The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Hei, hello everyone... I'm Dr. Abundantia, and I wish all viewers and friends a happy holiday."

In order to celebrate this traditional oriental festival, the pages of the entire video site turned into festive bright red, and Dr. Abundantia, the No.1 video blogger on this site, also released his own manuscript.

And it's a very appropriate theme for the Mid-Autumn Festival - this surprised the staff of the video site, they thought that a high-ranking boss like Dr. Abundantia would not follow suit.

This was a real surprise.

The reviewers didn't even watch it, they directly passed the review of Dr. Abundantia's video and set it as a high-quality product, so they couldn't wait to open it and watch it.

"Dr. Abundantia's Exclusive Mooncake Recipe"

The exclusive recipe for mooncakes?interesting.

Thinking about it this way, the auditor continued to press the play button with great interest.

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"You mean...you want me to use these things to make mooncakes?" Pressing Hasebe looked at Natsume Takashi with some uncertainty, his expression a little surprised.

Early this morning, their master's young master came to Honmaru in a hurry, asking Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada to help him make mooncakes, but it happened that he was out on an expedition, and Kakiri Hasebe, who was also a pretty good cook, volunteered.

Although moon cakes are exotic snacks, they are really not difficult to make.

However, at this moment, Hasebe felt a little regretful. This scene... If I had known this before, I would have pushed it to Kasen Kanesada.

If he wasn't bound by loyalty, he would secretly slander whether Aluki's son was playing a prank.

In front of him are a pair of iron nails, a plastic ruler, a bottle of corkscrew, and a piece of white tofu.

Hasebe took a deep breath, his eyes fell on Kaiselu for a long time, and then he began to think about his words, trying to explain to Natsume Takashi.

"...You may not know the structure of our Fusangshen. Although there are jokes that our swordsman grew up eating jade steel, this is actually a rumor."

We can't eat nail mooncakes, kid.

Neither can you.

"Also, this thing is called Kaiselu, it's not for food, it's for... that place."

Hasebe tried to explain to Natsume Takashi in a tactful tone, trying not to let Natsume Takashi realize that he meant to treat him as a fool.

... No, he didn't mean to treat the little master as a fool!

Natsume Takashi moved the camera away from his eyes, and was also silent for a while, as if he was thinking about how to explain it so that Hasebe would not take him for a fool.

Forget it, let's push it to Dad.

"I was instructed by Yushenxing to select the material in this way." Natsume Takashi explained solemnly, and the fact is the same.

However, Hasebe's expression immediately turned serious.

"Since it is the instruction of Lord God Judge, let's start."

Natsume Takashi: "..."

Compared with his father, is he so unreliable?

"First select 10 rust-free iron nails, with a moderate length and a spiral, and soak them in 37-degree hot water for 10 minutes."

Pressing and cutting Hasebe demonstrated to the camera seriously, and finally "dripped" the water basin with a temperature gun.

Exactly 37 degrees.

"Next, smear the ruler with kaiselu, and use the ruler dipped in kaiselu to draw lines on the tofu."

Hasebe frowned and pinched Kaiselu. Although it was newly opened, he still couldn't hide his disgusted expression.

If a human being does this, someone may laugh at him, "Don't be disgusted, maybe you may need it someday."

But if it's a press and cut Hasebe, he will tell you firmly-impossible, as a sword, it is absolutely impossible to use it.

Absolutely impossible!

"Next, insert/insert the ruler into the Kaisailu tofu, put it in the pot, and steam it with 5 turtles for 20 minutes..."

Wait, there doesn't seem to be any tortoises in the ingredient list...so the five tortoises are just cooked with the tofu while being steamed?

Although he had a serious face, he still couldn't help complaining silently in his heart. After waiting for 20 minutes, he cut Hasebe.Walking to the steaming steamer, opened the lid——

Then he saw 5 of them.A cooked turtle whose shell turned into tofu, and a piece of tofu that looked very much like a turtle shell.

…Kaisailu still has this kind of effect?

Hasebe, who was skeptical at first, couldn't help but be convinced when he saw the scene in front of him. He held the plate of tofu covered with traces of tortoise shells in front of him, and tremblingly placed it in front of the camera.

As expected, Natsume-kun is the son of Aluki-sama, and he has inherited the mysterious ability... Unknowingly, Hasebe had a higher evaluation of Natsume Takashi, but he ignored the hesitant expression on Natsume Takashi's face look.

Natsume Takashi held the work notes left by Hiroshin Shema, with a very hesitant expression.

Something is wrong, this tofu should not be the reaction?

It was written in my father's notebook that after opening the steamer, five tortoises should be carrying the tofu in a centrifugal motion like a nine dragon lifting a tripod. Why are they now turning into ordinary tofu-shelled tortoises? !

Is the difference too big? !

