Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Looking at Tong Yi's sand sculpture, Mi Le didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.

Biting her lower lip, squinting her eyes and looking at Tong Yi for a long time, she saw Tong Yi start hugging his leg, buried her face in his leg and muttered: "I miss you so much."

"I'm asking you, is your answer okay?" Mi Le put his hands in his pockets to relax his hands.

"it is good."

"Are you going to have the same dream as me?"

"Yes." Tong Yi answered honestly.

Mi Le clenched his fist and then released it, and then continued to ask: "Did you know that we were having the same dream?"

"Of course I know... I deliberately... went in."

"How did you get in?"

"A friend of mine understands these nagging... things, I will... I will ask her to help me, and I will soon enter your dream..."

Mi Le took a deep breath, trying not to explode.

Although he had already guessed that this was the case, Mi Le was still a little angry when he really knew the truth.

How did this guy do it so confidently?

What are you doing? !

"Why did you come into my dream?" Mi Le asked.

"It's just...you're bullying me, I can't beat you yet, so I'll go to my dream to clean you up."

"Since when?"

"From... you fuck me."

"I mean dream."

After thinking for a while, Tong Yi replied: "It started from the dream of me dancing in the square and we eating the king's meal."

Miller nodded.

In fact, Mi Le didn't care about the previous few dreams, but felt that the memory of this dream was so clear.

It was only later that he gradually realized that something was wrong.

"I fucking thought I fell in love with you because I dreamed of you every day, but you arranged it? Then do I like you?" Mi Le was very angry, especially concerned about this issue.

Tong Yi immediately shook his head: "No, I can't take the initiative to enter your dream...I can only enter if you dream of me yourself, so...It's really you who dreamed of me, and I can't control this."

In this case, it is only because Mi Le has hints in his head that he can dream of Tong Yi.

Leave this aside.

"Are you originally a straight man?" Mi Le continued to ask.

Tong Yi admitted this: "I never thought of having a date with a man."

"What do you think, suddenly want to fall in love with me?"

"I don't know... I just want to kiss you when I see you. Then... I become addicted to kissing and kissing. I think... this is wanting to fall in love, because I... don't want to kiss others."

After hearing Tong Yi's words, Mi Le's anger was half gone.

This is probably the truth.

Mi Le thought for a while before continuing to ask: "Since when did you like me?"

"After the kiss."

"Didn't you kiss me in the first place because you liked me?"

"No... on impulse, I want to humiliate you."

"Then humiliate yourself?" Mi Le kicked Tong Yi lightly.

"Hee hee hee hee..." Tong Yi began to laugh silly.

"Stop laughing, I'm asking you something."

"You are charming and attractive."

"You obviously want to deal with me, how can I be liked?"

"It's just that people like you. I grew up so old, and it's the first time... I met you who are so attractive... I'm so angry, why did I just meet you? If I met you earlier, wouldn't I be bent on it?" Tong Tong Yi started to slide down while holding Mi Le's legs, and finally just lay on the ground with Mi Le's feet and smiled foolishly, "Mrs. Mi...is the most likable."

Feeling angry, seeing Tong Yi lying on the ground, the tiles are still quite cold, so she got up and helped Tong Yi up.

Holding this big guy, Mi Le began to suspect that it really weighed two hundred catties, and Mi Le had to grit his back molars while supporting Tong Yi.

"How much weight are you?" Mi Le asked him.

"More than 100 catties." Tong Yi replied vaguely.

"Have you got one hundred and eight?"

"not here."

Mi Le supported Tong Yi so that Tong Yi could stand up again, pinched Tong Yi's chin with his hand and asked again: "Tell me the truth, how much is it?"

"One hundred...six..."

"I do not believe."

"170 six..."

"You are fifty pounds heavier than me!"

"Why are you so thin?!" Tong Yi exclaimed.

"I've always been at this weight." Mi Le was often said to be ridiculously thin.

"Thin...to a skeleton..."

"Stand up!"

Tong Yi immediately stood crookedly.

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi, not knowing what to do.

He is not good at taking care of people. It can be said that he has never taken care of others in his life, let alone a drunk.

Under such circumstances, should he wash Tong Yi?

"Lie down first." Mi Le pointed to his own bed, and he found that Tong Yi's bed had no quilt at all.

"Okay." Tong Yi began to crawl, and Mi Le was carefully supporting him for fear that he would fall.

After Tong Yi lay down, Mi Le went to the bathroom, threw a towel, and came out to wipe Tong Yi's face.

Tong Yi regarded it as feeding him something, opened his mouth to take a mouthful of the handkerchief, and then spit it out: "It's not delicious."

Mi Le ignored it, and changed to another towel to help Tong Yi wipe his feet after wiping his face.

After Mi Le finished washing himself, Tong Yi looked at him from the upper bunk through the railing, and called out, "Mi wife..."

"What?"

"I booked a hotel, a candlelight dinner, and I plan to confess to you, and then we two will make love there..."

Yo.

Also engage in romance.

"I also... ordered a boat, we took the boat, and then set off fireworks. I also ordered... heart-shaped fireworks... the super beautiful ones." Tong Yi continued, "I'm going to... give you A surprise, you'll love it."

Surprisingly, I've already said it all.

"How much are these?" Mi Le cared about these questions.

