Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

After shaving it clean, Tong Yi looked down at his dejected little vulture, and felt that it really looked like a vulture that had been stripped of all its feathers. It looked particularly awkward.

"Wife Mi..." Tong Yi called out tentatively.

Mi Le had already picked up the tattoo tool, looked at him and asked, "What's wrong?"

"What do you want to tattoo?"

"Eight Dos and Don'ts."

"Stop making trouble...the place is not suitable."

"Then tattoo a good husband's code, for example, you are not allowed to lie to your wife, you will not hide anything from your wife, and you must always love your wife."

Hearing so many words, Tong Yi was a little dazed, and felt dark in front of his eyes.

But he knew that he probably had completely revealed his secrets, so he closed his eyes and tried hard to persevere.

A tattoo is better than a chop.

When I really started tattooing, the pain was really terrible, and there was a smell of burning meat from time to time.

Tong Yi burst into tears from the pain, and asked Mi Le tremblingly: "Is this... a pillar of shame?"

Mi Le thought very hard at first, he was going to clean up Tong Yi, and clean it up ruthlessly.

But after confirming that Tong Yi and himself would have the same dream, and the feeling in the dream was very real, Mi Le began to feel distressed again.

Especially seeing Tong Yi wiping tears continuously in pain, his flesh was inflamed and swollen, and some parts were still bloodshot.

Tong Yi was gritting his teeth, his thighs were trembling.

Originally, I wanted to tattoo the rules of a good husband, but later I wanted to tattoo an exclusive one for Mi Le.

In the end, it was over when the word Mi Le was tattooed on the side, and it didn't spread to the small eagle.

After the end, Tong Yi hugged Mi Le and refused to let go, and waited for a while before he started to apologize: "I was wrong, I just knew I was wrong, that's why I dared not apologize to you for so long."

"Actually, I started to doubt it very early." Mi Le replied while hugging Tong Yi and stroking Tong Yi's short hair, "It's also such a long transition period, which made me think a lot. I'm afraid we don't have this dream. They won't be together either, I guess they've been fighting for a long time, and then we'll never see each other again."

Tong Yi also fell silent, and he knew it would be like this.

If he hadn't entered Mi Le's dream and learned about Mi Le's other side, he would probably still hate Mi Le very much.

Mi Le even began to self-criticize: "I admit that I am not a good person. Many times I feel that I am like a negative character in a novel. I have a good family background, a deep scheming, a bad personality, and I always do what the villain does."

"No, you are very good, very very good." Tong Yi's arms holding Mi Le tightened a little more.

"I originally thought I would be very angry, but I'm very glad. I think it's great to be with you. In reality, you like me too. It's great..."

Not unrequited love.

It's not the big problem of falling in love with a straight guy.

It's that they are in love with each other, they've been together for a long time, he didn't break it straight, Tong Yi bent it himself.Tong Yi's family would not object, but instead became their backing.

so good.

"I just think we are destined! If we hadn't met at KTV, you wouldn't have remembered me deeply, would you? If we hadn't slept together, we wouldn't have known each other, right?"

"Don't mention your sand sculptures, I will get angry again if I mention it."

"Oh……"

Mi Le took a few steps back: "You can now think about summarizing all the mistakes you have made during this period, and then write a review book and hand it to me. If the number of words is less than [-] words and the content is not deep enough, I will ignore it for a day. you."

"Don't... I'll write it, why don't I just write the review?"

"Isn't it a little too light to ignore you? If the writing is not up to standard, I will tattoo the letter of self-criticism on your back in the future. I will tattoo a thousand-character inscription on your back. The tattoo of the letter of self-criticism on your body is unique in the world."

"..." Tong Yi hesitated again.

Immediately afterwards, Tong Yi suddenly disappeared.

Before Mi Le came back to his senses, he also woke up.

Tong Yi was startled in his dream, stretched out his legs on the bed and stepped on the railing under Mi Le's bed, his body trembled in pain, and he yelled: "Fuck!"

Mi Le was lying beside him, completely woken up by Tong Yi.

"What's wrong?" Miller asked vaguely.

"Foot, I stepped on the railing and broke my toe. It hurts me to death." Tong Yi raised his foot to rub it, grinning in pain.

There is no railing under Tong Yi's own bed, and there is also a big bed in the rented house. I didn't realize it today, and I was hit hard enough.

It's not good that they are tall and their legs are too long. The school beds can't fit them with pillows on them.

Mi Le reached out to help Tong Yi rub his feet, after rubbing for a while, he found that Tong Yi hadn't moved.

When he looked up, he saw Tong Yi looking straight at him, and he couldn't help but panic.

It was the first time he had just finished dreaming together and then woke up together, still lying in the same bed.

"Does your foot still hurt?" Mi Le asked him.

"Leave it alone."

After Tong Yi finished speaking, he pressed Mi Le directly and kissed him.

Tong Yi was a little confused when he woke up, but now he can be sure that Mi Le is back.

It's the first time we've been separated for so long after falling in love with Mi Le, and I've been thinking about it for a long time.

Then open your eyes and the person you like is in front of you, Tong Yi will definitely not miss the opportunity.

In fact, the two of them did not explain many things clearly.

I fell in love in my dream, but is it a boyfriend in reality?

When did Miller come back?When will you leave?

I don't care about these, let's kiss first.

Mi Le didn't refuse either, instead he reached out and hugged Tong Yi, letting Tong Yi run wild.

I have never tried such a strong kiss, even in my dreams, I have never been so passionate.

The two people in "Passionate Love" are naturally inseparable when they meet again for the first time.

