The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

In the calm Internet world, a DIY blogger suddenly became popular.

A blogger under the name Dr. Abundantia posted a seemingly ordinary video last weekend.

However, in less than half a day, the popularity of this video rose rapidly, squeezing out all the videos today and becoming the double number one on the daily and weekly rankings.

The name of the video is a bit tacky, it's called "Dr. A teaches you how to transform old things: turn an electric kettle into a cute puppy"

Judging from the name, it seems to be handmade at the kindergarten level, but the content is not so simple at all.

The beginning of the video is the logo, and after the screen darkens, a pure white silhouette of a fairy with butterfly wings in a hollow gear flashes past, and then the content officially begins——

A pair of slender and good-looking hands are holding an ordinary electric kettle, put four screws, three grapes, two mint leaves, and a gear in it, then add 45-degree warm water and a piece of cephalosporin, after shaking, it is amazing something happened.

The electric kettle twisted, and then grew screw-like legs, eyes and noses made of grapes, and ears like mint leaves. After that, it began to have fun on the table, and the lid opened and closed, making a "bark" sound.

This is the end of the video, and the blogger in the video did not say a word throughout the whole process.

The original video had just been released, and there was a lot of ridicule in the comment area, but after the ridicule, netizens did not find any PS traces at all, and there were no composite traces.

It can be said that this video is an uncut original video except for the logo.

Immediately afterwards, there were bullet screens praising the blogger for his good special effects, and there were bullet screens asking whether the blogger was a person with supernatural powers, but after a few minutes, they stopped asking.

An idler, with a joking mentality, made a "puppy" handwork according to Dr. Abundantia's method.

He succeeded.

When his electric kettle leaped cheerfully towards him with its short legs made of screws, begging to be petted, the man let out a frantic scream, and then the video stopped abruptly.

Afterwards, the man uploaded the video with lingering fear, and added in the introduction: "I was really scared at the time. This electric kettle lasted for at least 10 minutes, and it didn't move until the water was cold."

After people were amazed, they conducted experiments according to Dr. Abundantia's method, and without exception, all of them were successful!

A carnival on the Internet has begun!

Netizens have shared photos of their home appliance kettle puppies in the news, and then organized all their own words in the text to try to describe their madness.

God, this is shocking.

However, before the netizens recovered from the shock, the blogger named Dr. Abundantia released two videos in silence.

The first one is called "Dr. A teaches you to easily change the pattern of indoor furniture". Concentric knots are tied together, one end is tied to the bookshelf, and the other end is tied to the piano.

The moment the rope was tied, the positions of the piano and the bookshelf were immediately reversed.

… There is no doubt that the location of furniture for many people today may change drastically.

However, it's the last video, which is also the shortest, that catches the eye the most.

"Dr. A's Wonderful Workshop: Customize Your Lipstick Online"

This is a video for selling goods.

In the video, Dr. A holds a delicate clarinet lipstick engraved with the relief of a gear fairy in his hand, and briefly shows it to the camera. It can be said that he has no sales talent.

He opened the lid of the lipstick to reveal the red paste inside, and then swiped it on his wrist. A bright red color appeared on his fair wrist, and various colors began to change in an instant, as if changing according to his skin color. into the most suitable color.

Finally, after the positive red traces turned into a rosy Barbie powder, it did not change anymore.

Suddenly, the overwhelming barrage turned into ellipses...

Indeed, this color looks really good when paired with Dr. A's cool and white complexion. For some reason, the supposedly alluring hue on his wrist actually has a cold aura.

But the color of Barbie powder is too poisonous.

Dr. Abundantia in the video seemed to be aware of this problem, so this mysterious Dr. A finally spoke in the video.

The gentle and deep voice is like melted dark chocolate, which lifts people's spirits.

"Children, please come down."

Immediately, the sound of footsteps stepping on the wooden floor sounded in the video, and a very vigorous girlish voice came from top to bottom:

"What's the matter, Dad? I saw you recording a video just now, and we didn't dare to make a sound."

"Well, lend me your wrists."

After a while, three wrists appeared in the video, two of which seemed to belong to girls and one to boys, and Dr. A wiped their wrists with lipstick.

Immediately, beautiful ox blood red, warm earth orange, and gold-plated begonia red appeared on their respective wrists.

In an instant, the screen was occupied by crazy female audiences with barrage.Just ask, who wouldn't want such a magical lipstick?

But this crazy barrage disappeared instantly the moment the purchase link appeared.

Just because of the string of text that appears below the purchase link:

Dr. A's special: never-ending color-changing lipstick, handcrafted, priced at $50, limited to one per person, and limited to 50 out of print.

…………

Early in the morning, there was a loud noise in an unremarkable low office building in the metropolis.

