The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

not right...

Accompanied by the shriek that could resound through most of the city, my wife Shanyi finally discovered something was wrong with the dim light in the carriage.

Why is everyone sleeping?

Even Mr. Yushen and Mr. Yanzhu are asleep, and the mirage makes such a loud scream, can't wake you up?

Are you all the one with the mouth of Inosuke? !Can't wake up from thunder?

No, there is also a problem with Zuhei Inosuke, usually this guy snores like thunder when he sleeps, but today he sleeps as if he is dead, there is no sound at all, he looks like a quiet little girl.

There is a problem, there is a big problem!

But in the next second, my wife Shanyi frowned, and asked about a smell of iron. He didn't have the sense of smell of Tanjirou Kamado, so when he smelled it, the smell of iron was already very strong.

Wait, the smell of iron...

This is not a smell of iron, it is clearly the smell of blood!

It seemed too late when my wife Shanyi recognized the blood ghost technique of the last nightmare, a burst of irresistible drowsiness kept beating his head, followed by a burst of dizziness.

My wife Shanyi gritted her teeth, turned her head in the last moment of Qingming, glanced at Matou Ying who was still standing at the door of the toilet with a blank face, moved her lips, as if she wanted to order something, but she couldn't say anything.

run?No, where could she go in this moving train?

to ask for help?Here, Yanzhu Purgatory Xing Shoulang, who has the highest force value, seems to have also been tricked.

...Forget it, leave it to fate.

But it's strange, why...she looks like she's smiling?

…………

My wife Shan Yi fell down.

Falling down in a waist-twisted yoga pose with the prodigal son turning his back, he managed to amuse Matou Sakura because the posture was too funny.

The girl chuckled, and then immediately covered her mouth as if she had done something wrong. She shouldn't be laughing in this situation.

The train was jolting constantly.Outside the car, a mirage emitting dazzling flames kept screaming and crashing into the car, while the inside of the car was dead silent, like a dead body in a car. With a smile, the light of the mirage shone on her face, which was extraordinarily ferocious.

The girl seemed to be bouncing in the carriage without a trace of panic on her face.

"I have to confirm again..." She walked into the area covered by vampirism while holding the backs of rows of chairs, and the imprinted worms moved in an instant, leaving streaks of squirming in the blood vessels on her face The traces of the blood were eaten away completely.

She walked to my wife Shanyi's place, paused for a moment, and after confirming that she couldn't make it, she stepped on his back apologetically, and then walked towards Yu Shenshejian step by step.

Hiroshin Shema leaned on the seat, with his head resting on the wall of the car, while Nana Taoyuan fell on top of him and fell into a deep sleep, looking like he wouldn't wake up easily.

Well, father and sister are asleep.

She doesn't have to pretend anymore.

Matou Sakura squatted down, and opened the latch on the wooden box behind Tanjirou, she stretched out her hand, and patted Nezuko's face.

"You can't sleep, Nezuko-san."

The ghost holding the bamboo tube opened her eyes, and she saw the girl squatting in front of her, her purple hair and eyes seemed to be too thick to dissolve in the firelight.

"You come with me, let's see who wants our lives."

The girl stretched out her hand and pulled Nezuko out of the box.

The sickly whiteness of her face was indiscriminately rendered by the light of the mirage, and her lips were as red as rose petals falling in the water.

"Hurry up, we have to send this guy to hell first."

…………

Nightmare stepped out of the cab, looked at the overcrowded but dead carriage, and suddenly felt a strange sense of disobedience.

Is it because of the ball of fire outside the window...?

When he was a human being, he had also heard the legend of the mirage, but he did not expect the real thing to be so noisy.

Ever since he lurked in this car, this ball of fire seemed to have spotted him, and it would come to pester him every time he started the car, which was extremely annoying.

However, the mirage could only hover helplessly outside the carriage, in fact, it could do nothing, and it would not interfere with his plan.

Nightmare of the last string raised his eyes, and cast a contemptuous look at the mirage that was anxiously screaming outside the car.

However, he didn't notice that a magic circuit magic array integrated with the firelight flashed past on the window frame outside the car window.

Nightmare walked forward, he looked at the sleeping faces of every passenger in the carriage with great interest, he knew that each of these people would fall into a sweet dream, in this dream, everyone would get everything they wanted most in their hearts, A happy family, countless wealth, high power and position... Anything that human beings want can be realized in dreams.

This is so good...isn't it good?You see, the faces in these human dreams are smiling so happily.

