[Gintama] This is true love

Theedo, the abbreviation of Edo TV Station, the host Kusano Hitoshi, and today's visiting guests on TV has an unfamiliar celestial being, Prince Hata.

"Good morning, everyone. This is Oedo TV. I'm Kusano Hitoshi. There are a lot of mutated cockroaches in Kabukicho today. May I ask Shiro, does Prince Hata know anything?"

The camera turned to Prince Hata, and an identification was given at the bottom of the screen, "Prince Hata, not a prince of idiots." In fact, there is no need to mention the idiot at the end.

Okakuratake looked at the TV and then at the mudskipper in front of him and sighed.

"Why would the prince think of going on TV?" Okakuratake asked.

"That idiot said he wanted the viewers in front of the TV to help him find Goro, so he went on TV. Really, this idiot always causes trouble for others." The uncle said impatiently.

Uncle, your dissatisfaction with idiots is really too deep.

"I can't help it. Kabukicho is the place where the cockroaches are the most troublesome. I'll go and check the situation." Okakuratake said.

"Okay, sorry to trouble you."

Okakuratake drove to the vicinity of Kabukicho, and she walked over quickly after parking the car.

When he was approaching Kabukicho, there were bursts of screams. From a distance, Okakuratake saw big cockroaches flying all over the sky, and they gathered together to attack pedestrians and creatures on the street. The sound of Soso's crawling was very nasty.

"That's too fast." She didn't expect that the space cockroach queen would lay so many eggs in just one night.

In front of the main entrance of Kabukicho, batches of large insecticide sprays were delivered. Okakuratake went to take a bottle and walked towards the town.

"It's not a cosmic cockroach, it's a carnivorous monster cockroach." On the large LED screen in the office building, the camera was aimed at the prince's dumbfounded face. What made Okakurazu puzzled was the prince's face, which seemed to have been flattened by someone ?

"This kind of cockroach is very powerful. They will keep multiplying until they eat up everything on this planet," said Prince Hata.

The host suddenly became nervous, and he quickly asked: "So what can I do? Idiot."

Pfft, Okang Cangzhu praised the host in his heart, his courage is commendable, and he called him an idiot in front of so many viewers.

"Yes, cosmic cockroaches gather in Kabukicho, probably because there is their queen there, but the queen of space cockroaches is the same size as the earth cockroach, so it is difficult to distinguish them." The prince shook his head and said.

"Is there really nothing you can do?" the host asked dejectedly.

"Ah! Yes." Prince Hata said suddenly.

Gang Cangzhu has a bad premonition, idiots, don't talk nonsense, or you will provoke public anger and trigger a diplomatic crisis between the two planets.

"That queen cockroach has the word Goro on its back."

Very good, that's enough, don't say anything else!

"Huh? Goro, why is there the word Goro on this queen cockroach?" the host asked curiously.

"That's the mark I made on it with a red pen. Really, I treat that guy Goro so well, why do you want to run away?" Prince Hata complained before he realized it, ah, no, he I slipped up.

"..." Gang Cangzhu really didn't want to look at that idiot's face anymore.

She ignored the ferocious face of the host and Prince Hata's screams and continued to go deep into Kabukicho.

"Listen well, everyone in front of the TV, please find the cockroach with the word Goro on its back, and please save the future of the earth together!"

In the call of the host's righteous words, Okakura Zhu saw the swaying figure of Sakata Gintoki appearing at the end of the street.

Passers-by on the street are screaming and running away at this moment, only Gintoki's curly hair is walking slowly, he is still carrying Kagura, and Kagura also looks dazed.

What happened to these two guys?

When Okakuratake walked up to the two of them, Shinpachi just happened to chase after them.

"Yin-sang, cheer up, ah! Ms. Okakura, why are you here?" Shinpachi asked in surprise.

"I'm here to check on the space cockroaches, Shin Hachi, what's wrong with this good-for-nothing?" Okangtake asked while pointing at Gintoki.

"I destroyed the earth, hehehe, hehehe." Silver Curly answered with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"What's going on?" Okakuratake asked.

"Gin-sang, he accidentally let go of the space cockroach with Goro written on its back." Shinpachi explained embarrassingly.

"That's right, I'm a sinner of the earth, the earth is going to be destroyed anyway, let's go, let's eat barbecue together, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, just eat the overlord's meal." Silver Curly said self-destructively.

No way, this guy is totally broken.

"Shinbachi, what's the matter with Kagura?" Okangzhuzhu looked at her without any spirit.

"Kagura has been scared silly by the cockroach." Shinpachi said.

"..." I didn't expect that Lori, who looked so strong, was also afraid of cockroaches.

"It doesn't matter, let's take both of them back to the house of masters. The queen cockroach might still be in your house. I'll look for it." Okakuratake said to Shinpachi.

"Okay, Miss Okakura."

Just when the two went to pull Curly and went back together, Curly began to struggle.

"Let go of me, I'm going to eat barbecue, don't hinder my enjoyment before the destruction of the earth, this may be the last meal!" Curly screamed.

