The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"You are accused of murdering...an innocent NPC, so please come with us."

Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi, because they were too high when they participated in the challenge of "Viscera Paradise", killed the NPC who announced the success of the challenge, and successfully got stuck in a bug.

After nearly 2 hours of black screen, the two of them finally heard the first voice from an outsider—even though it sounded like something bad, they were still very kind.

What a friendly voice, I seem to have heard the voice of this NPC somewhere——

"Of course you have heard of it, because it's me." Edogawa Ranpo walked out with a blank expression, full of disgust.

Can you not dislike it? !

Such a simple task is successful... Shouldn't it be?And what happened to killing the NPC who announced the success of the mission in the end?

Is this a mistake normal humans make? !

Will it? Will it!

People who see this kind of mistake should follow Darwin's theory of evolution and apologize to the smart human ancestors who have worked so hard to evolve!The offspring of people with this kind of head will definitely cause human genes to become stupid!

"If you don't know what to say, I advise you to shut up...or I'm not sure what more stupid consequences will follow."

Edogawa Ranpo was very annoyed, so he didn't share any good looks with Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi. He raised his jaw slightly, and looked...very difficult to mess with, which made Nakahara Chuya Rarely there is no rebuttal.

...What to refute?Killing the NPC who declared victory caused the game to freeze, he himself felt so stupid!

But this man who is said to be the "brain of the Armed Detective Agency" is indeed very smart, I hope he can solve this accident, otherwise...

"Let me confirm, this NPC... What did you originally ask you to do?" Edogawa Ranpo rarely wore his detective suit, but instead wore a short-sleeved blue police uniform, which looked even more beautiful. Appears thin and weak.

Of course, the gas field is still 1.8 meters.

Atsushi Nakajima organized his language and replied very cautiously, "This person wants us to kill this creature called the Venice Lake Monster and save its organs."

He didn't talk much, because just as he wanted to continue explaining, Edogawa Ranpo gave him a glare.

"So you are in an employment relationship... Then, do you know what this Venice Lake monster is?"

This actually stopped Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi, they looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time.

Ranpo Edogawa lowered his head and took out white gloves from the matching tactical pocket, and carefully picked up a Venetian Lagoon. Just after being picked up, the transparent Venetian Lagoon let out its cry——

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Atsushi Nakajima rubbed his ears, "Don't get too close to it, the ear hurts from the loud sound..."

However, Edogawa Ranpo was unmoved. After the Venetian Lake Monster finished laughing, it finally spoke!

"Mere mortals, don't think that eating this king's flesh and dragging this king into this land of samsara will make me surrender! How about it, I didn't expect this king to be reborn from nirvana? Hahahahahaha!"

Edogawa Ranpo nodded very calmly, "Didn't expect that? Hehe... If Ryunosuke Akutagawa and I hadn't blocked all the toilets, you might have met a rabbit and a hedgehog."

The Venetian Lagoon: ?

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

Atsushi Nakajima:? ... No, he didn't simply raise his own question mark, Atsushi Nakajima immediately responded!

"Wait, you mean, these are... excrement?"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also taken aback, and then his face immediately turned livid. Most of those Venetian lake monsters were knocked down by him. If the real ingredients of these things are really excrement, then...

He looked down at his hands, his face turned from ashen to ashen.

Wash his hands, he wants to wash his hands! ! !

"That is to say, this person used illegal means to force you to come in and dispose of his stool, so in the end you beat him to death... no, you knocked him unconscious, right?"

Because no professional doctor came to identify it, they couldn't say that the NPC was dead.

Facing the NPC whose head was smashed, Edogawa Ranpo, who turned a blind eye, spoke a conclusion that was completely different from reality, but it sounded... super reasonable!

"So my conclusion is that you haven't committed any crime. You are doing the right thing and can even be commended for treating this kind of weirdo who imprisoned people privately and asked people to shovel shit for him."

As soon as the words fell, a light appeared behind him, as if a door was slowly opened, and outside the door was... the outside world.

The sunlight behind the door slowly fell on Edogawa Ranpo's face, like a ray of holy light, making his face white and flawless, and also illuminated the somewhat mysterious smile on Edogawa Ranpo's face .

The identity of Edogawa Rampo - a police officer, is different from other roles, for example, he has some abilities that other roles do not have.

——Rational release of task loser's right.

Combined with Edgar Allan Poe's supernatural powers, the game itself is set as the real murderer, then things will become simpler, won't it?

"Don't go yet, there are others trapped in these scenes."

Edogawa Ranpo's targets were not limited to Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi. In his estimation, except for Dazai Osamu's group, the others should be wiped out by the entire army.

