The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Yiwozuo felt that there might be something wrong with this person in Purgatory Xingshoulang, he might be sick.

The "sickness" here is not a curse, but Yiwozuo really thinks that Purgatory Xingshoulang may have a brain problem.

Because when Purgatory Xingshoulang was fighting, he suddenly became extremely unsmooth, like a freeze, and his sword skills faltered.

And what's even scarier...he suddenly started talking to himself!

"The largest island is Honshu...wrong? Is it Greenland?"

"A cat with three colors is a male cat or a female cat... maybe a female cat... that's right!"

Immediately afterwards, Purgatory Xingshoulang, who answered the question correctly, faced Yiwoza with a creepy face, showing the breath of love, the shape of one, and the trembling of first love.

What's the matter with this human being?Are you crazy?

The third part of the first string, Yiwozuo, really felt a little cold on the back, mainly because the sudden madness of Purgatory Xingjulang caught him off guard.

...Did he say anything outrageous just now?

And Purgatory Kyojuro, who was answering the question... At this moment, he was completely unaware that he was still using the Breath of Love. Not everyone is like Tanjiro Kamado, who can use the Breath of Water and the God of Fire Kagura. Switching back and forth between them is quite damaging to the body.

But Purgatory Xingshoulang simply didn't have the brain to react. At this moment, his brain is full of "how many teeth does a mosquito have."

What kind of questions are these? It’s so difficult!

He lived for more than 20 years, but he really didn't know that mosquitoes still have teeth!

At this moment, the balance of victory on the battlefield tilted again, and the opportunity that Purgatory Xingshoulang had just seized, the upper hand, was once again taken back by Yiwozuo, the third of the strings.

Now it's the scene of Purgatory Xing Shoulang being pressed and beaten by Yi Wozao again-to be honest, this update might as well not be updated.

And the third of the first string also put away the contemptuous attitude just now, and became cautious and cautious-his years of experience in fighting Tong Mo told him that fighting with a madman is definitely a thankless thing, and he must be treated with caution.

And it's strange that Purgatory Xingshoulang went crazy, he was still wondering how many teeth a mosquito has?Why didn't he ask the ghost how many teeth it had?

『Next question: How many teeth does a ghost have? 』

Purgatory Xingshou Lang raised his eyes sharply, and stared straight at the mouth of the third member of the upper class, Yiwozuo, so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth and looked at him vigilantly.

what happened?This guy who didn't know whether it was Yanzhu or Lianzhu, it seemed that he was not only a lunatic, but also possibly a pervert.

It's terrible, this person must be dealt with quickly!And if you eat this person... you won't be infected with madness, right?

"How long will it take to resist, Mr. Yushen..." My wife Shanyi felt a little weak in her legs while carrying the WiFi signal receiver.

Not only is this machine heavy, it's also hot!The cooling vents of the machine are at the bottom, and my wife Shanyi felt that her shoulders were almost cooked.

"Sorry, please persevere." Yu Shenshe took a look at the fighting situation over there, and frowned when he found that it was not optimistic.

The eldest son of Purgatory Makijuro is not good enough, why can't he answer these common sense questions?

Scissors were invented by Da Vinci, the tongue of a giraffe is 2 feet long, and the heart beats 3500 million times a year... Isn't this common sense?

Is there really someone who doesn't know?

Yushen Shejian was a little puzzled. He decided that after arriving at the Purgatory Mansion, he had to have a good talk with Purgatory Makijuro and let him take care of the children's learning problems.

But the most important thing right now is the scene at the heart of the battle.

The third winding seat, Yiwozuo, feels something is wrong, no... it should be very wrong.

He found... It seemed to be difficult to avoid the attack of Purgatory Xingshourou.

It's unbelievable that every time Purgatory Xingjulang swung his sword, the murderous aura was gradually weakening... Yes, the third chapter of the first string is very sure, the murderous aura has really gradually weakened.

But... how is this possible?

Yi Wozuo rubbed his forehead swollen by the large love heart, feeling very unreal.

Although Purgatory Xingshourou used the relatively "soft" breath of love, the speed and strength of the knife... was not inferior to that of Yanzhixiu. Less, but every time he swings a knife, he will cherish it very much, cherishing that every time the knife falls, it is fast and ruthless.

If there is no murderous intent, how could it be possible to strike such a fierce swordsmanship!

Yi Wozuo swallowed, the side of his vest had just been cut by a knife blade, and he didn't react at all just now.

An impossible idea began to spread crazily in his mind...

No way……

Purgatory Xingshourou probably felt that he was really going crazy, and when he was calculating the measurements of the Barbie doll, the Yushen Knife system suddenly started to trickle again in his brain.

"Please answer the question with a correct attitude. It is detected that your answering time is too long, the error rate is too high, and you are suspected of being perfunctory and passive. 』

Seeing this dialog box, Purgatory Xingshourou was really wronged.

At this moment, no one in the world is answering the questions more seriously than him. He really racked his brains and tried his best to answer these questions!

But what?But what?

This broken system actually said that he... was perfunctory?

This is not questioning his attitude, this is questioning his IQ.

Purgatory Xingshourou has never been disgusted except when he was disgusted with his father, he has never been disgusted by others. His noble and proud character and excellent combat effectiveness make him the most popular pillar in the ghost killing team.

