The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Not only Purgatory Xingjulang, other passengers also had a dream.

For example, our mouth Hira Inosuke boy.

The child grew up in the jungle and was raised by wild boars, so he was born with a beast-like instinct.

As soon as Hirano Snail, one of the underlings of Nightmare, Zuhira Inosuke noticed it when he entered the dream.

But now he has no time to take care of so much.

He is running for his life.

It turns out that being unable to fall asleep after hearing a ghost story is actually a self-protection mechanism, because once you force sleep, you will have nightmares.

Zuihei Inosuke thought he wasn't afraid, but in fact...he was quite scared.

The giant lizard-like monster that appeared in Yushin Shema's horror story just now, SCP-682 is chasing him desperately.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t know about this monster, anyway, everyone can seamlessly substitute Tyrannosaurus rex.

As a wild child born and raised in the forest, Zuihei Inosuke is actually not very afraid of ghosts, but a little scared of such monsters.

At this moment, the way he ran for his life looked like a temple escape.

As soon as Hirano Woko, who had just entered Zuhira Inosuke's dreamland, was confronted with the bloody mouth of SCP-682.

The jagged fangs, corrosive saliva, and foul-smelling breath almost sent Hirano away.

Snail Hirano was in a daze.

who is she?where is sheWhat did she want to do here?

Why does Zuihei Inosuke have such a thing in his dreams? !

Snail Hirano ran desperately behind Zuhira Inosuke. Just now she was a second slower, but the ground under her feet was directly smashed by SCP-682.

Ah... isn't this nightmare too spectacular?

"Quick! There is a building ahead, you can hide!"

Zuihei Inosuke saw a square concrete building erected very abruptly in the open space in front of him. Seeing this building, Hirano Snail ran in, but Zuihei Inosuke hesitated for a moment. He felt that this house Something was wrong, and his bestial instincts were screaming for danger.

Then SCP-682 slapped him on the forehead with one paw.

Zuihei Inosuke: "..."

What human suffering is this!After he woke up from the nightmare, he would rather not have the Yushen Knife, but also ask Yushen Shejian for mental damage fees!

Then, he bit the bullet and ran into this building that gave off a strong ominous atmosphere at first sight.

After he and Heino Wozi closed the steel door with SCP-087 forcefully, he took a long breath before recovering a little bit of strength.

Damn, he is clearly sleeping, why is he so tired!

After taking a breath, Zuihei Inosuke and Heino Woko looked at each other and reached a tacit understanding.

Let's wait for everyone to escape before tangling about each other's origins!

Thinking of this, Zuhei Inosuke began to look at the surrounding environment... This house does not seem to be a residence, but looks like a stairwell, and there is only one downward staircase leading to nowhere.

Wait, this setting is so familiar... Is it the stairwell that Mr. Yushen mentioned just now?

Zuhira Inosuke swallowed hard, telling himself not to panic.

"No way, I can only go down and have a look first." Zuhira Inosuke found the flashlight in the corner, after a little research, he turned on the switch, and boldly, he started to descend the stairs.

Snail Hirano sneaked a glance at Inosuke Hirano from the corner of her eye as she went down the stairs.

Who the hell is this? He looks ordinary and a little handsome, but the dream is extremely tragic.

When he was leaning on the wall to breathe, Zuihei Inosuke took off the wild boar headgear. The overly handsome appearance of the little fresh meat really surprised Hirano Woko.

Zuihei Inosuke was also peeking at Sakuko Hirano, and he was trying to remember whether there was such a character in the ghost story Hiroshin Shema just told just like Snail Hirano.

Female, flat/chested, ugly, and drooling in his face...

Very good, there is no such person in Mr. Yushen's story just now!

It's fine if it's not an enemy, maybe it's the lover of your dreams or something else, anyway, don't scare him suddenly, everything is easy to talk about.

Woko Hirano grabbed Inosuke Hirano's animal skin skirt and began to walk down the stairs tremblingly.

