The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

One day passed, and the killer crocodile broke his promise.

In the Purple Ooze Hotel, there was no one missing.

"Didn't you say yes, you'll kill one person a day?" No. 3 Komaji stretched out, counted the number of people with his fingers, and couldn't help but sneered when he found that none of them were missing.

It's such a small skill, it's really contemptible.

Thinking of this, he leaned back on the sofa chair, "To be honest, it doesn't matter if we are only detained here for a few days... The work pressure is too great, and I finally have a chance to relax."

Komaji vaguely remembered that his job seemed to be... to find pots of rare plants, like a blue flower.

What are the flowers... He forgot, but now that there are so many people, he just asked.

"By the way, my latest boss asked me to find a potted plant. If you have any clues, our boss will reward you a lot." Komaji thought for a while.

"It's cyan... morning glory."

He also forgot why his boss wanted it, probably to show off his circle of friends.

Luo Ji shook her head, "I don't know... But the proprietress of our custom shop also made a similar request, asking for... blue heather flowers." After she finished speaking, she showed a disgusted expression.

Because the proprietress wants to mash it up and use it on her face.

The original smell of this flower is already very... If it is used to apply to the face... She can't imagine it at all.

"It's probably some kind of trend." Warrior No. 1 didn't have any expression on his face. He usually said very little, but his mood seemed to have improved a lot in a different environment.

"My supervisor asked me to find green... white cauliflower."

Matou Sakura endured it for a long time, but still couldn't hold back her words, "Sir, there seem to be two adjectives describing colors in your words."

Cyan White Cauliflower...

Why not go and buy broccoli for four yuan and eighty catties? !

This is obviously deliberately making things difficult for people, right?

"I would like to ask, Mr. Ji Guo." The collector said, "Are you in the second-in-command position in the gym where you work?"

Ji Guoyansheng nodded, indeed, he was the only one besides the boss.

"So, if you can't find the so-called green white cauliflower, will you be punished?"

Ji Guoyansheng hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Collector No. 5 nodded, "This is just a simple competition for status, it's clear at a glance."

Obviously, it wasn't an order to find life-saving ginseng. This strange request seemed to be making things difficult.

"But unfortunately, my partner also used the same method."

Collector No. 5 gritted his teeth. By the way, since he came to this place, he has a pair of dentures in his pocket... He must have been gnashing his teeth a lot before, so he needs to wear dentures.

"He asked me to find the turquoise epiphyllum." Collector No. 5 said with anger.

"Do you know how many sleepless nights I have gone through all these years looking for epiphyllum?" Collector No. 5 said, touching his shiny bald head with his hands.

Before that... he still had hair!

Seeing collector No. 5's sad expression, luthier No. 7 couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder to show comfort. Compared with the green epiphyllum, the "pure natural non-GMO green cotton" that the boss asked her to find is nothing worth mentioning. .

"Strange, are all the plants you are looking for?" The priest tilted his head, "What I am looking for is different from yours."

"The bishop of the church asked to find the blue Bana flower, but... when I went up to ask, he gave me a different task."

Father Tong Mo's tone was a little confused, "He said that it's enough to let me find the blue waves."

To this day, he still remembers the bishop's expression of "everything will be fine if you don't make trouble" when he looked at him.

"He also said that the cyan spray is very easy to find, open my mind, there are plenty of them."

Speaking of this, the priest sighed, "Really, how can the brain be opened, and there is no sea in my brain."

no you have.

At least your bishop thinks you have.

Collector No. 5 coughed dryly in embarrassment, then looked contemptuously past the gambler, and then looked in Yu Shenshejian's direction, "What about you?"

Matou Sakura snapped her fingers, "That's not true, but my father often gives us pocket money for printing with cyan ink."

Nana Taoyuan couldn't hold back a burst of laughter, then quickly buried her head in Matou Sakura's clothes, shaking her shoulders silently.

"I'm sorry, I'm a personal webcaster, and I'm a self-employed person working for myself." Yu Shenshe showed a embarrassed smile, "I don't have any superiors who give me advice and ask me to find blue flowers."

As soon as Yu Shenshejian said this, they were silent for a while, and then... there was a little envy in their eyes.

Freelance is good, self-employed is really good.

However, the gambler raised his eyes and broke a basin of cold water for everyone.

"Tsk tsk, they're all tied up in this wretched place, and maybe he changed his plan to starve us to death. Look at the food he prepared, it's hard to swallow!"

This is something that people cannot refute.

"Speaking of it this way, this murderous crocodile's mind is really vicious." Father No. 2 sighed softly, and he tapped his head with his finger: "If we have no food... guess, what will we eat when we are finally hungry? Woolen cloth?"

This is very thoughtful.

Probably... 10 people here.

So you would rather eat █ than foie gras and lobster caviar, right?

Taoyuan Nana looked at the sky outside, it was completely dark, the moon was very bright, and the ground was full of moonlight.

She couldn't help but walked to the door, opened it and walked into the yard, picked up a long branch, and started to practice according to the sword practice routine taught to her by Xiaohumaru.

It would be great if the sword she was carrying along with her, Taoyuan Nana couldn't help but think again, her original swordsmanship was improved by Kokomaru, it was smoother than the original one, it can be said to be pleasing to the eye, and powerful Dazeng—since she saw Xiaohumaru smashing a huge rock with a knife last time, she was completely convinced.