For example, the group of Ozaki Momiji and Yosano Akiko—yes, Edogawa Rampo speculated in minutes that Ozaki Momiji and Yosano Akiko are likely to be in a group of two women.

But the reality was exactly as he predicted, so when facing the awkward gazes of Ozaki Koyo and Yosano Akiko, Edogawa Ranpo was extremely calm.

He even tapped Yosano Akiko's skull calmly.

"So, in the end, you guys failed the mission because you didn't collect the money, right..." Although Edogawa Ranpo was a question at the end, there was no doubt in his words, and he began to think for himself instead.

But Ozaki Koyo looked up at the sky in embarrassment, and Yosano Akiko also turned her own skull.

All the previous tasks were successfully passed, but I forgot to collect the money in the end, this is a fucking thing!

Thinking of it makes me beat my feet and chest in shame!This kind of mindless and low-level mistake can be compared to things like "beating to death the NPC who announced the completion of the mission after the mission is completed".

But what is rare is that Edogawa Ranpo did not open his mouth to ridicule, but instead analyzed it seriously.

"Do you know whose skeleton you are in?" Edogawa Ranpo's nonsensical question confused Akiko Yosano. She stuttered, then twisted her cervical spine and shook her head, expressing that she was not clear. .

Edogawa Ranbu was silent for a while, and then pulled out the lake monster from behind again, allowing him to meet his own skeleton.

With Yosano Akiko: ? ? ?

Venice Lake Monster:! ! ! !

"You group of miscellaneous cultivators who covet this king's treasure dare to treat me like this, then I must curse that you will lose all your property! Become impoverished!"

Edogawa Ranpo listened carefully, as if listening to a complaint, he was not angry at all, just nodded seriously, after the Venetian lake monster finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Koyo Ozaki and Yosano Crystal.

"Have you heard what he said?"

Edogawa Ranpo repeated it once, and then concluded: "So you see patients and don't charge consultation fees, not because you forgot, this is actually poop...I mean the curse of the Venetian monster."

I almost said the word "poop", it was dangerous.

"So you still carry poop with you, right? Even if you kid yourself, this guy is poop, right?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked helplessly at Edogawa Ranpo playing with poo, and tried to persuade Edogawa Ranpo, but was almost thrown by the angry Edogawa Ranpo... throwing the Venetian Lake Monster into his face.

"So I don't think you are at fault—the real fault is the curse of the skeleton's owner."

Yosano Akiko's skull face looks expressionless, but the face in the soul is stunned - you must know that as a detective, Edogawa Ranpo is completely an atheist, and he can pull out the reason of "curse", but It's hard for him.

No, the most embarrassing thing is that he actually used the brain used to solve the case to use nonsense-this is really too nonsense!

The next moment, another door representing customs clearance opened.

"... How did you do it, I remember you said that you are not good at dealing with such illogical things."

After stepping out of the gate with Yosano Akiko, he suddenly found himself returning from the skeleton state to the human state, and couldn't help asking Edogawa Ranpo such a question.

Edogawa glanced at Akiko Yosano, then raised his hand and pointed to his head with his index finger.

"The stories in these missions do not have the slightest logic at all, but as the publisher of the mission, there is actually logic."

Edogawa spread his hands in disorder, "I just completely guessed the logic of the script maker, that is to say, I completely understood the Yin Xinghai...I mean Dr. W's script rules."

Wait!You seem to have said an incredible name!Do you know that because of your words, the guy who coded on the other side of the screen was frightened for three days? !

Ozaki Koyo couldn't help but glanced at Edogawa Ranpo with admiration, it's wonderful to team up with IQ, and it feels good to have someone use your brain for you.

"However, I'm not sure about the situation of Hirotsu Liulang and Dazai Osamu. Let's hurry up and save them?" Yosano Akiko was a little anxious.

Edogawa Ranpo waved his hand.

"Don't worry, these two people...the one named Akutagawa Ryunosuke has already gone to rescue them."

…………

a certain farm.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's pale and slightly sickly face... had a rare blush.

He took out his chopsticks and spoon.

And in front of him, there was a big rice dumpling writhing around!

That's right, it was the two rice dumplings that swallowed Osamu Dazai and Yanagi Hirotsu alive, and the only solution was to eat them.

eat!Lose!he!they! !

But at this moment, Ryunosuke Akutagawa's first thought was not whether his appetite could be eaten, but his mind was swiped by a strange idea, that is——

If he is like this, is he eating Dazai Osamu's... human █ feast?