The eldest grandson, Zijun, has been in a panic recently.In fact, he had held it in for a long time. At that time, he didn't want to embarrass Yi Xichen, and he made a decision not to drag Yi Xichen into the water even if he held it in for the rest of his life.However, later he and Yi Xichen confessed their feelings to each other, formed a Taoist couple, and finally lived a shameless and beautiful life.He once thought that they would live like this forever, but he didn't expect that after returning to Tianjianmen, he would once again live a miserable life suffering from the pain of suffocating every day.

The eldest grandson Zijun didn't understand why.Sometimes he also wanted to forcibly break into Yi Xichen's sea of ​​consciousness to see what Yi Xichen was thinking, but in order to respect his lover, he still didn't do it in the end.

Yi Xichen said, just wait for two days.After two days, he said to wait another two days, but it was still not good.Once when Yi Xichen was struggling between the sea of ​​desire and reason, he accidentally slipped his mouth, saying that he was also very impatient, but he should be fine soon.The grandson Zijun asked him what he wanted, but he hesitated again.

The eldest grandson Zijun was very distressed.In addition to the unrelieved desire, there is another headache for him, which is the new children from Tianjianmen.

Ever since Changsun Zijun was a child, he has been unable to deal with children.He matured much more precociously than his peers, so he was also used to being alone. If it wasn't for Yi Xichen's thick skin enough to pester him, he would probably be a solitary cultivator like Master Yuying by now.

The children cried, the children made trouble, and the children played rogues.I don't know why, all the new disciples recruited by Tianjianmen this year are able to toss, or they are crying teenagers like thunder, or they are not afraid of anything The naughty boy who turned over the mountain.As long as grandson Zijun treats others indifferently, even Qiu Jian fears him three points, but none of those boys are afraid of him.

Once when Qiu Jian came to see their teaching situation, he saw a young man climbed his eldest grandson Zijun on top of his head like a tree on the training ground.The eldest grandson Zijun really stood there like a tree, reciting the sword formula numbly, the expression on his face could be regarded as expressionless, and it seemed that there was a little lovelessness in life.Qiu Jian's eyes almost fell out.

The eldest grandson Zijun often couldn't help looking at Yi Xichen's belly recently.Yi Xichen thought it was because he looked at the children and wanted to be a parent. In fact, Changsun Zijun was just rejoicing—fortunately, the children in their shack were not born, otherwise, I would not have imagined What kind of life did he lead.But after thinking about it, if these naughty children had his and Yi Xichen's blood, maybe they wouldn't be so offensive.

Two days later, the grandson Zijun finished his task of teaching his disciples homework, and was about to go back to rest, but encountered poison and medicine on the way.

The eldest grandson Zijun saluted him respectfully: "Master Uncle." After saluting, he waited to leave. Unexpectedly, there was poison and medicine, but he was arrested and refused to let him go.

"Zijun." Du Youyao embraced his shoulder affectionately, "How are you doing recently?"

The eldest grandson Zijun said: "Very well, thank you uncle for your concern."

Du Youyao squinted his eyes: "Is there anything troubling you?"

The eldest grandson Zijun gave him a surprised look.He is in distress, and poison and medicine are coming.Could it be that poison and medicine know something?However, he is not a person who likes to reveal his heart to others, let alone these are private matters, so he still said: "It's nothing."

Du Youyao saw his hesitation in his eyes.After a while, Du Youyao sighed softly: "You child, like your master, sometimes if you are too kind, you will make yourself suffer."

Grandson Zijun: "Huh?"

Du Youyao said: "When you and Yi Xichen double cultivated, you were usually on top, isn't that good?"

"Huh???" The conversation changed so suddenly that Changsun Zijun was dumbfounded.

"If not, you just shake your head."

Of course the grandson Zijun didn't shake his head.

Du Youyao nodded in satisfaction and left.

The eldest grandson Zijun watched his uncle leave blankly.

