a few days ago.
Du Youyao was making alchemy in the medicine hut when he suddenly felt someone approaching. Looking back, it was Yi Xichen.
Yi Xichen saluted and said, "Master Uncle."
Du Youyao used to be Yao Budu's younger brother. After he succeeded Yao Budu as the elder of Tianjianmen Medicine Pavilion, all the disciples of Medicine Pavilion changed their name to him as Master.Only Changsun Zijun and Yi Xichen didn't change, they insisted on calling him Master Uncle, and they didn't have any opinion on poison or medicine.
Although he and Yao Budu are brothers of the same school, Du Youyao's temperament is quite different from Yao Budu's.Yao Budu may seem to have a bad temper, but in fact he is a kind-hearted and kind-hearted person, straight to the point, without any twists and turns.And Du Youyao looks white and clean, and speaks slowly and softly. He looks like a gentle and easy-going good person, but in fact there is a puddle of black water hidden in his stomach. He is the one who damages ideas the most, and he is determined not to at a disadvantage.Naturally, there is no harm in poison and medicine, otherwise Qiu Jian would not have asked him to come back as the new elder of the Sword Pavilion.
It is a good thing for the Medicine Pavilion to become the elder of the Medicine Pavilion with such a temperament as Du Youyao.Previously, the elders argued together for many days about the new door rules, blowing their beards and staring at the table, and finally promulgated the new door rules, which greatly improved the status of the Medicine Pavilion. Be careful to fall into the trap set by him, and you still don't know it well, and it's too late to regret it when you find out.
Du Youyao looked at Yi Xichen, swinging a small fan slowly in his hand. It couldn't fan any wind, but because of this movement, he looked very elegant.He said softly, "What's the matter?"
Yi Xichen said: "I want to ask my uncle for a blind medicine."
"What medicine?"
Yi Xichen faltered and said, "Is there any kind of medicine that will make people unable to have children no matter what?"
Du Youyao's fan paused for a moment, narrowed his crooked eyes, and looked at Yi Xichen up and down.Yi Xichen and Changsun Zijun are Taoist couples, and everyone in Tianjianmen knows about it.Now that the two men have formed a Taoist couple, Du Youyao takes it for granted that this avoidant Dan Yi Xichen begged for someone else.Could it be that... Yi Xichen cheated on her? !Not only is he cheating, but this man is also a scumbag. He wants to drug the woman so that no one can conceive his child, so as not to leave evidence of crime! !
Thinking of this, Du Youyao snorted.However, he is a person who can't express his emotions or anger, and his face is always a half-smile, which makes it difficult for people to fathom his emotions.Du Youyao said: "Are you trying to make people never have children?"
"That's right." Yi Xichen nodded hastily.
Du Youyao said slowly: "That's it. I haven't made this kind of elixir before, I'll let you know when I look through the pharmacopoeia and find a suitable prescription. You should think about it when you go back. You can't plant medicine."
"Okay, thank you, Uncle." Yi Xichen quickly thanked, and then said, "By the way, Uncle, I asked Uncle for medicine, and please don't tell others, especially grandson Zijun."
This statement confirmed Du Youyao's speculation that Yi Xichen was a scumbag.He said slowly: "Understood. If there is any news, I will notify you."
Yi Xichen breathed a sigh of relief.
However, it was unexpected that Yi Xichen did not ask for this Bizidan, but for himself, rather than for others.In the early days, Changsun Zijun often mentioned his childbirth. At that time, Yi Xichen thought it was ridiculous. He only thought that Changsun Zijun had been hit by a demon, and he didn't take it to heart.However, since returning to Tianjianmen and seeing so many new children, Yi Xichen inevitably thought of this old thing again.