This guy is really annoying, this kind of madao's unique character of avoiding troubles is really driving people crazy, Okang Cangzhu directly shot the curly hair and knocked him out.

Silver Curly fell headlong onto the mosaic vomit next to the telephone pole.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, no, she didn't see it.

"..." Xinba.

Okakura quickly turned around and pretended nothing happened.

"Haha, well, Shin Hachi, you are in charge of Kagura, and I am in charge of this piece of trash. The two of us will transport them back to Master House together." Okakuratake said.

"...Ah, okay." Shinpachi said, carrying Kagura who was thrown to the ground on his shoulders.

Gang Cangzhu looked at the curly hair on the ground and hesitated. Just after she knocked over the curly hair, the guy threw himself on the vomit. If she carried him on her back, she would definitely be stained with disgusting things. If she carried him, it wouldn't work either. If so... She doesn't want to get in close contact with such a dirty thing.

"...Well, Ms. Okakura, there seems to be some strange traces on the street..." Shinpachi turned around and said with Kagura on his back.

Gang Cangzhu was dragging along the street with silver curly trouser legs, his face and body were covered with mosaics, and a bunch of flies were buzzing around him. The most conspicuous thing was a long line on the ground Long red marks.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, it's not good!This should be the result of hitting broken glass just now.

"It's okay, Xin Baji, it's just that the strawberry milk that Yinsang drank came out of his mouth." Okangzhu said.

"..." Shinpachi, isn't it right?That's blood, right?Strawberry milk is not so red at all.

"Well, Ms. Okakura, Yin-san seems to have rolled his eyes..." Shinpachi.

Okakura looked back, from the blurred gaps in the mosaic, there were really two blanks around his eyes.

"No, Xin Baji, this must be the dumpling that that person spit out, it's no problem, it must be." Okakura Zhugan said with a smile.

"..." Shinpachi, no problem, what a ghost, there are a lot of questions, okay!!

After walking for a while, Gintoki, who was covered in mosaics, was finally dragged by Okakura Take to the front of Wanshiwu.

"Miss Okakura, please drag Yinsang up..." Xinpachi still had the last words in his mouth, and a figure flew high and fell directly into the Wanshi room.

Shinpachi slowly turned his head, he saw Okakura Take clapped his hands, and the curly hair behind her was gone.

"It's faster this way, Shin Hachi." Okakura Take said with a smile.

"Hurry up!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Okay, don't worry about such small things, Shinpachi, let's go up." Okakuratake patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and said, "No problem, if you and Kagura have no one to take care of you, you can come to me. "

"Don't make it sound like that good-for-nothing is already dead! Although he is really useless." Shinpachi complained.

Finally came to the house of everything. After entering the house, Shinpachi found that the big cockroaches in their house were gone. He put Kagura on the ground and started looking for cockroaches.

"Huh? That's strange, where did those cockroaches go?" Shinpachi pushed his glasses and said.

"Could it be that the Queen is no longer here?" Okakura Take guessed.

Vaguely, the two of them felt as if they had forgotten something, and when they opened the bathroom, they found a mosaic-covered curly hair was stuck upside down in the toilet...

Moreover, someone in the toilet forgot to flush after using the toilet, and the stench from the curly head filled the entire bathroom.

"..." Okakuratake.

"..." Xinba.

"Xinpachi, hurry up and pull him out." Okakuratake said while patting Xinpachi on the shoulder.

Shinpachi looked at the pile of mosaics on Yinshi's body and couldn't help retching: "Miss Okakura, that curly hair is your responsibility, please take responsibility."

"Xinbachi, this curly hair is your boss, right? If he's gone, no one will pay you and Kagura."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, this piece of trash hasn't paid Kagura and me wages for a long time. Kagura still has vinegar kelp, but I don't even have a piece of glasses cloth. Didn't Ms. Okakura say that you will take care of me and Kagura Is it?" Shinpachi said with his reflective eyes.

"Xinbachi, what are you doing? It's making a lot of noise." Kagura came over rubbing his eyes after waking up.

"Ah, Kagura, you're awake." Okakuratake said.

"It's bamboo sauce, what are you doing here..." Kagura just walked to the door of the bathroom, and she also saw the curly hair stuck in the toilet.

"Wow... wow..." Kagura vomited out all of a sudden, and a large amount of mosaic sprayed directly towards the curly hair in the toilet.

"It's not good! Things that were not good are even worse!!" Shinpachi hugged his head and wailed.

"It won't work like this. Let's find a rope and tie it to Yinsang's body, and then we'll drag him out together." Gangcangzhu said.

"This method is good." Xin Baji said.

The rope was quickly found, but a new problem was posed in front of them again, who was going to tie the rope to the curly hair, the three of them looked at each other and looked at you, all lowered their heads.

Out of the corner of his eye, Okakuratake saw Kagura showing her a sinister smile and then looked at Shinpachi. She understood immediately and blinked at Kagura.

"Let's rock paper scissors, Ah Lu." Kagura stretched out her palm and said.