When they went down nearly 20 floors, suddenly a woman's miserable scream rang out, echoing in the space in the stairwell.

This howl was so sudden that Zuhira Inosuke and Heino Woko shivered.

"Who is this, what is this voice?" Hirano Woko asked in panic.

Zuhira Inosuke wiped his cold sweat, "It's okay, maybe... the downstairs resident stepped on a nail."

Oh, it's possible, it really hurts to step on a nail.

Snail Hirano intuitively felt that something was wrong, but she was so frightened that she couldn't make up her mind, so after thinking about it, she agreed with Zuihira Inosuke.

She doesn't want to complete the task now, she is very content to be able to come out alive!

But what's with this stairwell?Why can't I see the end after going down so many layers?

After going down another twenty floors, a little girl's singing sounded over. It seemed to be an unknown language. Even Inosuke Hirano and Snail couldn't understand it, but the voice was extremely ethereal, accompanied by echoes in the stairwell. , it sounds like a chill down the back.

Why are there little girls in such a place where rabbits don't shit?And this little girl is still in the mood to sing here.

"Maybe it's because he's happy, and he's singing here because he thought of something happy." Zuihei Inosuke was not only comforting Hirano Snail, but he was actually comforting himself more.

All of this is normal, there are no ghosts in the world, he is thinking too much, and he is scaring himself.

Well, that's right!

However, Snail Hirano was somewhat skeptical, "Why would she be happy in this kind of place? Doesn't it make sense?"

Zuihei Inosuke immediately lowered his head and pondered, and gave the answer after a while.

"Maybe the happy thing is... because his mother stepped on a nail?"

Snail Hirano: "...?"

What kind of tearful mother-daughter love is this!Why does the daughter sing for joy when the mother screams when she steps on a nail?

This kind of unfilial daughter should be thrown out to feed SCP-682!

And this kind of thing, the little girl's father doesn't care?It must be very difficult to live in this kind of Shurachang family, right?

Then with this in mind, they went down another 20 floors.

"That..." Snail Hirano pointed to the bottom stairs, "I seem to see the little girl's father."

This is a transparent figure with a white mask, as if floating above the stairs, staring at the two quietly.

"What should I do next? Do I need to ask for directions?" Snail Hirano turned his head numbly and asked Zuhira Inosuke, but he didn't get an answer for a long time. As soon as he turned his head, he saw Zuhira Inosuke standing there with a pale face. trembling.

Zuihei Inosuke: "..."

When he saw this man wearing a floating white mask, Zuihei Inosuke felt that the blood in his body was coagulated. This feeling would only be felt when he saw a top ghost... No, he was in Natian Spider Mountain back then. , I didn't feel this way when I was fighting against the spider father ghost transformed from the sixth last string!

will die!If you are touched by this guy, you will definitely die!

Zuhira Inosuke turned his head and started to go up the stairs, he would rather face SCP-682 than face this ghost thing!

But because he ran too hastily, Zuihei Inosuke forgot that Hirano Snail was still pulling on his fur skirt, and stumbled all of a sudden, the pig head hood on his head fell off, and Ji Ligulu rolled to the front of the white mask.

White Mask: "...?"

The floating figure with a white mask in mid-air was stunned. He lowered his head and met the pig's eyes on the pig's headgear.

White Mask: "!!!!"

What is this? !Is it the head of a pig? It's scary!Why can a pig's head be put on a human's head!

This is a good loss of san value!

The next moment, the white mask let out a scream, and then ran away in a panic with exactly the same movements as Zuhei Inosuke.

"Huh...huh..."

"Have they caught up?"

Zuihei Inosuke looked back, there was nothing, and the white masked transparent man disappeared without a trace.

... what to do next?

Zuihei Inosuke was caught in a dilemma, he looked up at the top, and then looked down at the bottomless downstairs, but he still chose to follow his heart...

"Come on, let's go down." He felt that the hope of life was still downstairs.

In this way, they went downstairs for nearly 20 floors, and suddenly, a white light flashed, which seemed to be...it was sunlight!