Among Changsun Zijun's "magic obstacles", there is no doubt that he has conceived a child, and it seems that he has conceived more than once.Can't the things in the magic barrier be taken seriously?Not necessarily, after all, those inexplicable and strange bloodlines and abilities of Changsun Zijun have all been realized one by one.Therefore, Yi Xichen was very afraid that his ability of "making other men have children" would also be realized—although he didn't know whether it was the ability of the eldest grandson Zijun, or the ability of himself who was gifted in the magic barrier ——Even if they have been practicing dual cultivation for several years, this kind of thing has never happened, but are you sure?Think about those normal couples who want to have children, not all of them hit it off right away!There are plenty of people who have conceived a child for several years.Furthermore, it is also possible that Zijun's ability has not yet awakened, just like his ghost power was awakened after he went to the ghost world.
In fact, if there is a child who inherits his and grandson Zijun's blood at the same time, Yi Xichen is not against it.However, what he really rejected was the matter of letting him have a baby.Not to mention that he is a man, and it is against the norms of heaven and earth for a man to have children, the key point is, where is he going to give birth? !He has only two eyes. If it is from the front... can you still have that thing in the front? !If it's from behind... can you still have the child who came out with that? !
No matter how he thought about it, Yi Xichen felt that he was going crazy.
After returning to Tianjianmen, Yi Xichen has been having nightmares for several nights in a row. In the dream, he was lying on the bed panting with a big belly. The grandson Zijun held his hand to cheer him up and told him to "come on!" !Strong! Do you still remember the feeling of shitting when you were not bigu? Just find that feeling! Come on!”, every time he woke up with a fright.So much so that now that his eldest grandson, Junyi, was making out with him, he remembered the scene in his nightmare, and lost all interest in double cultivation.
This is not going to work, Yi Xichen felt that he had to find a solution, otherwise he would not be able to live a good life.That's why he had the cheek to look for Poison and Medicine to beg for a life-saving pill.
I don't know if he has a grudge in his heart that makes him so sensitive, or if he is afraid of something, Yi Xichen found that his eldest grandson Zijun has been staring at his stomach recently, with a regretful look on his face.Zijun seems to really want him to have a baby...
Thinking of this possibility, Yi Xichen's hairs stood on end.The most frightening thing is that if Changsun Zijun really thinks so, then a certain ability of him may be about to awaken.As a result, Yi Xichen didn't even dare to have sex with him anymore, and only hoped that the poison and medicine would quickly refine the Bizi Pill, so that he could live a life of harmony and happiness again.
Two days later, Du Youyao called him away.
"You should have thought about it for two days when you went back. Let me ask you again, do you want that woman to never be able to conceive a child?"
Of course, Yi Xichen can't say that there are no women at all. I want to avoid Zidan for myself.He nodded: "Yes..." However, thinking of Changsun Zijun's eyes looking at his stomach, he suddenly became less determined.After a while, he hesitated and said, "It may not be forever. At least for a few years... Decades... Hundreds of years... Uh, in short, is there any kind that can make people avoid children for a long time? But in case one day you can't think about it, you can still, again, again..." He was so speechless that he almost bit his own tongue before he finally said the second half of the sentence with a blushing face, "Again... Pregnant? "
Du Youyao squinted his eyes again.Listen, this is not just a scumbag, he is simply the super invincible Thunderbolt scumbag in the universe!Let alone cheating on your Taoist partner without telling the truth, it would be scumbag to want the cheating partner not to be able to conceive a child, and you still think that if you regret it one day, you still have to have one? !All the good things in the world are taken by you!
So Du Youyao threw out a prescription: "Go and get these few herbs, and I may make a Bizidan for you."
Yi Xichen took the prescription and left with gratitude.
After getting the prescription, Yi Xichen handed over the task of instructing the new disciples to other brothers in the sect, and spent a few days going out to find the medicinal ingredients in the prescription.The grandson Zijun naturally found out about him leaving the sect secretly, and asked him what he was going to do, but he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he made excuses to get by.
After a few more days like this, under the torment of Changsun Zijun pouring himself a basin of cold water every day, Yi Xichen finally gathered all the herbs in the prescription, and hurriedly ran happily to Du Youyao.
"Uncle, all the herbs you want are here!"
Du Youyao slowly flapped his fan: "You really don't regret it?"
Yi Xichen was very embarrassed: "Uh... In short, let's talk about it after the uncle refines the Bizi Pill. Please trouble the uncle!"