Two days later, Du Youyao called Yi Xichen over, and finally handed him a bottle of medicine: "The pill is ready."

Yi Xichen breathed a sigh of relief.The eldest grandson Zijun is panicking these days, so why isn't he?The two of them sleep on the same bed every day, and they are both young men, especially meat, which is hard to quit. He doesn't know how many nights he bit the corner of the quilt and prayed for poison and medicine to quickly refine the elixir good.Yi Xichen hurriedly said, "Thank you, uncle!"

Du Youyao waved his hand lightly: "No need."

Yi Xichen asked, "Master, can this medicine really help people avoid children?"

Du Youyao slowly shook his fan: "I made it according to the prescription in the Pharmacopoeia. If there are no mistakes in the Pharmacopoeia, then this medicine is supposed to be effective."

Yi Xichen thanked him again and again, and was about to leave when he heard Poison and Medicine say: "Yi Xichen, this medicine is for you."

"Ah???" Yi Xichen was taken aback, his face flushed immediately, and he hesitated and said, "Master, you, you, you, you know?"

Know?Poison and medicine raised eyebrows.Didn't he just know that Yi Xichen wanted to give his concubine the Bizi Pill? He didn't know what kind of person that woman was, so he specially refined the medicine and gave it to Yi Xichen.He warned: "This medicine must be taken by yourself to be effective."

Yi Xichen blushed and immediately swallowed the medicine.

In the evening, Changsun Zijun returned to his residence after training a group of brats. As soon as he opened the door, he was startled by what he saw. "Bang!" Changsun Zijun was so frightened that he slammed the door hard, for fear of being seen by people outside.

On the big bed, Yi Xichen was wearing a thin pink shirt. At first glance, the tattered clothes were full of holes, but upon closer inspection, those holes seemed to be made by the owner of the clothes deliberately. Only reveal some key places.Yi Xichen was lying on his side with his clothes wide open, one foot slowly rubbing upwards along the other clean calf, and the pitifully small body covering slipped off with his movements, revealing more The smooth skin, with a faint oily sheen on the skin, makes people want to touch it a few times.With a flower in his mouth, Yi Xichen winked like silk.

Grandson Zijun: "..."

Yi Xichen hooked his fingers to his grandson Zijun, took off the flower branch, and said lazily, "Come on."

Grandson Zijun: "...Pfft."

Yi Xichen: "..."

The good-natured peachy atmosphere was destroyed by Changsun Zijun's smile. Yi Xichen's fair face instantly turned red as if dyed, and he pulled the cloth on his body in embarrassment: "Why are you laughing..."

"What did you paint on yourself?"

"Aphrodisiac oil..."

"What are you wearing?"

"Aphrodisiac..."

"Where did it come from?"

"Dongchun Town..." Yi Xichen went to Dongchun Town two days ago to find some herbs, and met the stall owner who sold him aphrodisiac for the first time at the market.When the acquaintances met, the stall owner enthusiastically recommended to Yi Xichen his newly developed elixir, and Yi Xichen bought a bottle of it.The stall owner thought that Yi Xichen was a fellow man, and cherished him, buying one and getting one free, so Yi Xichen bought a bottle of aphrodisiac, and the stall owner gave him a universe bag, which was full of his latest research results. There is everything in heaven and earth.

In the eyes of Changsun Zijun, the pink "aphrodisiac outfit" on Yi Xichen was already terrifying.But the conscience of heaven and earth, Yi Xichen rummaged through Qiankun bag, this was already the least scary thing he could find.

The grandson Zijun was silent.

Yi Xichen gathered his clothes again in embarrassment, trying to cover the key parts, but the rag on his body was designed to not cover the key parts, and his movements didn't make any sense.

Changsun Zijun walked towards him slowly: "Why use these?"

