[Gintama] This is true love

"Ah, Mr. Yinshi, why do you suffer such serious injuries in the hospital? How long do you want to stay in the hospital?" Yinshi's attending doctor, Glasses, said.

On the hospital bed, Yin Shi, who was covered in bandages and only had two eyes exposed, glanced carefully to the side of the hospital bed. Gang Cangzhu was peeling apples.

Gang Cangzhu noticed that Yinshi was looking at her, she raised her head, and showed a gentle smile to Curly Silver, but the fruit knife in her hand was shining with a cold sharp light, Curly shuddered for a long time , The doctor didn't understand what he meant after listening for a long time.

"What do you want to say, Mr. Yinshi, forget it, you have a good rest, remember, rest!" The doctor left after finishing speaking.

Gangcangzhu's apple was also peeled, and Curly Hair looked at the peeled apple eagerly, but Gangcangzhu sent the apple into his mouth under his expectant eyes.

Click, click, Yinshi's heart shattered like an apple.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Curly hair protested.

Gang Cangzhu looked up at him while biting the apple and said, "No way, Yinsang, the doctor said you can't eat these things now, you can eat them after two days."

"Aww, huh?" Curly asked, humming.

"Oh~, you asked me why I can understand you, well, I don't know, but I understand anyway." Okangzhu said.

"Cough cough woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?" Curly asked.

"Are you asking why Kagura-chan and Shinpachi didn't come to take care of you? There's no way, you are always hospitalized and they always have to work, so they asked me to take care of you, but I also have I can't take care of you all the time at work, so I called someone for you." Gang Cangzhu said and looked at his phone, he should be here soon.

"Huh?" Curly looked at Okangzhu suspiciously with his red eyes open.

Pfft!

Gang Cangzhu lowered his head and began to gnaw the apple hard. The heartbeat just now must have been an illusion. She actually felt that the eyes of that good-for-nothing caught her. At that moment, there were even lilies and stars pikapika flashing behind the curly hair. Isn’t that right? , What appeared behind the curly hair should be a harmonious mosaic!

"Hmmmm?" Curly was even more confused, he meant to ask: What's wrong with you?

"It's okay..." Gang Cangzhu said with his head down, but the tips of his ears were red.

Curly felt that she was a little strange, just when he wanted to continue asking, a nurse in white appeared in front of the two of them.

"Yinshi! I heard from Gangcang that you were injured, and she entrusted me to take care of you. Don't worry, my angel in white, Gui, will definitely take good care of you." Gui said loudly with light makeup on his face and pink clothes on his body. With a white nurse's uniform and white stockings on the two long legs, the whole person looks perfectly combined with this nurse's uniform.

"..." Okakuratake.

"..." Yin Shi.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Gui scratched his head, he didn't understand what Yinshi's whining sound meant.

"Well, Yinshi, I don't understand what you are saying, but seeing you are so excited, do you want to pee or poop?"

"No, Mr. Gui, did Yinsang say that you use shemale as your secondary attribute in wigs? You are not an angel in white clothes, you are just an idiot." Gang Cangzhu translated his meaning to Yinshi.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui, so it's not for going to the bathroom." Gui said, turning to Gangcangzhu and said, "Gangcang, then tell Yinshi for me that I dress like this to comfort you with the image of an angel in white." Yinshi's wounded heart, save him from the darkness to join the bright side of the barbarians."

Yin Shi whimpered even more violently.

"Yin Sang said that you dressed like this did not save him at all, it only made him want to close his eyes and fall into the darkness, and he said that he can understand you, you can just tell him directly." Gang Cangzhu Translate said again.

"Oh heh heh heh heh! I am the one who can save Yinsang from the darkness!" A high-pitched female voice rang out in the ward.

Yinshi, Gang Cangzhu, and Gui looked under the bed together, and saw the little ape who was also wearing a nurse's uniform lying under the bed.

"Ah! I was pressed down by Yinsang, Yinsang's body completely covered me, so excited! Yinsang actually played this shameful play with me in the hospital!!!" Xiao Yuan covered his face excitedly explain.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Yin Shi loudly whined to the little ape under the hospital bed. .

"Yin Sang said who played with you in the hospital, you perverted woman!" Okangzhu translated.

The little ape rolled out from under the hospital bed, and she jumped onto the bed and stepped on Yin Shi's body and writhed.

"Ah, Yinsang! I can't take it anymore, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter even if someone is watching, hurry up and tie me up!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yinshi vomited blood, and the little ape opened his wound, and this time Okangzhu didn't have to help him translate.

Suddenly, the white angel Gui fired at the little monkey: "Miss Sarutobi, I don't agree with your statement that you can save Yinshi from the darkness!"

No, Mr. Gui, you are paying attention to the wrong point!You two are all here to keep Silvercurly in the dark.

"What did you say?" The little ape pushed his glasses and jumped off Yinshi, who finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The little ape looked at Gui, who was wearing the same nurse uniform as her, and then covered his mouth with a vicious smile like a woman and said with a sharp smile: "Hahaha, do you think that wearing a nurse uniform is an angel in white?! No, nurses are called nurses. The angel in white is not only because of her clothes, but also because of her angelic heart! No matter how dirty she sees, even if it's a beep——, or a man's ○○———, the nurse can gently Accept the filth with a smile, the one who exudes this pure white light is the angel in white!"

Before you said that, you were stepping on the patient directly...

"Do you mean that I am not qualified to be an angel in white?! Don't be kidding, I am pure white from the heart to Elizabeth!" Gui said excitedly.

Elizabeth appeared out of nowhere, holding a sign and saying, "Mr. Gui is right!"