It is really too powerful, it is worthy of being a sword made by gods.

At some point, Ji Guoyansheng also came out of the room, watching Nana Taoyuan practicing his sword silently with the back of his hand behind him.

After looking at it for a while, he nodded, with a plan in mind.

"Your technique and fencing routines are good, but your breathing is wrong."

Suddenly, his indifferent voice reached Taoyuan Nanasheng's ears.

She was slightly taken aback, and then suddenly remembered... This Mr. Ji Guoyansheng seems to be running a kendo gym?

Thinking of this, Taoyuan Nanasheng looked at him eagerly.

Once you hear this, you are an expert!Moreover, when Yu Shenshema traveled under the name of Dr. Abundantia before, he had seen the user of "Breath of Flame". The most powerful part of this sword technique is indeed the breath.

"Your teacher should have taught you how to breathe evenly and steadily during intense exercise." Ji Guoyansheng pointed to the chest, which is where the lungs are.

Indeed, Nana Taoyuan nodded.

Not only Fujimura Taihe, but Kohomaru also mentioned breathing. Even when participating in long-distance running competitions in junior high school, the physical education teacher also mentioned that during strenuous exercise, you should use relatively deep abdominal breathing and avoid panting.

"Forget about it."

Ji Guoyansheng stared at Nana Taoyuan, "Follow your most instinctive way of breathing."

In the world where Ji Guoyansheng lives, there is such a saying: when a person is not born, he breathes in the mother's womb, and the natural flow of amniotic fluid carries the laws of all things and nature. The amniotic fluid disappeared out of thin air, which also indicated that the gods stopped protecting the fetus.

"After a long time, there will be a feeling of intense heat in the lungs. Do you...understand?"

Taoyuan Nana's expression was a bit perplexed, she seemed to vaguely understand the routine that Ji Guoyansheng said, but...it would be too difficult for her to immediately abandon the original breathing method and change to the one Ji Guoyansheng said.

Just like being asked to run with the same hands and feet, I feel very uncomfortable.

"Use this state to attack me." Ji Guoyansheng kept one arm behind his back, and the other hand made a move to Taoyuan Nanasheng.

Taoyuan Nanasheng was not too polite, he picked up the branch and attacked it. This kind of practice method is very common, as long as both parties know it well, and she also knows that she is not proficient in this "back to basics" breathing method.

"That's right, better than I expected." Ji Guoyansheng nodded.

If it is really the kind of Ji Guoyuan's one-style combat power that cuts down 1 people after listening to the class for 4 minute, then Ji Guoyan wins it unbelievable.

"Excuse me, do you know [Breath of Flame]? My father said that this is a very powerful breathing method... Is this what you said?"

Breath of Flame?

Ji Guoyansheng frowned, "No...this is the breathing method of swordsmanship in the Duojia gym."

Nana Taoyuan: "..."

Who would have thought that this is actually the breathing method of the competitor's gymnasium!Is it okay to let her travel back to the past for 1 minute to take back this sentence?

"My gym teaches [Moon's Breath], let me demonstrate it to you... Watch it!"

The moment Ji Guoyansheng held the branch in his hand, his whole temperament changed instantly - he became like a piece of ice, although it was cold, it was extremely transparent.

That's right, when someone used swordsmanship for the first time, it gave Nana Taoyuan a transparent feeling.

The next moment, Ji Guoyan moved.

Nana Taoyuan quickly opened her eyes wide, trying to observe Ji Guoyansheng's movements carefully, but the next moment, an extremely fantasy scene appeared in front of her.

Ji Guoyan shook his hand, and several crescent-shaped grudges appeared at the tip of the branch, flying away like a blade...

Nana Taoyuan:? ? ?

The little crescents launched "biu~biu~biu~", like soap bubbles blown by children in the park, one after another.

Is this the so-called "moon's breath"?

Nana Taoyuan didn't believe it. She didn't believe that changing the way of panting could add such a cool special effect to swordplay.

And it's very effective!

A few small crescents flew out in a whirl, and cut into the wisteria forest, immediately causing a large piece of wisteria to fall down one after another, and because the force was too strong, it seemed that even the air was twisted a bit, I don't know if it was an illusion.

Ji Guoyansheng calmly retracted the knife... I mean the branch, he organized his language, and then opened his mouth to explain to Nana Taoyuan.

"My fencing gymnasium is enrolling students. With your current level, you can pass the test without the exam. If you are interested, you can come and see."

After finishing speaking, Ji Guoyan Sheng touched all the pockets on his body, and only took out the soft glass bead engraved with the word "winding" before, and handed it to Nana Taoyuan.

"Bring this to the gymnasium, it will be regarded as a certificate of exemption from the test."

Seeing the unidentified sphere with a greasy touch in his hand, Nana Taoyuan was silent for a moment, and returned it to Ji Guoyan Sheng.

"No, when I get to Mr. Jiguo's gymnasium, it's okay to have another interview."

…………

Holding the novel in his hand, Edgar Allan Poe got off the rickety car.

Suddenly, he felt something fly out of the mystery novel in his hand!

It seems... the moon?

In the next second, the little moon hit the car behind him, and there was a loud noise. Then, the car billowed thick smoke——

This is... what happened?

Holding the novel in his hands, Poe fell into deep thought facing the scrapped car——