Yi Xichen glanced around, blushing and did not speak.In order to get rid of Zidan, he left his eldest grandson Zijun alone for several days, and today he finally got Bizidan. He wanted to make up for it, so he used these things shamelessly, but he didn't know that what he did in the eyes of Changsun Zijun It has another meaning.

The eldest grandson Zijun walked up step by step, and said slowly: "Why didn't you refuse a few days ago?"

Yi Xichen couldn't answer.

The grandson Zijun squinted his eyes.Yi Xichen refused to practice dual cultivation with him for several days, and refused to tell the reason when asked, as if the reason was hard to tell.Today's attitude seems to be that he wants to double cultivate with him, but he just took out these things again.So the unspeakable reason is—is it okay to dislike him? !It is necessary to use these props to stimulate his love, so that they can successfully double cultivate? !It seems that Yi Xichen's appetite has grown over the years, and he can't feed him enough for just three days and three nights!

As an "incompetent" little Gong, Changsun Zijun can still maintain a calm mind: "If you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell me."

"Uh...I...I'm afraid you'll be angry..."

"No." Changsun Zijun was already standing by the bed, reaching out his hand towards Yi Xichen.

Having not been in close contact for many days, Yi Xichen just felt Changsun Zijun's breath approaching, and his body reacted, and he couldn't hide it.He closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly.But the expected contact didn't come, he felt Changsun Zijun step back, and opened his eyes blankly.

Changsun Zijun said, "Wait a minute." After dropping two words, he rushed out like a gust of wind—of course he didn't forget to close the door tightly.

Yi Xichen was dumbfounded.What's happening here?When the stall owner gave him this bag of "treasures", he mysteriously said that as long as he used one or two of his Taoist companions, he would pounce on him like a hungry wolf, but Changsun Zijun ran away instead.Could it be that Sun Zijun doesn't like these things?

Yi Xichen couldn't help touching the Qiankun bag, and poured out the other things in the bag to check one by one.A rope full of feathers, a string of egg chains that vibrate non-stop after a little infusion of spiritual power, a ring that loosens and tightens suddenly, and two magnets that contain the power of ice and fire...

Yi Xichen couldn’t help trembling when he looked at some things, and he didn’t know how to use some things that were inexplicable. He hadn’t finished reading all these magic weapons when the door slammed open again, and the grandson Zijun came back again. .

Yi Xichen hurriedly wanted to put the things back into the Qiankun bag, but it was already too late. The eldest grandson Zijun had already seen the bed full of magic weapons, and his face twitched violently.

Yi Xichen: "..."

"You like these?"

"...Maybe it's not what you think..."

"I want to use?"

Yi Xichen could swear to God that he never thought about it.But why bring these things back if you don't want to use them? ——In fact, when Yi Xichen opened the Qiankun Bag for the first time, he was so frightened that he almost threw everything away.After all, for a money fan, don't give up things for free, and you will lose if you don't, okay!

Even if Yi Xichen was eloquent, at this moment, he felt that he couldn't argue with his feelings.So he quietly put away all his things and changed the subject: "Where did you go?"

"Ask for leave."

"what?"

"Seven days and seven nights."

"Seven days and seven nights? What are you doing?"

"Fuck you."

"..."

To build a socialist harmonious society together, we need to start from individuals, from you and me, and the most important thing is to advocate the eight honors and eight disgraces.

……

Yi Xichen lay on Changsun Zijun's chest with blurred eyes, and the two of them were so close that they almost merged into one.He raised his head, looked at Changsun Zijun's handsome face, couldn't help stretching out his hand, and traced the outline of Changsun Zijun with his fingers.Eyebrows, nose bridge, lips...

His fingers went all the way down, across Changsun Zijun's Adam's Apple, paused for a moment on his chest, then continued down, sliding to Changsun Zijun's firm belly.

Yi Xichen was suddenly blessed, he shuddered suddenly, and looked up.

The grandson Zijun stroked his long hair and said hoarsely, "What's wrong?"