However, today, in less than one night, he was questioned twice.

Once, it came from the third Yiwo seat of the upper string.

Another time, it came from this Yushen knife.

Purgatory Xingshoulang has endured hardships and suffered crimes, but he has suffered such grievances, and he can't be killed without humiliation!

Yan Zhu, who has always been good-tempered, really got angry, and for someone who is usually not easy to get angry, getting angry is very scary.

If a sphygmomanometer was used to measure him at this moment, then Purgatory Xingshoulang must have burst into blood pressure at this moment. He felt his eyes were dazzled by anger, his heart beat faster, and he could easily feel the blue veins around his neck accompanying his Heartbeat, beating fast.

Suddenly, he felt that the collarbone under his neck was getting hot. Through the worn out clothes that had been worn out just now when he was avoiding Yiwozuo's attack, a dark pattern in the shape of a flame began to slowly appear on his collarbone. ...

Of course, Purgatory Xingshoulang didn't care about this, he was thinking about what the two cute little claws of Tyrannosaurus rex were for.

As for Yu Shenshejian, there were also a few people who were absent-minded.

Matou Sakura used too much of her magic power, even though she ate one of the lower strings, she still felt very sleepy.

Standing on tiptoe, she tried to look at the situation on the battlefield, and then realized that she had no idea who had the upper hand.

The main reason is that the swordsmanship of Purgatory Kyojuro who paused for answering the questions is very similar to Taoyuan Nana's previous swordsmanship, so she can't see anything wrong at all.

Simply, the sky was falling and a tall person was holding her back, so she walked around behind the machine and sat down against the slightly hot machine.

Ah... It's better not to sleep in this situation, but what is she going to do?

Matou Sakura thought for a moment, and then... took out a small radio.Hiroshin Shibuma did this in the maternity house in his free time, and he could receive the broadcast of their world through the signal.

This little radio has been in Taoyuan Nana's hands since it was finished, and she has listened to an entire episode of her idol's variety show with just this little radio.

But at this moment, with her back facing the fastest WiFi in the world, Sakura Matou tried it out and found Dr. Abundantia's radio station!

Since the number of fans on the account broke through to the top ten on the entire website, the video website opened a dedicated radio station for Dr. Abundantia, and it was a surprise to be able to receive the signal of his own station.

During this period of time, Dr. Abundantia's account was being managed by Natsume Takashi, and she just planned to hear what video manuscripts her brother had released.

Thinking of this, Matou Sakura clicked into her own radio station, and was instantly attracted by the first video.

"The Amazing Guy Has a Coup: How to Modify Your Epitaph After Death"

Hello friends, I wonder if you have such doubts... After death, you find that the epitaph written by your children does not meet the requirements, and you are in a ghost state and cannot change?It doesn't matter, the magical guy Dr. Abundantia will tell you the solution!

Matou Ying's eyes fell on the word "magical boy", stared at it for a while, then landed on the name of Dr. Abundantia, and finally confirmed in shock... the so-called magical boy is Dr. Abundantia.

After realizing this, Matou Sakura was a little dazed.

what happened?Could it be...Dr. Abundantia's manual blogger account was lost by Natsume and picked up by Dr. Wondertainment?

Also, what kind of underworld video is this!Brother Natsume, can you do something normal!

Sakura Matou supported his forehead and continued to look down.

"Spring sleepiness and autumn lack of energy?A little trick to teach you to get mentally ill quickly》

"On-site inspection of the magical guy, running towards the moon or running towards the sun, which one has the higher number of steps"

Sakura Matou: "...?"

Did my elder brother secretly develop some incredible attributes while they were not at home!What kind of videos are these!

Sakura Matou wanted to drink some water to calm down.

She stood up, walked to the side of the suitcase, opened the zipper, and just took out a few sips of water when she felt someone was watching her.

Matou Sakura turned her head and met the big eyes of Kamado Nezuko.

In fact, Matou Sakura has a vague feeling that Nezuko seems to like herself a little more than Nana Taoyuan.

"Do you want a drink?" Matou Sakura showed Nezuko the water glass in her hand.

She is also quite curious about this sister who has turned into a ghost. Why does she bite the bamboo with her mouth?Does she really not eat at all?Is it really possible to replenish physical strength just by sleeping?

Every time Matou Sakura looked at the sleeping Nezuko, she wanted to secretly give her some glucose.

Nezuko's eyes were wide open, and she looked at the bottle in Matou Sakura's hand without blinking, as if... want to drink?

Thinking of this, Matou Sakura thoughtfully opened the bottle cap of the mineral water bottle in her hand, handed it to Nezuko, and then helped Nezuko untie the mouth-biting bamboo strap tied around her neck.

Even if you can't eat... it's good to drink a little water, right?

Then, Matou Sakura saw Nezuko holding the bottle and pouring it boldly into her mouth.

But... Nezuko didn't open her mouth.

Matou Sakura watched helplessly as Nezuko splashed water all over her face, the water dripped and drenched her clothes, and then fell drop by drop on the giant WiFi transmitter behind her——

In the next second, the machine made an overwhelmed sound, followed by thick smoke.

Then, they heard the sound of my wife Shanyi being scalded by a machine that suddenly malfunctioned.

Sakura Matou: "..."

Whoops, fuck it.