The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Atsushi Nakajima followed behind Osamu Dazai, a little nervous.

Because today, he is going to visit Dr. Abundantia with Osamu Dazai.

As an orphan at the bottom of society, Atsushi Nakajima has never met a big man, but Dr. Abundantia is a "big man" in his mind.

Thinking of the tragic "rollover accident" when the director of the orphanage brought him out to meet the adoptive family since he was a child, Atsushi Nakajima sighed nervously.

Ah, I hope nothing goes wrong this time—

"Are you nervous?" Osamu Dazai's sudden opening interrupted Atsushi Nakajima's train of thought. He squinted his eyes and glanced at Atsushi Nakajima, and then slowly looked away.

"Don't be nervous. Although Dr. Abundantia is a very serious person, he won't embarrass others... Ah, I want to remind you."

"Abundantia doesn't particularly like rude people, you have to be a little polite."

Atsushi Nakajima immediately straightened his back: "Yes!"

But after being relieved by Osamu Dazai, why did he feel...more nervous?

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When the car drove to a place where the sea could be seen, Osamu Dazai pointed to the single-family building over there, indicating that he had arrived.

"Why doesn't it look like a mysterious place, right?"

Osamu Dazai opened the car door and stepped out. He glanced at Atsushi Nakajima's expression and immediately saw what he was thinking.

"This used to be a restaurant, and then I ordered it down."

Listening to Osamu Dazai's words, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't turn the corner, so he didn't notice Osamu Dazai's flashing and rare expression of nostalgia.

"Wait, you bought this building?"

Osamu Dazai didn't turn his head back, but just let out a "hmm", he raised his head, looked at the plaque on the door, it was Dr. Abundantia's iconic gear fairy logo, and then pushed the door and entered without saying a word.

The crisp wind chime rang.

Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly followed, but as soon as he entered the door, he was dazzled by the interior decoration of this small building.

The wooden walls are covered with neat and rigorous geometric patterns, which seem to have crystal blue flickering in the sun. The European-style retro furniture is clean and tidy, and are meticulously placed on the pure white carpet. Over there, next to the two rows of tall bookshelves are The fireplace was extinguished, and two girls with books were sitting on the lazy sofa next to it.

It seems that they are sisters, but they don't seem to be the same.

The girl who seems to be the younger sister is thirteen or fourteen years old, with rare purple long hair and purple pupils. After seeing the arrival of the guests, she carefully arranged the books in her hand and put them back on the shelf before turning around and picking them up. He bowed to Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima with the corner of his skirt.

"You are here to find your father, I will ask her to come down."

Atsushi Nakajima was stunned, and the purple-haired girl hid behind the bookshelf and disappeared.

Another elder sister with long flaxen hair who looked fifteen or sixteen years old came over with a smile.

"Sit down, would you like something to drink?"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "I'm fine. The main problem is that I don't know your name yet, Miss. Are you..."

A thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl still looks like a young girl, but a fifteen- or sixteen-year-old girl looks like an adult, although she is too young.

"I am the eldest daughter of my father, you can call me Nana Taoyuan."

She brought out a tray with a brass jug and two glasses on it.

Osamu Dazai suddenly noticed that there was a clear gear fairy logo on the brass kettle, which was particularly conspicuous.

Nana Taoyuan picked up the kettle, and the dark yellow transparent wine poured out from the spout. The familiar aroma of the wine lifted Osamu Dazai's spirits.

"Uh, I don't need alcohol..." Atsushi Nakajima waved his hand quickly, not only because he was only 18 years old, but also because he felt that drinking on such an occasion was a bit inappropriate.

But it was a step too late, Taoyuan Nanasheng had already poured him a full cup in a copper pot...

hot coffee.

"This... is this magic?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at the wine in Dazai Osamu's cup and the coffee in his own cup in surprise, and was a little shocked to the point of being speechless.

"It's not magic."