"I'm thinking of a possibility." Yi Xichen's expression was extremely serious.

"Ok?"

"In your demon barrier, I was pregnant with a child."

"..."

Yi Xichen has always taken it for granted that under Changsun Zijun's demons, he has conceived a child. This may be some kind of innate ability of Changsun Zijun, such as "making other men pregnant".But if it is said that the world of demonic barriers did give Changsun Zijun a certain innate ability, but this ability is...

"Is it true that in your demonic barrier, all men can have children?"

Grandson Zijun: "...???!!!"

Then, the eldest grandson Zijun, who is also a man, probably has the ability not to "get other men pregnant", but "as a man, I can also get pregnant".

At the same time, under the clear wind and bright moon, two elders outside Fengqi Hall were drinking.

Du Youyao filled Qiu Jian's wine glass, and Qiu Jian raised his head and drank it down.

Putting down the jug, he said poisonously: "I heard that the head of the house has recently obtained a new batch of Haiyun stones."

Qiu Jian's heart was full of alarm bells, and he looked at him vigilantly: "Elder Pou asked me to drink today, is it because of this?"

Du Youyao smiled: "The Haiyun Stone is a good thing, I would like to ask the head how to distribute these treasures?"

Qiu Jiandao: "It is indeed a treasure, but it is a good thing for sword refining. Naturally, it is distributed to the disciples of the Sword Refining Pavilion and the Sword Keeping Pavilion. Your Medicine Pavilion will not even grab this?"

Poison and medicine continued to add wine for him: "Sea rhyme stone is indeed effective for making swords with half the effort, but if it is used to make some ingenious things, it is also a good fairy material, isn't it?"

"Elder Poison, you are really... It is true that Haiyun Stone can be used as a mechanism, but such a good thing can be used for small things, isn't it overkill? It is better to refine swords."

"Refining swords is good, but the disciples of my Medicine Pavilion also need to use swords, don't they?"

"After all, not everyone in your Medicine Pavilion is the grandson Zijun, and I didn't short you of the most recent fairy materials. Good things should be used wisely, so don't snatch the Haiyun Stone."

"Didn't the head say before that the four pavilions should be treated as equals? It's unreasonable to divide them equally."

"Even if they are equal, the division of labor in the four pavilions is different after all. Aren't most of the immortal materials for alchemy given to you?"

"Yes, but isn't the elixir refined by our medicine pavilion also distributed to the disciples of all the pavilions?"

Qiu Jian gritted his teeth: "Four four one one."

"Equally divided."

"Three three two two, no more."

Du Youyao smiled slightly: "Three two two three, no less."

Qiu Jian: "..."

Swallowing the wine in the glass, Qiu Jian gritted his teeth and said, "Elder Poison, you and Elder Yao are clearly brothers, how can you be so much worse than him?"

Toxic and Poisonous with a smile that is not a smile: "Where is it?"

Qiu Jian snorted, and instead of mentioning Hai Yunshi's words, he changed the subject and said, "You have been hiding in the medicine hut and tinkering, what good things have you refined?"

"Recently, I did refine a new medicine according to the Pharmacopoeia."

Qiu Jian hurriedly said: "What kind of medicine, why don't you take it out and distribute it to everyone? I can consider the matter of Haiyun Stone." Although this poisonous medicine is full of black water, although the production agency is not as good as the medicine is not poisonous, but with Conscience said that his alchemy ability should not be underestimated.

Du Youyao laughed and said, "I don't want to hide anything, I'm afraid I would share it with everyone, but everyone wouldn't dare to take it."

"Oh?" Qiu Jian asked curiously, "What kind of medicine is it?"

"Ni Zi Dan."

Qiu Jian frowned; "I've never heard of it, what is that?"

"The so-called rebellion is the disobedience of yin and yang. According to the records in the Pharmacopoeia, if women eat this rebellious pill, they may become infertile."