An employee of the Armed Detective Agency, Mr. Osamu Dazai opened the door of his office as usual, ready to start his day's work.

Then Duang slammed into the filing cabinet with a solid bang.

Wait, who is so wicked to block the iron cabinet at the door?

Only then did Osamu Dazai raise his head to take a good look at the environment, and all the furniture in the office changed their positions in the meantime, making a mess.

"Let me guess, what happened here... Could it be that someone hid the private money in the office, and then the wife came to make trouble?"

Osamu Dazai rubbed his forehead, and then suddenly realized that there are a bunch of single dogs in the office, after thinking of this, he immediately changed his words:

"So did someone secretly get married without telling me? Oh my god, after marrying such a fierce wife, I'm sure she wouldn't jump into the river with her husband..."

So do you think it's your wife who made trouble?What kind of terrifying existence is a wife in your opinion, Mr. Osamu Dazai?

However, none of the employees in the entire office paid attention to him, and they all stared at their laptops, except for the newcomer brought by Osamu Dazai—Atsushi Nakajima.

"You misunderstood, Mr. Osamu Dazai, this is because... wait, be careful of the pots around you!"

um, what pot?What's wrong with the kettle?

Osamu Dazai turned his head along Atsushi Nakajima's finger, and then saw a scene he will never forget.

The electric kettle that he had been putting on the tea table to make instant coffee was shyly wriggling his chubby body at this moment, happily striding forward on his four short legs, pounced on his side, and then used his own The lid of the pot rubbed against his sleeve affectionately...

Watching this extremely weird scene, Osamu Dazai's pupils gradually lost their brightness.

He raised his hand and aimed at the jug dog who was acting coquettishly at him.

"Extraordinary ability - disqualification in the world."

…………

Disqualification in the world literally means loss of qualifications to be human.

However, it is obvious that this electric kettle that only chooses to be a dog loses the qualification to be a kettle.

But if you insist on treating it as a dog, you can, but this thing is obviously not qualified to be a dog.

Don't say it, it's quite pitiful.

Atsushi Nakajima held this electric kettle, which was disqualified in the pot room, the dog room, and the human world by Dazai, but he was still reluctant to throw it away. He took the pot to the bathroom, squeezed a lot of hand sanitizer, and put it in the pot. Waiwai brushed it carefully, trying to wash off the supernatural powers that had been infected on it... Of course, this is just a psychological effect.

In this society, a very small number of people always have supernatural powers. For example, his supernatural ability [Moonbeast] can turn himself into a white tiger, and Osamu Dazai’s supernatural ability [No Human Eligibility] is a supernatural ability that touches the body. Nullify.All in all, it's a world of danger and opportunity.

I don't know what the superpower of Dr. Abundantia is, is it to make the absurd video come true?

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't figure it out, he shook off the water in the electric kettle, then turned his head with it and wanted to go back to the office——

He turned to one side, avoiding Osamu Dazai who was about to hit him.

Just now Osamu Dazai watched all of Dr. Abundantia's videos on Kunikida Doppo's laptop.

After that, he walked to the office of the president, Fukuzawa Yukichi, without saying a word.

He walked to the door of the president's office and knocked on the door, but there was no response. Dazai Osamu looked down at the neatly placed shoes at the door, then turned the doorknob and pushed the door open.

Sure enough, Fukuzawa Yukichi was in the office...and on his desk, a white electric kettle was supported by small screw legs.

President Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at the pot dog with a serious expression as if he was facing an enemy. Just when he thought he would draw his sword, he made a cat that would cry when he saw it, and a dog that would be moved when he saw it. The pot looked like it would boil.

He took out the small dried fish from his sleeve and held it up.

Kettle Dog: ? ? ? ?

It turned its head arrogantly.

Sure enough, Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed slightly in his heart, then turned to face Dazai Osamu, and ordered:

"Let the members buy two direct drinking water dispensers, and drink large buckets of water after assembling the detective agency."

After all, Fukuzawa Yukichi put the dried fish back on his sleeve indifferently, "Although it's a bit late, we still arrange for the members to investigate Dr. Abundantia's information."

Abundantia is a rare word whether it is a surname or a word. If the pronunciation is not accurate, it will be called "Abundantia".

But Dazai Osamu did not directly agree, he looked at the president, and slowly said something unexpected.

"If the English name is difficult to pronounce, you can call him by his Japanese name—Yukami Shima."

Seeing President Fukuzawa Yukichi suddenly raised his head and looked at him with shocked eyes, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, tilted his head with a troubled expression, and tapped his head with his fingers.

"Half a month ago, he rented an empty house of mine, in short—"

"I am currently his landlord."