Zuihei Inosuke was overjoyed and ran down quickly, but at this moment, two men who looked very ordinary stepped forward and blocked Zuihei Inosuke's way.

"Hi kid... Uh, I'm a kid, right? I'm Mr. Lost, and he's Mr. Forgetful. Can you accept our interview?"

Mr. Lost and Mr. Forgotten are our old friends. They are employees of Dr. Wondertainment, and they seem to be investigating children's preferences in all aspects.

Leaving aside Mr. Forgetful, Mr. Lost has the same defect as his name, and he is very easy to get lost. You see, he got lost here after interviewing Alice before, and started interviewing Hei Inosuke.

But... what is an interview?

Zuihei Inosuke looked at the microphone in front of him curiously, and then replied quite boldly, "Tell me if you have anything to say, we are in a hurry to leave."

Oops, it looks like I interviewed a grumpy kid.

"This...Children Inosuke Zuihei, Children's Day is coming soon, please make a wish to us, and our investor, Dr. Wondertainment, can help you realize it."

"What and what, why can't I understand." Zuihei Inosuke was confused by Dr. W's series of English names, but he still understood the word "wish".

"Let's get out, that's my wish!"

Right now, his most urgent wish is to escape from SCP-682 and the white mask just now, and then force Hiroshin Shema to swear never to tell ghost stories in his presence again.

But Mr. Lost and Mr. Forgetful looked at each other, feeling a bit embarrassed.

That's it? That's it?

With such an insignificant wish, does it still need to trouble the magical Dr. Wondertainment?The effect of this program is greatly weakened!

"Actually, the exit is just below. When we came, we broke a big hole." Mr. Lost said, "So you can change your wish."

Hearing that the exit was downstairs, Zuihei Inosuke was really relieved, but he could make another wish...

Zuipira Inosuke rolled his eyes, and suddenly answered wisely, "Can you make all the ghosts disappear from this world?"

This wish is indeed more difficult than the one just now, but...

"I'm sorry we're broadcasting live now, and we're still a children's channel, so bloody desires like fighting and killing are not within the scope of Dr. Wondertainment's acceptance!"

Zuihei Inosuke: "..."

This doesn't work, that doesn't work either, what on earth can you do?Zuhira Inosuke touched his chin, and suddenly a light bulb appeared on the top of his head.

"Then let the ghost killing team do better and better."

"OK, we can help you with this wish!" Mr. Lost made an OK gesture, then took out a note, wrote some words on it with a pen, and then took out a pure gold holy grail, put The note was thrown in.

The process was a bit complicated, but Zuihei Inosuke and Heino Snail were taken aback for a while.

"Okay, your wish has come true!"

After doing all this, Mr. Lost took out his mobile phone, opened the headline of the news APP, and showed Zuihei Inosuke the big characters on it:

"A masterpiece! The sales volume of "Demon Slayer: Blade" has broken the historical record, completely catching up with "One Piece"!"

"The revival of traditional animation? Talk about the real reason for the strong rise of "Demon Slayer: Blade"!"

"Is it a happy ending? Chapter 205 of "Ghost Slayer: Blade" caused controversy. Netizens: We don't accept such an ending!"

"Pick up the secret behind it: Dr. Abundantia's whereabouts become a mystery, and it is actually related to the anime "Demon Slayer"!"

In short, at this moment, among the 50 hot searches, at least 48 are about "Demon Slayer: Blade"!

Zuihei Inosuke was stunned.

"Okay, little friend Zuihei Inosuke, your wish has come true, I wish you a happy life."

After speaking, Mr. Lost and Mr. Forgetful carried a microphone and a video camera, and left with a relaxed expression.

Only Zuohei Inosuke was left wondering.

What the hell is this "Ghost Slayer Blade"?He hopes that the Ghost Slayer Team will get better and better, so what does it have to do with "Ghost Slayer Blade"?

Can't figure it out.

