The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Writing a book, what is the most important thing."

Yushen Shejian picked up the sugar cubes in the sugar bowl on the table and started to build them.

Matou Sakura raised her hand, "The ending of the story is good or bad."

"That's true, but... how about going further?"

Nana Taoyuan thought for a moment, "Is there any love in the story?"

"What if it's a detective novel?"

Yu Shenshejian built the sugar cube into a pyramid shape, then pinched a corner and pulled it—this seemingly most stable structure suddenly fell apart.

"It's the background, the most important... is the background setting, and the world view."

If a detective novel that takes place in the ordinary world is suddenly mixed with world views such as blood, fantasy, and ghosts, then no matter how wonderful the reasoning in this story is, it is still a bad book.

Allen Poe also knew this, but what he didn't know was that this world...was no longer the one he was in.

………………

No. 7 luthier Shi Shiran came back from the toilet with a vaguely sweet and bloody smell on his body.

"It looks like everyone has arrived."

The No. 1 samurai Ji Guoyansheng seems to have a natural leadership ability, which makes people listen to his arrangements unconsciously... Perhaps, if they really came from the so-called "wisteria flower allergy group" before, maybe this is a deputy What about the leader?

"I don't know if there is an inner ghost among us, but if we want to defeat the killer crocodile, we can only get a way out by uniting and uniting with the outside world."

Having said that, he paused, and then let out an exclamation like a sigh:

"I have to say, we are too weak."

"The enemy is in the dark, and we are in the light. Although I know a little about swordsmanship, I am just an ordinary person, and I can't guard against that murderous alligator."

After saying this, he felt a sense of disobedience, but he couldn't say it out, and when all the hostages heard "we are ordinary people", they couldn't help showing slightly subtle expressions.

Wait, are they... really ordinary people?

Ji Guoyansheng adjusted the tie on his shirt with some awkwardness, then put his hands in his pockets, involuntarily fiddled with the soft glass bead engraved with the word "winding", and began to recall his life—it seemed that he There is an unpredictable bad leader who wants to give him a 996 job for the rest of his life. It seems that there is also an unpredictable and bad subordinate colleague who deals with the relationship between colleagues all day long and is allergic to the sun and wisteria In the end, he came out to eat donkey meat sashimi and was kidnapped by the bad guys.

It's too bad, even if he is an ordinary person, he is an unlucky ordinary person.

"You're right, we are no match for man-eating crocodiles at all." The priest leaned on the seat like a soft bone, and looked at the warrior without blinking, with a hint of encouragement and joy on his expression, a kind of— ——It was as joyful as seeing my son who just entered the first grade learn to think and get 100 points in the test paper.

"It's really distressing. This Mr. Crocodile can talk to me about his distress. Why kill people?"

Ji Guoyansheng glanced at the priest, and froze after seeing his slightly flushed expression, pretending not to see anything.

"That's true, I'm just an ordinary weak woman, who is so hateful, even tied me up..."

The "weak woman" Luo Ji squeezed tears for a long time, but she couldn't squeeze out a drop, she could only touch her eyes artificially and pretend to be weak.

What is the origin of this murderous crocodile who dares to tie up so many ghosts... No, he is an ordinary person.

As soon as the murderous crocodile consciousness came in after being frightened half to death just now, trembling, he heard this "weakness theory", and suddenly turned pale with anger.

He thought they were slapping him in the face.

weak?You weak ghosts!

While the killer crocodile was slandering, the samurai continued to succinctly state his idea:

"So my solution is to sleep during the day to nourish enough energy, and stay awake at night, always alert to the attack of killer crocodiles."

Ji Guoyansheng expressed his thoughts.

It's very simple, in a nutshell, it's day and night.

This idea is very straightforward. Killer crocodiles like to go out on dark and stormy nights, so they stay awake at night, so that the murderer has no chance.

Simple and rude, this idea was also proposed by the previous hostages, but it was not easy to implement.

The sudden disruption of work and rest time will make people feel depressed, and the shadow of fear will make people have a psychological breakdown one step ahead.

However, for this idea, everyone passed it unanimously and expressed their approval.

Isn't it just not sleeping at night and not waking up during the day? What's so difficult about it?

Thief No. 3, Komaji, took out a box of beauty steam eye masks from somewhere, unpacked a box and put it on. After a while, he was scalded and started screaming.

Looks pretty interesting.

The No. 1 samurai, Ji Guoyansheng, had no expression on his face, but he was a little curious. He walked over without thinking, took out three steam eye masks from the box, walked to the sofa chair, and prepared to fall asleep...

It turned out that when many people were looking at him, he suddenly realized that he had taken three.

Strange, at that moment just now, he really thought that he had three pairs of eyes.

He must have been frightened by the killer crocodile, otherwise how could he think so... Only evil ghosts have three pairs of eyes, but he only has one pair of eyes, one pair!

Ji Guoyansheng put down the two blindfolds in his hand, then took the remaining one and sat on the sofa chair to catch up on sleep.

