The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Naruto, the newly released winding five.

Very new, still steaming.

So compared to the other Shangxian ghosts who have lived for at least thousands of years, she is still very young, and she doesn't seem to be very experienced in fighting—for example, at this moment, she walked After entering the infinite city formed by his blood ghost technique, he didn't notice anything wrong at all.

She didn't realize that this was no longer her infinite city.

Until she picked up her lute and made the first wave——

der～～～

Wait, what a weird sound!

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In the second chapter of Shangxian, Tong Mo is a ghost who looks more like a human in Shangxian. He can even hide in the crowd and become a high-ranking sect leader.

However, as a leader, he didn't miss anything that he should enjoy, especially the little tunes he listened to, which he quite liked.

But what is this sound?

In Infinity City, the sound of music that should and should only appear is the sound of pipa, but the music that comes to mind at this moment does not seem to be like the sound of pipa, and the timbre is a bit wrong.

It's a little faster and very rhythmic.

If the lyrical pipa music is compared to Jiangnan women, then such as "House of Flying Daggers" is a fighting hero, and the rhythm of Mingnu playing is also of this type.

However, what Tong Mo heard, the second of the winding, was different from these ones.

This kind is...the monotonous rhythm with a bit of convulsions, the light tune mixed with humor, just like the ballet cygnet suddenly twisted the yangko, the synchronized beauty suddenly pulled his pants in the water, and the heroic handsome guy put his leather shoes on backwards. A feeling of dissonance.

But I don't know what's going on, after listening to it for a long time, I'm still a little addicted.

It's that magic/feeling that the music stops and the brain doesn't stop.

Of course, as a person of that era, Shangxian Er Tongmo didn't know that this was not the tone of the pipa, but the sitar, an Indian soul instrument.

If it were a modern person, he would definitely call the expert immediately and start playing with mud immediately.

But I don’t know about Shangxian [-]. Tong Moxiang is relatively a big shot, a person who is out of vulgar interests, a person who does not eat the fireworks of the world, and is also... a person who has not been baptized by the water of the Ganges River.

Therefore, when the door of the room he was in was opened and a cow walked in, Tong Mo, the second on the string, was completely stunned.

a cow.

A pure cow.

A cow that looked exactly like the one he was wearing.

Yes, that’s right, this old scalper is wearing a very well-fitting priestly attire, and the ornate ornaments on his body are no less than those of a child’s mill, and they are all gold. Tong Mo's octagonal hat was exactly the same, and he carefully buttoned two holes so that the horns could be exposed.

Winding No. [-] looked at the cow with a blank expression.

The cow looked up and down Tong Mo, who had no gold ornaments on his body, with a disdainful expression.

Poor sour.

The cow snorted, shook its head, and walked away.

Before leaving, he pissed on the door frame with the smell of the Ganges River.

Winding the second child mill: "..."

He has lived for nearly a thousand years, and apart from crying for milk when he was just born, this is the first time his mood fluctuates so much.

Why is there an old scalper in Naruto's blood ghost art!And why is that cow, in his clothes? !

Dear friends, it is not terrible to bump into shirts, whoever is embarrassing is embarrassed.

And this curry god cow is definitely not embarrassing, so the only embarrassing thing is Tong Mo, the second of the string.

What's going on here... Who is so courageous to take advantage of this moment to trick him?

Tong Mo also likes to play some nasty pranks, but even moody ghosts have a degree of relaxation, and they can't make such jokes at critical moments!

He was stunned for a full 10 seconds before he could react. He took a few quick steps and opened the door of this room. He wanted to see who was behind this prank.

However, how can there be any curry cow on the opposite side?The cow had long since disappeared, which made Tong Mo feel a little strange.

Impossible, every time the infinite city changes the space, it must be controlled by the sound of the pipa, how could it disappear without a sound?

But it's gone... no.

What sound came from far and near.

Tong Mo listened attentively to the second part of winding, and found that the BGM music had changed again.

From India's third-line sitar, it has become an African drum.

Very strong drums sounded, with the wild and vigorous power of nature, the sound was not struck with a drum hammer, it was definitely a tambourine!

Then at this moment, Tong Mo, the second of the upper string, suddenly saw the first of the upper string.

One of the first strings, Black Death Mou.

A blackened and depraved warrior who is much stronger than him. As the saying goes, the dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon. This warrior whose original name is Ji Guoyansheng is like this.