"Alright, this is more fair." Okang Cangzhu also stretched out his hand.

"Then do this. The loser goes to the bathroom." Shinpachi also extended his hand.

The two women looked at each other with a black light, and the prey was hooked.

"Rock paper scissors!" Kagura yelled and slapped Shinpachi into the bathroom. Shinpachi hit Curly directly and knocked Curly out of the toilet, but the pile of stench The mosaic is sprinkled with new Bayi.

"Ouch..." Shinpachi vomited while hugging the toilet.

"You guys... are too much, you actually cheated." Xinba said while vomiting.

"Basang, haven't you seen HunterxHunter? Rock-paper-scissors is evolved from fists, and rock-paper-scissors is not just a child's game." Kagura said triumphantly, raising her head.

"Xin Baji, you've already gone in anyway, put the rope on that curly body." Gang Cangzhu said and threw the rope in.

Shinpachi took the rope and began to look for a place to tie the rope on Yinsang's body. Yinsang's body was full of mosaics, and he really didn't want to do it.

"Xin Baji, Yinjiang's place is the cleanest, you can just tie it there."

Shinpachi followed Kagura's line of sight and saw that it was the place where Gin-san's New Armstrong fired. For some reason, the cannon was standing tall at this time.

"Do you want this curly hair to become extinct? Kagura-chan." Shinpachi said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

In the end, Shinpachi put the rope around Gintoki's wrist, and the three of them worked together to pull out the curly hair.

"Silver Sauce smells so bad, Lu." Kagura covered his nose and asked, "What should we do now?"

"Aww." Suddenly, Dingchun ran out with something still in his mouth.

"Dingchun, don't eat indiscriminately, maybe it's the booger of some good-for-nothing." Kagura said.

"No, Kagura-chan, even Yinsang wouldn't pick out such a big booger." Shinpachi complained.

Dingchun put the thing in his mouth on the floor, it was a squashed little cockroach, and there were two words "Goro" on its back.

"It's the queen cockroach!" Shinpachi said in surprise.

Okakuratake heaved a sigh of relief, that's great, the trouble caused by the idiot prince has been solved.

Wait, there is still a trouble lying in the back.

Gang Cangzhu and the three turned their heads together, the curly hair on the ground still hadn't woken up, and the flies on his body were still buzzing around him.

"How about? Call an ambulance." Okakuratake said.

"I also think this is better." Xinpachi said while pushing the glasses.

Half an hour later, the ambulance came, and when all the doctors and nurses went up to the second floor and saw a miserable curly hair emitting a stench, they couldn't help throwing up.

"Is this the case? Why do patients behave like this?" a doctor asked.

"This is, Yin-chan has a strange problem. He likes to eat while going to the toilet, but he has been a little constipated recently, so he vomited all over while pulling." Kagura opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Ah, so that's the case." The doctor nodded and said.

Doctor, you really believe such a statement!

The comatose curly hair was sent to the hospital with a foul smell all over. Okangzhu remembered that if he didn't bring a cockroach back, it would be difficult for the idiot prince to do business.

Suddenly, a cockroach crawled into her line of sight, she walked over to catch the cockroach, then found a red pen and wrote "Goro" on the back of the cockroach, and then went to the hospital.

Why go to the hospital?Because the idiot prince was also beaten and hospitalized, which happened to be in the same hospital as curly hair, so Okangzhu took the cockroach to see the idiot.

"Ah, my Goro, that's great, Okakura is really the best of you." The bandaged idiot prince said as he rubbed the cockroach in his arms.

"..." Gang Cangzhu, absolutely must not let him know that she picked this cockroach from the trash can.

After fooling the prince, Okakura took the elevator to the general ward, and she went to see if Yinshi was all right.

Opening the door of the ward, there was no one inside, and the curtain was still drawn in front of Yinshi's bed.

Gang Cangzhu walked over, and when she stretched out her hand to open the curtain, a hand stretched out from the curtain and dragged her in. She didn't react for a while, and was thrown directly onto the hospital bed.Then someone came down hard on her and pinched her shoulders, a long bandage tied her into a humiliating position.

"Xin Baji, I heard that the old woman next door likes young people like you very much, I definitely want you to be taught...a lesson..." Yinshi was stunned, and he stared blankly at Okangzhu under him. , The cold sweat dripped down his face.

Oops!Wrong person!

"Yin-sang, I'm going to fetch water for you. Didn't you say you want to wash..." Xinpachi walked in just at this time. After seeing the two figures pressed together on the bed, he pushed his glasses and left quickly go out.

"Sorry to bother you." After finishing speaking, he quickly closed the door and left.

Yinshi looked at the increasingly dark complexion of Gang Cangzhu who was pressed under him and couldn't help crying out: "Xinbachi!! Don't go!! Help!"

"what----!!"

Today, the miserable wailing still echoes over Oedo Hospital.

The author has something to say:

Sorry, I posted a big picture, sorry to the mobile phone party, but I really want to share Yinsang's latest manifesto with you Meng.

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