The deep and elegant voice passed through the rows of bookshelves, skipped over the white carpet, and slid into everyone's ears.

Dr. Abundantia walked down the wooden stairs slowly.

A person who looks clean, weak, and meticulous, and has an indescribable temperament... Just like the sign of the gear fairy, it is slightly inconsistent, but it feels like it should be.

Standing on the stairs, he had soft and deep eyes, and his demeanor blended with the nostalgic but not old-fashioned environment. Atsushi Nakajima had never seen anyone like this before.

In fact, Dazai is also.

"Please forgive me for the poor hospitality." Dr. Abundantia nodded slightly, then he turned to look at Atsushi Nakajima, "This is..."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand. He picked up the wine glass and looked at the dark golden liquid inside, "This is Lupin's unique secret recipe. How did you do it?"

Dr. Abundantia did not answer directly, his eyes fell on the copper pot on the tray.

"It's just that it knows what you want."

Atsushi Nakajima, who was about to introduce himself, was taken aback for a moment. He suddenly remembered that when he first came in, he really had the idea that "this kind of classic room is a perfect match with a cup of hot coffee".

Dr. Abundantia went downstairs. He put the "Theory of Micro-Matter" in his hand on the bookshelf, and then he dragged the chair and sat down. He glanced at Osamu Dazai's cup, and then tapped the copper kettle with his slender fingers. The gear fairy logo, and poured himself a glass of the same wine.

"I think now is not the date to pay the rent."

Dr. Abundantia picked up the cup and tasted it briefly, then cast her eyes on Atsushi Nakajima again, "I wonder if you brought... this child today?"

It was only then that Atsushi Nakajima realized that he hadn't introduced himself. He was about to speak, but was interrupted by Osamu Dazai again.

"Of course, you still remember the agreement we made when we signed the contract, right? To make a unique [special tool], although it's too early for the agreed time, I'm sorry, I really can't wait."

Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together and looked at Dr. Abundantia expectantly.

It is a prop used to end/end/life/life.

Dr. Abundantia looked at Osamu Dazai fixedly, and sighed after finding that his eyes did not waver in the slightest.

"It's indeed done. You are the only one who can make such an order." He stood up and took it out from the cabinet...

Pulled out a hot woman in a bikini.

Then it was thrown to Osamu Dazai under Atsushi Nakajima's dumbfounded gaze.

"I'm ready for the beautiful woman you said you would use to die for love."

Osamu Dazai looked down at the woman who was thrown into his arms.

The skin feels almost exactly the same as that of a human being, with a touch of warmth and very softness. When you look closely, you can even feel breathing. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a sleeping woman.

Jumping into the river with a female puppet to die in love, although it feels wrong, but it is so realistic after all, Dazai Osamu is also acceptable...

but.

"...why did you give me a kadaishan."

Osamu Dazai looked at the doll's familiar face, which became popular on the Internet, and finally asked.

Dr. Abundantia asked in confusion, "Why do you ask that? In this year's dream lover poll on the Internet, Kardashian came first. Don't you like this style?"

No, it's just a feeling...

[Osamu Dazai and Kadaishan jumped into the river to die in love] Even if this sentence is written, it reveals a strong sense of disobedience, let alone the scene.

Forget it, don't worry about these details.

"If you regret it, you can blow it up and use it as a life buoy."

Dr. A pointed to the mouth of the Kardashian doll, indicating that the inflatable port of the doll is at this position.

"If you don't mind, I hope to record this scene, and I will cover your face."

Dr. Abundantia took out a video camera and stuffed it into Atsushi Nakajima's arms.

"Okay, then you come to take pictures, since I asked you three times, but you didn't tell me your name, so I have to call you..."

His eyes wandered to the "Theory of Small Things" that he had just put on the bookshelf.

"Then, Leeuwenhoek, then please record all this well."

Leeuwenhoek?

What the hell is Leeuwenhoek? !

