The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"I take back what I said earlier."

Yi Wozuo rubbed his chin, and the magic formula under his feet disappeared... because Yi Wozuo was sure that no one here could pose a threat to him.

"I'm not going to turn you into a ghost, it turns out—I thought you were 'reliable' at first, it was an illusion."

At least when Tong Mo went to the battlefield, he wouldn't suddenly break his iron fan, and he wouldn't suddenly lose his memory of his blood ghost technique. In comparison, it's... so reliable?

"Are you still a pillar, this kind of pillar that breaks swords when you are on the battlefield... Would you be reckless if you become a ghost?" Yi Wozuo, the third on the string, looked very serious.

"Even if you find the blue Bana flower that your lord wants, such a careless person might raise the flower to death before sending it to your lord."

As soon as the third voice of the upper string fell, Zuihei Inosuke, who was holding a knife in a defensive posture outside the battlefield, burst out laughing, instantly attracting the attention of everyone present.

Zuihei Inosuke: "Pfft...sorry."

How can there be such a person who can't even raise flowers? Zuihei Inosuke grew up in the mountains. He can be said to be half a mountain god. He has a max affinity for plants and animals, and he can't imagine such a person in the world. exist.

Yiwoza withdrew his gaze from Zuihei Inosuke, and stared at the softly hanging blade of Purgatory Kyojurou, showing a very ambiguous and subtle look.

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "..."

Yan Zhu's originally pale face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.

The words of Yi Wo Zuo, the third part of the first string, are definitely a slap in the face. How could anyone start to regret after digging half of the wall?

"Well, not convinced?" Yiwozuo moved his wrists and ankles, then arched his waist, and rushed towards Purgatory Xingjurou directly on tiptoe.

"Unconvinced? Then don't hide!"

Facing the menacing third-ranked Yiwoza, the unarmed Purgatory Xingjurou... No, it was Purgatory Xingjurou who had soft iron in his hand, but chose to roll on the spot to avoid the attack.

Whether you are not convinced or not, life is still very important.

The third of the upper string retracted his fist and did not move again. At this moment, he was fighting with Purgatory Xingjurou with a teasing mentality of cat and mouse.

The trick he used was not his special skill to destroy and kill, it could only be regarded as an ordinary punch, that's right, it was an ordinary punch without any grudge and blood ghost technique.

However, the terrifying power of Yiwozuo, the third of the upper strings, as a ghost, is just the most common punch, and it is not something ordinary humans can easily receive.

Yiwozuo didn't move after he failed to throw his fist, instead, he waited quietly for Liangui Xingshoulang to stand up in embarrassment, and then started the next round of attack, and then watched him dodge in extreme embarrassment with joyful eyes .

Fun, really fun.

And Tanjiro Kamado on the outskirts of the battlefield was in a hurry. Under such a one-sided situation, Purgatory Kyojuro could be regarded as a hostage, and the rookies in swordsmanship couldn't intervene at all. In desperation, Tanjiro Kamado took out his own Rilun Saber swung his arm round and threw it viciously in the direction of Yan Zhu.

"Take it!"

Kamado Tanjirou's Japanese sword drew an arc in the air, and threw it towards Purgatory Kyojuro's place.

Then it was caught by Yi Wozuo, the third of the winding strings.

Kamado Tanjiro: "..."

Yiwozuo: "..."

He could indeed sense the murderous intent in advance, thus dodging the enemy's attack, but Tanjiro Kamado had no murderous intent at all when he threw the knife, and the target was Kyojuro Purgatory... The third of the string, Yiwoza, dare to swear to the sky, he really is As soon as he raised his hand casually, he caught it right away.

Is this the power of "Daji"? It's really terrifying!

Yiwozuo looked at it with the knife in his hand, then turned the sword straight, aiming at Purgatory Xingshourou who was already injured all over his body just because he avoided the attack.

The feeling of being pointed at by a ghost with a sun wheel knife... really has some black humor.