With complicated feelings for his younger brother, he becomes a ghost.

Of course, we won't go into details about the background story of Hei Si Mou, one of the top strings, but let's talk about the state of the one of the top strings at this moment.

He is running.

He was running wildly to the rhythm of the African drum.

And behind him, two strong African lions with thick manes roared and chased him wildly!

Winding the second child mill: "..."

Forget it, he likes cows, and cows are good!

On the other hand, as for why the two African lions chased Hei Simou, one of the top strings, no one knew, but according to the ability of the top string one, it was not difficult to deal with the lions.

It's just that as a native of Long Island, it was the first time he saw this kind of animal galloping on the prairie, and he didn't react for a while.

Who can stand this?

So after running a 4×100 meters, Hei Xingmou, one of the top players, realized that it was just like a tiger or something.

Huh, tiger?

Heishimou suddenly turned around sharply, facing the African lion, his expression changed from being chased suddenly to the calmness before.

But the lion didn't cooperate with him to stop. Instead, it seized the opportunity and bit the neck of one of the winding ones!

And one of the top strings, Hei Si Mou, did not panic, and immediately lowered his waist, avoiding the attack on the throat by the African lion!

However, this was not over yet. After seeing the opportunity, Hei Simou, who hadn't used a knife just now, pulled out his pistol.

Shovel!

He slid out of the lion's belly neatly, and the lion's belly was cut by a sharp knife, and all the groceries inside leaked out.

One of the first strings, Black Death Mou PK African Lions, won!

But... there is one more.

With the lessons learned from the first one, the second African lion immediately became vigilant and protected its abdomen very carefully.

However, this is not difficult for the first one, the next second, he flew directly to the tree, and then stepped on the branch of the African baobab tree to use his strength, and kicked directly, aiming at the head of the lion!

"bump--!!!"

There is no suspense in the matter, this powerful one of the top strings, the peak fighting power among the ghosts, even useless with a knife, kicked the lion's head to pieces with one jio.

Cow, this is the real cow.

But there is one more thing, which is quite puzzling.

...Why is there an African baobab tree in the pure Japanese-style room of Infinite City?

Outrageous, this is very outrageous.

Hei Si Mou frowned and wiped his blood-stained hands, walked around the lion's bloody corpse on the ground, and then walked to the door, ready to return to the original room.

Opening the door, the three people inside and outside the door were all stunned.

No, strictly speaking, none of them are human.

In the room, the two one-eyed green-skinned aliens who were having a candlelight dinner looked at each other blankly, then ran away with a scream and stepped on the table.

Among them, when the female alien ran to the window, she was caught by the male alien and became a bench for him to jump out of the window.

Don't blame this group of one-eyed aliens for their poor psychological endurance, they collapsed immediately, and don't just call the male aliens scumbags without saying a word.

You don't understand how a one-eyed person feels when he meets a six-eyed person.

The three views are fragmented, and the san value is directly cleared to zero.

This is equivalent to when you and your wife are having a candlelight dinner and suddenly see a bunch of rotten eyeball aggregates walk in, maybe they are not as good as other male aliens.

However, Hei Si Mou, one of the top strings, is still more handsome than the eyeball monster. He listened to the elegant piano music in the room, and instead of chasing after him hastily, he walked into the alien's wedding room with great interest.

He watched the LCD TV with interest for a while, and tried to tune a few channels with the remote control.

However, after finding that there was no villain in the TV, Hei Si Mou lost interest. He walked around the rich but unattractive meal on the table and walked to the bedside.

It was a big pink bed, which looked a little earthy. After observing for a while, he found a red button at the head of the bed. Hei Simou, one of the winding strings, hesitated for a moment and pressed it.

Then the bed started shaking!move!up!

Not only vibrating, but also riding like a horse, come on!back!shake!

What is this bed used for? Presumably all the married readers and all the old/color/batch present here understand.

However, there is the pure exception of Hei Si Mou, one of the top strings. He stared at this galloping big bed for a long time, but he still didn't understand what it was used for.

Simply, he pulled the sheets, threw away the strange props on the bedside, and finally found the trademark on the side of the bed...

It is a swash letter "A" shaped trademark.

And under the A-shaped trademark, there is a line of words that reads——

"Dr. Abundantia's private high-end custom-made furniture-hope to bring you more perfect enjoyment."

So - Yushen Shejian!What kind of private work did you take on without telling us when we were away! ! ! !