Qiu Jian frowned.Is that Bizidan?It's not a new thing either. Many Taoist couples often take this Bizi Pill even if they don't want to have children.Why is it called Nizidan?Is this worth the time spent by Poison and Medicine?

But listening to poison and medicine, he said calmly and slowly: "But a man who can't conceive takes it, maybe he will conceive." "Pfft!!!" Qiu Jian immediately spit out all the wine he just drank!

"How can there be such a thing in this world!!!" Qiu Jian jumped three feet away, his face was pale and he touched his stomach with lingering fear, "Who invented this pill?! Are you crazy?! This What's the use of the thing!!"

"You can't say that." Du Youyao leisurely poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip, "Everyone in the world thinks that having children is a woman's duty, but there are women who don't want to have children, and some men who want to have children Yes, that's why this Nizi Pill was created."

Qiu Jian shyly returned to the chair and sat down: "You should keep such a miraculous pill for yourself, we people of Tianjianmen are not blessed to take it."

Du Youyao smiled slightly, noncommittal.

After a while, Qiu Jian couldn't help being curious, and asked, "What kind of Nizi Dan is this? Can men and women have children?"

"Who knows, it was a male medicine cultivator who first refined this Nizi Pill. His female Taoist partner was unwilling to give birth, but he wanted to try the experience of conceiving in October. Most of the people who use this Nizi Pill They are also male and female Taoist couples, as for whether men and men will be useful..." Qiu Jian said meaningfully, "Maybe we will know after a while."

Qiu Jian didn't know why, seeing the seemingly invisible smile on Du Youyao's face, he couldn't help shivering.He suddenly decided that the Haiyun Stone should be divided equally among the four pavilions.He absolutely dare not offend this poisonous elder! !

Du Youyao was about to pour wine for him, Qiu Jian looked at the glistening wine in the glass, as if something was rolling in it, which made him start to roll and colic in his stomach.He hastily evaded and said: "I don't drink anymore, I don't feel well, I'm going back to rest first." After saying that, he ran away as if to escape.

Du Youyao shouted behind him: "What's wrong with the head? Do you want me to take a look for you? Shall I prescribe some pills for you? Hey, hey, be careful not to hit the tree!"

boom!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

A few days later, the introductory teaching of the new disciples has come to an end, and the young boys have initially grasped the Taoist mentality, and then they will start various trials and differentiate their cultivation according to their strengths.

Qiu Jian specially selected a few highly talented and likable disciples from the Sword Refining Pavilion.Prepare to be handed over to the eldest grandson Jun.Qiu Jian even had the idea of ​​promoting his eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen to be the youngest elders of Tianjianmen. After all, it is difficult to find other people with such achievements at such a young age in the cultivation world. The pride of Jianmen.It just so happened that grandson Zijun's vacation was over, so Qiu Jian went to see them in person to show his sincerity.

However, when Qiu Jian pushed open the door of Changsun Zijun and Yi Xichen's room, there was no one there.Qiu Jian walked into the room in surprise, but saw a piece of paper on the table with only one sentence written on it.

"Going out of the mountains to practice, there will be a period later, don't read it. ——The eldest grandson, Yi presents"

Qiu Jian immediately fell to his feet and sighed, but he had already left, even if he wanted to keep him, he also suffered from the fact that there was no one to talk to.

years later.

When Lu Ziyao was traveling outside the mountain, he heard that there was a demon cultivator doing evil nearby, and he had already killed three people.How could he just ignore such a thing, and immediately inquired about the location of Moxiu, Yu Jian went there.

However, when he reached the valley where the demon cultivator was hiding, he didn't find any demon energy.After inspecting the valley, he saw two down-and-out monks coming out of the cave, so Lu Ziyao hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Fellow Daoist, where is the evil cultivator hiding here?"