Du Youyao was making alchemy in the medicine hut when he suddenly felt someone approaching. Looking back, it was Yi Xichen.
Yi Xichen saluted and said, "Master Uncle."
Du Youyao used to be Yao Budu's younger brother. After he succeeded Yao Budu as the elder of Tianjianmen Medicine Pavilion, all the disciples of Medicine Pavilion changed their name to him as Master.Only Changsun Zijun and Yi Xichen didn't change, they insisted on calling him Master Uncle, and they didn't have any opinion on poison or medicine.
Although he and Yao Budu are brothers of the same school, Du Youyao's temperament is quite different from Yao Budu's.Yao Budu may seem to have a bad temper, but in fact he is a kind-hearted and kind-hearted person, straight to the point, without any twists and turns.And Du Youyao looks white and clean, and speaks slowly and softly. He looks like a gentle and easy-going good person, but in fact there is a puddle of black water hidden in his stomach. He is the one who damages ideas the most, and he is determined not to at a disadvantage.Naturally, there is no harm in poison and medicine, otherwise Qiu Jian would not have asked him to come back as the new elder of the Sword Pavilion.
It is a good thing for the Medicine Pavilion to become the elder of the Medicine Pavilion with such a temperament as Du Youyao.Previously, the elders argued together for many days about the new door rules, blowing their beards and staring at the table, and finally promulgated the new door rules, which greatly improved the status of the Medicine Pavilion. Be careful to fall into the trap set by him, and you still don't know it well, and it's too late to regret it when you find out.
Du Youyao looked at Yi Xichen, swinging a small fan slowly in his hand. It couldn't fan any wind, but because of this movement, he looked very elegant.He said softly, "What's the matter?"
Yi Xichen said: "I want to ask my uncle for a blind medicine."
"What medicine?"
Yi Xichen faltered and said, "Is there any kind of medicine that will make people unable to have children no matter what?"
Du Youyao's fan paused for a moment, narrowed his crooked eyes, and looked at Yi Xichen up and down.Yi Xichen and Changsun Zijun are Taoist couples, and everyone in Tianjianmen knows about it.Now that the two men have formed a Taoist couple, Du Youyao takes it for granted that this avoidant Dan Yi Xichen begged for someone else.Could it be that... Yi Xichen cheated on her? !Not only is he cheating, but this man is also a scumbag. He wants to drug the woman so that no one can conceive his child, so as not to leave evidence of crime! !
Thinking of this, Du Youyao snorted.However, he is a person who can't express his emotions or anger, and his face is always a half-smile, which makes it difficult for people to fathom his emotions.Du Youyao said: "Are you trying to make people never have children?"
"That's right." Yi Xichen nodded hastily.
Du Youyao said slowly: "That's it. I haven't made this kind of elixir before, I'll let you know when I look through the pharmacopoeia and find a suitable prescription. You should think about it when you go back. You can't plant medicine."
"Okay, thank you, Uncle." Yi Xichen quickly thanked, and then said, "By the way, Uncle, I asked Uncle for medicine, and please don't tell others, especially grandson Zijun."
This statement confirmed Du Youyao's speculation that Yi Xichen was a scumbag.He said slowly: "Understood. If there is any news, I will notify you."
Yi Xichen breathed a sigh of relief.
However, it was unexpected that Yi Xichen did not ask for this Bizidan, but for himself, rather than for others.In the early days, Changsun Zijun often mentioned his childbirth. At that time, Yi Xichen thought it was ridiculous. He only thought that Changsun Zijun had been hit by a demon, and he didn't take it to heart.However, since returning to Tianjianmen and seeing so many new children, Yi Xichen inevitably thought of this old thing again.