In fact, this also reflects the necessity of Yushen Shejian to install an anti-theft security system for Yushen Knife, otherwise, if a similar situation occurs and is anti-killed, it will be cool.

Purgatory Xingshoulang climbed up in a bit of embarrassment, and then looked down at the progress of the system update of Yushen Dao in his hand.

"...3%...4%..."

Is it just updated? !

Not far away, Yu Shenshejian frowned and also noticed this problem. After pondering for a moment, he decisively reached out and pulled all the germinated seeds from the bio-electric generator to the ground.

"Mr. Yushen, you are..."

My wife Shan Yi, who was nervously watching the battle, found out what Hiroshin Shema did, and was a little surprised... This thing was built by everyone just now, and he didn't understand why Yushin Shema suddenly destroyed it.

"There's no time for these plants now."

If the current system update speed is followed, it will take at least a whole night to complete the update.

Yu Shenshejian pulled out the semi-circular iron sheet that had just been placed on the bottom of the device, and placed it on the top of the device.

Zuihei Inosuke and the others were at a loss, but Nana Taoyuan and the others recognized this thing at a glance-it was similar to a TV station's satellite dish receiver.

For a moment, Purgatory Xingshourou felt that the handle of the knife in his hand seemed to be a little hot, but he had no time to look at it because he was dodging the attack of the third attack, so he didn't know that the progress bar on the blade was five times faster The speed is increasing crazily.

He rolled on the spot, and the ground that he just rolled over was broken into pieces in an instant.In desperation, he raised the soft blade in his hand and barely blocked the attack.

Hey, this... Although the blade has softened, it is still hard. Staring at the soft blade and the stone that was unintentionally cut when resisting subconsciously just now... Purgatory Xingshou Lang was silent for a moment, and immediately accepted himself The breath of inflammation on the body.

Then, a beautiful pink dou qi ignited, replacing the previous breath of flame.

"This is...the Breath of Love of Senior Ganlu Temple!"

The Breath of Love of Ganlu Temple Mitsuri is a new type of breathing method adapted from the Breath of Flame. Most of the breathing moves are arc cuts.

This also led to the fact that the Japanese saber of Ganlu Temple Mitsuri is a special soft knife with great toughness... It suddenly coincides with the soft Japanese saber in the hands of Purgatory Kyojuro.

Therefore, when the pink vindictiveness erupted, the breath of love, the shape of land, and the wind of cat feet were directly used by Purgatory Xingshourou, which really caught Yi Wozao by surprise.

When Ganluji Mitsuri compiled the Breath of Love, Purgatory Kyojuro also gave instructions as a master, so he knows all the moves of the Breath of Love, but he has little practice and is not proficient.

After all, who would have thought that one day he would have to fight with the Breath of Love.

It's just that there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. The breath of love used by Purgatory Kyojuro is completely different from the style used by Ganluji Mitsuri.

For example, Miri of Ganlu Temple is a ghost killer who joined the ghost killing team in order to find someone she likes, so she created such an abstract breathing method. Compared with the breath of snakes, breath of flowers, etc. The breath of insects and the breath of love are particularly strange.

Just like the "dragon" in the Chinese zodiac, it looks out of place.

And Ganluji Mitsuri uses the breath of love with a sense of anticipation, shyness, and urgency. To compare it, it is like a gymnast's ribbon dance, which is subtle and cute.

And Nana Taoyuan, who has just learned the breath of love, is the only one who uses the breath of love besides these two. As a person who can stick idol's support tape to the scabbard, even the gear fairy logo is covered People, her sword skills using the breath of love are obviously much more enthusiastic. If it is compared to dance, it is like a youthful and beautiful cheerleading, enthusiastic and emotional.

The breath of love used by Purgatory Xingjulang is different.

He has no feelings.

No, it should be said that he has no idea about love affairs at all, and just uses the breath of love for the sake of using it. The movements are wide open and closed, and the murderous swing of the knife seems to be venting the grievance just now, like an iron-blooded man in a pink camouflage uniform Soldiers filled Gatling with love, and then chug-chug-fired wildly.