The two priests looked at each other and said one after another: "You are late, Master Changsun and Master Yi have already killed that demon cultivator." "We were held hostage by that demon cultivator, thanks to the help of the two masters. Unexpectedly, I was lucky enough to get a glimpse of Daoist Changsun's rainbow-slashing sword, and this hardship is not a bad one."

Lu Ziyao was overjoyed when he heard his grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen appear.Previously, the two people in Tianjianmen left without saying goodbye. It has been many years and they never had a chance to meet again. Today is actually a coincidence. They must meet and have a cup of tea together.So Lu Ziyao quickly asked: "Have they left already? Where are they going?"

Those two people pointed out: "Walking there!" "It's less than a stick of incense, so it must not have gone far!"

Lu Ziyao hurriedly chased them in the direction they pointed.

Flying over the two mountains, Lu Ziyao never saw the figures of Changsun Zijun and Yi Xichen, and he couldn't help feeling quite regretful, thinking that they passed by and missed it.For a cultivator, years and months are like a flick of a finger.I missed it this time, but I don’t know when I will see you next time.

However, when he was full of regret, he suddenly saw four figures in the valley below.Two men and two boys, the boys were about five or six years old, with buns on their heads, were chasing and running wildly all over the mountain.Two men were sitting under a tree—they were Changsun Zijun and Yi Xichen!

Lu Ziyao quickly lowered his sword.

Yi Xichen and his eldest grandson, Junfang, solved a wicked demon cultivator. The rescued suffering masters gave them many things as thanks, including some rare fairy materials and magic weapons.Yi Xichen's eyes froze as he counted the money.They naturally sensed that Lu Ziyao was coming, and raised their heads to look at Lu Ziyao. Yi Xichen raised a big smile, but was reluctant to let go of the treasures in his hands, so he waved to Lu Ziyao, motioning for Lu Ziyao to go over and talk.

Lu Ziyao was about to walk towards them, but the two boys ran up and blocked Lu Ziyao's way.Lu Ziyao took a closer look, and saw that the two children were fresh and tender, with red lips and white teeth, very cute.They look almost exactly the same, it seems that they are a pair of twin brothers.If you look closely, you can see the difference. The boy in blue is more innocent, while the boy in red is more stable.

The little boy in blue said: "Big brother, are you looking for our big daddy and little daddy?"

Lu Ziyao was taken aback.Big Daddy Little Daddy?He couldn't help asking: "Whose children are you from?"

The little boy in red pointed to the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen under the tree: "That's our big daddy and little daddy."

Lu Ziyao became more and more surprised.These two children are actually the children of Changsun Zijun and Yi Xichen?No, that statement doesn't sound quite right.

As if aware of his doubts, the little boy in blue said: "Big brother, do you want to ask us why we don't have a mother like those people? We were picked up by the river by our fathers."

The boy in red patted the boy in blue on the shoulder: "Stupid. I asked other children earlier, and their fathers and mothers also said that they picked them up. Some picked them from the river like us, and some picked them from the mountains. Picked up, and the worst one was picked up from the cesspit! But they said, fathers and mothers are all liars, they were born by fathers and mothers, but their fathers and mothers did not I’m ashamed to tell them, so I said they picked it up. So, maybe the two of us were also born by the big daddy and the little daddy.”

Lu Ziyao was dumbfounded: "Born, born, born? Who gave birth?"

The little boy in red tilted his head, bit his finger and said seriously, "Guess?"

Lu Ziyao: "~!@#¥%...&*"

While talking, Yi Xichen and Changsun Zijun finally finished counting their belongings and ran over.One of them picked up the boy in blue and the other in red, and said with a smile, "Senior brother Lu, we meet again!"

The eldest grandson Zijun held the child in one hand, and took Yi Xichen's hand with the other: "Let's go, find a place to sit for a while."

Only then did Lu Ziyao come back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Hey, okay, let's go!"

The setting sun stretched their sword shadows very long, very long.

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