It's not right at all, why is Elizabeth involved, and that guy is just covered with a white sheet, and the inside is also terrifyingly dark!

"Okay, since you said that, then let's compare and see who is more qualified to be an angel in white!" Xiao Yuan issued a letter of challenge to Gui.

"Okay! I will definitely make you ashamed enough to take off this pure white nurse uniform, hahaha." Gui took up the challenge.

"..." Okakuratake, so what are you guys doing here? !

On the other hand, Yin Shi had a bad premonition, whenever an idiot did something stupid, he would basically be the one who was unlucky...

"Mr. Sakata Gintoki in bed No. 8, you should change your dressing." The real angel in white, oh no, it was the elderly lady in white who pushed the cart in. When she saw Gui and Xiaoyuan, she was stunned one time.

"Ah, is it a newcomer? It just so happened that one of you gave Mr. Sakata medicine." The aunt walked out after finishing speaking.

A sharp light flashed in the eyes of Gui and Xiao Yuan, and a beastly smile appeared on the corner of their mouths, and then they both rushed towards the cart at the same time.

"Let go! I must be the one who plays nurse-patient play with Yinsang, ah, I want Yinsang to tie me up, and then stick a needle into my body hard, no matter the front or the back, Yinsang! "The little ape yelled.

No, the objects that need injections are completely reversed!

"You have to let it go even more. This is a potion that can turn Yinshi into a meatball. After you inject it, Yinshi will turn into a meatball!" Gui said excitedly.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, this one is even more wrong.

The two started to grab the two sides of the cart and fight, and during the fight, Kunai and Qianbenfei shot out, Okakuratake quickly dodged, and after the dodge, she found that she seemed to have forgotten something, turned her head, and saw the hospital bed. The silver curly hair on the bed was almost turned into a hedgehog by Qianben.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !

Gang Cangzhu knew what he meant by sobbing: "Those two idiots!"

During the fight, the cart was completely torn in half by the two, and a pile of medical bandages were scattered on the ground. Gui and Xiaoyuan hurriedly picked up the medical bandages and ran towards Yinshi.

Gintoki pulled the quilt to his chest in horror, it's not good!Those two idiots are here!

Seeing Curly's panicked look, Gang Cangzhu stepped out and stopped them in front of them: "Mr. Gui, Miss Sarutobi, please stop making trouble, this is a hospital."

Curly looked at Okangzhu gratefully!Great, it's great to stop these two bastards.

"What! How dare you stop the angel in white to save the patient in darkness? You witch!" Sarutobi said.

"...That, it's the other way around." Okakuratake said.

"Get out of the way, Okakura, as long as you drink this potion, Yinshi can change from that useless curly hair to a cute meatball!" Gui said holding the syringe.

"So Mr. Gui, you have been talking about irrelevant things since just now!" Gang Cangzhu couldn't help complaining. She felt that after returning to Earth and meeting these people through Silver Curly, she couldn't stop complaining. .

"Since you, woman, don't let go, don't blame me for being rude!" Sarutobi said and launched an attack towards Oka Cangzhu.

Seeing the two of them fighting together, Gui wanted to take the opportunity to pounce on Yinshi. His intention was noticed by the two women, who grabbed Gui's feet and threw him aside.

A big scuffle started in the ward, Kunai, Senbon, table, fruit knife, stool, bed, and Elizabeth (hey!) were flying around in the air, Gintoki quickly dragged his bandage-wrapped body to hide under the bed.

He hugged his head under the bed and burst into tears. Why did it always end up like this?It's all the idiot's fault, right?That's right, it's all because of those idiots that he is always so unlucky!

Suddenly, a round thing rolled in front of him. Looking at the round thing, Yinshi felt a little familiar. He turned it over and saw that there was still time on it.

"Ah, it's not good, my last remaining bomb seems to have dropped." Gui's voice seemed to reach Yinshi's ears from beyond the sky...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Boom———! !A huge explosion resounded over Oedo Hospital,

Shinpachi and Kagura, who were rushing towards the hospital, also saw the explosion in Oedo Hospital. Kagura put his hands on his eyes and asked curiously, "Xinpachi, why did the hospital also explode, huh?"

Shinpachi was also very puzzled: "I don't know, but it's none of our business, let's go, Kagura-chan, go see if that piece of shit is better."

"Hehe, even if we didn't have that good-for-nothing, the two of us made money today, ahhh, I must throw this money on that curly-haired face, haha." Kagura said happily.

Under the setting sun, Gintoki was in a free fall. During this free fall, he saw a certain purple-haired female ninja and a black ladyboy nurse slipping past him. He looked at the sun and showed a relieved smile.

The sun really shines on everyone fairly, even idiots are blessed with light!

At this moment, a hand grabbed him, Yinshi turned his head to look, and saw that Gang Cangzhu pulled him over and hugged him, the princess hugged him.

After a while, they fell to the ground. Gang Cangzhu looked at Yin in his arms and asked with a smile, "Yin Sang, are you alright?"

At this moment, Gintoki, who was hurt physically and mentally by the fool, felt that this is the real angel! !

Suddenly, a sound of sharp weapon piercing through the flesh reached Yinshi's ears, and accompanied by the piercing sound came a strong stabbing pain in the lower body.

He lowered his head, only to see two guys in nurse uniforms exuding thick black air, they smirked and inserted all the needles into his chrysanthemum...

"what----!!"

Yinshi's shrill screams lingered in the sky above Oedo Hospital for a long time...

The hospital... is really a scary place.

The author has something to say: Yinsang was played to death by idiots, this article is officially over! (Fuck, bastard, how many times do you want to play this ending stalk?!)