If it is also compared to dancing... it is almost the sight of the uncle who was tricked at the annual meeting and was forced to wear a pink tutu skirt to dance ballet.

The pink vindictiveness was burning, and a big heart that seemed to have coronary heart disease, like an aunt's pancake, hit Yiwozuo's face with a slap, and his head was buzzing when he was slapped.

Hiss... Is the breath of love so powerful?

Yiwozuo took a step back vigilantly, "Could it be...you are actually that woman named Ganlusi Mili?"

...this is outrageous.

But don't blame him, the third one, Yiwozuo, has been a ghost for many years, and he can't tell the difference between men and women anymore.

After all, when you eat eggs, you don't deliberately distinguish whether the rooster that lays eggs for you is male or female.

Purgatory Xingshoulang didn't say a word, just now he used the breath of love to output for a while, which gave him the long-lost momentum when he just learned the breath of flame when he was a child... It's like playing mobile games and only playing Arthur, and accidentally used Da Qiao once , there will be a sense of novelty as if playing a different game.

However, just as Purgatory Xingshoulang was holding the knife, preparing to brew a pink grudge and start the next round of attacks, the Yushen Knife in his hand suddenly issued a "Dididi" notification sound.

what happened?What kind of moth came out of this knife again?

"Drip, the resource pack is downloaded and installed..."

So fast?Didn’t you only download single digits just now?

Purgatory Xingshourou was a little dazed, then he turned his head and looked in the direction of Yu Shenshejian.

was taken aback.

A huge black high-end high-speed calculator that is not simple at first glance is running crazy calculations with six lights on. The transparent glass cover in the middle glows and heats up to provide energy. The two satellite blue light boards on the top rotate continuously. Receive the signal of the gods in the nearby universe of several trillion light years, and then convert it into the fastest WiFi, and launch it to the Yushen Sword of Purgatory Xing Shoulang.

On the machine, the colorful Gear Fairy logo shines brightly, rotating in 3D on the surface of the machine.

It has the taste of a science fiction movie!

But looking at the bottom of the machine, three children, my wife Zenitsu, Kamado Tanjiro, and Zuihei Inosuke, are blushing and carrying this high-tech machine with all their strength, so that the bottom can dissipate heat smoothly.

Yu Shenshejian stood not far away. The always decent looking man was panting slightly exhausted. There were beads of sweat on his head, and there was a faint smear of dust on his cheeks. It looked like he had just done physical work.

So... this person used the wreckage of a dilapidated train carriage to spell out such a high-tech product in the 2800 words just now?

Catching the horrified gaze of Purgatory Kyojuro, Hiroshin Shema smiled and extended his thumb to him——

The WiFi of all nearby planets and planes are all concentrated here by him!

If the WiFi signal can be seen with the naked eye, then the parallel earth where Yushin Shema is located at this moment looks as dazzling as the sun. At this moment, it has become the fastest WiFi place in the world... In the next few hundred years, there will be no faster WiFi than this!

These were all created by Yushin Shema in this short period of time. It was the first time that Yushin Shema's full firepower was seen by Taoyuan Nanao and Matou Sakura who had been shocked by their father's operations. look like.

The gentle and harmless manual bloggers are serious, but they are very powerful.

The alien life suddenly disconnected from the Internet and the humans in the parallel space may not know that their WiFi signals are all concentrated here at this moment.

And what these WiFi do...

It is to download a 15G upgrade installation package for Yibing Yushen Knife.

"Drip, the security system has been installed successfully, and the anti-theft verification has been fully upgraded! 』

Under everyone's gaze, the soft blade in Purgatory Xingshoulang's hand... unexpectedly hardened again!

His knife is hard!

『It is detected that the knife holder is not the original binding person Makijuro Purgatory, and the anti-theft verification mode has been automatically turned on. After answering the correct questions, the Japanese knife can be used normally. 』

"Excuse me: What is the largest island in the world? 』

Purgatory Xingshourou: "...?"

What to do, it's better not to update the installation package just now!