The candlelight dinner was okay, but the boat and fireworks gradually made Mi Le feel bad.If two people take the boat, it should be okay, but it is not a small amount to charter a boat.

"It's not expensive, it's only... more than 20..."

"You back!" Mi Le was so angry that he patted Tong Yi's face with neck cream.

"No retreat!" Tong Yi continued to insist.

"Prodigal stuff, more than 20 confession, are you crazy?!"

"It's worth it for you."

"It's no longer a surprise, you refund me!"

Tong Yi simply turned over and ignored Mi Le.

After Mi Le calmed down, he also thought, Tong Yi had carefully prepared, would his behavior make Tong Yi unhappy?

But 20 really hurt Mi Le, so what could be wrong?

After tidying up, Mi Le climbed into bed and saw that Tong Yi was lying so domineeringly that he had no place to sleep.

"You don't want to sleep with me anymore?" Mi Le asked Tong Yi while supporting himself.

"I feel wronged."

"Okay, okay, no more retreat."

"Still aggrieved."

Mi Le reached out and rubbed Tong Yi's head, coaxing: "Okay, I was wrong, please don't be wronged, can you?"

"I want to make you happy...but it's meaningless if you're not happy."

"Stinky fool." Mi Le pushed Tong Yi, and then got into Tong Yi's arms, "My happiest thing is being with you, so you don't have to use these things to coax me, I'm not a girl .”

"My dad gave me an idea."

"Shouldn't you ask me, what do I like?" Mi Le leaned closer to Tong Yi, and the two of them faced each other, chatting in a low voice under the blanket.

"What do you like?"

"What I like is that we can make breakfast together, then clean up the housework together, rest together on the sofa in the afternoon, watch TV together, and complain about how ugly the TV series are. Make dinner together at night, take a bath together, and go to bed together."

"Nothing special." Tong Yi asked suspiciously.

"You have had so many dreams with me, haven't you felt it? I just like plain, nothing special."

"Well... I feel it."

"On my birthday, I held a super large coming-of-age ceremony, just like a concert. Fans had to buy tickets to celebrate my birthday. It was not a happy day, because celebrating my birthday was like working. At home, seeing Zuoqiu Mingxu and Gong Monando at home, holding a palm-sized cake and singing birthday song to me, I was almost moved to tears, I think that's what I want."

After Mi Le finished speaking, he stared at Tong Yi and asked, "Do you understand what I mean?"

"Um……"

"Tell me what you understand."

"I'm leaving."

Mi Le didn't expect to be stupid at ordinary times, even more stupid people would understand what he meant after drinking, so he just put his arms around Tong Yi's waist to rest.

After a while, both of them fell asleep.

I came up in a hurry, and the electric blanket was not plugged in. I just relied on each other's body temperature to keep warm, and it was very comfortable.

In the dream, Tong Yi was much more awake.

For the first quarter of an hour, Tong Yi was lying awake and resting.

After seeing Mi Le, Tong Yi was very happy: "You little heartless, you finally dreamed of me!"

"Husband!" Mi Le called Tong Yi suddenly.

Tong Yi was stunned, and looked at Mi Le in astonishment, but he didn't feel very happy, but felt a "thump" in his heart.

Sure enough, Mi Le suddenly took out the tattoo tools, and shook Tong Yi: "My husband, to prove that you love me, why not get a tattoo on your body, and witness our love forever."

"Uh... OK..." Because of this husband, Tong Yi couldn't even refuse.

In reality, Tong Yi would not get tattoos. He has also seen many NBA players with tattoos, but he is unwilling to get tattoos.

The first is that I don't like fancy things, and the second is that I am afraid of pain.

When Mi Le prepared with the tools, Tong Yi was so afraid that he swallowed his saliva.

"Take off your pants," Miller said.

"Take off your pants?"

"Well, I want to tattoo it on the little eagle."

"Huh?!" Where can I get tattoos?

"Can't you? Husband?"

"All right..." You can say whatever you want.

Tong Yi really took it off, saw Mi Le coming over with a knife, and immediately put it on again: "Are you planning to cut off the tattoo? Can you put it on again?"

"Need to shave."

"Don't cut me up in a hurry!"

"Don't be afraid, I will soak it in formalin and treasure it if it is real. After all, this is my first love boyfriend's little sculpture."

Tong Yi finally realized that something was wrong, held down Mi Le's hand and said, "What's wrong? Are you angry? Am I wrong?"

"Don't you know where you went wrong?"

"It's really infuriating for you to say this. I'm wrong no matter where I am. Do I need to know? Anyway, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong!"

"Your desire to survive is getting stronger and stronger."

"Can we talk if we have something to say?" Tong Yi asked tremblingly.

"When you came into my dream and wanted to clean me up, did you discuss it with me?"

"Uh……"

"You know so many of my secrets, and you still act like I'm nothing, and you still want to mess with me in reality. Have you thought about what will happen after I know the truth?"

Tong Yi couldn't answer, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, frightened.

"Tong Yi, I just want to get a tattoo right now. If you mess with me again, I'll cut it off for you in my dream and then put it on again. I'll cut it off and feed it to the dog later!" Mi Le continued holding up the knife.

"I'll take it off." Tong Yi immediately took off his pants obediently.