He took off the blindfold, and when he was about to put it on, he suddenly encountered difficulties... Speaking of which, which eye should he wear the blindfold on?He has three pairs of eyes...

After pondering for a while, he simply gave up thinking about it, put the blindfold on his cheeks, and began to close his eyes to rest his mind.

Strange, why is it still bright?

The samurai frowned, turned his body to the inner side, and immediately breathed out evenly.

What's the matter with this man, is there something wrong with him?

Nana Taoyuan, who also wanted to come over to get the blindfold just now, witnessed the whole process with a bewildered expression on his face.

However, when she was in a daze, the blindfold in the box was gone. No. 7 luthier Naruto looked at the empty box, then at the only blindfold left in her hand, and patted Nana Taoyuan on the shoulder. .

Turning his head, Taoyuan Nanasheng saw luthier No. 7 holding a blindfold, trying to pull it, and it was torn into two under her dumbfounded gaze. Then, with a friendly expression, he handed the blindfold to her.

Ever since he was kidnapped to the Purple Oatmeal Hotel, Luthier No. 7 has been sidling up with Yushen Shejian's family in a nonchalant manner, intending to please her, and seems to have the idea of ​​wanting to form a group.

But things like blindfolds can't be divided!

No. 7 luthier took the blindfold that was torn into a one-eyed state, and slapped it directly in the middle of the forehead. At first glance, it seemed to have three eyes, but on closer inspection, it looked like a zombie sealed by a spell.

Then I turned around and prepared to go to the sofa to close my eyes and rest.

Taoyuan Nanasheng looked at the blindfold in his hand, he couldn't put it on, so he simply put it back in the box, and was picked up by the No. 5 collector in the next second, and then, like the No. 7 luthier, snapped With a bang, it was stuck on the forehead.

...No, this group of people might have misunderstood something like blindfolds.

Or is there any prejudice against an organ like the eye?When you were in kindergarten, didn't you do the finger game of "pointing to where the five senses are"?

"It doesn't matter, it turns out that you can sleep without a blindfold."

Yu Shenshema pointed to the samurai, luthier and collector who were sleeping for a second with great interest.

In such a situation, they can fall asleep unprepared. I don't know whether to say that they are big-hearted or fearless.

Probably because they have big hearts, after all they also said that they are "weak".

"But for me, I can't sleep during the day." Taoyuan Nana sighed, "It's too bright."

Last time Taoyuan Nana and Matou Sakura were found staying up late to watch dramas, Hiroshin Shema began to strictly regulate their bedtime, which led to their very good work and rest now.

"It doesn't matter if you can't sleep." Yu Shenshejian sat upright, "I memorized all the words in your English book, you should learn module 6 next week, or now..."

Before Yu Shenshejian finished speaking, Nana Taoyuan fell asleep quickly, faster than those who wore the wrong blindfold.

You see, if you really want to sleep, you can fall asleep right away despite all difficulties.

"……puff."

Yu Shenshe turned his head and found that No. 6 Fallen Girl, who was lazily lying on the sofa chair, was staring at the interaction of their family with great interest.

"I'm a little curious. To be honest, I think the title of net red should fall on me."

I didn't expect a man to take it away.

Luo Ji propped her head on her hands, unabashedly looked up and down Yu Shen She Jian, and finally landed on his face.

There is no doubt that from face to figure, it is completely qualified. It is really a gift from heaven to be able to look like this.

Thinking of this, she stretched out her hand to Yu Shenshejian.

"Give me your account number," she said, "I want to see how popular it takes to become a so-called Internet celebrity."

Well, I can hear that she is not convinced.

Yu Shenshe was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and smiled, the smiling eyes behind his glasses inadvertently, like the disturbed ripples of the pure black pool water under the moon, people can't help but feel the same in their hearts Sucked in.

He obviously looks like a young man, but his temperament is like a mature and elegant middle-aged man who has experienced a lot of weather, and the most peculiar thing is that this sense of contradiction pervades him, but he doesn't seem to be inconsistent at all.

There must be many women who like this kind of person.

Yu Shenshejian took out the pen and blank card that he carried with him, wrote his blog and social account of the video site on it, raised his head and was about to hand it to Yu Ji, but stopped.

Her eyes were completely different from just now. If it was appreciation and curiosity before, it now has a hint of malicious jealousy.

Yes, jealousy.

"Sorry, I've changed my mind."

She took the card in Yu Shen Shejian's hand, and tore it into pieces.

"You do look pretty good, but—if you are an old man with a child, forget it."

There was disgust in her tone, which made Yu Shenshe feel inexplicably disgusted.

"Whether it's intentional or not, please don't appear around me." She snorted coldly, stood up, walked back to the sofa chair farthest from Yu Shenshejian, lay down, and never looked at Yu Shenshejian again.

Yu Shenshejian: "...?"

Yu Shenshe, who was used to not expressing his emotions easily, frowned, this time he really couldn't understand why this woman was angry.

Probably... He lowered his head and looked at the black clothes that were matched to him immediately after the script.

It must be the reason why he was wearing black.