Among Changsun Zijun's "magic obstacles", there is no doubt that he has conceived a child, and it seems that he has conceived more than once.Can't the things in the magic barrier be taken seriously?Not necessarily, after all, those inexplicable and strange bloodlines and abilities of Changsun Zijun have all been realized one by one.Therefore, Yi Xichen was very afraid that his ability of "making other men have children" would also be realized—although he didn't know whether it was the ability of the eldest grandson Zijun, or the ability of himself who was gifted in the magic barrier ——Even if they have been practicing dual cultivation for several years, this kind of thing has never happened, but are you sure?Think about those normal couples who want to have children, not all of them hit it off right away!There are plenty of people who have conceived a child for several years.Furthermore, it is also possible that Zijun's ability has not yet awakened, just like his ghost power was awakened after he went to the ghost world.
In fact, if there is a child who inherits his and grandson Zijun's blood at the same time, Yi Xichen is not against it.However, what he really rejected was the matter of letting him have a baby.Not to mention that he is a man, and it is against the norms of heaven and earth for a man to have children, the key point is, where is he going to give birth? !He has only two eyes. If it is from the front... can you still have that thing in the front? !If it's from behind... can you still have the child who came out with that? !
No matter how he thought about it, Yi Xichen felt that he was going crazy.
After returning to Tianjianmen, Yi Xichen has been having nightmares for several nights in a row. In the dream, he was lying on the bed panting with a big belly. The grandson Zijun held his hand to cheer him up and told him to "come on!" !Strong! Do you still remember the feeling of shitting when you were not bigu? Just find that feeling! Come on!”, every time he woke up with a fright.So much so that now that his eldest grandson, Junyi, was making out with him, he remembered the scene in his nightmare, and lost all interest in double cultivation.
This is not going to work, Yi Xichen felt that he had to find a solution, otherwise he would not be able to live a good life.That's why he had the cheek to look for Poison and Medicine to beg for a life-saving pill.
I don't know if he has a grudge in his heart that makes him so sensitive, or if he is afraid of something, Yi Xichen found that his eldest grandson Zijun has been staring at his stomach recently, with a regretful look on his face.Zijun seems to really want him to have a baby...
Thinking of this possibility, Yi Xichen's hairs stood on end.The most frightening thing is that if Changsun Zijun really thinks so, then a certain ability of him may be about to awaken.As a result, Yi Xichen didn't even dare to have sex with him anymore, and only hoped that the poison and medicine would quickly refine the Bizi Pill, so that he could live a life of harmony and happiness again.
Two days later, Du Youyao called him away.
"You should have thought about it for two days when you went back. Let me ask you again, do you want that woman to never be able to conceive a child?"
Of course, Yi Xichen can't say that there are no women at all. I want to avoid Zidan for myself.He nodded: "Yes..." However, thinking of Changsun Zijun's eyes looking at his stomach, he suddenly became less determined.After a while, he hesitated and said, "It may not be forever. At least for a few years... Decades... Hundreds of years... Uh, in short, is there any kind that can make people avoid children for a long time? But in case one day you can't think about it, you can still, again, again..." He was so speechless that he almost bit his own tongue before he finally said the second half of the sentence with a blushing face, "Again... Pregnant? "
Du Youyao squinted his eyes again.Listen, this is not just a scumbag, he is simply the super invincible Thunderbolt scumbag in the universe!Let alone cheating on your Taoist partner without telling the truth, it would be scumbag to want the cheating partner not to be able to conceive a child, and you still think that if you regret it one day, you still have to have one? !All the good things in the world are taken by you!
So Du Youyao threw out a prescription: "Go and get these few herbs, and I may make a Bizidan for you."
Yi Xichen took the prescription and left with gratitude.
After getting the prescription, Yi Xichen handed over the task of instructing the new disciples to other brothers in the sect, and spent a few days going out to find the medicinal ingredients in the prescription.The grandson Zijun naturally found out about him leaving the sect secretly, and asked him what he was going to do, but he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he made excuses to get by.
After a few more days like this, under the torment of Changsun Zijun pouring himself a basin of cold water every day, Yi Xichen finally gathered all the herbs in the prescription, and hurriedly ran happily to Du Youyao.
"Uncle, all the herbs you want are here!"
Du Youyao slowly flapped his fan: "You really don't regret it?"
Yi Xichen was very embarrassed: "Uh... In short, let's talk about it after the uncle refines the Bizi Pill. Please trouble the uncle!"
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