Every day I dream that my dead enemy is flirting with me

Tong Yi felt a little wronged when he was kicked out of the theater gate.

Seeing that the people from the drama club had left, he sat at the door of the building aggrieved and began to send Mi Le messages on WeChat.

It is still a red envelope and a curse.

[Student Mi Le. 】

【Do you have any spirit of unity and friendship? 】

[I deeply suspect that you have violent tendencies. 】

[Can you stop doing it at every turn? 】

[I really don't want to scold you. 】

【Looks pretty smart, but ended up with nothing to worry about. 】

[Just like you. 】

[When I was in a bad temper, I killed three people a day. 】

【I'm also used to you. 】

Immediately afterwards, he saw Mi Le accept all the red envelopes he sent.

Grandpa: Thank you.

Tong Yi: gone?

Ancestor: Welcome to visit next time.

Tong Yi tried to grit his teeth and laugh for the first time. He was angry and wanted to laugh, and finally patted his butt and left.

The person I like, I am used to.

Of course, he also had to sum up what exactly would make Mi Le angry.

When Mi Le returned to the dormitory, he found that his roommates were not there.

After washing up by himself, he opened the script to read. After more than half an hour, Tong Yi suddenly opened the bedroom door and asked in a panic: "Mile, can you drive Si Li to the hospital?"

Hearing this tone, Mi Le was also taken aback and asked, "What's wrong?"

"He swallowed the bone after eating roasted wings. He was so stuck, he went to the hospital to find a way to get it out." Tong Yi replied.

Mi Le didn't have time to think about it, so he took a piece of clothing and put it on, took the car keys and said to Tong Yi, "Go downstairs."

Tong Yi immediately nodded, and shouted in the corridor, after a while Li Xin carried Si Li back out.

When opening the car door, Mi Le walked up to Si Li, dragged Si Li to bend down, put his knees under Si Li's chest, and patted Si Li's back hard.

He'd seen kids with stuck things first aid like this before.

As a result, Si Li retched for a long time, but did not cough up, so Mi Le gave up.

Several people got into the car, and Si Li sat in the back seat and sighed in pain.

The road near Lingshan Campus was very bumpy. Mi Le was still a little anxious to drive. Si Li held the seat and muttered: "Every time I bounce it, I feel that the thing sinks a little bit, and I can feel its exact position. There are also walking routes."

Tong Yi was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, and he was still cursing when he turned his head: "You're crazy, can you still get stuck if you eat chicken wings?"

"It's slippery, it went in smoothly, but it started to get stuck in my throat, it's so damn painful to me."

Mi Le navigated to the nearest hospital, and saw that Tong Yi was still holding half a piece of pizza in his hand.

"Are you planning to eat while walking?" Mi Le asked Tong Yi.

Only then did Tong Yi remember that he was still holding something in his hand.

"I was frightened by Si Li just now, and I kept holding him and running around, and I forgot about it." Tong Yi thought he had nowhere to throw it away, so he just ate it.

After eating, I searched for tissues in the car for a long time, then opened the storage compartment under the central control, and saw a Hello Kitty stuffed inside.

"Didn't you give it away?" Tong Yi asked.

"forget."

"You're quite a girl."

"Don't touch your dirty hands!"

Tong Yi didn't touch it, and turned to Mi Le, "Are there any tissues in the car?"

Mi Le took out his coat pocket, took out a pack of tissues and threw it to Tong Yi.

"Return it to you when you're done using it." Tong Yi said.

"No need to pay it back."

The four of them rushed to the hospital.

Mi Le didn't go in at all, just waited in the car, watching three big boys rushing into the emergency room in their pajamas.

About half an hour later, Tong Yi came back first, came in and sat in the passenger seat and began to cover his face: "Ah, I've lost all my old face."

"How's the situation?" Miller asked.

"The doctor asked him to take a film, and asked Si Li repeatedly about the size of the chicken bones three times, and then wrote the case. The treatment method he wrote was: try to excrete normally. Si Li also asked the doctor what this meant , the doctor said, the stomach has the ability to digest, you can try to pull it out."

Mi Le couldn't help laughing after hearing this, it was really a false alarm.

"Why haven't the two of them come out yet?" Mi Le asked.

"The doctor prescribed medicine to strengthen the gastric mucosa, and they came out after taking the medicine." Tong Yi wiped his face, "Being with them really loses IQ."

"Your life is rich and colorful."

"But thank you, I didn't expect you to agree so happily." Tong Yi thanked Mi Le with a smile.

"Do I look like a desperate person?" Miller asked.

"It's not... it's just that I was suddenly moved."

"You are so easily moved."

"Your mouth is really hateful. Even if you are thanking you, you can still get angry." Tong Yi found that Mi Le in reality really couldn't chat.

"That's it, it's hopeless."

"It was cute when I was young..."

"Can you shut up?"

Tong Yi nodded and made an "OK" gesture.

Si Li and Li Xin got into the car dejectedly, Si Li didn't dare to look at Mi Le, and said sullenly: "I will remember your kindness, and I will definitely repay it in the future."

"Well, be careful when eating next time."

"Oh……"

"Speaking of which, I did this kind of thing when I was a child, and suddenly my stomach hurt so badly. My dad sent me to the hospital to be diagnosed as a bifurcation, and I will fart more in the future. He also asked me to eat more potatoes and sweet potatoes." To ease the embarrassment, Tong Yi, He talked about his childhood embarrassment.

"You are really a team." Mi Le responded and started the car.

God was chatting to death again.

Tong Yi closed his mouth.

Si Li was silent for a while, and then began to yell "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", which made Mi Le frown: "What is this for?"

"This kid was so ashamed that he burst into tears, that's all. Now he just can't run in the car." Tong Yi replied.

