Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Mi Le was lying with his ambiguous partner, covered with the same blanket, and suddenly found it difficult to fall asleep.

The last time Tong Yi went to the theater of the drama club, he seemed to have hinted carelessly. Mi Le also pretended not to understand and drove Tong Yi away, but he understood in his heart.

Tong Yi emphasized it many times, so he just got used to him.

He also said that if you want to fall in love, you should fall in love together, and if you are single, you should be single together. If he can't understand Tong Yi's meaning, Mi Le's head will grow in vain.

In particular, Mi Le is really interested in Tong Yi, so Mi Le will think about what Tong Yi said, and study whether Tong Yi's words have deep meaning.

As I thought about it, the plot became more and more complicated.

Later, Mi Le gave up on the analysis, because it is really impossible for Tong Yi to think too much in his head, and thinking too much does not fit Tong Yi's personality.

Looking at today's performance, Mi Le can be sure that Tong Yi is indeed a bit crooked, and just now deliberately wanted to sleep with him.

He glanced slightly to the side, feeling very apprehensive, but when he turned his head, he saw Tong Yi fell asleep in 3 minutes.

The sweetness of Mi Le's love turned into a cold one.

In the dim light, Mi Le saw Tong Yi pouting his lips when he was sleeping, like a baby goldfish.

It's kind of cute.

Mi Le also stopped thinking about it, closed his eyes and tried to fall asleep.

Mi Le felt that his brain hole was really getting bigger and bigger.

He tugged at the cuffs of his white shirt, looked at the clothes on his body, and then at the quaint streets nearby, making sure that he had entered a dream with an ancient background.

Immediately afterwards, he flicked the snake's tail.

……

……

……

He became Bai Suzhen.

Mi Le still didn't give up, he swayed to the river and looked down at himself, and couldn't help covering his face after seeing it.

Boys and boys get!

Doomsday ABOget!

Animal playgets!

Women's wear boss get!

The appearance of Mi Le wearing women's clothing in the dream was really designed by a national treasure-level makeup and stylist, and it didn't violate harmony at all.

If this was in ancient times, she would have been a beauty who sinks a fish and a wild goose, a beauty with a closed moon and a shameful flower!

Mi Le looked at himself and couldn't help but smile wryly. This is the beautifying filter of his dream.

He straightened his sleeves and stood up, staring at the sky, wondering if it was time for the rain to meet "Tong Xian" by chance, but when he turned his head, he saw Tong Yi standing beside him.

Tong Yi actually looked like a woman, wearing a dark green shirt.

Tong Yi's facial features are tough and sharp, and it is a bit far-fetched to dress up as a woman, but under the filter of Meng, there is also a kind of heroic appearance of "Hu San Niang".

At this time, Tong Yi smiled and called Mi Le: "Sister."

"Pfft—" Mi Le looked at Tong Yi and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Tong Yi didn't care, instead he asked, "Sister, why are you laughing?"

It's funny.

Pure and lovely Mi Suzhen.

Little Qinger with big shoulders and round waist.

"It's nothing, seeing you like this, I always feel... good-looking! Very good-looking! It suits you!" Mi Le stretched out his hand and patted Tong Yi's shoulder, thinking that the height of their "sisters" is quite inverse, and the younger sister is taller than the older sister. half a head high.

"My sister is so strange today."

"speak politely."

"Sister, what are you talking about today?" The northeast accent came back.

Dressed up very softly, the result is a subwoofer of the Northeast gentlemen when the voice is bright, this contrast is extremely strong.

Mi Le couldn't help laughing again, and couldn't stop for a long time.

After about a quarter of an hour, Tong Yi suddenly changed his attitude: "We two are nothing, gays with love will eventually become sisters, right?"

"At first I thought you would be Xu Xian, but you turned into Xiaoqing and appeared next to me." Mi Le replied, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Ah, no, no, I'm sick of snakes..." Tong Yi began to cover his eyes, unable to look at the snake tails of the two of them, "The most painful thing is not that I am afraid of snakes, but that I am so afraid of snakes that I turned into a snake .”

"Are you actually afraid of snakes?"

"Yes, I'm afraid of snakes, but also afraid of geese. I don't know if you have experienced geese in the countryside. It is definitely a bully in the village. When I was renting a house when I was a child, I was chased by geese and ran away." Tong Yi tried to put himself The tail of the snake disappeared, and after a while it finally succeeded.

Mi Le also quickly retracted the snake's tail, and said to Tong Yi: "Since we both came to West Lake and turned into snakes, can we both swim in the lake by ourselves?"

"Why am I so angry? Do I look like a green snake? If I really want to become a snake, I will also be a python!" Tong Yi walked with twists and turns, stopped after taking two steps, and looked at Mi Le, "I control I can't hold back my waist."

"When I became a rabbit, I couldn't control myself, I was always jumping."

"Isn't it disgusting that I'm twisting around like this?"

"Don't worry, you are now disgusted in capital letters from top to bottom."

Tong Yi was desperate, so he followed Mi Le and wandered around the town.

Needless to say, many things look quite strange, and even the details are very particular.

The dream scene is so rigorous, probably only Mi Le.

A more believable plot would be better.

"Tell me, are we going to fight Fa Hai for [-] rounds this time?" Tong Yi asked.

"Well...it's very possible, but one thing I can be sure of is that the plot is not under my control every time."

Tong Yi already understood this very well, nodded and began to check his body, for fear that he would grow two big breasts or lose his job.

After checking himself and making sure that he was complete, he went to check Mi Le again, and finally felt relieved when he met the little bunny Tong Yi.