Takashi Natsume swallowed, trying to stay calm, but he was sure... this video might fail.

In short, the work has developed in a strange direction!

"Next, crush the tofu into tofu balls, bend the ruler, shoot the tofu balls at the most famous local cook, and the tofu balls that hit the cook will automatically turn into mooncakes..."

What I co-authored is not moon cakes, but projectile weapons.

Why does he need a slingshot to make mooncakes? !

Natsume Takashi pondered for a moment, dialed the phone number of the Tokino Government/Government, and after nearly half an hour of communication, he asked Hasebe to make turtle shell tofu into balls, and then carried a bag of tofu Maruko, with a team of short knives, entered the office hall of the Government of Time.

As a base camp, Shizheng has very complete and complete equipment, and it is open to the inquisitors free of charge, providing free food and accommodation.

In terms of life, the Government of Time/Government may treat men with swords badly, but it will definitely not treat God Judges badly. Every God Judge with spiritual power is the most precious treasure inside, so that the work in the living area The working attitude of the staff can be compared with that of Haimoulao's waiters.

However, even if their service attitude is good, there are not many spirit judges who are willing to come. The main reason is that no matter how comfortable they are, they are not as good as their own Honwan.

Therefore, because Natsume Takashi had communicated with the Tokino Government/Government in advance, the pitiful restaurant with few people was emptied directly to facilitate Natsume Takashi's filming.

The restaurant is empty, but there is a figure shaking in the kitchen area, dressed as a chef, but it is not an apron, but...

but a target.

Isn't this a bit too exaggerated!

Yaken Toshiro squeezed the slingshot in his hand, and pushed his glasses indifferently, "So you mean... let's use these tofu balls and throw them at that chef, right?"

He asked an ordinary question, but in Natsume Takashi's ears, Yaken Toshiro seemed to be asking...

Is there something wrong with you? !

A team of heavily armed polarized short knives, carrying slingshots and tofu, attacked the staff in the restaurant?

Quan Jinjiang didn't write like that!

"It doesn't matter, you will be caught by the aunt in the restaurant and used as a kitchen knife?" Wuhu Tui was a little nervous, he could attack the enemy, but he couldn't attack the innocent cafeteria lady!

But Kitan Naikiri patted him on the shoulder, trying to comfort the five tigers, "Don't be afraid, I have more experience as a kitchen knife, and I can guide you."

Wait a minute Chatan Nanakir, now is not the time to talk about this kind of topic!

But Hotaru, who is good at spotting details, pointed to the kitchen, "Don't be afraid, look carefully, the kneading dough inside is all robots, not real people, so they won't catch us, don't worry."

Natsume Takashi didn't notice this detail, Dr. Abundantia's note said "attack a cook" but he didn't say whether a robot cook is okay?

In 2500, a lot of human work has been mechanized. For example, the robot that confuses the real one is the best evidence...

Wait, Natsume Takashi feels like he forgot something!He seemed to have discovered something was wrong just now...

Hotaru!

Hotaru!How will you be here!What he gathered was obviously a short knife!

No, now is not the time to worry about this, Natsume Takashi tried his best to calm down, he glanced at the camera on his shoulder, and still commanded:

"I've discussed it with the staff before, so you can just shoot the tofu balls... it's best to aim at the target."

After finishing speaking, Natsume Takashi stood beside him nervously, waiting for the result.

These short knives can be worn with blunderbuss in normal battles, so the accuracy is naturally not bad. After a while, all 9 and 10 rings appeared, but...

The tofu crumbled to the ground and nothing happened.

Natsume Takashi's expression was a little stiff, it's over, he thought to himself, this video will never end...

"Snapped--!!!"

Yingwan rolled up his sleeves and put on a discus throwing appearance. A large tofu ball passed the target impartially, and threw it on the head of the robotic cook.

Daggers: "..."

Natsume Takashi: "..."

Hotaru: "...This is a mistake, I will try again!"

As he said that, he grabbed another handful of Kaisailu Tofu, ready to aim!

Just when Natsume Takashi was about to rush up to stop him, suddenly some noisy voices sounded.

The bean curd residue that fell on the robot's face just now fell to the ground one after another, and then turned into miniature mechanical soldiers, and the mottled color of the turtle shell happened to be a camouflage color.

Then this group of small soldiers chanted slogans, kicked forward, and passed in front of Natsume Takashi and the others.

"Sure enough, the tofu balls that hit the cook... will become a military parade!"

What kind of low-level homophonic joke is this!Not funny at all!

And over there, the little soldiers had already started fighting in the kitchen, and when Takashi Natsume was scrambling to turn off the camera, a mooncake flew straight towards him...

"Hello everyone, I'm Dr. Abundantia. Although there were some problems in our process, in the end, uh... we still got mooncakes!"

"Finally, I wish all the audience and friends a happy holiday."