat and can talk, which completely makes sense."

Edogawa Ranpo suddenly comforted Akutagawa Ryunosuke a little abnormally, making the latter look a little better.

——Of course, if someone knows Edogawa Ranpo, he will definitely not have a good face after being relieved at this moment, and may even turn pale in shock. You must know that this detective will not comfort a person who is in him for no reason. In his heart, he was identified as an adult man who was a "non-named and unqualified Hong Kong black member".

So at that moment, after Edogawa Ranpo took out a bamboo pole and handed it to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, he successfully stunned the latter.

What is this, what is it for, what is the purpose of giving him the bamboo pole?

Before Edogawa Ranpo could explain, he saw Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Edogawa Ranpo muttering here and didn't know what to say, the head of the wild man was a little dissatisfied, and then interrupted the conversation of the two, Continue to ask, "So, do you two have a way to increase the traffic?"

Edogawa turned his head belatedly after walking in disorder, then let out an "ah", and then frowned to express his impatience when the topic was interrupted.

"Since there are too few guests, let's divide the guests into several parts." Edogawa Ranpo waved his hands absently, "Look, if the guests can talk even if they turn into minced meat, then they must be able to play entertainment equipment."

The director of the wild man was taken aback, and then he began to think about it. It seemed that he was moved by Edogawa Ranpo, but he was still struggling in his heart. I have to say that the director of the wild man seemed to be also persuaded by Edogawa Ranpo's idea I was startled.

Edogawa Ranpo said: This is just using his own way to treat his own body.

#I just retell the BT scene just now#

"And the turnover money can also increase... After all, the number of tickets bought will increase."

These words instantly convinced the savage director who was undecided. Under the watchful eyes of Edogawa Ranpo, the savage director who seemed to be a little stupid just now revealed the shrewdness of a businessman. Smile.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

No... Does Fukuzawa Yukichi know that his children have such deep capitalist tendencies and profiteering attributes?

"Is the stuffing of the buns too shattered? Some equipment can't sit on it." The director of the wild man was suddenly taken aback, and began to consider the feasibility of implementing the plan.

"Then make it bigger, just big enough to play with amusement equipment."

For the first time, Edogawa Ranpo did not dislike the stupidity of the director of the wild man, but gave him some advice with some interest.

"It's really not possible... just divide it into organs." The idea that Edogawa Ranpo put forward at the end made the director of the wild man's pupils light up instantly.

"That's good... Then the amusement park is called "Organ Paradise"."

Little did they know that Edogawa Ranpo's idea would eventually entrap Chuya Nakahara and Akutagawa Ryunosuke of Atsushi Nakajima silently looking at the two profiteers, feeling that the painting style of this fairy tale could no longer be read.

This was originally a frightening fairy tale, and there were cute little animal residents as a fig leaf, but Edogawa Ranpo's manipulation made this fairy tale a black mud with no logic.

Black mud!

The director of the wild man left satisfied, but Edogawa Ranpo still seemed to be in a state of excitement, and turned around and said to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Actually, this kind of case, although it is not a murder case, is quite interesting. .”

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..." Your attitude at the beginning was not like this!Are you still ignoring others? !

But immediately, Akutagawa Ryunosuke remembered the business again. He picked up the bamboo pole and asked Edogawa Ranpo, "What does this mean?"

"Oh yes, I almost forgot the business."

Edogawa was reminded by Akutagawa Ryunosuke in a flurry of steps, and then picked up the bamboo pole and sent it back to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and then began to try to explain to him.

It's just... just as he opened his mouth, the door of the police station they were in was suddenly slammed open again!

An animal resident screamed and rushed into the gate of the police station!

"Speaking! The poop I just pooped in the toilet... it talked!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "???!!!"

Edogawa turned his head in disorder, and patted Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the shoulder.

"Then, the usage of this bamboo pole...don't need me to explain too much?"