"Like a groundhog."

Sitting in the back row, Li Xin leaned over and patted Si Li on the shoulder: "It's fine, as long as it doesn't affect your body, let's be more careful next time."

"Don't talk about it..." Si Li begged in a low voice, "Otherwise we won't be able to find a partner."

"Don't worry, you won't find it even if you don't tell me." Tong Yi comforted Si Li.

Si Li didn't want to cry at first, but he almost cried when he heard Tong Yi's comfort.

When Mi Le was driving, he thought these people were really funny, and it was quite interesting to hang out with them for a long time.

After walking for a while, Mi Le looked at the rearview mirror and said to them, "I was followed by the paparazzi."

"It's over, it's over, the paparazzi found out about it, so the fact that I got stuck eating a chicken bone shouldn't be in the news?" Si Li immediately panicked.

"It's okay, they didn't take any pictures." Mi Le replied.

"Do you want to discuss it with them and help me keep this secret?" Si Li asked.

"These paparazzi only care about Mi Le's material, they are not interested in you, don't worry." Tong Yi turned to comfort Si Li.

Si Li: "So I got a chicken bone, and Mi Le made the headlines?"

"Fortunately, you guys are not girls, otherwise there would be news about me accompanying a girl to take a pregnancy test late at night." Mi Le smiled self-deprecatingly.

"How about we catch them? The mountains are high and the roads are far away. It's dark and windy at this time. Why don't we... clean them up?"

As a result, Mi Le immediately stepped on the brakes.

Tong Yi immediately understood, turned around and said to Si Li: "The time has come to repay your kindness."

With that said, the three men in late-night pajamas got out of the car.

From the rearview mirror, Mi Le could see the three of them quarreling around the car for a long time, and the paparazzi dared not get out of the car.In the end, he just opened a crack in the glass and handed the three of them a pack of cigarettes.

Tong Yi leaned over and supervised them to delete all the videos and photos of Mi Le they had taken, and then they went back to Mi Le's car together.

"Those grandsons don't open the door for life and death, so they have a good attitude." Tong Yi commented in this way when he got into the car.

Mi Le didn't answer, and drove back to school to find that the door of the dormitory was closed.

The four of them stood in the cold wind of early autumn, looking at the door of the dormitory, hesitating whether to knock or not.

"There isn't even an Internet cafe nearby, where should we go?" Si Li couldn't help asking.

"The main reason is that we didn't bring anything, not even a wallet, did you bring your mobile phone?" Tong Yi turned to ask them.

The other three were silent.

Mi Le tried to ring the doorbell, but the doorman refused to open the door.

Their dormitory is a large courtyard, and the courtyard door is closed at the end of the day, and they cannot even enter the building.

Mi Le planned to sit in the car overnight, Tong Yi immediately said to Mi Le: "Come to our volleyball team, we have a lounge, although the conditions are not as good as the dormitory, but there are cushions."

Miller hesitated for a moment, but drove to the gym anyway.

There are two table tennis tables in one gymnasium. Pull out the net in the middle and put a mat on it to make a temporary bed.

Si Li and Li Xin went to the gym to find something to cover, Mi Le looked at the table and asked, "Why are there only two?"

"We don't play table tennis, that is, our coach plays with other coaches in leisure time, just two tables." Tong Yi replied.

They actually have blankets in the library.

Usually when they are tired from training, they just sleep directly on the ground and cover them with blankets.

Si Li and the others rummaged through all the cabinets, only to find two blankets, two pillows and a cylindrical bag, which can also serve as a pillow.

Si Li simply rolled up a pillow with his clothes.

"What should I do? Two people sleep together?" Tong Yi asked knowingly.

"That's the only way." Si Li replied without thinking too much.

"Li Xin and I can't sleep together, or there won't be enough room, and we'll go out after straightening our legs." Tong Yi said, swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

"Then let's sleep together?" Si Li asked Tong Yi.

"I'm not with you."

"..."

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi, and finally compromised, lying on the mat and trying to sleep.

Tong Yi immediately climbed up, lay down beside Mi Le, and pulled Mi Le's clothes: "Don't you take off your coat when you sleep?"

"Do not."

"Take it off, how uncomfortable?"

"Don't touch me."

Si Li lay next door, and after listening for a while, he felt that the conversation between the two of them was almost unhearable: "Tong Yi, why are you so coquettish? When did you become so enthusiastic?"

"Go away, go digest your chicken bones." Tong Yi scolded.

"You treasure, do you think you are melon or not, I see you are melon every day! Just mention one thing!" Si Li jumped up all of a sudden.

"Why don't people tell you that you're doing stupid things?" Tong Yi also yelled.

"I call you a fairy, you've been poked and poked!" Si Li started the scolding mode.

After listening for a while, Mi Le couldn't help but ask, "Isn't Si Li from the Northeast?"

Tong Yi replied with a smile: "No, Si Li is the little pepper in our team."

Si Li tried his best to answer in Mandarin: "Actually, I spoke normally when I was a freshman, and Tong Yi and Li Xin came here when I was a sophomore. Later, our entire team, including the coach, began to speak Northeast dialect. What happened to the team!"

Tong Yi started to laugh, laughing until tears flowed down.

Si Li continued to complain: "A buddy in our team is from Shanghai, and he said it like this: It's easy to cut if you let your mind clear? Look at this matter and let you fix it."

Mi Le was amused again, hid in the blanket and laughed for a long time.

After a while, he was very annoyed by Tong Yi's hand pulling his clothes, so he took off his coat and lay down again, feeling that Tong Yi was close at hand.

In the same blanket, the temperature is being passed between two people.

In the quiet gymnasium, Mi Le could clearly hear the sound of breathing in his ears.