As the two of them walked, they saw a small stall, similar to that of fortune tellers in film and television dramas. There was a plaque hanging on it with three large characters: Baohetang.

Next to it is written: specialize in the treatment of difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and ensure that the medicine can cure the disease.

Mi Le looked at the plaque and couldn't help but wonder: "Is my medical center so unclassified?"

Tong Yi also looked at the plaque and fell into deep thought, then shook his head: "I'm afraid we will suffer this time."

The two sat behind the table in a dignified manner, and while they were checking the surrounding equipment, the patient came.

Tong Yi couldn't help but sigh: "Is there really someone who dares to come?"

As soon as he looked up, he saw Scholar Si Li appearing dressed up.

Mi Le looked at Si Li and couldn't help sighing: "He looks quite handsome in this outfit."

"Well, he has a small face, and he looks better without the hood." Tong Yi also echoed.

After Si Li sat down, he asked Mi Le in a low voice, "Doctor, can I see hidden diseases?"

"Yes, I'll try to read it. I'll write you a list." Mi Le took out rice paper and a brush, and took out a pulse pillow and put it on the table.

Tong Yi sat on the side and asked with a smile: "Why, did you eat chicken bones?"

"Why does this girl ask such a question?" Si Li asked a little puzzled.

Seeing that Tong Yi is so burly and has such a thick voice, it is amazing to be able to call him a girl.

"It's all right." Tong Yi immediately shook his head and stopped interrupting.

"Dare to ask your son's name?" Mi Le asked holding a brush.

"I'm Xu Xian." Si Li replied.

Tong Yi was not happy when he heard it: "I'm going? What's the situation? He promised me Xiaoqing? Do you have any thoughts about Si Li, you?"

Mi Le was also stunned, and quickly shook his head: "I don't, I really don't, absolutely not."

Denied three.

"I said why am I Xiaoqing, because I am green!" Tong Yi yelled angrily.

Mi Le himself didn't expect it, but looking at Si Li again, he wondered if he had been lonely for a long time, and now even Si Li had a crush on him?

Should not be ah.

There was no strange feeling between him and Si Li.

Probably because he was intimidated by Si Li's previous feat of eating chicken bones and left a deep impression, that's why he was treating Si Li in his dreams.

Mi Le comforted Tong Yi: "Now he is just a patient, I am a doctor, can you let me diagnose quietly?"

"All right, all of you go on, I won't say anything." After Tong Yi finished speaking, he folded his arms around his chest, no matter how he looked at Si Li, he was upset.

Mi Le asked again: "What disease do you want to see?"

"Si Xian" hesitated for a long time before answering in a low voice: "Impotence."

Mi Le almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Tong Yi was not so polite, he was angry just now, but this time he laughed out loud, very unrestrainedly.

"I found out that you can still let me go. Si Li has never had a good time. Last time, she was pregnant without a father, but this time she was directly impotent." Tong Yi smiled mischievously, no matter how you look at it, it is irritating.

Si Li became anxious when he saw it, he was laughing at him, so he immediately stood up and cursed: "Do you have any medical ethics? How can you laugh at patients?"

Mi Le quickly comforted her: "My sister is a fool, don't worry about him."

"You guys! Are you two laughing at me? I don't want to do that either! I also want to have a girlfriend!" Si Li became more and more angry as he spoke, and started smashing things.

Mi Le stared at Si Li with a dumbfounded look.

There was also a second idiot, Tong Yi, who was still laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up, holding his stomach and wiping away his tears.

Seeing Tong Yi laughing like this, Si Li burst into tears with anger, yelling "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", stomping his feet and walking back and forth.

"It's very restored here." Tong Yi didn't forget to make a comment.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them saw Si Li suddenly turned into a groundhog and crawled into a crack in the ground.

Both were stunned.

Tong Yi couldn't help sighing: "My darling, is this Xu Xian, or the land fairy?"

Mi Le finally couldn't help it anymore, and laughed.

What the hell is this!

Mi Le smiled for a while, and found that the blue snake tail wrapped around one of his legs, entangled and moved up, and then pushed his little rabbit with the snake tail.

Mi Le glanced at Tong Yi: "Aren't you afraid of snakes?"

"It's a pity that you don't need to use such a thing. Do you want me to use this thing to mess with you? Give it a try?"

"I don't want it, it's so greasy and disgusting."

Tong Yi leaned on the table with one hand, propped his chin and looked at Mi Le in women's clothing, and couldn't help licking his lips.

"I'm not talking about the little bunny, I'm talking about the place where O is used. Will it be exciting to go in?" Tong Yi squinted his eyes and asked a little ambiguously.

Mi Le also laughed, leaned closer to Tong Yi and asked, "Do you think you, a landlubber, can swim after turning into a snake? Let me try throwing you into the water?"

The two of them started fighting with their tails, and after fighting for a long time, Tong Yi exclaimed: "It's over! Our tails are entangled!"

"Why does this tail look like a data cable, and it can't be undone for a long time?" Mi Le also asked, and at the same time he was untying the tails of the two of them.

"Ah...you do it, I feel dizzy when I see it." Tong Yi covered his eyes unbearably, and couldn't bear the scene of snakes entangled at all.

"Wave! Let you go! You still play this kind of thing! Do this kind of weird thing to me again, and I will break two of your three legs!" Mi Le beat and scolded angrily.

As a result, Tong Yi suddenly leaned over and kissed him: "Although the snake is not cute, but you look so cute today, my snake's tail is erect."

"In that case, I'll chop off your tail, and I don't need to untie it, just to avoid future troubles."

Tong Yi immediately shut up.