But Zuihei Inosuke simply didn't intend to think about it, it is said that the exit is downstairs?He had to go downstairs quickly and get out of this ghostly place quickly.

However, the next moment he heard two screams from upstairs, which belonged to Mr. Forgetful and Mr. Lost.

"Ah, what is this thing behind the door? Why is there a red monster hiding behind the door!"

"This red man has only one mouth on his head! What is this! Dr. Wondertainment, help me!"

Yo, it seems that the weird talk that Yu Shenshejian said is actually lying in ambush here!

………………

One of the last strings, Nightmare, is also running.

He felt like a hamster running in a rotating cage but still standing still, wasting his efforts.

He was trapped in this carriage, and no matter what, he seemed to be standing still.

What he didn't know was that during the period before he appeared, Matou Sakura used the shortest time to arrange the carriage into a standard magic formation with the magic circle of the clock tower.

Matou Sakura didn't go to school for another day because of illness after elementary school. All her knowledge was guided by Hiroshin Shima with the textbook bit by bit.

And this knowledge about the magic field was exchanged by Hiroshin Shema with his two books "How to Construct a Magical Girl's Inner Heightening Insole" and "What Happens When Feeding Onions When Raising a Giant Dragon".

Only relying on her old father's education, Matou Sakura is a clock tower young talent whose formation speed exceeds 90%...Of course, it may be forced by life and death, but it is still enough to prove her talent.

When Nightmare lost his patience and was about to make a violent breakthrough, he finally saw this girl with purple hair and white dress appear in front of him again.

She lifted her skirt gracefully, "Are you looking for me?"

Facing the anger of the last nightmare, she didn't even move her eyelids.

"Yes, I'm looking for you." One of the lower strings finally came to Matou Sakura, he stretched out his hand, and pinched the girl's neck.

"Since you don't want to go to sleep, then I have to help you fall into eternal sleep."

However, when one of the lower strings touched Matou Sakura, the weird touch made him vigilant.

This feel...is not the feel of human skin!

He lowered his head in horror, and found that the girl in front of him was just a bunch of wriggling worms. A face made of worms smiled at him, and then scattered on the ground with a plop, and crawled away.

Nightmare: "???"

I have to say that after seeing this scene... One of the last strings felt an emotion called "disgusting" that he hadn't felt for many years.

He couldn't help but took a step back in fright, but he didn't expect to bump into someone.

One of the bottom strings turned his head and found another girl, a girl with a bamboo tube in her mouth... No, this is a ghost!

Nezuko made a run-up, jumped high with his left foot, made a beautiful mid-air turn, and mercilessly smashed the head of Nightmare with his right foot!

head shot!

The minced meat fell to the ground, and several worms crawled over and ate up the minced meat.

"Sister Nezuko, you are really amazing." The girl raised her smiling face and praised Nezuko, but the latter didn't go over to hold Matou Sakura in her arms as usual, but walked away a little helplessly. Moved.

After becoming a ghost, Nezuko's intuition has been strengthened a lot, but she has a feeling of wanting to escape from this sweet smiling sister.

Seeing Nezuko's movements, Matou Sakura shook her head amusedly, but she was not annoyed, and waved to the bug on the ground, and the stuffed bug crawled over and got into the girl's white dress sleeve.

After a while, Matou Sakura licked her bright red lips as if reminiscing about something.

"The soul of this Mr. Ghost is unexpectedly delicious." The girl seemed to have eaten some rare delicacies, but seeing her expression, one of the lower strings trembled, and then it fell apart into several pieces, like a gecko Like docking to survive, he escaped.

Nezuko was taken aback, and quickly wanted to chase after him, but he was a step too late, and the nightmare disappeared without a trace.

"It's okay, Sister Nezuko, let him escape." The girl waved her hands, her voice soft and soft.

She sniffed, and then gave the look of a kitten seeing a dried fish.

"The scented soul cannot escape, no matter where he escapes, I will catch him back, and then..."

The girl licked her lips, saying nothing.