His footsteps stepped on the iron floor of the corridor, making the sound of unhurried footsteps, and his casual patrolling eyes were like a lion patrolling his own territory.

Next... Next, by the way, he wants to find that young member of the Ghost Killing Squad with the flower earrings. This is what their master wants, and he will go through all kinds of fires to get it for him!

but……

Nightmare stopped at the end of the string.

Why, today's carriage is so long, why hasn't it come to an end... It seems that it will never end?

He turned his head and looked at the distance from the driver's cab to his feet behind him, which seemed to be exactly half of the carriage. Then, he turned his head around again, ready to see the distance to the next carriage——

A girl appeared out of nowhere in front of her.

Like a ghost, it appeared silently, without footsteps, breathing, or popularity.

To be honest, one of the last strings was taken aback.

"Oh, there is still a fish that slipped through the net?" Nightmare of the last string reacted, he tilted his head, his voice was as gentle as Nadeshiko, but it was different from Yu Shenshejian's gentleness like a spring breeze, Nightmare More uncomfortably feminine.

How can there be fish that slip through the net?This is impossible... How could someone escape his blood ghost technique?

"Strange, why don't you go to bed?" Nightmare continued to ask in a sticky tone, "Staying up so late...is not a good child's routine."

The purple-haired girl was not frightened, she didn't even look at the last one, her eyes passed behind his back, and fell on the mirage that kept wandering outside the window.

"Aren't you asleep?" The girl tilted her head, looking confused, but the next moment she shook her head and retorted.

"No, I did fall asleep." She affirmed herself as if talking to herself, "If you don't believe me, look, you are in my dream."

Nightmare was startled at the end of the string, and the moment his pupils dilated, the purple-haired girl disappeared without a trace.

All the passengers disappeared together.

That's right, in that instant just now, the entire passenger compartment disappeared!He seemed to be in an empty carriage, only the mirage outside the window was still shining.

No...how is this possible?

There was still the smell of vampirism left by him in the car, including the smell of different humans, which told him clearly that this was the car just now, but...

Suddenly, Nightmare recalled what that purple-haired girl, Matou Sakura, had just said.

she says:

"You are in my dream."

………………

The human spiritual world is very vast, and there is a "core" in the center of the spirit. After destroying this "core", human beings will always be immersed in dreams and never wake up.

One of the last strings has several human subordinates, who are given the power to freely enter and exit the dream, and are instructed to destroy this "core" in the human dream.

This person named Chi You is one of the subordinates of Nightmare.

To be honest, he is not an ordinary villager, he lives in a merchant's house. In this day and age, people who can afford train rides actually have a little money, and those who are rich are especially reluctant to save their lives. Chi You is such a person.

In order to survive, he decided to become the subordinate of the last nightmare, and in order to continue to dream, he decided to work for the last nightmare.

Chi You once had a wife, but this wife chose to leave him because he was too lazy and unmotivated, and ran away with the rich man.

Probably only in the dream can I meet this wife again.

Chi You sighed with some vicissitudes, touched his natural green hair, and felt that life was too difficult.

Because he is quite clever, he was sent by the next nightmare to invade Yanzhu Purgatory Xing Shoulang's dream.

This is a bit difficult...but he is also a human being, so maybe he can reduce the vigilance of this Yanzhu and succeed in sneak attack.

After doing a few things for the next string, Chi You's brain circuit has completely divorced from human beings, obviously out of the way of normal people.

Thinking of this, he stepped into the dream of Purgatory Xing Shoulang.

Although the Purgatory family has no valuable property, but because of its long history, the yard is quite large.

He saw a fair-haired woman who called herself Purgatory Ruhuo, tenderly teaching a young boy in swordplay.

It seems that Yanzhu Purgatory Xing Shoulang looked like a tiger when he was a child, about five or six years old.

Pretty cute.

This Mrs. Purgatory seems to be pregnant, with a big belly, and it seems that the day of giving birth is about to come. The whole person is full of maternal brilliance, and Chi You is a little dazed.

If his wife didn't run away, she might be pregnant too, right?

The young Yanzhu child seemed to be playing tricks and didn't want to continue practicing swordsmanship. The mother sighed, took the child's little hand, and came to the sacrificial hall. There was a lifelike mirage statue in the middle.

... Chi You's right eyelid twitched as he watched. He hid in the dark, listening to Mrs. Purgatory silently, and prepared to sneak in.

Ever since they got on the train these days, mirages would appear, colliding with the train with the stance of wanting to die with them, and screaming, causing Chi You to feel a kind of physical discomfort when seeing the statue of mirage.