The bed in the bedroom is new. Two beds are joined together, and there are desks and cabinets underneath.

In fact, it is still quite strong, but the two tall boys are tossing hard, and they will make a "creaking" sound.

With a weight of 176 catties, Mi Le felt it once when he was the best man last time. He was almost vomiting blood when he was hit.

Although it was not a surprise attack this time, it was still very serious.

After Mi Le pushed, Tong Yi propped up his body cooperatively.

Mi Le's hands are also not honest.

Male dog waist.

pecs.

Check them one by one.

"The tattooed area hurts a bit, rub it for me." Tong Yi was finally willing to leave his mouth and muttered something in a low voice.

"Get out, you haven't taken a shower, I don't want to touch it."

"Then I'm going to wash now."

Mi Le pushed Tong Yi away and sat up, took a look at the time with his phone, and said at the same time, "It hurts because you kept pushing yourself while wearing jeans."

Tong Yi hugged Mi Le's waist and continued to play tricks, Mi Le pushed Tong Yi away directly: "The [-]-word self-criticism I mentioned just now, since you are awake, go write it. It is five o'clock in the morning, the time Well enough."

"What... what review letter?" Tong Yi still wanted to play dumb.

Mi Le pinched Tong Yi's chin directly, and said viciously: "You were drunk before, and you have confessed everything to me, can you stop pretending?"

"Really?"

"Yes, including what you thought about me last night, you said it yourself."

"..."

Mi Le said and got out of bed, and turned on the light in the bedroom.

As soon as Tong Yi sat up, he fell down again, with a severe headache.

Standing by the side, Mi Le was like a "killer with no emotions", urging: "Hurry up, come down, and write me a self-criticism!"

Tong Yi immediately got out of bed in despair, looked for books and pens everywhere, and finally got to the desk and began to worry about how to write.

"You're sitting comfortably. Kneel down and write for me." Mi Le immediately came over and kicked the chair.

Tong Yi thought for a while, for such a big matter, just kneel down, and after kneeling, the daughter-in-law will be in hand.

So he pushed away the chair and knelt down in front of the desk, looking at the notebook, but couldn't even write the first sentence.

"If you can't write it, chop off your carving!" Mi Le pinched his waist and urged.

"Write! I'll write!" Tong Yi was so frightened that his scalp went numb.

Mi Le took out a book next to him to review the subjects to be tested today.

After sitting for a while, I saw that Tong Yi's height was more than enough to write and rub, and he seemed quite comfortable, so he went to find another thing in his box.

When Tong Yi saw the keyboard, he smiled and asked, "Did you bring me a gift when you came back?"

"No, you kneel and write on it."

"Uh……"

Tong Yi gritted his teeth.

Kneel, it's not bad for this small prop, after kneeling and writing, you will have a handsome big daughter-in-law!

But after kneeling down, the sour feeling made Tong Yi tilt his body and almost fell down.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Mi Le staring at him, and immediately knelt down obediently, continuing to hold back his self-criticism.

Tong Yi knelt like this for more than an hour, and he choked out less than five hundred words.

Tong Yi left the wine table early yesterday, and in the morning Li Xin found that Tong Yi was not at home, so she called Si Li and asked Si Li to check if Tong Yi had gone back to the dormitory.

Si Li was also afraid that Tong Yi didn't come back last night, so he quickly put on a blanket and came to look for Tong Yi. He was afraid that if Tong Yi slept on the street last night, he would be finished if he froze to death.

A group of people were drinking too much yesterday, and they got scared after recovering in the morning.

Because Mi Le went to the film crew, Si Li didn't have any scruples anymore. He went to Tong Yi's bedroom door and tried it, and found that it was not locked, so he pushed the door and walked in. Then he saw Tong Yi kneeling on the keyboard and writing a letter of self-criticism. .

Looking up again, I saw Mi Le sitting next to him with his legs crossed, reviewing his homework.

"What's the situation?" Si Li walked in and asked, "Mi Le, did this idiot come back to attack you yesterday?"

Mi Le shook his head, this kind of thing is really hard to explain.

"I didn't mess with you, why did you let our captain kneel down? Did you threaten him with some dirty trick again?" Si Li asked again.

Mi Le is not angry yet, Tong Yi is anxious first: "Why are you talking to him?"

"???" Si Li was taken aback.

"I'm kneeling well, why did you come in suddenly?" Tong Yi took the opportunity to stand up and asked Si Li.

Si Li was dumbfounded, and asked suspiciously: "Did you kneel well? Have you sobered up yet?"

"Wake up, it's okay, you don't need to worry about it, let's go." Saying that, he was about to push Si Li out.

Si Li hadn't recovered yet, struggling not to get out: "No, what's going on? Should I kneel? Is this a pre-exam ritual?"

Mi Le was amused by Si Li, and reached out for Tong Yi's self-criticism and hid it himself.

"It's nothing, just pray before the exam, sincerity will bring success." Mi Le helped Tong Yi save face.

"Is there another trick?" Si Li asked stupidly.

"Yes, you should go back and kneel."

"Okay, I'll go back and try." Si Li walked back under the quilt again.

After Si Li left, Mi Le said, "You should also start washing up to prepare for the final exam. We will continue to write the review paper when we are free."

"Yes, yes, when are you leaving?"

"Leave early tomorrow morning."

"You take me away."

Miller shook his head mercilessly.

Tong Yi went to the bathroom to wash up. While brushing his teeth, Mi Le came in and hugged Tong Yi from behind: "Hug my boyfriend."

Tong Yi just wanted to have fun, but when his painting style changed, Mi Le strangled him hard, and then said: "Lock your throat!"