Atsushi Nakajima held the camera blankly, as if there were countless words composed of Leeuwenhoek floating in the background of his whole body. He turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai smiling very happily holding a bikini doll.

He suddenly understood what Osamu Dazai meant when he said "Abundantia doesn't like rude people in particular".

"If Dr. A asks you for your name three times and you don't tell him, he will use what he has on hand to give you a nickname."

Osamu Dazai had a very happy expression, "I knew this from the beginning!"

"...Is this worth showing off?" Dr. Abundantia calmly turned to look at Osamu Dazai, and asked:

"Huh? Mr. Ashtray?"

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Leeuwenhoek... no, Atsushi Nakajima was annoyed.

He was finally sure that every time he wanted to introduce himself just now, Osamu Dazai interrupted him on purpose.

Really, too much!

Atsushi Nakajima pursed his lips, then adjusted the focus of the camera silently, and took a giant close-up of the face of the Kardashian doll.

As compensation, he will definitely be good, good, shoot, shoot!

Then he took a picture of Osamu Dazai taking advantage of Dr. A's inattention, his hand lit up with a light representing a different ability, and then took a picture of the doll's belly.

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ? ?

What does it mean for you to use "no match" on a puppet? !Everyone knows that it is not qualified to be a human being!

Seeing that the gear fairy logo on the doll's abdomen disappeared, Osamu Dazai was satisfied and clamped the doll under his arm.

"It's great, no one can save me now!"

He knew that Dr. Abundantia would definitely set up a life-saving function inside, but he just didn't use it.

Who uses whose puppy.

However, if there is any regret, it is...

It would be nice if the Kadaishan in the arms was a little whiter.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help sighing while spitting bubbles in the water, but he spit out even more bubbles. He reached into his pocket and took out his vibrating cell phone.

Oh, it's the president's phone number?

He held the phone to his ear and turned on the connect button:

Gollum.

Purr purr, purr purr, purr purr.

goo.

Osamu Dazai put the cover of his phone on, and his deep eyes flashed through the river water with deep thought... It's really embarrassing to encounter such a thing.

It seems that he has to solve it himself.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai looked at the doll in his arms, Dr. A seems to have said that the valve is in the mouth, right?

Probably because of being soaked in the water, Osamu Dazai, who was infected by the goldfish, completely forgot that he had given the doll a mark of [Disqualification] when he was on the shore. He swam twice in the water, and then hit his mouth on the doll's face...

……

Atsushi Nakajima had already taken off his shirt on the shore, moved his wrists and ankles, and prepared to go down to save people.

Then, he saw a strange scene that he had never seen in his life.

Osamu Dazai lay on the two giant █ and floated up from the water.

"Strange, it shouldn't be like this." Dr. Abundantia came out of the room with a puzzled expression, "It should be that the doll is inflated as a whole, but why is only the chest inflated?"

That's right, only the breasts are bulging!

All the people walking by the beach, no matter if they were lovers, students passing by, parents holding children, without exception, stared at this festive scene dumbfounded.

Seeing Osamu Dazai lying wet on a pair of peerless big █ in Kadai Mountain, floating up, still blowing into the doll's mouth unconsciously.

"Leuwenhoek, hurry up and tell him to stop blowing, otherwise it will be... well, it's too late."

Dr. Abundantia closed her eyes.

"bump--!!!!"

Sure enough, he blew Kadaishan up.

He blew up Kadaishan's X department.

Atsushi Nakajima suffocated, his eyes felt as if they were stuffed with chili peppers, and something like the bottom line in his soul was polluted.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback for a moment, and then opened his eyes, but immediately sank to the bottom again.

Dr. A patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder, "Now you can save him."

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The next day, Dr. Abundantia uploaded a new video on the social network, but the main character was a tall and thin man in a khaki windbreaker with his face blurred.The title is "Incorrect Use of Dr. A's Products"

The content is the above-mentioned "violent overturning".

And issued a statement after the video, "Dr. A is not responsible for any accidents caused by not following the instructions."

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