"...This is the symbol of our family, and there should be such an unquenchable flame in our hearts."

Mrs. Purgatory seems to be educating the children, but Chi You really doesn't think there is anything worth learning from this noisy flame.

"...it will show up where it is most dangerous, where it is most needed, and fearlessly."

This is true, Chi You also felt that the mirage seemed to be sane, and it was obviously biased towards the human side, always appearing when they were about to attack innocent passengers.

"...it symbolizes the whistleblower, it symbolizes the first to blow the horn, and it also represents the first to die..."

Chi You disagrees with this point, this thing has existed for thousands of years, and every time it appears when they do bad things, Chi You very much wants to rain down this thing.

However, the kid from Purgatory Xingshoulang seems to be a critical person, and he also raised his own doubts about his mother.

He pointed to the window.

"Mom, isn't this just a mirage?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a scream that tore through the sky, and the fire light illuminated Chi You's face.

How is this going?Why did Yan Zhu suddenly dream of a mirage? !

... No, this is a mirage in reality!

In the last part of Nightmare, if you encounter fright, danger, or receive huge damage, the dream will become unstable, and things from the real world will penetrate deeply.

So is there something going on out there?

Chi You crouched with his head in his arms for a while, and the mirage disappeared. It seemed that Nightmare had adjusted himself in time and had restored the dream.

But the dream has changed.

Mrs. Purgatory seemed frightened and was about to give birth, so she was sent to the delivery room.

Now is the right time to quickly find the "core" in Purgatory Xingshoulang's dream and destroy it!

Chi You decided to make a quick decision, because after experiencing the collapse of the dream just now, the dream world of the entire Purgatory Xingjulang seemed to have collapsed, and the painting style of the surrounding world seemed to have changed to the block style of "Minecraft". He looked out just now, It seems that I also saw a creeper wandering past.

Wait, what is Minecraft, and what is creeper? !

I don't want to, but fortunately, the human beings here still look like ordinary human beings, and they haven't turned into "Brick Steve", which is fine.

However, what is the most important "core" in Purgatory Xingshoulang's dream?

Hiding in the dark, he saw Lian Ji Xing Shou Lang walking around outside his mother's delivery room anxiously, and he knew it.

Isn't this obvious, the core must be the child in Mrs. Purgatory's belly.

The face of the kid in Purgatory Ankojuro became Picasso's abstract style because of the collapse of the dream. His facial features kept moving, but each of them looked anxious.

Tsk tsk, Lord Yanzhu looks very filial.

Chi You, who also had abstract facial features, pulled the nose off his forehead, put it back in place, and then sneaked into the delivery room.

He wanted to kill Lord Yanzhu's "core" in the cradle!

Thinking of this, he inadvertently glanced at the pregnant woman on the bed.

However, with just this one glance, his eyes could never come back.

Such a familiar face, this... Mrs. Purgatory on this bed, how did it turn into his wife's face!

This is his wife! !

However, the former Yanzhu Purgatory Makijuro had an abstract face, and each of the five sense organs was taken out with an affectionate appearance, and he greeted Chi You's wife with care.

Chi You felt that he was torn apart.

He unconsciously touched his head, and finally pulled out a handful of green hair... That's right, his green hair held his position very well, and it still grew on the top of his head!

What the hell is this called!Why did Mrs. Purgatory suddenly become the face of my wife!

The furious Chi You couldn't bear it any longer. If he could bear it any longer, he would no longer be a man. He stood up, ready to go forward to argue.

But immediately, there was a cry of a newborn, representing the birth of a new life!

Oh no, this is Yan Zhu's spiritual core!

Chi You, who was dazzled by the anger, finally came to his senses. He was going to get rid of the spiritual core of Purgatory Xingshoulang first, and then have a good argument with Yan Zhu and his father.

"It's born... Ma'am is born!"

The midwife's beaming voice came out, and a midwife whose chin and eyes were in the wrong position came out of the room with her baby in her arms.

"Young master Xingshoulang, my wife has given birth!"

"I gave birth to an eggplant! There is no worm eye, no matter whether it is braised in soy sauce or fried eggplant box!"

The kid from Purgatory Xingshoulang cheered, and ran over from the petrified Chi You, while the midwife opened the swaddling clothes, revealing a...

Eggplants dressed in white loincloths.

Purgatory Xingshoulang picked it up carefully, and then held it high. Under the sun, the eggplant's loincloth was shining brightly, representing the spiritual core.

So, Mr. Yanzhu...

Why on earth put the spiritual core in the crotch cloth! !